(heart monitor beeping) (slight groan) [NURSE] Doctor? Doctor!
He’s waking up! [DOCTOR] Mike?
Mike, can you hear me?
Can you speak? [MIKE] Who are you? [NURSE] It’s a miracle. [MIKE] Where am I? [DOCTOR] Try to relax, Mike.
You’ve been in an accident. Can you remember what year it is? [MIKE] Um…2009? [NURSE] Do you know
who the president is? [MIKE] Barack Obama. Where are my kids?
My kids were in the car with me. [NURSE] He doesn’t know. [MIKE] What don’t I know?
Where are my children? [DOCTOR] Mike, calm down.
You’re still very weak from the coma. [MIKE] Coma? [DOCTOR] We have to tell him. [NURSE] Are you sure, doctor? [DOCTOR] He has to know. [MIKE] What are you doing?
What is that? [DOCTOR] Mike, this is going to be hard. You’ve been in a coma for
nearly a decade. And now that you’re awake,
you’re going to have to confront
some harsh realities. [MIKE] Oh no. [DOCTOR] The first one is this. [MIKE] Wait…wait,
what am I looking at? [DOCTOR] Donald Trump is president. [NURSE] It’s insane, isn’t it? The guy from Celebrity Apprentice,
he’s our president now. [MIKE] Yeah, that’s weird,
but what about my children? Johnny? Melanie? [DOCTOR] This isn’t a joke, Mike!
This is a real headline! [MIKE] Why are you showing me this? [NURSE] Can your 2009 mind
even handle this? [MIKE] Stop it! [DOCTOR] Ten years ago,
could you have imagined
America would come to this? [NURSE] He served fast food
in the White House, Mike! [DOCTOR] Fast food! [MIKE] I don’t give a s**t! The president could be
Kanye West for all I care. [NURSE] It’s actually funny you should mention Kanye West because… [MIKE] Get that away from me. [DOCTOR] Kanye said liberals
were bullies, Mike. Bullies! [MIKE] Where are my children? [DOCTOR] Oh my god,
your kids are dead, okay? Geez… [MIKE] Oh no. [DOCTOR] Yeah, your son
died instantly, your daughter clung to life support
for like a month before we
removed the feeding tube. Yada yada yada,
happens all the time. But Trump being president?
This is not normal. [NURSE] Don’t normalize this, Mike! [MIKE] (sobbing) [DOCTOR] Oh Mike, don’t cry.
There’s good news. [MIKE] What good news? [DOCTOR] Now that your
kids are dead, they won’t have to live
in a world with this. [NURSE] Or this. [DOCTOR] And there’s more good news: we have Instagram now! [NURSE] IG! [DOCTOR] Oh, and gay marriage
is legal now, that’s great news for America. [NURSE] And for him! [DOCTOR] Oh, yeah! Now that his wife is dead
and he’s single, he can
marry a man if he wants to! [MIKE] Wait, my wife is dead?
She wasn’t even in the car with us! [DOCTOR] Oh, um, when she found out
what happened to you and the kids, she got addicted to painkillers
and alcohol, and her liver gave out. Yada yada yada,
happens all the time. But the Obamas are now
producing for Netflix! Isn’t that exciting!? [MIKE] (sobbing) Oh, I really thought that
would have cheered him up. [MIKE] I lost everything. [NURSE] Not everything, Mike!
There’s still this! [MIKE] Ahh, what the
f**k is the Mueller report? [NURSE] Actually,
it’s the Mueller report, and it’s only the most important
document of our time. At least I think it is.
I never read it. [DOCTOR] You know what,
you should read it
and tell us what it says. [NURSE] I mean, I know what it says, you know? [DOCTOR] Totally. [MIKE] I’m gonna kill myself. [NURSE] Oh my god.
He’s having suicidal thoughts. [DOCTOR] We’re going to have to
break out the big guns. Mike, it’s the most diverse
House freshman class in history! [MIKE] I hate you. [DOCTOR] Wow.
That’s your reaction to
women of color in Congress? [NURSE] Doctor, there’s something wrong with him. He’s not reacting to
anything the right way. I think he’s got brain damage. [DOCTOR] Huh, no wailing
outrage over Trump. Total indifference
to the Mueller Report. And now, no vocal celebration
of diversity in Congress. I think you’re right, Nurse. There’s only one thing left to do. Sorry, Mike.
You’re cancelled. [MIKE] I’m not on life support anymore, you f**king idiot. [DOCTOR] Whatevs, hashtag boy bye.
Nurse, pillow. [MIKE] What? (music) [LOU] Hey guys, thanks for watching. If you enjoyed the video, don’t forget to like it, share it with your friends, and subscribe to our channel. Make sure to click the little bell to turn on notifications so you never miss a video. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter. And if you want to support us, check out our website: wetheinternet.tv

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100 thoughts on “Waking up from a Coma in Trump’s America | We The Internet TV

  • September 20, 2019 at 5:30 am
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    Love it! Sums up my life as a normal person living with insane people. How do you not have more subscribers?!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 5:39 am
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    I didn't get to laugh. It just felt like WTI wants to ride trump's dick really hard.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 5:43 am
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    The far the most fucked up video so far.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 5:48 am
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    What a gorgeous beard after being in a coma for a decade ๐Ÿ™‚ Oh, and brilliant sketch, as usual! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • September 20, 2019 at 5:57 am
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    What does the doctor say at the end, "hashtag ____" ???

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  • September 20, 2019 at 6:08 am
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    I think that's the most morbid skit I've seen you do.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 6:09 am
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    Shoulda been like:
    "I don't wanna marry a man I already married a woman I'm not gay"
    "Oh you're not gay? Well, nurse, get the pillow"

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  • September 20, 2019 at 6:34 am
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    Don't use that beep sound.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 6:41 am
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    We are approaching this.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 7:03 am
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    You know what's better than diversity? Competence.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 7:24 am
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    White Libs ……

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  • September 20, 2019 at 7:35 am
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    Great one!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 7:47 am
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    GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 7:49 am
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    I often ask people who I hear complain about Trump:
    Please tell me one way your life is worse now than it was before.
    All I get is autistic screeching about sexism, Russia, racism, etc.
    Iโ€™ve yet to get an intelligent answer. Not one.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 7:54 am
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    One of the funniest channels on YouTube and one of their funniest sketches yet! "What the FUCK is the Mueller Report!?"

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  • September 20, 2019 at 8:53 am
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    Let's go back to 2009 when people were decent enough to say "sorry about you family" rather than ramble about diversity in 2019.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 9:02 am
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    Based on a true story?

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  • September 20, 2019 at 9:31 am
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    32 whiny little bitches can't look in the mirror

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  • September 20, 2019 at 9:47 am
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    #byebye nurse pillow! LoL

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  • September 20, 2019 at 9:48 am
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    Wow! I'm floored. Great job guys. I laughed and then it got dark at the end. Keep it up.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 9:50 am
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    Normal? As in everyday life? So we shouldnโ€™t normalize whatโ€™s
    normal life?

    Well done btw!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 10:20 am
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    Real comedy

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  • September 20, 2019 at 10:20 am
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    To be fair, they did him a favor at the end.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 10:47 am
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    …and the cardiac monitor goes, "REEEEEEEEE…."

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  • September 20, 2019 at 10:57 am
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    demonetization and channel ban in 3… 2… 1…

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  • September 20, 2019 at 11:07 am
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    This was great!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 11:26 am
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    This had me hysterical at 6:00am! Yet I also felt so sad for the guy. You should be ashamed and donโ€™t deserve to live if you arenโ€™t outraged or woke enough!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 11:33 am
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    Whatโ€™s perplexing is that Ronald Reagan was an actor before he ran and people loved him, but when Trump does it itโ€™s all of a sudden tHe BiGgEsT rEd FlAg DiSpLaYiNg InCoMpEtEnCe.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 12:02 pm
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    "I'm gonna kill myself"
    "Oh my god.. he's having suicidal thoughts"

    ..time for the SJW therapist to return?!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 12:17 pm
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    Nurse, pillow! Omfg that's great.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 12:31 pm
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    That was great! Lol

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  • September 20, 2019 at 12:32 pm
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    This woke doc did not advice that suicide is a good option? This is insane!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 1:07 pm
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    Doctors always have nurses do their dirty work.. "Nurse, pillow!" ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • September 20, 2019 at 1:10 pm
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    You guys are amazing and really produce great content in a way that reveals, whole-heartedly, the insanity going on today. If a picture is worth a thousand words than your videos are worth a million words. God bless you!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 1:30 pm
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    This is why I subscribed to this channel!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 2:08 pm
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    Thanks for depressing the crap outa me

    Hehehe

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  • September 20, 2019 at 2:11 pm
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    For some reason this really scared me.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 2:18 pm
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    That was priceless. Haven't enjoyed watching a video during breakfast so much before ๐Ÿ˜

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  • September 20, 2019 at 2:23 pm
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    This was hilarious!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 2:34 pm
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    Outstanding! ๐Ÿ‘

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  • September 20, 2019 at 3:05 pm
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    Laughed all the way through

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  • September 20, 2019 at 3:08 pm
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    Oh a bit of that Obamacare.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 3:09 pm
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    I like how they just happen to have all the news articles ready and printed out for when he wakes up.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 3:38 pm
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    More realistically, they would've grilled him for assuming the gender of his deceased kids

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  • September 20, 2019 at 3:47 pm
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    Funny! Iโ€™m sure progressives/SJWs will try to censor the channel.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 3:54 pm
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    Sad and funny sad part is the left actually act like this bunch of dopes

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  • September 20, 2019 at 4:00 pm
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    Why the hell would they ask who the president is?

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  • September 20, 2019 at 4:44 pm
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    ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜…โœŒ

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  • September 20, 2019 at 4:51 pm
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    That was hilarious. ๐Ÿ˜†

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  • September 20, 2019 at 4:52 pm
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    This is golden. Trump wasn't racist before, yet the media is trying to say he always was. Justun Trudeu gets caught in black face, cultural appropriation with his wandering hand above a woman's breast and that same media is saying its not that bad.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 4:58 pm
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    Happens all the time… yada yada yada…

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  • September 20, 2019 at 5:33 pm
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    Funny ๐Ÿ˜† lol can stop laughing.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 5:39 pm
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    OMG that was literally gold!!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 5:40 pm
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    I NEED MORE!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 5:50 pm
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    This is one of those things that, yeah itโ€™s funny but itโ€™s just sad.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 6:05 pm
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    awakens from his coma, still not woke enough

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  • September 20, 2019 at 6:27 pm
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    So true

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  • September 20, 2019 at 6:38 pm
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    Perfect.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 6:40 pm
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    Would be even funnier if they both walked in circles, chanting in unison while clapping "Orange ๐Ÿ‘ Man ๐Ÿ‘ Bad ๐Ÿ‘".

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  • September 20, 2019 at 6:54 pm
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    nice

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  • September 20, 2019 at 7:10 pm
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    Monty Python couldn't top this!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 7:55 pm
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    he had a stroke, that put him in a coma, when Obama was elected to office ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  • September 20, 2019 at 7:56 pm
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    This is too accurate.
    Also, 'Oh my God. Yourkidsaredead!' is delivered so well

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  • September 20, 2019 at 8:08 pm
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    The SNL of youtube

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  • September 20, 2019 at 8:12 pm
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    SOOOO much better than SNL….

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  • September 20, 2019 at 8:17 pm
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    This is brilliant!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 8:55 pm
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    Honestly, Trump serving fast food in the White House just makes me like him even more.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 9:06 pm
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    LOL hahahahaha funnier than stupid Lily Singh new late night show

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  • September 20, 2019 at 9:07 pm
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    Brilliant

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  • September 20, 2019 at 9:45 pm
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    Thanks!
    SNL hasn't been this funny in years.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 9:49 pm
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    Gold.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 10:28 pm
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    That was so funny,keep them coming,don't laugh much these days

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  • September 20, 2019 at 10:53 pm
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    This is the kind of content that I was promised, when I was first introduced to YouTube !!! #Awesome

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  • September 21, 2019 at 2:20 am
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    This hits too close to home.. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜–

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  • September 21, 2019 at 3:37 am
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    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • September 21, 2019 at 3:52 am
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    Make a skit with a woke couple that argue about if their rottweiler identifies as a male of female and if they should or shouldn't cut its balls off.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 4:09 am
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    Poor guy, he got sent to the mental institution instead of a normal hospital, good one!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 4:36 am
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    Once a vegetable, always a vegetable

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  • September 21, 2019 at 4:40 am
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    HAHAHAHA ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • September 21, 2019 at 5:28 am
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    Ok that was some dark humour right there.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 6:07 am
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    #BoiBye

    SOMEONE MAKE THIS A TSHIRT NOW!!!!!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 6:15 am
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    Hashtag boy bye ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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  • September 21, 2019 at 6:17 am
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    I wish this was satire. In 2010 it would have been.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 6:22 am
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    It should have been he awoke to what Obama started that's come of age!!!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 6:51 am
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    That is exactly how I feel! ๐Ÿ˜‚. Who gives a shit about most of what people wail about. They wouldnโ€™t have cared 10 years ago.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:18 am
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    I love it.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:22 am
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    Mike is going to get his gun

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:59 am
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    I'm sorry, the Obama's are producing for Netflix? This is news to me!
    Is this real? WTF? No wonder all Netflix shows are fucking lame!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 8:07 am
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    You donโ€™t even know how to do comedy. Even if I agreed with your stupid views how could I find this funny when youโ€™re just saying the same shit everyone else has been saying for three years. Maybe you really have been in a coma….

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  • September 21, 2019 at 11:55 am
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    The truth is, they kill his whole family

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  • September 21, 2019 at 12:22 pm
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    Nurse- pillow!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 12:28 pm
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    Yโ€™all are great.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    Oh bam! Comedic poetry in motion!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 1:04 pm
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    Yall are genius

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  • September 21, 2019 at 1:09 pm
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    The funniest part of all this is that in real life doctors and nurses overwhelmingly support Trump.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 1:57 pm
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    This is hilarious!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 2:13 pm
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    Diversity in Congress is good though

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  • September 21, 2019 at 3:19 pm
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    The Dr looks like alternate world Dwayne Johnson.
    Just me?

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  • September 21, 2019 at 5:26 pm
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    Well that was dark.

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