– [Griffin] Star Trek, holy shit, holes, holes, holes, holes,
holes, holes, holes, holes! – [Justin] That’s like, how
good do you need to hear? – [Griffin] Oh my god. What? – [Justin] Whoa. – [Griffin] He looks like- we could-
now we have to be careful, We can’t make The Noid again. (spooky theme music) – [Griffin] Live long and prosper, Justin, Star Trek time has called
for us to come home to the stars, where no
one’s gone up there before. – [Justin] We’ve already
made our creation, this is Chief Petty Officer
Mayonnaise Beefcake. – [Griffin] Hi, I’m Mayonnaise Beefcake, you can tell from my patch
that I like triangles. This is Star Trek Online
something of something, and it’s an MMORPG that
I looked into last year. I set the researchers on it and I said “No, you’re not ready yet little fishy,” and I threw the little
fishy back back in the sea. I think that their whole
shit got re-vamped, like character creation-wise,
this year, so– – [Justin] They’re ready for the big dogs. – [Griffin] I think they’re
ready for the big dogs to come play in their little muddy pit. (Justin laughs) Now that’s an ali-um right there. – [Justin] They did so much
of the heavy lifting there. – [Griffin] He’s got
bumpies, he’s got ponytail, he’s got straw to fruit
pouch under jacket. We’re loving all of your look, Dominion. This is the Terms of Service Starfleet, which is just, I guess
like Discovery Starfleet, except the hair
(Justin laughs) goes sort of more swoopy-like. And that’s cool, and
the ship looks shittier. And virtually everything else. – [Justin] I, sorry, could
you get a quick enhance back on that real quick? I’ll tell you when to stop,
stop, stop right there. How about this fella? Not that fella, that fella’s fine. Let’s take a look down at that
fella in the bottom right. (Justin Laughs)
– This is cool. – [Justin] He’s trying very
hard to not be noticed. (laughs) He looks like somebody
is gonna recognize him and make him go back to
his post in the bathrooms. – [Griffin] Romulan Republic, so this is kind of a Dash Rendar, but he’s got the lumpy stuff up there– – Loves adventure.
– And people love that. Klingon defense force, you know them. – Yep, Worf.
– It’s Worf. – [Griffin] I would love to make a Worf. – [Justin] Here’s a quick Worf for you, “Battle is so cool, I love it.” – [Griffin] And here’s
the first one again. – [Justin] Still kind of
just the same white bread (laughs) boring man. – [Griffin] Yeah, well, when they stacked up
the different factions, you gotta have a little sandwich going. It’s literally his dad. I don’t wanna be either of these. I am drawn to old shitty Starfleet, Klingon’s gonna give us
a lot of Worf action. I mean, here’s what I need
to reveal to you now, Justin. – [Justin] Okay. – [Griffin] This game is exciting for me as a Monster Factory content
creator for a lot reasons, I mean, obviously, we
have access to a lot of, from across the galaxy,
just a lot of friends, like the Bajorens, and the
Benzites, and the Betazoids. – [Justin] Betazoids I love, telepathic? Yeah. – [Griffin] The lobey boys… – [Justin] Camera had to
pan on down to grab him! – [Griffin] Got a big old tall eyebrows, and all this is cool, right? You got a Sith Lord, whatever, or we could just make our own alium. – [Justin] Oh, so they’ll just
let you kind of freestyle it. – [Griffin] They’ll let you just kind of make your own alium. – [Justin] Huh. – [Griffin] I guess these are the classes. Which one’s gonna let
us beat the most ass? – [Justin] Probably
Tactical Officer, right? – [Griffin] Yeah, so let’s go science and we’ll break all the barriers. – [Justin] Like Sherlock Holmes, you know how sometimes he’s got a gun? – [Griffin] Yeah, “Go
get your stethoscope”, fuck you, I’m here to kick ass. – [Justin] I’ll fix all
the bones I break after. – [Griffin] I think we have to start from one of these canvasses, and this is about as– – [Justin] Wrapped in plastic.
(both laugh) – [Griffin] This looks
like he’s wearing pantyhose over his head and he’s
about to rob a bank. (Justin laughs)
it’s very good. Hair hair hair everywhere, coloring whatever whatever whatever. Oh, hello there, advanced! – [Justin] Oh, you’ll just– (both gasp) (both exclaim) – [Justin] Delicious. – [Griffin] Let us begin. When you take a pottery
class, the teacher will come and just flomp down a
lump of clay there for you to start doing your bad business on? That’s kind of what this is. Like what shape do we want our clay? You know I like dual lobes. You know I’ve always liked them. These Lisa Lobes. Skin types, “skin”– – [Justin] (laughing) Skin type is “skin”? – [Griffin] He got holes now, skin type is still “skin”– – [Justin] That feels like
they’re irritated with you. “You know, skin!” – “You know, skin.”
– “Like, skin?” – “From skin?”
(Justin laughs) – [Justin] “Like, you have it! “Skin!” – [Griffin] Ooh, this is good. I like this Mardi Gras mask situation. You make it very pronounced. Oh wait, that means how
far it come outs the head? – Oh, whoa!
– Oh, can make it go into the head, yowza! – That’s kinda a cool effect!
– That’s kinda neat! – [Justin] I like that! – [Griffin] Now what
color is that, though? – [Justin] Okay, now we’re
headed down to the party. – [Griffin] Yeah, I mean, let’s just go bright purple, I guess. – [Justin] Yeah, absolutely! – [Griffin] Oh, we gotta pick the skin. Oh yeah.
(Justin exclaims) – [Justin] If we go in like a purple-ish, I’m almost wondering if we should go back and do like green for the highlights and then kind of a purple-ish,
pink-ish for the skin. I think that might look kinda fun. – [Griffin] Okay, yes, yes, yes. Sort of a festive Thanos. Intensity of the forehead detail. Wow. Exceedingly, oh wait, we haven’t even– (shouts) – Whoa, damn!
– Whoa! – [Griffin] Damn, Star Trek! – [Justin] Go back a couple. I love that California
Raisin look we got going. – [Griffin] That is kinda neat. – [Justin] 90’s kids will love that. – [Griffin] 90’s kids aren’t
gonna like any of this. (Justin laughs)
No kids will enjoy this. Whoa, yeah. I think that’s what it was on originally. – [Justin] It knew us better
than it knew ourselves. – [Griffin] That’s quite good. And then, oh, the top of it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I like these angry, (moans)
(growls) “I don’t like Mardi Gras.” – [Justin] “I just dressed
up to get free beads!” – [Griffin] “But I don’t
want to do the Mardis Gras!” Nose detail, not applicable! Nose scar. (vocally clicks) – [Justin] (laughing)
Oh, I like the tools, like “Oh yeah, I got nostrils,
no big, just like you!” – [Griffin] “I got holes for days, baby!” (Justin laughs) Choose your own adventure! (Justin laughs) – [Justin] That’s to scare off predators that think they’re
attacking his real nostrils. – [Griffin] Oh wait, I see, I see, I see. The tat can be anything. I mean, the two dots is pretty choice. – [Justin] It’s good. – Make it–
– Intensity! – [Griffin] Doesn’t seem to do much. The intensity of the tat, what do we like, we like that yellow, we
want to keep that going? – [Justin] Something
bright that stands out. – [Griffin] Or we can do black and make it just sort of disguise it. – [Justin] I love that. Natural camouflage. – [Griffin] Rotation, eyes. Not that. Ooh, ooh! (both exclaim) – [Justin] Wow, that’s disturbing. The slits are kinda good too. – [Griffin] Yeah, that’s giving me… I should probably learn that guy’s name, there’s a guy in a band and he had that, and everybody was like
“I can’t not fuck him!” (Justin laughs) Ears. – Check.
– Should probably be something pretty cool. – Wow.
– No, not just check. It seems like we can do some stuff. – [Justin] Just anything you want, huh? – Whoa!
– Oh my god! – [Griffin] Wow! Now we have to be careful,
we can’t make The Noid again. – [Justin] Can’t make The Noid again, and can’t make Mac and
Me, which you’re in– – [Griffin] (laughing) Oh, damn! – Terrible IPs territory.
– Yes, oh my god. We’ll be hearing from Mac’s lawyers. – Shit, shit, shit.
– Jesus! – [Griffin] Yes! – [Justin] That’s some EQ shit, I love it! – [Griffin] I gotta get back
to just the big two-hole, just fucking flank steaks. (Justin laughs)
Where was that? – That choice beef.
– Yeah, look at that. – [Griffin] Just so many holes. “Yes, we Sclaptherians
are known for our holes.” (Justin laughs) – [Justin] That’s kind of
the dual-hole thing again. Where you don’t know if you wanna plunge a screwdriver into his brain like so many 90’s thrillers
made such great use of. – Good luck finding it.
– You won’t know. – Whoa, damn!
– One of these holes just goes straight
through to the other side. These are cool! – [Justin] This looks like somebody didn’t know what eyebrows were, like they were doing (Griffin laughs)
hair for a while there, what if we just did bones? – [Griffin] Yeah, and just
more, just chunks of ham? I don’t like fur eyebrows,
I want more flaps, I want more secrets, I
want more places for him to be able to hide candy
when he goes to the movies. – [Justin] That one’s kinda sad. – [Griffin] Which one, that one? – [Justin] “Aw. “Oh gosh.” – [Griffin] I mean, he would be, kinda. Eye attach. Oh wait we get more choice, oh shit. (both laugh) – [Justin] Looks like motherfucker
went to get his retainer, his parents are like “No, you need it, “It’s prescription. “You have to wear this
all the time.” (laughing) – [Griffin] Oh my god, we
can change every color of it? Let’s get those pastels, let’s get some– – [Justin] By the way,
I’ve actually just decided that that’s a fashion visor. It is completely not prescription. It is just something he wore (laughing) as an
affectation in high school, and doesn’t know how to stop wearing. That’s where I’m at. – [Griffin] “I’m also constantly
watching pornography.” – [Justin] He’s got that working for him. – [Griffin] Head attach organic? This is probably gonna be pretty good. What the fuck? – [Justin] I mean, that’s Groot, right? – That’s kinda Groot.
– That one’s got a Groot in it. – [Griffin] I like the
nasty little antennas that look like they’re begging
for food from their mom. (slurping) – “Please.”
– “Nutrients, Daddy.” – “Papa.”
(Justin laughs) – “Papa!”
– He looks like he’s cheering! – “Nutrients, papa!”
– “Hooray, yay!” – [Justin] “Yay, sports team!” – [Griffin] “Sunlight! “Yay, papa, thank you! “Take off the visor, papa,
so we may go to the back!” – [Justin] That’s very good to me. – [Griffin] What, the
nasty little antenna? – [Justin] The nasty
little antenna, grubby– – [Griffin] Look at these, I
like these nasty little ones. Oh, yeah. And you know what’s
great about that, Juice? Two more holes. – [Justin] Yeah, I love it. – Count the holes, one, two.
– Orifices for days. – [Griffin] Eyes are
technically three, four, nose– – [Both] Five, six, seven, eight, nine– – [Griffin] Ten, eleven.
(Justin laughs) – [Justin] Lemme go a little lower, the question starts to get a bit fuzzier. – [Griffin] Hairstyle, can
we get some holes in here? – [Justin] Can we please get some fucking cool-ass dreadlocks? (both laughing) It’s offensive! I think it’s offensive and he
doesn’t even understand why. (Justin laughs)
– Yeah. – [Justin] He got it done and
walked into Starfleet Academy Day One, (laughing) and everyone’s like “I don’t think you should!” (laughing) – [Griffin] “I don’t
think you should, bud.” – [Justin] (laughing) “I don’t think so.” Oh man, the bald pattern is fun. – [Griffin] Which one? – [Justin] I mean, just the fact that, maybe it’s not balding,
maybe it’s just like the head is shaped– – [Griffin] Like a Tonsure? – [Both] Yeah. – [Griffin] There was one
sort of nasty long hair that I kind of, this I kind of enjoy. – [Justin] I like that. – [Griffin] It’s kind of mullet-like in a way that is fun for me. – [Justin] Space mullet. – [Griffin] What if this is
just beautiful blonde hair? – [Justin] (laughs) I could support that. – [Griffin] Hair shininess? – Boom, yes.
– Check. – [Griffin] I want to be able
to brush my teeth in his hair. Mouth accessory. (gasps) and a little cute mustache. (both laugh) – How do they think it’s…
– Shit. – [Justin] How, how? Aw man, these are all– – [Griffin] “My name is Commander Riker, “but a witch cast a spell on me.” (Justin laughs) Now we come to the sliders. – [Justin] They’re just gonna let us scale whatever we like here. – [Griffin] That’s fine. Head overall width, yep. Head overall height. Okay. Head overall depth. – [Justin] Whoa, whoa! – [Griffin] Kinda like that. Skull height. (Griffin shouts in disbelief) – [Justin] Unbelievable. (Griffin laughs) Unbelievable. – [Griffin] Cranium slope. Holy shit! (laughing) Oh my god! (laughing) Look at his headphones! (Griffin laughs) – [Justin] This can’t be a hero, he can’t be a hero!
(Griffin laughs) He can’t be a hero! – [Griffin] (laughing) This
Megamind-looking fucking dude! Oh my god, there’s even more– Justin! – [Justin] (laughing) Are
you fucking kidding me? (laughing) Impossible! – [Griffin] Holy shit! – [Justin] (laughing) Holy shit! It’s impossible! – Oh, he likes that.
– This cannot be a cadet, a regular cadet, how are you blending in with your school chums, Chrumlor? – [Griffin] “Blargh, no
one likes me. (laughs) “Do you have any spices?” (Justin laughs) “My Walkman’s charge is low, “it runs on my own bile–” – [Justin] His head, turn him to the side, is that a battery meter– (laughs) – Yeah.
– Is that a battery meter on his fucking long… (laughs) – [Griffin] Yeah, it looks like it. – [Justin] “It’s charged
by human emotions.” (Griffin laughs) “I know it feels like a leap of faith–” (both laugh) (still laughing) – [Justin] Oh, he’s the best! – [Griffin] The way he’s
looking around, like “What’s so funny? “What’re you laughing at?” – [Justin] We’re both agreed that he is the first of his kind to, well, I was gonna say go to Starfleet, but I’m just gonna end the sentence there, – Just the only one of these.
– One of his eyes is not even looking in the laser. – [Justin] (laughing) It’s so far– (laughing) although I like it below it, it’s like bifocals. (laughs) – [Griffin] He looks like
a judgy librarian, like– – [Both] “Hrm–” – – [Griffin] “You don’t
know Dewey Decimal?” – [Justin] This is a real game. – [Griffin] It’s a really good game. – [Justin] Real characters. No one’s gonna like this guy– (laughs) – [Griffin] Oh please, let’s
find a role-playing server. We still have like two
whole more sections to go. – That’s impossible.
– Nose, well, this won’t be very fun,
’cause he doesn’t have one, oh, wait. (sniffs) This one makes the
mustache even less visible. I wish he’d stop moving his head, I think I’m having trouble clocking him, because his head’s so big that the movements are very dramatic. – [Justin] Is it taxing your personal computer graphics card? – [Griffin] Yes. Nostril position, yeah, by nature of the, oh my god. Okay, mouth, mouth should be fun, we should be able to get
some traction on mouth. Wow, he is nonplussed. – [Justin] He’s like resisting
the sliders at this point. – [Griffin] M-hm, (laughing)
you can watch his upper lip like (groaning) “No! (groaning) “No!” – [Justin] “I won’t!” – [Griffin] That is him on a bad day, and then, maybe he sees a dog
for a second out the window, and he’s like “Hm”. Jaw height. – Cool.
– Oh, boy. – [Griffin] Let’s see the opposite, just– (Justin groans)
Ugh, that’s good too, dammit. – [Justin] God, they’re both very good. – [Griffin] I hate it when
we get like this, Justin. – [Justin] I mean, what’re we supposed to
do with this, Griffin? – This is bad.
– They’re both very good! – [Griffin] This is
better, this is better. These guys, they’re
having a day, aren’t they. “Are you watching what’s going
up on the dais right now? “Are you seeing this action
on the dais up there?” – [Justin] (laughs)
“Don’t look, don’t look–” – [Both] “Don’t look, don’t look.” – [Justin] I like the idea of this guy as an extremely proficient lover. (Griffin breathes sharply) All the orifices you could want– – Yeah, yeah, yeah.
– Pornography, any kind, in his holo-projector, ready for you. – [Griffin] And you know that
thing can output a projection, for when he likes to pass that
shit on the left-hand side. – [Justin] (laughing) Absolutely, he can turn into a party instantly. – [Griffin] Neck length. (exclaims) – [Justin] All the way down, I think, yes. The head height is such that– – [Griffin] Yeah. The ratio would seem not as– I don’t know, man. (Justin laughs maniacally)
That ratio’s pretty sweet. – [Justin] No, it’s good. Neck bulk. – Dummy thick neck.
– Thick. – [Griffin] Loving that torso bulk. – [Justin] I want the
fiction that putting on this man’s uniform every
day is a tantric exercise, (Griffin laughs)
that takes him hours (Griffin laughs)
to squeeze in. – [Griffin] I think we typically
go short torso, long arms, I’m wondering what the inverse, you see, that doesn’t do much for me. – [Justin] (sighs) No. (groans) Good. (Justin laughs) – [Griffin] I want his shoulders
to be skinnier than his— – [Justin] It’s okay to have an aesthetic, you know what I mean? – [Griffin] Yeah, yeah, sure. Stomach size, whoa,
okay, they really let you have fun with that one. – I love it.
– Okay, can I say something? – [Griffin] The big
belly is lending itself to a kind of cartoonishness that almost seems to disarm
the effect of the head, do you know what I mean? His proportions now look
like he could show up on American Dad! or some shit. Man, I just kinda like a little kid body– – Uh-huh.
– With a dummy thick head. Arms bulk. – Nope, not applicable.
– Jacked. – [Justin] Jacked, okay. – [Griffin] Jacked,
he’s a science officer, but he can strangle you
to death with one hand. Upper arms bulk. This is weird, this is
what’s weird, his tris? No good. His delts, or whatever the
arm calf one is called? Those are jacked. Those are huge. Hand size. (groans) (groans) Little. Hands bulk. Little but thick. – Yeah, fuck yeah.
– Little but thick. – [Griffin] Look at that, I effectively just flared
his sleeves with that. – Yes.
– That’s hot as hell– – [Justin] Good on them for
letting the sleeves adjust, a lot of people just
let the things– whoa! – [Griffin] Changed my
mind, that’s way better. – [Justin] Fuck, that’s good! – [Griffin] Legs. He knows how to use ’em. Or does he? Nope, he doesn’t. – [Justin] (exclaims) He doesn’t. – [Griffin] Feet size. (both laugh) – [Justin] Did that lower his height? – [Griffin] It did. – [Justin] (laughing) Good on ‘im! – [Griffin] I am worried we have made like a Chibi version of this guy, (Justin laughs)
just with the body mods, you know what I mean? I’m worried it’s like a Chibi art style, and I really don’t want
to disarm the effect that that big, big head and neck– oh, oh hi. – [Justin] You know how Michelangelo said that the sculpture was
already in the rock, he just had to chip
away until he found it, I feel like this guy
was already in the rock. Everything we’ve done has
not been a conscious choice, it’s just been chipping away
to find his essential essence. – [Griffin] Yeah. – [Justin] That is actually,
can I say something? That’s better. – [Griffin] Okay, let’s
return to the hands, then. Let’s just go down. – [Justin] Can I just say, quick sidebar, you developers have done
a great job in this game with forcing the Starfleet
uniform to adjust to whatever our whims are. – [Griffin] It’s really,
really incredible. – [Justin] It’s fantastic. – [Griffin] I like the
torso just being sort of non-exciting, I like the flared arm body meat, that’s cool to me, I like the
thick legs, the shoes, maybe. Let’s go look at the shoes. – [Justin] You know The
Man From Another Place in Twin Peaks? – M-hm.
– This guy looks like the guy that The Man From
Another Place in Twin Peaks would have a dissociative nightmare about. Like when he has a nightmare, this is the guy who’s waiting for him. – [Griffin] He does kind
of look like a child, but we’re gonna be seeing his backside. – [Justin] So does Yoba,
but people love that guy! – [Griffin] Did you say “Yoba”? – [Justin] Did you say “Yoba”? – [Griffin] Oh my god,
they’re gonna let us just fuck up the clothes. – [Justin] Aw, fuck yeah. – [Griffin] Fucking skin to win, Yoba! Let’s see it! – [Justin] (laughs) Give
us what you got, bud! God, I love that. – [Griffin] None, not any. What about a cool, oh, that’s very catch. (Justin exclaims) – [Justin] Casual day! – [Griffin] Color. – [Justin] I mean, I thought it was dictated by his position, but I guess not. I guess it’s just whatever you want. I feel like he’s bringing some
70’s lounge energy to this. Looks like fucking Rick Moranis
in Ghostbusters. (laughs) – [Griffin] Yeah, I like
his yellow turtleneck he’s definitely wearing. – [Justin] Yeah. – [Griffin] Maybe he does have bony claws. – [Justin] Does that help? – [Griffin] Helps me,
it’ll help him beat ass. (Justin laughs) – [Justin] The most
dangerous man in the galaxy. – [Griffin] Maybe I’ll meet
you halfway, bare long nails. – [Justin] Okay, good. – [Griffin] Uniform, pants
loose is pretty good, pants tight is good,
let’s just check the– (Justin laughs)
(Griffin talks under laugh) – [Griffin] I need a more casual shoes. – [Justin] That’s true,
yeah, it’s just boots though, (laughs) it seems. – [Griffin] Well, there’s
“Boots tall loose”. – [Justin] Kind of a floppy boot. – [Griffin] Kinda just a floppy boot. – [Justin] Oh, look at it, it’s got kind of an UGG flavor now. – [Griffin] There is kind
of an UGG quality to it, let’s go with maybe a
nice neutral earth tone. (both laugh) That sucks so bad. – [Justin] (laughs) It’s really good. – [Griffin] Oh my god, wait, wait. This could be hot as hell, actually. Get that loud– – Oh yeah, that’s good.
– Wild style. – [Griffin] Fuck yes. Yes, yes! That’s good, loving that belt. The belt is wrong in every imaginable way. – Not a lot of options.
– It’s wrong in every way that a belt can be. – [Justin] (laughs) They issued him this, and he’s like “What do I do with this?” – [Griffin] I love him. – [Justin] Yeah, this guy is great. – [Griffin] I love him,
I’m not afraid to say it. – [Justin] Probably our most
challenging adaptation yet. If you wanted to bring this guy
into the world of animation, – Or cosplay, yes.
– Or visual arts, a lot, he’s a lot. – [Griffin] Enter a name. – – [Justin] (sighs) Captain, Captain… (Griffin types)
(Justin laughs) No way. (Griffin types)
(Justin laughs) (Justin laughs) Do that, see how long until we get fucking blasted out this game.
(both laugh) Captain Yoba Skywalker…
(both laugh) (laughing) No way! (laughing) No way will that get past– (both laugh) the fucking censors. (Justin laughs) (Justin laughs) – [Griffin] Now people know
where my allegiances lie. Ship name. (Justin laughs) – [Justin] (laughing) With a K is great. (laughing) K is great. Time to get permanently banned
from Star Trek. (laughs) – [Griffin] You have your orders, Yoba. Engage! – [Justin] Impossible. Impossible that we’ve not
been ejected from this game. – [Griffin] I have lost
who I was following. (both laugh) I’m gonna need a different chair. (Justin laughs)
We’re screamin’ now! – [Justin] (laughing)
Is this full impulse? – [Griffin] (groans) My skin’s
coming off my face-bones! (Justin laughs)
Enjoy my porno! It’s Worf! Oh, Worf, Worf, Worf, Worf! – Aw, somebody help him!
– Worf, Worf, Worf! – [Griffin] Get Worf! – No!
– Get Worf! – [Griffin] Save Worf! (intense keyboard music) – [Justin] Hey, everybody, quick programming note,
in the near future, we’re gonna be publishing new
episodes of Monster Factory just on the McElroy
Family YouTube Channel, so if you aren’t already
subscribed to that, you’ll wanna go ahead and do that. – [Griffin] Smash it, baby! – [Justin] Griffin, I asked you not to, I begged you not to– – [Griffin] (groans) Smash that!

Yoba Skywalker Starwars goes to infinity and beyond | Monster Factory

100 thoughts on “Yoba Skywalker Starwars goes to infinity and beyond | Monster Factory

  • August 9, 2019 at 3:05 pm
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    14:46 has officially killed me

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  • August 9, 2019 at 4:45 pm
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    those one ears at 7:26 took it from star trek to star wars' X-wing personified so fast

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  • August 9, 2019 at 4:54 pm
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    can't believe they made polnareff at 9:19

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  • August 9, 2019 at 5:57 pm
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    by the will of Busto, that terrible presence even above Todd himself, the stars have aligned once more.

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  • August 9, 2019 at 6:20 pm
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    "Skull Height. ᴏᴀʜ "

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  • August 9, 2019 at 6:33 pm
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    you can also customize your crew members so i hope this just becomes a series about the world's worst starfleet crew

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  • August 9, 2019 at 7:45 pm
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    3:55 – 'Oh, hello there, advanced!'

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  • August 9, 2019 at 8:49 pm
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    "Misjonishfucjsosom Justin" I love the new intro, griffin

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  • August 9, 2019 at 9:49 pm
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    Yes yes yes yoba

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  • August 9, 2019 at 10:15 pm
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    I need more of this as soon as possible!

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  • August 9, 2019 at 10:39 pm
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    Listen to this synced with Wu-yang Clan

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  • August 9, 2019 at 10:58 pm
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    Just so you know, this video got me my first kiss. Thanks McElroy Brothers!!! 🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈😘

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  • August 9, 2019 at 11:02 pm
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    Can we just acknowledge that Griffin called the forearm the "arm calf"

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  • August 10, 2019 at 12:55 am
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    He looks like a gritty reboot of Pikmin

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  • August 10, 2019 at 1:29 am
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    "…or whatever the arm…calf…one is called. Those are jacked. Those are huge."

    I fucking love these boys and everything they do.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 1:51 am
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    For reference, everyone can eat safely (more or less) until 11:44. After that, it's a risky move to continue eating your dinner.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 2:18 am
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    yoba has the same body type as me, complete with the long arms and powerful hands

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  • August 10, 2019 at 2:46 am
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    Big fan, especially your Just Like Art series (old news, I know, please bear with me). I have some (read, a little) fine art gallery experience, especially in the [low brow] popsurreal scene, and would love to perhaps lend my amateur art critic and review to your already good good Just Like Art series. I think it could really offer some eye-opening feedback into the world of art, to further emphasize the importance of Art, especially nowadays when I feel art is needed more than ever.
    Basically, with your permission, i’d like to add a few flowery, borderline ostentatious art reviews to your art museum series. I firmly believed too many good artists are under appreciated, and more people should understand the importance of pieces like Booger Man, and Non-Confrontational Kid Art For Kids.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 2:49 am
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    The laughs at 13:10 give me life

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  • August 10, 2019 at 3:49 am
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    I love that they turned this into marketing material

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  • August 10, 2019 at 4:14 am
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    6:55 what guy is Griffin talking about?

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:02 am
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    Oh yeah, it's big brain time.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:15 am
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    Ah yes. My favourite MCU villain, Hulk T. Hanos Hogan

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:29 am
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    AMAZING

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:32 am
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    Been playing this for a while, happy to see them finally making monsters in this game.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 7:18 am
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    Fun fact: my 4th grade teacher Mr.Gagnon (pronounced similar to onion it's french) made us do the live long and prosper hand 🖖 to get out of the door first. We'd line up to go home at the end of the day and he'd stand at the door and do the sign. If you did it back he'd let you out. If not, you went to the back of the line. Kinda cruel, but I learned to do it quickly and can still do it effortlessly. Learning how to do that also made a lot of drama class markups easier too; things like the exercise where you do one hand in a thumbs up and one in a gun then swap which hand is in a thumbs up to a gun and back and forth.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 7:22 am
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    "Oh hello there advanced~"
    clicks advanced
    instant erotic climax noises

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  • August 10, 2019 at 7:32 am
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    This guy hatched and his parents were like "Uh… so… did you drop the egg in a radioactive volcano full of nightmares or was that the babysitter?"

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  • August 10, 2019 at 11:15 am
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    Jesus I haven’t laugh cried like that in a while. Thank you.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 11:37 am
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    Hey, I usually don’t really talk about my art on random places, but this is a special place, and I made a fan art after watching this ep, so if anyone feel like seeing it
    https://instagram.com/p/B0965BchNFO/

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  • August 10, 2019 at 3:52 pm
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    oh my god the tiny eyes

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  • August 10, 2019 at 5:09 pm
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    Yoba be looking like Roger the alien if he got space mumps

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  • August 10, 2019 at 5:19 pm
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    I think its hysterical that they start moaning ecstatically at the sight of sliders.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 5:54 pm
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    “festive thanos”

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:26 pm
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    I love Monster Factory so much but I wish that the character you guys make was only revealed as you make it and not at the beginning of the video! Half of the fun of these is the humor in seeing the reveal but if we see it right at the beginning it takes away the suspense! 😛

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:34 pm
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    I'm so mad that they didn't have vorta ears as a choice. Can you imagine

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  • August 10, 2019 at 7:35 pm
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    This is Rogers dad from American Dad

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  • August 10, 2019 at 9:56 pm
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    He reminds me of a high school science teacher from the 70's with the long hair and shitty mustache.

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  • August 10, 2019 at 11:14 pm
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    So glad you guys have created the canonical god from stardew valley in his true form.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 12:19 am
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    You guys made roger the alien from american dad

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  • August 11, 2019 at 12:39 am
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    "Skull height…
    OWAAH"

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  • August 11, 2019 at 1:24 am
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    Monster Factory hasn't been making me laugh like it used to for a while now, and I was worried that it had changed enough that I didn't like it anymore. But I was wheezing with tears in my eyes through this entire video.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 2:34 am
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    11:46
    Skull hight

    ooOHAAAH

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  • August 11, 2019 at 3:23 am
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    JUSTIN YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY 'DELICIOUS' IN THE BEACON VOICE (4:02)

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  • August 11, 2019 at 5:54 am
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    Space Beavis.

    You made Space Beavis.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 8:03 am
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    "whose gonna kick the most ass"
    "Tactical."

    Yes- choose the red shirt

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  • August 11, 2019 at 11:27 pm
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    I've been waiting for this one. But as a trek fan it all went south for me at 21:45

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  • August 12, 2019 at 1:56 am
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    "Or…we could just…make our own alium"

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  • August 12, 2019 at 4:50 am
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    8:32

    VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

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  • August 12, 2019 at 11:30 am
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    You know, skin!

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  • August 12, 2019 at 3:13 pm
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    brush my teeth in his hair….

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  • August 12, 2019 at 7:28 pm
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    why's he kinda look like season 1 vegeta tho

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  • August 12, 2019 at 9:01 pm
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    find someone whos as excited about you as the mcelroys are when finding the advanced options

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  • August 12, 2019 at 10:55 pm
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    guys… brothers…

    Can you please go do a small mini monster factory with spore????

    please. You could even have them all compete at the end. please…
    I loved your old D&D factories and your old spore factories the most, and honestly I think its because you 2 are hilarious while you play a game that is actually fun to play.

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  • August 13, 2019 at 1:19 am
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    PLEAAAAAASE RELEASE PART 2

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  • August 13, 2019 at 6:01 am
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    Another great video game riffing franchise is Robot Co-Op. Check it out! Love you brothers ❤️

    https://youtu.be/pcJ0dB0gYXk

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  • August 13, 2019 at 9:31 am
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    i got sO happy when it reached the end and showed we can expect yoba to return…. YES!

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  • August 13, 2019 at 12:14 pm
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    as someone who used to be a kid, kids won't enjoy any of this

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  • August 13, 2019 at 4:36 pm
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    “Griffin, I asked you not to. I BEGGED you not to”

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  • August 13, 2019 at 4:47 pm
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    Oh god yoba looks so greasy and just looking at him makes me extremely uncomfortable

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  • August 14, 2019 at 1:47 pm
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    Is Griffin saying "Aliem"? Please tell me he's saying Aliem.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 4:21 pm
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    When his mouse was hovering over the eye slider I was begging, just begging for them to scroll it down.

    When he did, it was beautiful.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 12:38 am
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    As soon as they reached the head sliders……one hit ko

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  • August 15, 2019 at 4:56 pm
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    It's a snail

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  • August 16, 2019 at 3:37 am
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    "Dread it, run from it, Yoba arrives all the same"

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  • August 17, 2019 at 3:34 am
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    Why are you leaving Polygon 🙁 🙁 🙁

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  • August 17, 2019 at 7:33 am
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    11:10 got dangerously close to Jon Voight

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  • August 19, 2019 at 6:54 am
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    I was laughing so hard at one point I thought I was gonna puke.

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  • August 19, 2019 at 11:50 pm
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    1:20 it's fucking weird seeing your character on someone else's screen on someone else's video.

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  • August 20, 2019 at 5:01 am
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    SAVE WORF replaces all political views

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  • August 21, 2019 at 7:13 am
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    "This Megamind-looking dude" lmaooooooooo!!!!!!

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  • August 21, 2019 at 11:41 pm
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    Once they give him the moustache he looks like John Voigt circa Holes had an unfortunate blueberry incident in William wonkas factory

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  • August 22, 2019 at 7:13 am
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    I can't believe the god from Stardew Valley looks like this

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  • August 23, 2019 at 1:07 am
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    mayonnaise beefcake is my drag name

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  • August 23, 2019 at 11:04 pm
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    He looks like an alien hillbilly that yells at his wife "Josephine" from across the trailer.

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  • August 24, 2019 at 12:42 am
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    This is one of the best monster factories I’ve seen in a while

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  • August 25, 2019 at 5:57 am
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    Justin: finds forehead length thing
    Griffin: literally fucking explodes

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  • August 25, 2019 at 11:26 am
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    i am LIVING ive been playing this shitty game for like 8 years lmao

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  • August 27, 2019 at 7:25 am
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    They should play Dragon Age: Inquisition

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  • August 27, 2019 at 10:50 pm
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    I absolutely need to see cosplay of this.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 9:24 pm
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    the more i looked at it the more i started thinking that his moustache was his mouth and that his fake nostrils were his actual nostrils

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  • August 29, 2019 at 2:50 am
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    All this video proves is that there is no crazy looking alien crazy looking enough that it looks out of place in Star Trek.

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  • August 31, 2019 at 4:02 pm
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    He looks so proud and strong. I respect him.

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  • August 31, 2019 at 9:02 pm
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    11:49 president mic

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  • September 4, 2019 at 12:15 am
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    why so long for part 2

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  • September 4, 2019 at 1:27 am
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    I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Monster Factory is just good like that.

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  • September 5, 2019 at 12:33 am
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    11:41 you're welcome

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  • September 5, 2019 at 1:51 pm
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    This is the funniest episode of Monster Factory yet

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  • September 5, 2019 at 8:23 pm
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    Hot dog cart pants

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  • September 6, 2019 at 4:54 am
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    Mr Feeny

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  • September 6, 2019 at 6:12 am
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    he has fucking yaoi hands dude

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  • September 6, 2019 at 7:25 am
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    I know Star Fleet welcomes all species but even they have their limits.

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  • September 6, 2019 at 2:53 pm
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    I can't be the only person that thought it looked like Stan Lee at 12:39

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  • September 7, 2019 at 5:08 am
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    the "terms of service starfleet" hahahahah

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  • September 8, 2019 at 4:08 am
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    Damn, Vegeta or himself go

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  • September 9, 2019 at 8:20 pm
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    My stomach actually hurts from laughter

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  • September 10, 2019 at 2:03 am
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    nutrients daddy!!!

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  • September 11, 2019 at 8:08 pm
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    Thanos really let himself go.

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  • September 12, 2019 at 12:11 am
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    Best episode yet

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  • September 12, 2019 at 4:55 am
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    LOVING the ninja turtle print pants

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