-The president’s use
of a Sharpie to doctor an official
hurricane forecast is now an actual scandal that has prompted multiple
official investigations. For more on this,
it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -So you remember how
like two weeks ago, there was this whole thing
where a dangerous hurricane named Dorian was headed toward
the United States, and so the president, you know,
the guy whose job it is to protect Americans,
tweeted out that Alabama will most likely be hit
much harder than anticipated. And then some people in Alabama
started to freak out. So then the National
Weather Service had to be like, “No, Alabama will not see
any impacts from Dorian.” And instead of just
letting it go, the president took out a big map
in the oval office and drew a little circle on it
with a Sharpie to include Alabama and make it
look like he was right? You know, like he was
accepting one of those giant novelty checks
for a thousand dollars, but then wrote in a bunch
of zeros and went, [ As Trump ] “Wow, you’re
giving me a billion dollars? Too generous, but I accept.
No takebacks.” [ Normal voice ]
You remember that whole thing? It was fun. Well, anyway, after like
a full week of coverage, we all thought it was over.
We wanted to let it go. The White House
wanted to let it go. Even the PR Department
at the Sharpie company was probably like, “Okay, maybe there is such
a thing as bad publicity.” [ Laughter ] And I’m sure Alabama
wanted to let it go, because for a week
they were all, like, “Are we going to get hit
by a hurricane or not? Because I’ve been sleeping
on a cot in a high school gymnasium
for seven days.” [ Laughter and applause ] Well, guess what — It’s not over. That’s right. The whole insane Sharpie thing
is still going. First, we found out
earlier this week that staff at the National Oceanic
and Atmospheric Administration were instructed
not to contradict the president’s Sharpie
hurricane forecast. And then we found out that
the Secretary of Commerce, Wilbur Ross,
threatened firings at NOAA after Trump’s Dorian tweets. That’s right, Wilbur Ross,
the guy who once tried to defend Trump’s tariffs
on steel and aluminum by holding up a beer and can
of soup in a live TV interview, threatened to fire
actual scientists for contradicting the president. Look at this. He looks like
he’s bringing hurricane supplies to Alabama. [ Higher-pitched voice ]
I — I don’t have water, but how about a soup and beer
party? [ Normal voice ] So Wilbur Ross
threatened to fire scientists for issuing accurate
weather forecasts that contradicted
the president’s stupid tweets. But, hey, it’s not like
Wilbur Ross has ever, himself, committed an actual fireable
offense, right? -A federal judge has taken
the extraordinary step in ruling that
Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross acted in bad faith
and broke several laws when he asked a citizenship
question to the 2020 census. -Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross
held in contempt. Now this battle is all about
Ross hiding evidence that might show whether
Republicans changed the 2020 census
to discriminate and help their own party,
the GOP. -The president’s
Commerce Secretary, Wilbur Ross, stands accused
of misappropriating or outright stealing as much
as $120 million from former investors
and business partners. That’s according to a new
investigation from “Forbes.” -We all know Wilbur Ross
had problems before this. Aides have been saying from
the beginning he regularly falls asleep
in meetings. -Ross was famously caught
sleeping during Trump’s speech to Muslim leaders
in Saudi Arabia back in May of 2017. -And on top of all that, two former colleagues remember
the Commerce Secretary taking handfuls of Sweet’N Low
packets from a nearby restaurant so he didn’t have to go out
and buy some for himself. So he’s an alleged criminal who took Sweet’N Low from
restaurants and falls asleep in meetings. He’s like a character
from a Clint Eastwood movie where a bunch of old guys
plan a bank heist. [ Laughter ] [ Gruff voice ]
You guys grab the money, I’ll grab the soup and beer. [ Laughter and applause ] [ Normal voice ] Also, just let
it sink in that Wilbur Ross is a billionaire
who steals Sweet’N Low, which is in no way sweet,
but it’s plenty [bleep] low. I mean, how about instead
of a citizenship question, the census asks,
“Are you a billionaire who steals Sweet’N Low?” And if you answer yes,
we shoot you into space. [ Laughter ] So that was all stuff
that happened this week. And as a result, Democrats
called on Ross to resign and NOAA’s Chief Scientist said he would investigate
what happened. Now, you think that would be
the end of it, but no, this insane story
is still a thing. In fact, it’s even more
of a thing now because yesterday, we found out
that the White House itself was directly involved in efforts
to pressure officials at NOAA to side with the president
over their own scientists. -“The New York Times” reports that acting White House
Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney told commerce secretary
Wilbur Ross to have the National Oceanic
and Atmospheric Administration NOAA, publicly disavow
this tweet that was sent by the National Weather Service
office in Birmingham, Alabama, which said the state would not
feel the effects of the storm. A senior administration official
told the “Times” Mulvaney wanted to correct
the record because he felt the Birmingham
tweet went too far. National Weather Service tweet
went too far. One that actually
forecasts the weather. [ Laughter ] -Think about how insane this is. Two of the most senior officials
in our government called up a scientific agency
and threatened to fire them unless they changed
their forecast about a dangerous hurricane
just so they could pretend the president was right
when he accidentally said a state that was not in the
Hurricane’s path would get hit. I mean, what’s next,
are they going to make Melania change her name to Melanie to
justify Trump’s typo tweet? [ Laughter ] I’m shocked Trump
didn’t just go all the way and make Congress pass
a disaster aid bill for Alabama. [ As Trump ]
I’m here in Montgomery to help rebuild
from the hurricane. And in the meantime, we’ll be moving all these people
into temporary shelters. [ Normal voice ]
But my house is fine. [ As Trump ]
No, your house was destroyed. Here, look at this photo. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] [ Normal voice ] So… this insane, dumb thing
the president did that we all desperately
wanted to move on from will not go away. In fact, and this is real, this whole thing has now
triggered multiple official
investigations. NOAA’s Chief Scientist
has said he would investigate why the agency backed Trump
over its experts on Dorian. The Commerce Department
Inspector General has opened an investigation,
and on Wednesday, a Democrat-controlled
House Science Committee kicked off its own inquiry. This all started with a Sharpie. If the pen is mightier
than the sword, the Sharpie
is a long-range missile. I mean, this is
an actual scandal now. There are multiple
investigations. That means there’s a chance,
which would be awesome, we could have meteorologists
testifying before Congress. [ Cheers and applause ] [ Southern accent ] Please state
your name for the record. [ Normal voice ]
Uh, my name is Breeze Thunder. [ Southern accent ]
And Mr. Thunder, where did the president
tell you to lie? [ Normal voice ] Well, first,
the lies began over here, but then they eventually picked
up speed and moved down here. [ Laughter ] [ Southern accent ]
Also, And remember, remember, that you are
under oath. Mr. Thunder, is dew point
an actual thing? [ Normal voice ] No, it is not. [ Laughter ] Seriously, this is now
officially the craziest weather-related scandal America
has seen since this one. -Right now dew points in the 20s and near 30 degrees
across central Mississippi. Well, hey, there. -I don’t know what’s going on,
but Zane doesn’t know. [ Laughter ]
Are you sure? Are you crazy sure?
-[ Laughs ] Well, we’ve got a little bit
of interesting things going on right now. Take a look at what’s
going on right now. You want to point out
the weather right now? -Yeah, there are farts
everywhere and toots. I don’t even know. It’s crazy. [ Laughter ] -You laugh. You laugh. Trump just made that kid Director of
the National Weather Service. [ As Trump ] I’m hearing Alabama
is about to get hit very hard with farts and toots.
It’s scary. But the National Guard
will be ringing — will be bringing matches
and Glade PlugIns to the affected areas. [ Normal voice ] Yesterday Trump
was asked in the oval office about the report that
his Chief of Staff instructed NOAA to disavow
their own scientists and side with Trump, and Trump pretended
that he personally had nothing to do with it. -Did you tell
your Chief of Staff to have NOAA disavow those forecasters
to who said that Alabama was not —
-No, I never did that. I never did that. That’s a whole hoax
by the fake news media when they talk about
the hurricane and when they talk about Florida
and they talk about Alabama. That stuff, just fake news. It was — right from the
beginning, it was a fake story. -He just covers lies
with more lies. I’m surprised he didn’t say… [ As Trump ] This is a really
hard week for me because — and I didn’t want to say this, but I was also
hit by the hurricane. [ Laughter and applause ] [ Normal voice ] So Trump
denied that he personally ordered his aides to intervene
and tell a scientific agency to lie about
a dangerous hurricane in order to justify
an embarrassing tweet and a map he doctored
with a Sharpie. Well, you’ll never guess
what happened next. On Wednesday, the news broke
that, yes, it was, in fact, Trump who
ordered the Sharpie cover-up. -“New York Times” today
and “The Washington Post” revealed that the White House
and Donald Trump, himself, were behind threats against
weather forecasters who, wait for it —
forecasted the weather. “The Washington Post” adds
that the president, himself, was behind the threats
to the weather forecasters. President Trump told his staff that NOAA needed to deal
with the tweet that seemed to contradict
his statement that hurricane Dorian posed
a significant threat to Alabama. -Of course,
it was Trump who ordered it. Trump orders his aides to lie
all the time. He doesn’t even let Mulvaney
cough in his presence without permission. -Trump, interrupting
his interview with ABC News, to scold his Chief of Staff,
Mick Mulvaney, for coughing
while he was speaking. -But at some point,
I hope they get it… -[ Coughs ]
…because it’s a fantastic financial statement. It’s a fantastic financial
statement. And — Let’s do that over. He’s coughing in the middle
of my answer. -Yeah, okay.
-I don’t like that, you know? -Your Chief of Staff —
-If you’re going to cough, please leave the room.
-We should get a shot of — and I’ll come over here.
-Just can’t — You just can’t do that.
-Okay. -Sorry, Mr. Trump. -Hey, you leave him alone. He was probably coughing
from all the dust kicked up by that hurricane. At least we knew it wasn’t
Wilbur Ross who was coughing, because he was probably
sound asleep. He’d, uh — He’d been up all
night stealing Sweet’N Low. [ Laughter ] And by the way,
now that there are multiple official investigations
of this whole insane ordeal, let’s not forget that on top
of everything else, by doctoring the map, Trump may
have also broken federal law. -This is in
“The Washington Post,” and they say flatly,
“It was Trump who used a black Sharpie to mark up
an official NOAA map which he displayed
during an oval office briefing on Wednesday.” -And there’s one more problem. As a Fox News
meteorologist noted, it’s a violation of federal law to falsify a National
Weather Service forecast. -Wouldn’t it be great if this was the thing
that finally brought him down? I mean, seriously. [ Laughter, cheers,
and applause ] This about it. Think about everything else
that came before this. He obstructed justice,
paid off a porn star, takes money from taxpayers
and foreign governments at his personal properties, and they finally nail him
for map vandalism. [ Cheers and applause ] It would be like —
It would be like if they got Charles Manson for tearing
the tag off his mattress. I mean, seriously, when it comes
to breaking the law, how much worse could things get
for Donald Trump? -Breaking news now. Sources telling CNN
that in recent weeks, prosecutors with the New York
District Attorney’s Office have interviewed Michael Cohen, President Trump’s former fixer
and personal attorney. The investigation is looking
into whether the Trump organization
broke any state laws by falsifying business records. -The former lawyer is now
an inmate serving three years in prison for,
among other crimes, his role in procuring
those payments to porn star Stormy Daniels, which constituted
a campaign finance violation. Let’s not forget this —
a case in which the president was an unindicted
co-conspirator. -They’re investigating
whether the Trump organization violated any state laws relating to those hush money
payments to women. -That’s right. Investigators
are looking at the Trump organization’s
handling of hush payments to cover up affairs. Trump is so versatile, he’s managed to break laws
relating to Stormy Daniels and stormy weather. [ Laughter and applause ] Sharpiegate is a perfect, stupid microcosm
of the Trump era. He lies and concocts
insane conspiracy theories and then strong-arms
the rest of the government into enforcing those lies. Like on climate change,
he’s repeatedly called it a hoax and now his government
is scrapping regulations on everything from
methane emissions to energy-efficient light bulbs, to clean water protections, resulting in at least
85 environmental rollbacks under Trump. Sharpiegate is just the latest, dumbest example
of Trump’s war on reality. Congress needs to get him out
of there immediately, like they did with this guy. -There are farts everywhere
and toots. I don’t even know. It’s crazy. [ Laughter ]
-This has been “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪

Trump’s Sharpie Scandal Has Triggered Multiple Investigations: A Closer Look
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100 thoughts on “Trump’s Sharpie Scandal Has Triggered Multiple Investigations: A Closer Look

  • September 18, 2019 at 6:44 am
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    Mulvaney wins "Most Punchable Face 2019"

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  • September 18, 2019 at 7:25 am
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    Wow, government is incredibly inept. We should totally give them more money and power.

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  • September 18, 2019 at 10:37 am
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    Mark Twain is supposed to have said, "The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives." Trump is desperately trying to prove him wrong.

    Next, he'll force Namibia to rename itself to Nambia.

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  • September 18, 2019 at 10:58 am
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    Russia once used to be famous for its scientists. But then the Soviets under Stalin decided that "scientific Truth" would only be what the Party declared to be true, which in case of genetics and agriculture was the ideology of Lysenkoism. So they forced their brilliant botanists and geneticists to either recant and renounce the "bourgeouise ideology of Mendelism" or be imprisoned and sent to gulags in Siberia. Many of them died there. Agricultural output in the Soviet Union crashed, millions starved.

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  • September 18, 2019 at 11:18 am
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    What is so hard about this asshole admitting a mistake? It would be so fucking simple, Obama, Bush, Clinton, Reagan, any other politician would simply say "I'm sorry, saying Alabama was a mistake" and it's over. How is this guys ego so massive that it makes more sense to cause investigations and national news instead of admitting an inconsequential mistake, and who are these people so tenderly stroking his ego? How can any of them go home and feel content about anything. It baffles my mind that the highest level of authority in this country can be this goddamn stupid, and that people are okay with it.

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  • September 18, 2019 at 1:08 pm
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    #VoteBlueNoMatterWho!

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  • September 18, 2019 at 1:18 pm
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    Weather scandal I love it!!!!!

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  • September 18, 2019 at 3:30 pm
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    Cocaine can be detected in urine for 24 hrs. Seth needs a hair follical exam!

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  • September 18, 2019 at 3:37 pm
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    Bigazz pupils in bright light dont lie Seth. The law cracks down on the dealer but never the rich hollywood types. Doctors at rehab can't report them and firearm background checks can include them because of the Health Information Privacy Act of 1993.

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  • September 18, 2019 at 4:23 pm
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    I hope the Sharpie scandal in not permanent

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  • September 18, 2019 at 5:10 pm
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    is that all you got Seth?? it explains why yer rating are so low

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  • September 18, 2019 at 5:33 pm
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    And some people still believe that this obese pig is a genius.

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  • September 18, 2019 at 5:59 pm
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    America is a joke.

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  • September 18, 2019 at 6:55 pm
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    That woman in the audience shouting “yeah!” is SO F**KING ANNOYING!

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  • September 18, 2019 at 11:15 pm
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    Trump has made close to a million dollars selling sharpies thanks to you douchebags…keep up the good work r-tards

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  • September 19, 2019 at 12:08 am
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    Tell me again how he's not a dictator?…
    When someone tries to bend reality to fit his narrative he is either crazy, a dictator or a crazy dictator.
    If he wins 2020 you should read up on 1984.
    Study it…

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  • September 19, 2019 at 1:33 am
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    Will any of the environmental cuts be put back in place when the next pres is voted in ?.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 1:42 am
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    Well, Al Capone was brought down by tax evasion.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:22 am
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    Orange man bad! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:37 am
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    at this point i would rather vote for Hitler than trump honestly

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:42 am
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    You guys peddle conspiracy theories. So far he's been found innocent, just like Cavanaugh – was that NUT Ford jailed for lying?? Hillary for lying and destroying evidence?? Please you people are out of your minds. Clearly.

    Anyone listening to these propagandists, including the MSM as well as some to many on the right side of the isle are simply bonkers.

    Ding ding – We need some head checks down isle one, ding ding, correction – down all the isles. Thank you for shopping Wal NUTS.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:56 am
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    Hey Seth. Move to Cuba you ASSCLOWN DUMBASS! And take DUH Niro with you.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 8:15 am
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    That´s actually quite common, millionaires and billionaires that are utter cheapskates…That´s because most of the filthy rich are absolutely mortified of ONE THING above anything else…..They are terrified beyond belief of……LOSING ALL THEIR MONEY AND BECOMING POOR!!! Just the thought for them is unbearable! That´s why most of those rich cunts hoard their money and why enough is never enough!  And as for Trump and his cronies……..I´m so glad i´m European! I mean, Jesus!….I feel so bad for all the normal, sensible Americans! How do you deal with the crazy every fucking day, always hoping he doesn´t accidentally destroys Tasmania or shows up at a NATO top conference in his underwear asking people if they´ve seen a cactus come by that escaped from his room because he forgot to close the door! Trumps behaviour throughout his Presidency went from funny to scary to horrifying often combined with being flabbergasted, dumbstruck and the worst cringes i´ve ever felt….And the embarrassment is permanent ofcourse…I  think because Trump is unable to feel shame, a large part of humanity from all over the world feels ashamed FOR him! Only one year to go America, stay strong, you´re almost there! Good luck in keeping it together!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 8:27 am
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    Seth Myers, you're my hero!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 9:04 am
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    United States greatest country ever in history. Hundreds of millions live here, literally hundreds of millions would and many have died trying to get here to live. But the left say it sucks here it don’t work let’s change it completely. They want a 1970’s Cuba, a 1930’s Germany, a 1950’s USSR, & more recently Venezuela. Democrats the genius party

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  • September 19, 2019 at 11:47 am
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    Chump Trump is all lies from head to toes.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 2:50 pm
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    9:04 On the far right of the image…. is that an uncapped marker on your desk opposite of the sharpied forecast map or are you the sharpest penny in the stack? (^_^)

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:56 pm
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    Too funny, eh hem, people making comments about current affairs etc. being delivered by a comedy TV show? That's the best one yet! KooKoo for CoCoNuts.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 7:54 pm
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    This was hysterical. Love "A Closer Look"!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 10:30 pm
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    IS THIS SUPPOSE TO BE FUNNY???? Far from it

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  • September 19, 2019 at 10:33 pm
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    I feel like we are the idiots willing to pay with our tax money for the insane salaries and security for these idiots we call "leaders." Any normal person we is found guilty of lying, sleeping at work, not doing their jobs, etc. would have been fired. Politicians have stained the word "government" because they are worthless yet they are given all the power. Humanity is at it's end.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 11:48 pm
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    You really need to wake up, focusing on all the fake stories concocted by your buddies in the lame stream media is making you look like a half wit

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  • September 19, 2019 at 11:59 pm
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    Dumb and dummies. At the white house

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  • September 20, 2019 at 12:59 am
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    Thank god this is all coming into the light. These crooks need to be removed from office. All of them. Now when is everyone going to realize climate change is a real issue and needs to be addressed asap.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 3:31 am
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    I exploit you, still you love me. I tell you to believe my SHARPIE

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  • September 20, 2019 at 5:23 am
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    Sharpie-gate, also I had 11:04 on repeat for so long I think I'll use it as my side ambiance for sleeping.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 5:27 am
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    This is mindblowing
    But deplorables will apologize, or make light of any lies by Trump via distraction and say "But Hilary Clinton is so crooked!"
    Trump can do anything because he isn't Clinton. <<< That is all a deplorable needs to know

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  • September 20, 2019 at 6:33 am
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    Classic narcissist, he can't stand the fact that he was wrong, and will never admit it.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 8:18 am
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    Seth pleeeease pleeeease go independent – get your own show and be funny for real – you are the only funny guy in late night these days but the scripted content just isn't funny – love you 🙂

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  • September 20, 2019 at 1:52 pm
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    No need to shoot him into space. Billionaires, running out of other things to put their absurd hoards of wealth into, are already shooting things into space. Better just set him adrift on an ice floe and watch it melt.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 2:16 pm
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    I always questioned the validity of "Dew Point".

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  • September 20, 2019 at 3:22 pm
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    But dew point is a real thing. Did I just miss the joke?

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  • September 20, 2019 at 3:24 pm
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    This show sucks

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  • September 20, 2019 at 3:59 pm
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    Country turning in to a dictatorship

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  • September 20, 2019 at 9:29 pm
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    Just like when they got Al Capone for tax evasion (that's not a joke, btw)

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  • September 20, 2019 at 11:31 pm
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    This sounds a lot like the Onion piece in which Apple changes the Earth's geography to match it's horrid maps from years and years ago.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 2:47 am
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    Things like this are so normalized that, while any one of them would have brought down a president in the past, we give them snarky names based off of actual scandals that have actually brought down other presidents. We need to stop naming them at all. Just say "you have entered…the Trump zone" and play the tune we're all hearing in our heads. Or just say "it's the era of Trump." Or be blunt: "Trump happens."

    Whatever we do, this is how we will be defined for generations to come, and contrary to what his cult will no doubt troll me over, it won't be thought of in any way that could be construed as "good." Our stupidity, our bigotry, and our unwillingness to do anything about them have risen to give us our new identity as the United States of America. If our legislative branch, which is charged with impeaching presidents that go too far, refuses to act because of reelection concerns or party loyalty, even though there is a long list of offenses to pull from, and if we as voting citizens won't hold our legislative branch accountable even to the point of forcing them out of office BEFORE elections, then we are well deserving of that new identity.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 2:34 pm
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    Impeach him already.

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  • September 22, 2019 at 6:38 am
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    Donald Trump is an idiot.

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  • September 22, 2019 at 8:43 am
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    I always knew someone had to take the crayons of the colouring in chief. There's a good boy put the sharpy away you naughty boy wrighting over thinsg bad boy leave things like everything alone.

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  • September 22, 2019 at 1:51 pm
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    What a clown show! So sad. So embarrassing for the US before our neighbor nations of the world.

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  • September 22, 2019 at 2:36 pm
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    CAN SOMEONE TALK ABOUT THE UFO THAT HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED REAL BY THE USS???????

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  • September 22, 2019 at 6:33 pm
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    Breaking the law is what Donny does ! That's why he's there to set up things for Mohammad and Vladimir and turn everything upside down and sow discourse ! Doing one hell of a job too ! Never seen so many witch hunts ! Donny mind as well just blow up America commit murder he's good ! Ain't nobody gonna do a fucking thing ! Y'all let one corrupt family destroy the country ! Potentially the planet ! Aww Donny anything you need ! You got that pretty little thang ! So adorable ! Sent your goons out for a few interviews that's unspeakable ! They looked like the biggest morons ! Moron rally today ! Awww it's in Donny's language too ! He's an expert at Hindi – this is NEVER EVER GOING ANYWHERE ! Until that smartphone rings ! Like I said four years ago ! Over 70% of people can't stand or hate Donny trump ! You guys look like the biggest idiots ever born ! Wait till the history books are written ! Holy mackerel ! Your on the wrong side of it ! Benedict Arnold style ! Inspiring tho ! I think you picked the wrong guy ? Or not ? Keep it up ! Tell Donny to take off the dead fox on top of his head ! He looks cuter with the Russian hat on his head ! That's Donny's style ! Play on playa !

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  • September 23, 2019 at 1:33 am
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    Sidenote, and this is true: That kid is in jail now. (13:15)

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  • September 23, 2019 at 3:26 am
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    Hillary won the popular vote……….and Trump won the Election. He will win again in 2020…….because he has a very good brain. I will enjoy the decimation of the Democrat Party and the "left" in general……because they don't have very good brains. It's so simple……it makes me laugh.

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  • September 23, 2019 at 9:22 am
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    Hw is it the Micheal Cohan goes to jail for commiting a crime but the person who made him do the crime does not go to jail! That is like hiring a hitman to kill your husband and only the hitman does time for the murder while you just happily carry on with your life.

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  • September 24, 2019 at 2:13 am
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    I'm Seetthhh Meyer (finishes quickly) I have an X on my head, and I'll say whatever you want. (finishes with the usual grimace, the crowd thinks it's a joke because he's never funny.) Takes a good time slot up(laughs again).
    Next joke: "where's Rosanne" ….thinks to himself ….oops.

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  • September 24, 2019 at 5:16 am
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    I like Seth and glad he takes Trump to task but the writers for this show BUT the writing for this show really is garbage. Cringey bad

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  • September 24, 2019 at 5:53 am
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    Trump said he had a conversation about corruption with the Ukraine president . Took about 6 hours. Then he said "WELL THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW ABOUT MY ADMINISTRATION" Lets talk about yours !!!

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  • September 24, 2019 at 7:17 am
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    i just absolutely love in that local weather clip where the kid busts in out of nowhere and then some guy just swOOPS in and removes him it just cracks me up xDDD

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  • September 24, 2019 at 9:10 am
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    Hey don't bug Trump on this he was thinking Dorian Grey..as long as the picture looks good.

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  • September 24, 2019 at 9:11 am
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    Don't bufg Trump we all know he is not the sharpiest tool in the box.

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  • September 24, 2019 at 9:14 am
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    Trump is the swamp creature..he can't drain it.

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  • September 24, 2019 at 2:24 pm
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    Oceania has always been at war with East Asia.

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  • September 24, 2019 at 3:45 pm
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    I steal sweet n' low. There…..I said it.

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  • September 24, 2019 at 4:20 pm
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    Soup and beer, We call it "breakfast".

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  • September 24, 2019 at 10:26 pm
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    Jeez goverments all over world are altering recorded historic data on the temperature. Honestly everyone outside America is starting to look at your non stop negative news about Trump as a clown fiesta. Honestly we all think wow American TV is ran by clowns in large clown shoes.

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  • September 25, 2019 at 12:47 am
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    His behavior is like one of the African president, his above the law

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  • September 25, 2019 at 5:18 am
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    Democrats are rich socialists

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  • September 25, 2019 at 11:40 am
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    omg what i would give for 5 mins on international waters with this POS … KAPOW

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  • September 25, 2019 at 12:45 pm
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    ….what’s the big deal about lying about potentially dangerous weather conditions…it’s only Alabama. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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  • September 25, 2019 at 3:27 pm
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    Unrelated but I can't be the only person who noticed that at 2:19 Seth accidentally pushed the pencil on the desk using his right arm causing it to roll, but gracefully and effortlessly stopped it without even turning to look at it.

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  • September 25, 2019 at 10:18 pm
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    Energy saver bulbs are a scam I'm forever buying new ones that slowly dim out over 3 months to the point my fridges light has more grunt

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  • September 26, 2019 at 12:25 am
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    Wilbur’s disgusting food choices explain his mental ineptitude- the MSG in Campbell’s soup combined with neurotoxic Sweet ‘n Low would lower anyone’s IQ by 50 points…

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  • September 26, 2019 at 3:05 am
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    Who else uses these as a lullaby instead of a real lullaby

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  • September 26, 2019 at 4:34 pm
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    Lies and more lies every day so many lies

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  • September 26, 2019 at 5:07 pm
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    @11:20 It'd be like them getting Al Capone over tax evasion.

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  • September 26, 2019 at 6:02 pm
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    American politics gets more fantastical every day.

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  • September 26, 2019 at 6:12 pm
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    Last week's big presidential criminal scandal:

    Sharpiegate.

    This week's big presidential criminal scandal:

    Ukrainegate.

    What the hell is going to happen next week?

    Tune next time to find out!

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  • September 27, 2019 at 1:46 am
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    Our company uses Sharpies, but we are willing to disavow Mr. Trump ergo Sharpie, as well as they should. Anything he touches dies, and he is riding on the coattails of a strong company like Sharpie.

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  • September 27, 2019 at 5:07 am
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    lol i accept no take backs 😆😅🤣😂

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  • September 28, 2019 at 3:44 am
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    TRUMP is a domestic terrorist! I can't repeat it enough, he held his country hostage during a government shutdown, he breaks the law, he's a sore excuse of a human being, he's a threat to national security, and he's a complete idiot. He's a clown and his face make me sick

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  • September 28, 2019 at 2:21 pm
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    I don't even want to know how much these "inquiries" are gonna cost, money wasted because a deranged man-child can't admit he misspoke😲

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  • September 28, 2019 at 3:52 pm
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    but remember when obama wore a tan suit or ate dijon mustard?

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  • September 28, 2019 at 5:49 pm
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    False weather alarm is a crime 🤭

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  • September 29, 2019 at 12:19 am
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    I'm waiting for this to be part of the impeachment and removal… truly climate would now be detrimental to Republicans.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 1:19 am
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    Wonder what Trump wanted from Alabama? I thought he would offer to send disaster relief for a "little kickback".

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  • September 29, 2019 at 10:13 am
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    Did this dude really get mad at someone for coughing during an interview..

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  • September 30, 2019 at 2:22 pm
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    Dew Point is the temperature that the moisture in the air forms dew. It's related to humidity and suggestions when the temp decreases and the moisture in the air becomes rain.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 7:24 pm
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    1.3k of delusional Trump supporters🖕, 38k on the right side of history👍

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  • September 30, 2019 at 10:09 pm
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    This has already been overshadowed multiple times by more stupidity and thuggery.
    Lol

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  • September 30, 2019 at 11:39 pm
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    If a different president did all the things trump has done , they would be long gone.

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  • October 1, 2019 at 12:54 am
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    again why is he even allowed to step into the white house

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  • October 1, 2019 at 5:22 am
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    One dumbass so called president

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  • October 1, 2019 at 7:29 pm
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    trump is sucha dick

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  • October 2, 2019 at 3:22 am
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    This just sums up the country at the moment

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  • October 2, 2019 at 10:10 am
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    I see a warning to keep my comments respectful. I wonder if youtube is aware they are on the internet now.

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  • October 2, 2019 at 11:54 pm
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    "The democrats lied to me, they told me that Alabama would get hit very very hard and it didn't. Fake weather? What's next, fake presidents?"

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  • October 3, 2019 at 6:00 am
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    I just watched like 6 Closer looks in a row and I'm just wondering, why the hell hasn't Trump stepped down yet? My god this is insane.

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  • October 3, 2019 at 6:13 am
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    He probably didn't like the coughing because it's not too far from people clearing their throats to call bullshit. 😆😂

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