This is my worst nightmare. ( music playing ) You know we’re always interested
in what the Internet is into, and right now the Internet
is into crunching ice. Yeah. Now, crunching ice
is not slang for doing meth. It’s a viral trend that has
blown up on Chinese live-stream
sites. Basically, Chinese vloggers are creating intricate
ice sculptures and then biting
into them on camera. Yep. ASMR style. The sculptures– they range
in shape and consistency
and size, and we’re gonna watch
some videos together of different genres of this ice crunching stuff, and then we’re going
to try it ourselves. Yes, we gonna crunch some ice, but, big disclaimer, chewing on hard ice is not advised. It can hurt your gums. It can break your teeth. Let the two nimrods do it.
Okay? Do not try this at home. Let your friendly neighbor
nimrods– neighborhood nimrods That’s what we almost
called this show. “Neighborhood Nimrods.” It’s not too late.
Is it? Yeah, we can change it.
Season 14. Okay. Now, like I said, there’s a few different
genres or preferences within the trend, and the first one
is using soft ice, which is more
like shaped slushy ice, and creates more
of a muted crunch.
Let’s watch. ( crunching ) Look at this video. Popped ice. Lots of eye contact. That’s a face. She’s eating a face. She’s wearing the face. Oh, it fits perfectly. ( both grunt ) Now, I’m– I know you’re not excited
about this. I am having difficulty
watching this – ’cause I cannot bite ice!
– You won’t even bite
ice cream. You can’t– You only use the
tongue for ice cream. I lick and donkey lip
ice cream. Today I’m here for you, Link. Today you’re going to put
your teeth, your front teeth, into ice. I’m like– I know I’m not the only one,
so if you’re with me, we can do this together. So this is like an egg. It’s supposed to be crunchy. It’s not supposed to be
too hard. You want me to just
demonstrate first? So you can warm up? Oh… What’s that in the middle? Stevie: It’s a kumquat. Oh, it’s a kumquat
in the middle? You gotta come and warn me
about that kumquat next time. Now you– you see– I think I can bite
with the molars. And you gotta maintain
eye contact. – I’m going over here.
– Uh-oh. You’re making me feel
uncomfortable. – ( groans )
– Oh, come on. That got you? – I can’t–
– No, but what was it? Was it pain or was it
just discomfort? – Discomfort. It’s like–
– You can overcome this. – It’s like frickin’–
– I’m here for you. – It’s like nails
on a chalkboard!
– You’re going to over– I don’t care. You’re going
to overcome this today. Just do it
and don’t think about it. Yeah. Bite that kumquat. You gotta look
like you’re enjoying it. No one’s gonna watch
your vlogs if you have that look
on your face. You have to look–
like a smile. Make a smile. Okay. All right,
this gets even weirder. Some of them include juice. – There she is again.
– Oh, little pyramids. See that face, Link? They don’t look like
they’re bothered at all. She’s cool as a cucumber. It’s like,
“Every day I do this.” ( speaking foreign language) – Holy what? Is that a–
– It’s like a fish aquarium. It’s a fishbowl. No! – No, she–
– Look, she’s smiling. You see that? – Then she gave the sign.
– Call me and tell me what
a stupid idea that was. Okay, we’ve got our own
juice-filled ice balls.
Wow. – I got a blue ball.
– I got a green ball. I don’t know what that means. Green ball’s not a euphemism
for anything. I feel left out. – That’s the theme–
– I’ve got green balls, yeah. …the theme song for our
nimrod show. What’s it called? Neighborhood nimrods. ♪ Neighborhood nimrods ♪ ♪ I got a blue ball ♪ ♪ I got a green ball ♪ – ♪ We’re two nimrods ♪
– Yep. Okay, so Tess said we should
break the seal on this so we can put a straw in there. I’m through.
I’m through.
I’m through… Green nimrod through. But they didn’t just drink.
They bursted it. – Can I be sexy Iceman?
– Don’t– No. I wanna be sexy Iceman.
That’s the thing
that I haven’t seen. You can’t be sexy Iceman. But then what they do
was they bit it. I gotta get where I can– I can–
Golly, it’s so thick. Yeah, if you tried to break
this one on your head… I’m just gonna have
to beaver this thing. I’m kind of losing my cool
a little bit. Remember that warning we gave? – He’s about to lose a tooth.
– Wait, hold on. ( grunting ) Oh, there’s
a hole there. I’m through. Of course it’s all gone out
the other side. Stevie:
Yes, they’re coconut jelly. Yeah, put it– Dig ’em in there,
Neal! Bit it. You can do it! Now look– look happy. ( shuddering )
This is my worst nightmare. Hey, man, you’re doing great. And we haven’t even gotten
to the hard crunches, which is the next video
we’re gonna watch. ( crunches ) – Ooh.
– Looks like a crystal. Oh, gosh. Like she does it every day. – Holy what?
– Ooh, Looks like sausage. No, girl! How do you even make
that thing? I think it’s a six.
No, it’s a nine. It’s a bad idea. I don’t understand why– how their faces stay
so unemotional. I am mesmerized by this. Let’s bring ours in. We’ve got a bone. This is a har–
it’s a hard bone. And so what we’re gonna do You’re thinking of breaking
it in the middle
so we each get one. There we go. Oh, two neighborhood nimrods got another type of rod. Now, yours is longer,
but mine are bigger. Are bigger? I mean, it’s really– I don’t know what I prefer,
honestly. Let’s take a poll. Somewhere in there,
there’s the perfect proportions, somewhere between the two. Okay… Since you got
the tray, let’s do–
Hey, you know what? This is a thing
I haven’t seen yet, is buddies doing it. Neighborhood nimrods. Oh, man, I know what website
we’re gonna be on now. Aah! It tastes real bad. We’ll just take
another bite this time. I don’t wanna take
another bite. We’re gonna look, like,
so confident the whole time. Because that’s
what’s gonna get the clicks. Confidence gets the clicks.
That’s what my dad always says. Get in there. Hey, man. Look at you.
You did it. Yeah, I did it. We just got the clicks. Do we have another genre? – Yes.
– Yeah, yeah. Okay, some of the videos
don’t go as planned, and there’s some fails. ( speaking foreign language ) Oh. – Oh, he’s not happy.
– A scooter. – Oh.
– Uh-uh-uh, ooh. – See, she got a slab of ice.
– Yeah. Yeah, she looks like you. – Yeah, now we’re talking.
– That’s the kind of face– Maybe that’s the whole angle. Maybe it’s about embracing the
honest angle. Yeah, she was afraid.
I’m afraid. Because honestly
this was a fail. We were told that it’s a fail. I’m not just looking at it
and seeing it as a fail. This was sup–
We’ve been given warning that this probably won’t stay
together. But this is how some of these
things are done. So we’re trying to do
a bloody– bloody hand. Uh, even you trying to cut that
is just too much for me, man. Look at that.
It’s bleeding. You are nowhere near it,
though. I know, but this is, like,
the worst sensation. I’m gonna see if I can just
pick this hand up off completely intact, No, my pinky’s already broken. Looks like you’re doing
surgery. Just gonna– just take the hand out gently. That is repulsive. – Oh, that is not bad.
– You know what?
That’s not a fail. Well, you lost
a finger there. That’s just–
That’s just par for the course. Open mine real fast. Look at that. It’s so juicy. Oh, you lost your finger,
too. Oh, you lost another finger. You gotta be more–
You lost a lot. It looks like a turkey heart. Hey, so why don’t we try this You know what I think
about this? That this one should be longer and all these should be broken. Why don’t you create
a little vlog here, just the honest ice vlog. Just do it and then tell us
exactly what you’re thinking I think this is horrible. Of all the things
we’ve done on this show, somehow this is
the worst for me. ( grunts ) Oh! What’s in it? – How you feel?
– It’s salty. Tess: Sorry about that. We just got
a “Sorry about that.” – No explanation.
– Sorry about the saltiness? Tess: It slows down
the freezing process. Ooh, that’s harsh. It’s not that bad. – ( groans )
– It’s– This whole thing is horrible. It shouldn’t be anywhere
on the earth. It tastes a little toxic.
I do gotta say that. I do gotta say that ’cause I’m
a neighborhood nimrod. Thanks for watching. Me, too.
You know what time it is. Hi, I’m Shania.
I’m a Mythical beast
from Pikeville, Kentucky. and it’s time to spin
the Wheel of Mythicality. Let’s spin it! Click the bottom link to watch this episode
from the beginning. And click the top link to watch us crack open mystery surprise ice balls with Jim and John
in “Good Mythical More.” And to find out where
the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land. Smell fancy with our
Mythical No. 9 fragrance. Available at mythical.store.

We Try Ice Eating ASMR

100 thoughts on “We Try Ice Eating ASMR

  • March 1, 2018 at 11:32 am
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    I love my Neighborhood Nimrods

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  • June 21, 2019 at 7:59 pm
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    Who gave link a knife!!

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  • June 21, 2019 at 8:23 pm
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    I can bite ice with my two front teeth and it doesn't bother me

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  • June 22, 2019 at 4:35 am
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    Woman: eating an ice face thing
    Rhett: She’s eating a face 😮
    Woman: holds it up to her own face
    Rhett: She’s WEARING the face! :O

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  • June 22, 2019 at 2:37 pm
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    God, Link has gorgeous eyes!

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  • June 22, 2019 at 11:02 pm
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    there's a lot of interesting jokes in here…

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  • June 22, 2019 at 11:51 pm
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    MAY CHILDHOOD IS FLASHING BEFORE MY ICE!

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  • June 23, 2019 at 12:53 am
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    Rhett : I think it's a 6, no maybe a 9.
    Link : I think it's a bad idea!

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  • June 23, 2019 at 6:48 am
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    It’s okay link I have sensitive teeth too

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  • June 23, 2019 at 10:41 am
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    I'm addicted to eating ice

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  • June 23, 2019 at 9:10 pm
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    I wanna do this!

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  • June 25, 2019 at 2:38 pm
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    #ICantBiteIce

    I CANNOT BIT ICE EITHER LINK IM WITH YOU!

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  • June 25, 2019 at 5:09 pm
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    Im with you link

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  • June 25, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    They gave Link a knife (butter knives count with this one) a hammer and a pair of scissors in one episode?! And the universe didnt disintegrate like Thanos' dream?! Holy mother of sharp things.

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  • June 25, 2019 at 11:02 pm
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    Ive already done that before and i was fine

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  • June 26, 2019 at 6:06 pm
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    My guy Link 😂

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  • June 27, 2019 at 1:19 am
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    Im with you Link

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  • June 27, 2019 at 4:02 am
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    But i love eating ice

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  • June 27, 2019 at 9:00 pm
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    I love my neighborhood nimrods

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  • June 28, 2019 at 12:54 am
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    When my mouth was watering it froze from the ice..

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  • June 28, 2019 at 1:31 am
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    I can’t bit ice but my back teeth can

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  • June 28, 2019 at 7:40 am
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    It’s a 6 it’s 9 it’s 69

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  • June 28, 2019 at 2:02 pm
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    My favourite part is then you call your self idiots

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  • June 28, 2019 at 4:13 pm
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    I felt links ice problems

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  • June 28, 2019 at 7:37 pm
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    7:00 me when i poop my pants..

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  • June 28, 2019 at 10:05 pm
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    sExY iCe MaN

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  • June 30, 2019 at 6:42 pm
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    I love eating ice

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  • July 2, 2019 at 9:52 pm
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    I’m eating ice ❄️ while watching this 🥶

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  • July 3, 2019 at 1:32 am
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    Me watching video:

    Goosebumps: 1… 2… 3… GO

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  • July 3, 2019 at 5:35 am
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    Rhett:
    it's a face!
    she´s eating a face!
    she's wearing a face!

    me: yes we know Rhett

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  • July 3, 2019 at 2:50 pm
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    No no no no no no no no No no no no no no no no No no no no no no no no No no no no no no no no STAAAAAAHP IT!

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  • July 3, 2019 at 8:34 pm
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    I agree with Link… O U C H…

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  • July 5, 2019 at 10:35 am
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    Where’s the ASMR??? 🤔

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  • July 5, 2019 at 9:33 pm
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    “i think it’s a 6 wait no it’s a 9”

    THATS A BAD IDEA

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  • July 6, 2019 at 12:40 am
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    I eat ice all the time?? Btw water is the only thing I put in the freezer, my parents put in other things

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  • July 6, 2019 at 9:26 am
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    At 6:00 I completely lost it

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  • July 6, 2019 at 3:43 pm
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    Link, my teeth are sensitive so when I bite cold things it hurts

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  • July 6, 2019 at 11:27 pm
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    Neighborhood Nimrods. The most important superheros!!!!!

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  • July 7, 2019 at 4:28 am
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    Save the turtles Rhett and link people keep using plastic straws

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  • July 7, 2019 at 4:32 am
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    It’s a 6
    It’s a 9 it’s a bad idea 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • July 7, 2019 at 8:10 pm
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    Neighborhood Nimrods is like the best name ever!

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  • July 8, 2019 at 1:21 am
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    I'm with ya link XD

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  • July 8, 2019 at 2:35 am
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    I go with Link

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  • July 8, 2019 at 4:28 am
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    Nobody:

    Rhett: it's a 6 no a 9

    My childish mind: IT'S 69 !

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  • July 9, 2019 at 2:08 pm
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    But……..I always eat ice

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  • July 9, 2019 at 6:54 pm
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    I literally love eating ice cubes. I already "try this at home" all the time. But I never hurt my teeth.

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  • July 10, 2019 at 3:28 pm
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    I’m so surprised this wasn’t demonetized

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  • July 10, 2019 at 5:29 pm
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    Rhett: I think it’s a 6? No it’s a 9!

    Also Rhett: 😏

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  • July 12, 2019 at 10:52 pm
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    my video started at 6:11 and i really thought they were eating something else

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  • July 14, 2019 at 9:20 am
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    I don’t like my front teeth being cold

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  • July 14, 2019 at 9:25 am
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    Rhett : I know what website we’re going to be on

    Me : -_- really

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  • July 15, 2019 at 4:29 am
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    "Golly, Its so thick."

    -Link 2018

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  • July 16, 2019 at 5:40 am
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    Empathy hurts me

    this hurts me

    ()
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    | don't like this if you love
    V. this channel

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  • July 16, 2019 at 1:12 pm
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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  • July 17, 2019 at 3:56 pm
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    I can to it because I have sensitive teeth

    sad

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  • July 18, 2019 at 5:01 am
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    Im with link

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  • July 21, 2019 at 6:24 pm
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    I love to bite stuff like that

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  • July 23, 2019 at 12:29 am
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    Tokyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  • July 23, 2019 at 1:37 am
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    We never got to know what they're made of

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  • July 24, 2019 at 2:49 am
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    I’ve done this before my face was still normal

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  • July 24, 2019 at 4:08 am
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    I’m with you

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  • July 24, 2019 at 7:08 pm
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    It’s not a six or a nine it’s a e

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  • July 26, 2019 at 12:05 am
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    I’m with you link don’t worry.

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  • July 26, 2019 at 3:05 am
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    This is not ASMR

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  • July 26, 2019 at 5:07 am
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    I love ice crunching and ice scraping sis

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  • July 26, 2019 at 6:52 pm
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    I love meh nimrods

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  • July 27, 2019 at 8:43 pm
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    NEVER give Link anything sharp or flammable!

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  • July 28, 2019 at 2:50 am
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    0:02
    No Headphone Users: …
    Headphone Users: AHHHH

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  • July 31, 2019 at 3:22 am
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    I have sencitive teeth

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  • July 31, 2019 at 12:48 pm
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    I love eating ice

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  • July 31, 2019 at 9:35 pm
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    Can i be sexy ice man? -Rhett 2018

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  • August 1, 2019 at 1:58 am
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    Link I’m in the same boat with eating ice

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  • August 1, 2019 at 2:05 am
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    Next, they do floral floam. This. Is. Madness.

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  • August 1, 2019 at 7:11 pm
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    im chenese :3

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  • August 2, 2019 at 2:13 pm
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    “I think it’s a six… no wait, it’s a nine.” *looks at camera for a second*
    IM CRYING HOW DID NO ONE SEE THIS BEFORE

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  • August 2, 2019 at 6:10 pm
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    "it's a 6"
    "no its a 9"
    me: 6:07

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  • August 3, 2019 at 4:01 pm
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    i want rhett's sweater soooo bad <3 they always put the best clothes on him

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  • August 5, 2019 at 12:57 am
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    I’m with u

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  • August 5, 2019 at 10:38 am
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    but i always eat ice

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  • August 5, 2019 at 10:56 am
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    been watching since season 6🤧🤧

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  • August 5, 2019 at 11:01 am
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    6:19

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  • August 6, 2019 at 8:27 pm
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    bite that cumqwot

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  • August 8, 2019 at 1:35 am
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    I do gotta say that

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  • August 8, 2019 at 7:09 pm
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    I can bite ice like it's nothing but when I bite Into icecream…………..😧😱❄

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  • August 8, 2019 at 11:38 pm
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    Dont give link sharp things

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  • August 9, 2019 at 11:22 pm
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    me, an anemic: ah yes

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  • August 10, 2019 at 8:35 am
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    Bro yea my teeth are so sensitive

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  • August 10, 2019 at 9:00 pm
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    Its fake

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  • August 11, 2019 at 1:43 am
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    My boyfriend introduced me to good mythical morning and now he thinks I have an addiction but it’s a perfectly safe one at least 😂 ya’ll make my day so much better thanks for doing what you do

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  • August 11, 2019 at 5:09 am
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    Rett(mine is smaller but my mine are bigger I don't know what I prefer)😂😂

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  • August 12, 2019 at 12:41 am
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    Who else eats ice?🖐🏻

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  • August 12, 2019 at 3:28 am
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    #teamlink

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  • August 12, 2019 at 3:34 pm
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    I understand the coldness but i can eat cold things tell me how to make it please

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  • August 12, 2019 at 4:46 pm
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    0:24 ˋˋ-and then biting into it, aSmR sTyLe ´´

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  • August 12, 2019 at 11:24 pm
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    Happy to see my nimrods •_•

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  • August 13, 2019 at 7:29 pm
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    Why are you not on Rhet and Link Channelllllll

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  • August 14, 2019 at 9:24 pm
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    colgate total has joined the chat

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  • August 15, 2019 at 5:33 am
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    Nimrod

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