Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier. *blows fantabulous raspberry* Why do I even bother doing an intro for these things? I’ve got… *Squeak*…funny videos. S-s-supposedly, I’ve got funny videos. Now it’s not guaranteed that they’re gonna be funny, But what IS guaranteed is if any of you laugh, I’m gonna come over to your house and I’m gonna find you and I’m gonna Punch you in the gonads, so don’t laugh. And that goes for myself; I will punch myself in the gonads if I laugh at this one, so… There’s that promise *wink* Okay, whatever. I’m ready. Let’s do this. Oh, wow. *slightly sarcastic laughter* I mean well, uh, wuah, uh wait, hang on. I forgot what I was doing here. I FORGOT WHAT I WAS DOING! EVERYBODY, HOLD ON! THAT DIDN’T COUNT! THAT WAS NOTHING! I FORGOT WHAT I WAS- *static* Dog’s Owner: Heyyyy. Demonic Witch Voice: FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!!! *Creepy, dark magic sounds* Wow. Wow. That’s good moves. *intensely tries not to laugh* *Normal Face* No. Woman Driving to Dog In Back Seat: Oh shit, Tyson! We’re getting pulled over by the cops! Act cool, act cool! You can’t bring animals in here and expect me to laugh every time. That’s not how this works! Don’t do it. Whatever you’re doing, don’t– This is not– Random Guy: HUOUUUEH Random Guy 2: What..? *Trying not to laugh face again* *now with added pain* Nope. Oh, no… (oof) I hope that wasn’t permanent. (me too) *Loud, distorted crashing sound* Seen that before Random girl holding doll: GET ME YOU FACKEN MONEY!!! *song plays* Always loved that one. OH! Son, Driving Car, in pained voice: Oh, my god… Mom: Motherfucker! You have the fucking wheel. Yeah, Jr. Fucking asshole. Son Driving: What does the wheel have to do with the brake? Mom: Fucking SHIT! Son: Calm down, mom! Calm down. Mom: This is what I get for fucking listening to you. What?! What kind of stupid idea…? What in the world stupid idea is that?! What kind of dumb…?! What? What are they doing?! *People in car whooping* *thinks intensely* I’m sorry, my brain just took a second to process what I just saw there. Hang on, is that– Is that one of those what-cha-ma-call-em… Buggies??? Is that… That a horse?! Is that… am I seeing this right??? An Amish skier? Amish skier… buggy- horse and.. all right. I saw it. Yeah, I did. Oh, no… *is extremely confused* Little Kid: Shoot me! No. *Bowling ball hits alley* *Other bowling ball crashing into scoreboard screen* What?!– Why?! Why?!?! WHY?!?!?! *Mario Kart Music & SFX* *Mario Kart Banana Slip & Crash SFX* *Strained voice* Nooo! Nope. No… Noooo-oh… *slighty hoarse voice* No… Bird: Peek-a-boo! (1X) Peek-a-boo! (2X) Peek-a-boo! (3X) Peek-a-boo! (4X) Mark: I… Peek-a-boo! (5X Combo Bonus!!!) That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. That is so cute. That’s so cute. That’s so CUTE! That is SO CUTE!!! THAT’S SO CUTE!!! I dunno. What is– Oh– Uh– O-h-h-h-h– *tries not to snicker* *in hoarse voice* That’s amazing. I hope he’s okay. Little girl at top of slide: BAHHHHHHHHH!!! Goat on roof of barn, in response to Little Girl Braying: BAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! No. No, not like this. Not like this, please! Not like this! *Clacking sound of dog playing Hungry Hippos to get treats* That’s cute. That’s cute. That’s cute. This batch has been a lot of cute stuff. A lot of cute. But it’s– it’s gonna catch me off guard ‘cuz I’m all smiley now, and the next thing I know I’m gonna laugh at the next thing I see! Momiplier Sound-alike Watching From Window: “Uh-oh, you stuck now! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!” “Look at the people inside! He-he-he-he-he-he-he!” “HAH!” “Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! “Eh! Hell, no! That’s ingenious! *Kinda slurred speech* That’s really smart! The beauty of human ingenuity! That’s beautiful! *Baby Shark song plays in background while people talk, laugh and cheer in foreground* *People cheer loudly at male baby’s victory* What… Am… I… SEEING?!?! WHAT AM I SEEING?!?! *Sniff* Ah, it’s a good day. Kid: OOH LA-LAAAH *Crash* *Mark loses it* *Floodgates of Mark’s Laughter opens* *Breath* *beginning to laugh harder* (u ok there mark?) *Mark comes up for air* *Begins drowning in his own hysterics, again* *short inhale* Mark, through heavy laughter: Oh, my god!!!! *in stifled voice* I’m gonna die… I’m gonna DIE! *laughter faucet keeps flowing’* (*Caption Editor’s Note: I think you get the picture.) *mark literally dying* I’m gonna die! Oh god, I’m sweating! Oh god, he’s so slow! He’s so– Okay, I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Oh god, it’s– it’s so slow! I don’t– I don’t know why that made me laugh SO hard! It’s just so SLOWWW! Okay. I gotta move on, okay. Goodbye. Mom: Let me see what you have. Kid: a KNIFE!>:D NO! *Mark laughing so hard we can barely hear him* *GASP* Oh God, I’m gonna have an aneurysm!!! I’m gonna have an aneurysm!!! No, this is not fair! I’m gonna die! OH! I’m gonna die! Fuck! Oh, god! NO! Okay, all right. Shut up, there. *clears throat* Okay. Ah, fuck… *Clattering sound of rabbit knocking tray of treats off of table* Rabbit’s Owner: My god! *laughs* *Kung Fu Fighting song plays in background* *HONK* Ooh! This person trusted you, you black belt. Oh, well, actually no, that’s his killer instinct. He’s just so used to going for the murder that he can’t help it. Man to dog: I love you mr. Bubs Do you love me too? *dog growls* No? I think he loves me.. 🙂 Woman: Yah, I got you! I got this on CAMERAH! *Hissss* I think I– I think I died actually. I’m pretty sure that I’m not alive anymore. I’m in a different plane of existence… …at this moment. So… I… um… yeah, I, uh– *ahem* I will, umm… Yeah, I’m…I’m basically dead. Anyway, so this has been the Try Not To Laugh Challenge. Um… Okay, so I’m 0 for like, what, 20…something? I’m 0 for 20 now. So, one of these days… One of these days, I’ll get ’em. I’ll get ’em– I’ll get em, one of these days. I’ll show these videos who’s boss. I’ll show…I’ll show these videos who’s boss, one day. But thank you everybody so much for watching! If you got other funny videos you want me to watch, get ’em to me somehow. Watch the other try not to laughs, I’ll put them in the description. Hit subscribe for more videos, Ring that bell if you want to be notified when my uploads are. Leave a like if you enjoyed it, Um, sign up for my newsletter Uh, G-go to markiplier.com…uh, Cloak Brand and, uh, just thank you everybody so much for watching. Take care of yourselves, and as always I will see you in the next video. BUH-BYE!

Try Not To Laugh Challenge #20
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100 thoughts on “Try Not To Laugh Challenge #20

  • October 6, 2019 at 8:03 pm
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    5:00 had me

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  • October 6, 2019 at 8:17 pm
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    Kid: slams into a glass box looking thingy

    Mark: sound like he’s having an Asthma attack

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  • October 6, 2019 at 8:17 pm
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    the amish one was only funny to me cuz i live in pa istg

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  • October 6, 2019 at 8:31 pm
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    7:27
    His laugh made me laugh.

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  • October 6, 2019 at 8:40 pm
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    Mark is broken

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  • October 6, 2019 at 8:58 pm
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    Mark: IM GONNA GET CAUGHT OFF GUARD!

    Also Mark: Wheeze: 100

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  • October 6, 2019 at 9:32 pm
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    Dang it! The animal ones always get me, except for that first one. Mostly because the reference didn’t make me laugh.

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  • October 6, 2019 at 9:41 pm
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    7:38 u OK mark

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  • October 6, 2019 at 10:32 pm
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    Laugh your heart out Mark XD I'm 11 and I didn't laugh at that bruhh

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  • October 6, 2019 at 11:06 pm
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    7:27 wheezes

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  • October 7, 2019 at 12:11 am
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    Absolutely anything: does something
    Mark: wow

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  • October 7, 2019 at 12:24 am
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    20 seconds in i laughed well bye everyone

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  • October 7, 2019 at 12:39 am
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    6:30 ah the childhood memories

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  • October 7, 2019 at 1:01 am
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    Child: Oh la la = FUTURE PEDIFILE

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  • October 7, 2019 at 1:18 am
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    1:47 it was pesticide.

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  • October 7, 2019 at 1:22 am
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    if you’re not watching with captions, you are missing out hahahha

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  • October 7, 2019 at 1:27 am
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    Haha

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  • October 7, 2019 at 2:02 am
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    I always wondered when the knife world come into play

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  • October 7, 2019 at 2:09 am
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    Mark makes me laugh more than the clips do

    Like if you agree👍

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  • October 7, 2019 at 2:10 am
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    Mom: How do I look?
    Dad: With your eyes.
    5 yr old me: 7:10

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  • October 7, 2019 at 2:23 am
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    The kid just had to say "ooh lala" didnt he?

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  • October 7, 2019 at 2:24 am
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    A KNIFE

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  • October 7, 2019 at 2:25 am
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    His laugh makes me laugh

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  • October 7, 2019 at 2:29 am
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    i laughed way to hard at this

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  • October 7, 2019 at 2:52 am
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    I'm watching this at night with no sound on AT ALL and whenever he says what or why I swear I am actually hearing it

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  • October 7, 2019 at 2:59 am
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    I love the fact that at Ooo lala marks face was suposed to get red but he is so tan that he is orangey

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  • October 7, 2019 at 3:10 am
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    Baked beans

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  • October 7, 2019 at 3:31 am
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    When his laugh went 🍿 I felt that

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  • October 7, 2019 at 3:42 am
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    Markiplier exe. has stopped

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  • October 7, 2019 at 5:12 am
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    9:58 Anyone here from Try Not To Laugh Challenge #22?

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  • October 7, 2019 at 5:16 am
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    Hold cursor over 8:54. Keep pressing.

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  • October 7, 2019 at 6:15 am
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    Markiplier sounding like a fucking clicker from the last of us

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  • October 7, 2019 at 7:05 am
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    Kid: Oo la la*Crashes*

    Mark:Suffacates

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  • October 7, 2019 at 7:58 am
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    He dont even punch himself

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  • October 7, 2019 at 8:13 am
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    I laughed just so I could meet mark 😮 😅

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  • October 7, 2019 at 9:54 am
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    Mark: "Im going to have an aneurism!" followed by more laughs
    Me: After being straight faced the whole video, finally broke.

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  • October 7, 2019 at 10:07 am
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    his first laugh was a Seth Rogen laugh.

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  • October 7, 2019 at 10:58 am
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    Good lord. He laughed so hard with that kid that crashed, you could barely hear his laugh.

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  • October 7, 2019 at 11:16 am
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    baby mortal combat

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  • October 7, 2019 at 11:28 am
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    :T mkay ;-*

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  • October 7, 2019 at 1:56 pm
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    You are supposed to punch yourself in the goober

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  • October 7, 2019 at 2:00 pm
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    FBI Open Up Open Up!!! I mean also Markiplier!

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  • October 7, 2019 at 2:39 pm
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    He laugh at the staged one

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  • October 7, 2019 at 3:08 pm
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    But i want to have kids😐

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  • October 7, 2019 at 4:29 pm
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    didn't punch himself

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  • October 7, 2019 at 4:38 pm
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    Hey Mark when is the next time your going to Cincinnati because I live there

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  • October 7, 2019 at 4:52 pm
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    2:14 me in the public bathroom

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  • October 7, 2019 at 5:20 pm
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    just imagine slowly opening a soda and pouring it out 7:28

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  • October 7, 2019 at 5:25 pm
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    7:27

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  • October 7, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    we found his new weakness, dumb children

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  • October 7, 2019 at 6:05 pm
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    1:26 Russian slap fighting right there

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  • October 7, 2019 at 6:26 pm
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    8:57 When i try to start up a motorcyle

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  • October 7, 2019 at 6:50 pm
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    Me: laughs at the dumbest thing ever that isn’t even funny
    Also me: MAMI NO IM GONNA GET PUNCHED BY MAR—

    gets punched

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  • October 7, 2019 at 7:19 pm
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    0:15 that was the only time i laughed

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  • October 7, 2019 at 7:35 pm
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    8:16 I am trying to start ma car but it’s motor is gone I couldn’t hear that darn noise
    Y’all know where it might be?

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  • October 7, 2019 at 8:09 pm
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    Turned on the closed captions and it adds such a new layer to trying not to laugh at mark failing not to laugh 😛

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  • October 7, 2019 at 8:27 pm
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    8:31 mark you ok?

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  • October 7, 2019 at 8:32 pm
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    The first video is just an extreme version of that one vine

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  • October 7, 2019 at 8:39 pm
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    Omg try this vid with captions onnnn im deaddddd💀💀💀💀

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  • October 7, 2019 at 8:44 pm
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    his wheeze got me

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  • October 7, 2019 at 8:55 pm
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    7:05 I think this video gives a good image of France

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  • October 7, 2019 at 9:35 pm
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    … bold of you to asume I have balls.

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  • October 7, 2019 at 9:42 pm
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    His laugh is so contagious-

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  • October 7, 2019 at 10:02 pm
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    I still have yet to be found

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  • October 7, 2019 at 10:03 pm
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    Ooo la la

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  • October 7, 2019 at 10:16 pm
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    7:50 what kind of laughing was THAT?!

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  • October 7, 2019 at 10:17 pm
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    I am immune to these videos but I’m not to you

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  • October 7, 2019 at 10:41 pm
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    I would be honored for you to come hit me in the go nads

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  • October 7, 2019 at 10:55 pm
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    My gonads still hurt Mark…

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  • October 7, 2019 at 10:59 pm
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    If you put on subtitles the person asked if he was ok

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  • October 7, 2019 at 11:05 pm
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    3:37 Speedwagon, is that you?

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  • October 7, 2019 at 11:31 pm
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    Where can I find the meme at 2:10?

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  • October 7, 2019 at 11:44 pm
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    I laughed

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  • October 7, 2019 at 11:56 pm
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    Markiplier: says don't laugh
    Me: laughs at his threat
    Markimoo: am I a joke to you?

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  • October 8, 2019 at 12:04 am
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    I would actually be honored to get pinched in the gonads by mark

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  • October 8, 2019 at 12:17 am
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    oh la la

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  • October 8, 2019 at 12:42 am
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    when he laughs it makes me think of the janitor from little nightmares grinding his teeth

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  • October 8, 2019 at 12:48 am
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    8:16 mark Cant breath

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  • October 8, 2019 at 12:49 am
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    YOU LEAVE NY GONADS ALONE

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  • October 8, 2019 at 1:05 am
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    Laughing so hard the veins from is neck pops out.

    Or throws up is body inside out.

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  • October 8, 2019 at 1:20 am
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    Bro the Mario kart one got me

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  • October 8, 2019 at 2:02 am
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    I laughed. You can come punch me now

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  • October 8, 2019 at 2:08 am
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    What if I don't have gonads?

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  • October 8, 2019 at 2:21 am
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    "I will punch you in the gonads"
    What happens if you're a female?

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  • October 8, 2019 at 2:25 am
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    Oh my god that oo la la kid got me

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  • October 8, 2019 at 2:35 am
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    mark laphs so hard at the kid who gets hit
    blind person: is that a horse

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  • October 8, 2019 at 2:57 am
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    The first video

    Me: Hey boyinaband is featured in this one!

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  • October 8, 2019 at 3:20 am
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    Markiplier spent a solid minute laughing

    Nope minute and a half

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  • October 8, 2019 at 3:37 am
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    It’s not a buggie it’s a stagecoach

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  • October 8, 2019 at 4:35 am
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    what i’m watching: mark laughing 15 minutes straight

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  • October 8, 2019 at 4:40 am
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    I choked on my laugh and I choked on my spit and I laughed and I spit all over my face

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  • October 8, 2019 at 5:41 am
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    These try not to laugh videos are so hard

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  • October 8, 2019 at 6:26 am
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    2:25 Mark unlocks Joji mode

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  • October 8, 2019 at 6:34 am
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    Terrorists : blow up a building

    Mark: dolphin laugh

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  • October 8, 2019 at 7:34 am
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    Are the babies fighting…a gender reveal?

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  • October 8, 2019 at 8:01 am
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    I saw the kid with a knife clip before I saw this vid. Still laughed my ass off when I saw it again!!!

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  • October 8, 2019 at 8:36 am
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    I’m laughing where you at boy? ^

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  • October 8, 2019 at 8:39 am
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    God I wish I had more laughter at things like you man 😂 oh lalaaaaaaa 🤣

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  • October 8, 2019 at 9:05 am
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    You good Mark?

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  • October 8, 2019 at 11:03 am
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    Hahahahahahah

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