So it’s 6 P.M. in the night time which is when I wake up. This is always really scary part for me. Yes! Night time. So, now I am going to wake up my flat mates. I really love living in a flatting situation. Wake up! Wake up, everyone! I like to hang out with other vampires. I like the company. Awakey! Awakey wakey! I just really like having a good time with my friends. Deacon. Hey. How was your night last night? I transformed into a dog and had sex. Cool. We’re gonna have a little flat meeting in the kitchen in about fifteen minutes, ok? Ok. Ok. Should I close this? Yes. Vadislav? Oh, sorry. Sorry! What. Hey. What time is it? We’re going to have a flat meeting in about 10 minutes. Twenty. Ok, tha… So, we’re in Petyr’s room. I’m just going to wake him up. Petyr? Petyr? Petyr, wake up. Hey, listen. We’re just having a flat meeting upstairs in about ten minutes. You don’t have to come, but I thought I’d extend an invitation to you, just in case. Um. There’s a lot of stuff on the floor down here, Petyr. Like this… seems… I don’t… Oh, it’s a spinal column, yuck. And I was thinking, maybe, I should just bring a broom down here for you if you if you wanted to sweep up some of the skeletons I don’t know… you know… if you maybe… Ok. I got you this chicken. Is Petyr coming? Should we wait? Petyr is 8,000 years old. We’re not going to have Petyr at the meeting. OK, so, I wanted to have a quick chat about flat responsibilities because, guys, I think that we’re not all pulling our weight here. We’re not just pointing the finger at you, Deacon. You’re a cool guy, but you’re not pulling your weight in the flat. Oh, I’m glad to hear that I am cool. No, that’s not the point, though. You’re missing the point. Yeah, no, I know, I know. It’s not a flat meeting about how cool you are. I do my flat chores. No, you don’t! This is why we’re having the flat meeting. The point is, Deacon, that you have not done the dishes for five years. Vladislav is right. It’s unacceptable to have so many bloody dishes all over this bench like this. I’m so embarrassed when people come over here. What does it matter! You bring them over you kill them! Vampires don’t do dishes. Deacon’s like the rebellious, young vampire. He’s always doing crazy things, saying crazy things. He’s just like the young, bad boy of the group. Ok, so, one day I was selling my wares. And I walked past this old, creepy castle. And I look at it and think very old and creepy. And then this creature, flies at me. It dragged me back to this dark dungeon. And bit into my neck. And just at the point of death, this creature forced me to suck its foul blood. And, then, it opened its wings like this. And hovered above me. Screeching, “Ahahaha! Now, you are vampire.” And it was Petyr. And we are still friends today.

What We Do in the Shadows Opening Scene (2014) – Vampire Mocumentary HD
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100 thoughts on “What We Do in the Shadows Opening Scene (2014) – Vampire Mocumentary HD

  • July 1, 2019 at 10:15 pm
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    Love. This. Film. BRILLIANT!!!!!

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  • July 15, 2019 at 10:23 pm
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    3:10 peter’s character seems like an homage to Nosferatu.

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  • July 16, 2019 at 5:57 am
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    This is amazing

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  • July 17, 2019 at 3:40 pm
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    I laughed straight out for the first 7 minutes of this movie when I saw it. 😂

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  • July 23, 2019 at 3:23 am
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    So Peter can talk? Too bad…

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  • July 23, 2019 at 7:41 pm
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    I love how annoyed Petyr looks when asked about cleaning his room.

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  • July 24, 2019 at 1:56 am
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    its Nosferatu

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  • July 24, 2019 at 7:48 pm
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    I will never ever get tired of this! 🤣

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  • July 26, 2019 at 4:29 am
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    This movie is so funny

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  • July 26, 2019 at 12:41 pm
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    I love Orlok vampires

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  • July 27, 2019 at 2:38 pm
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    im sure peter looked great around 6 thousand years ago but the last 2 thousand years he let himself go. He took the death of our lord pretty hard.

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  • July 28, 2019 at 1:01 am
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    Peêéêàtttęëęyýr is one year older than god!

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  • July 28, 2019 at 4:24 am
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    Alarms make me so made

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  • July 29, 2019 at 4:45 am
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    Is that taika waititi Haha?

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  • July 29, 2019 at 5:48 pm
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    no idea why im beiing recommended this video in 2019 but ima watch that movie right now thanks yt

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  • July 30, 2019 at 3:34 am
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    5:38 they used the tarrare image for this scene, tarrere is a disgusting french abomination who eats babies. Look at count dankulas video on him, it’s pretty disturbing

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  • July 30, 2019 at 7:17 am
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    For a movie so dumb, its actually pretty damn funny. Worth the watch.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 7:17 am
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    Best Vampire Movie ever…

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  • July 30, 2019 at 7:38 am
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    Beers in the bucket.. Feel free to logon to the wifi…

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:57 am
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    Viago went from French/German to South African real quick 😂😂😂

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  • July 30, 2019 at 9:05 am
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    Wouldn’t the moonlight still burn vampires since it is just sunlight being reflected by the moon.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:15 pm
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    The music makes the whole thing scary…………….

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  • July 31, 2019 at 1:45 am
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    Why does this remind me of The Office, but for vampires? XD

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  • July 31, 2019 at 2:53 am
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    You just got beaned

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  • July 31, 2019 at 2:56 am
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    How have I only seen this now, this is absolute gold

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  • July 31, 2019 at 3:51 am
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    If a vampire can't see its reflection, how dose he/she know it's hair is combed

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  • July 31, 2019 at 6:42 am
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    try hard

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  • July 31, 2019 at 1:07 pm
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    i'm not sure why youtube recommended me this 5 years later… but i'm oddly glad it did lol

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  • July 31, 2019 at 2:05 pm
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    The best mockumentary I've ever seen

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  • July 31, 2019 at 2:15 pm
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    183 years is considered, 'young'.

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  • July 31, 2019 at 4:04 pm
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    has anyone thought of nosferatu? like he looks vaguely familiar…. plays sweet dreams by MM

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  • July 31, 2019 at 4:31 pm
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    taika waititi and jermaine clemont in the same room now that's a match made in heaven😁

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  • July 31, 2019 at 5:02 pm
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    Lol ! Diddent know there was a spin off serie to after with over 10 episode of this vampire documentary humor ! 👍🏾

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  • July 31, 2019 at 5:04 pm
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    such an underrated movie

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  • July 31, 2019 at 5:15 pm
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    Loved this movie.

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  • July 31, 2019 at 6:07 pm
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    2:19 WTF 😳

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  • July 31, 2019 at 6:09 pm
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    „Petar is 8000 yearz old, we‘re not going to heff petar at ze meeting“

    Pure gold

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  • July 31, 2019 at 9:06 pm
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    I saw this movie it’s hilarious

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  • July 31, 2019 at 9:32 pm
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    I saw it… and i gotta say it's the best god damn vampire movie I've ever seen
    And Stu is the best character (in my opinion)

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  • August 1, 2019 at 3:12 am
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    "we're having a meeting in 15 minutes" wait, Taika? Dayum

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  • August 1, 2019 at 3:49 am
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    Ok, need to see this now.

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  • August 1, 2019 at 4:28 am
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    3:21 that damn Stephen King vampire from the Salem's Lot TV movie… God, that thing gave me nightmares as a child for years.

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  • August 1, 2019 at 4:55 am
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    Korg, voiced by Taika Watiti: Yeah, its not that useful, unless you're stabbing three vampires, hurdled really close together.
    Well played

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  • August 1, 2019 at 5:43 am
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    You're dead you're dead you're dead. You're dead and out of this world.

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  • August 1, 2019 at 7:22 am
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    And it vas Petyr!

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  • August 1, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    How have I not heard of this?

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  • August 1, 2019 at 11:57 am
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    This guy is going to direct Thor 4 and everyone likes thay

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  • August 1, 2019 at 12:29 pm
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    I have naighbors like Peter!!!!

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  • August 1, 2019 at 1:05 pm
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    Love everything about this. Its hilarious and they're inexplicable adorable.

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  • August 1, 2019 at 3:15 pm
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    i wonder if Petyr was respected in the vampire community, being 8000 years old must mean he's one of the older vampires right? also given the way he looks and all that

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  • August 1, 2019 at 3:27 pm
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    Where is Gary Oldman ? ^^

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  • August 1, 2019 at 6:08 pm
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    -I´m so embarrassed when people come over here
    -What does it matter! You bring them over you kill them!
    -Change your mind 🤔

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  • August 1, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    Why did this just randomly show up in my recommendations

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  • August 1, 2019 at 9:30 pm
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    I literally do not know how I got here,

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  • August 1, 2019 at 10:46 pm
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    Why was this in my recommeded videos? It's 2019???

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  • August 1, 2019 at 11:22 pm
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    A N D I T W A S P E T E R

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  • August 2, 2019 at 1:00 am
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    hey guys its gona ve distributed un international cinemas Like México?

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  • August 2, 2019 at 3:08 am
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    AWAKEN MY MASTERS

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  • August 2, 2019 at 4:42 am
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    Love the show and the movie

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  • August 2, 2019 at 4:48 am
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    For some reason YouTube just recommended this awesome movie for me today.

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  • August 2, 2019 at 5:05 am
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    Protecc that smile 1:26

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  • August 2, 2019 at 6:35 am
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    Peters 8000 years old?! Dude became a vampire visiting fuckin Mesopotamia wtf XD

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  • August 2, 2019 at 6:46 am
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    Bloody dishes shouldn't have got me the way it did, but it happened goddammit

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  • August 2, 2019 at 7:02 am
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    "Our sweet Peter… Burnt to a sissle" LMAO! This movie was hysterical on SO many levels!

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  • August 2, 2019 at 7:37 am
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    Peter got me woke

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  • August 2, 2019 at 8:01 am
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    Now i know taikas in it i neeed to watch it

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  • August 2, 2019 at 8:56 am
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    "ohh it's a spinal column"

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  • August 2, 2019 at 8:33 pm
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    Peter is all right when he sleeps….

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  • August 3, 2019 at 1:42 am
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    This movie was so funny, highly recommend

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  • August 3, 2019 at 2:35 am
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    "And it's was Petyr" "And we are still friends today" 😂 lol this crack me up hard

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  • August 3, 2019 at 3:24 am
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    Why is a movie trailer from 5 years ago in my recommended?

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  • August 3, 2019 at 3:57 am
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    He's such a delaight

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  • August 3, 2019 at 7:24 am
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    the thumbnail made me think this was an eric andre skit, whoops

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  • August 3, 2019 at 3:54 pm
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    An 8000 year old ancient being called …….

    Peter 😂😂😂😜

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  • August 4, 2019 at 12:01 am
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    I love how they made peter look like nosferatu

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  • August 4, 2019 at 2:54 am
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    I"m sorry, I'm from New Zealand but and I was trying to find a random video to watch and this comes up….. New Zealand…… Meetings………

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  • August 4, 2019 at 4:50 am
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    I got you this chicken.

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  • August 4, 2019 at 5:36 am
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    I love how Peter is basically just nosferatu

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  • August 4, 2019 at 7:04 am
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    Ok. I had to stop watching this clip after he opens the curtain, because now I have to see this movie.

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  • August 4, 2019 at 8:02 am
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    Is this the voice for korg

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  • August 4, 2019 at 10:01 am
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    This movie is so hilarious and so underrated as well

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  • August 4, 2019 at 1:31 pm
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    Very Good, Hilarious Stuff 🙂

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  • August 4, 2019 at 2:19 pm
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    I'd imagine actual vampirism would be mind numbingly boring and mundane. You basically settle into the same routine night after night for centuries. Most vampires (if real) would probably kill themselves just to get out of it and long before their first century was over.

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  • August 4, 2019 at 4:50 pm
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    I didn't know Apu was a vampire.

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  • August 6, 2019 at 9:41 pm
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    Petyr didn’t die, he’s just taking longer than normal to recover from a bad sunburn.

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  • August 7, 2019 at 1:49 am
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    Nosfuratoo!!

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  • August 7, 2019 at 9:03 am
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    always wondered what a vampire the masquerade session would look like

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  • August 9, 2019 at 10:18 am
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    Lol, I lost my virginity during this film 😉

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  • August 13, 2019 at 9:59 pm
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    Such a good movie

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  • August 20, 2019 at 10:10 am
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    TAIKA? ! ?

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  • August 26, 2019 at 2:41 pm
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    All i can hear is KORG 🙂

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  • August 26, 2019 at 7:13 pm
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    It's hilarious how the original cast cameos in the WWDITS tv series 😂

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  • August 30, 2019 at 6:14 am
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    love the new suicide squad. Joker dose look a little pale

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  • September 1, 2019 at 1:13 am
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    peter was killed off in the series so he could tour with his band Smashing pumpkins

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  • September 2, 2019 at 2:56 am
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    I love stu lol

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  • September 2, 2019 at 2:58 am
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    "We can poke her"
    Lmfaooo

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  • September 3, 2019 at 12:58 am
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    "Peter is 8000 years old"
    So, what, he is an Ancient Egyptian Nobleman? (Ancient meaning the beginning of Egypt as a culture)

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  • September 5, 2019 at 3:55 pm
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    2:18 Vladislav is a scorpio lol

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  • September 10, 2019 at 10:33 am
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    Viago is a cutie, I want to take him home to meet my parents 😀 😍😂😍

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  • September 11, 2019 at 6:23 am
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    I think his surprise is genuine haha 3:22

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