Today was day two of President Trump’s visit
to the U.K. And last night,
the world’s cutest White Walker, Her Majesty, the Queen,
hosted an official state dinner in honor of Trump’s
favorite thing: himself. MAN: The president’s first day
ending in grand fashion with a dinner at Buckingham
Palace, surrounded by royalty, the very best China, crystal,
and gilded silver on display for the president
and 170 other guests. The president
praising the queen. A great, great woman. MAN: But possibly
breaking royal protocol when appearing to touch
her back as she stood up. When he put his hand on the back
of Her Majesty Queen… You just don’t touch the queen! “That’s right. You… you just
don’t touch the queen! You don’t touch the queen!” These people need to calm
the (bleep) down, all right? Donald was just being nice. If Trump really wanted
to break protocol, I don’t think he’d be touching
the queen’s back. (laughter, groaning) You guys need to calm down. Plus, I think
England takes it too far with the whole breaking-protocol
of the queen thing. Like, there’s so many
different rules, random rules
about being around royalty. Like, for instance,
did you guys know that you’re not allowed
to turn your back on the queen? Yeah. That’s crazy. So everyone is just, like,
backing up out of rooms, like bumping into statues
on the way out. (laughter) It almost makes it seem like the queen is a grisly beer
or something. (with British accent): “Just,
if you turn your back to her, “she’ll attack, all right? “Also, don’t leave
any garbage around. She’ll get into it.” Here’s one of the crazier ones.
Here’s… That’s a rule that asking
the queen personal questions is strictly forbidden. Yeah. Which I bet they only put
in place, because otherwise, someone might look at the queen
and just be like, “What exactly
do you do here anyway? Like, why am I paying taxes
for to you live in a palace?” So, look, man, I don’t think Trump touching
the queen was offensive. What was offensive was Trump’s
outfit for the big dinner. (laughter) I mean, people,
what’s with this tuxedo? (laughter) How can a man have access
to the nuclear codes but not a tailor, huh? (laughter) What is this? (cheers and applause) What… what is that? Like, I knew Robert Pattinson
was picked to be the new Batman, but now I guess we also know
who’s gonna play the Penguin. What is that outfit?! (laughter) And while Trump
spent the evening being embraced
by the royal family, there was a… there was
a whole different kind of party going on outside the next day. MAN: This morning across London,
large protests against a president
who’s deeply unpopular here. Thousands spilling
into the streets of London. WOMAN: Some Brits are making
clear their dislike of him. The giant,
side-by-side projection of his and former president Barack
Obama’s U.K. approval ratings. Or the U.S.S. McCain hat. We saw a return of the so-called
“Baby Blimp Trump.” That’s a large version
of Donald Trump, an inflatable one of him, uh,
in a diaper. -(laughter)
-Oh, wow. Man, British protestors
are no joke. Tens of thousands
protesting Trump, and this was in the rain. Which I know to them
is a summer day, -but that’s not the point.
-(laughter) And you know what’s
really interesting about Britain is that even conservative
British people don’t like Trump. It’s really strange.
Like, I’m talking about, like, pro-Brexit people
who share many of his views. They’ll be like, “There’s
too many bloody immigrants. It’s time to shut down
our borders.” And you’ll be like,
“So you guys like Trump?” “Oh, God, no, not him,
not him, no, no, no. He’s the worst immigrant
of all.” Now, obviously,
British protestors are taking to the streets
to make Trump feel unwelcome in the UK, but for Trump,
protests are like Eric– he just pretends
they don’t exist. As far as the protests,
I have to tell you… even coming over today, there were thousands
of people cheering. And then I heard that there
were protests. I said, “Where are the protests?”
I don’t see any protests. I did see a small protest today
when I came. Very small. So a lot of it is fake news. -(laughter, shouts, groans)
-Oh, man. Oh, man. Trump is adorable, man.
Come on, huh? ‘Cause, like, he doesn’t go
with one excuse– he gives you all of them,
and you can pick which one you like best. Huh? He’s like,
“The people were cheering. “I see no protest.
I saw a small protest, “but it was a fake protest,
and I didn’t see it, -I didn’t see it.”
-(laughter) (applause, cheering) Now… contrary… contrary
to what the president said, the protests
were not small, okay? It’s estimated that
tens of thousands of people marched in the streets,
which is not small. Like, how does Trump
always get this wrong? Right? First his inauguration
and now this? It’s almost like
Trump is dyslexic -but just for crowd sizes.
-(laughter) And also for words. And here’s the thing, people in
the UK weren’t just protesting because they hate Trump,
all right? They’re also against
the potential UK-US trade deal which would bring
American insurers into Britain’s health care
system, which they don’t want. And so today, President Trump
was asked about this in a press conference,
and, uh, his answer wasn’t exactly reassuring. MAN: Do you agree
with your ambassador that the entire economy needs
to be on the table in a future trade talk…
a trade deal, including the NHS? I think we’re going to have
a great trade deal, yes. I think we’re going to have a great and very comprehensive
trade deal. Look, I think everything with
the trade deal is on the table. When you… when
you’re dealing in trade, everything’s on the table. So NHS or anything else. Or a lot…
a lot more than that. But everything will be
on the table, absolutely. Okay. Obviously, Trump has no
clue what they’re talking about. -(laughter) -And he’s doing
a good job of hiding it. He’s just like, “Look,
everything’s on the table. “NHS. NHL. DTF.
All on the table. It’s all there,
all there on the table.” I mean, Theresa May had to
straight-up give him the answer. In fact, now that
she’s leaving office, maybe that could be
her next job. Yeah. Just standing
next to President Trump, wherever he goes, explaining
shit to him, you know? Just be like,
“The G7 is an alliance “of international superpowers. “Uh, that woman is the
prime minister of New Zealand. “Uh, that’s a salad. Yes. (laughter) It’s… it’s made
of vegetables.” (as Trump):
“Vegetables? What are those?” (as May): “Uh, um,
you know McDonald’s fries?” (as Trump):
“Yeah, I love those.” (as May):
“It’s-it’s the ‘before.'” (as Trump):
“So the mommy of the fries…” (as May): “Yes, it’s the mommy.
It’s the mommy of the fries.” (as Trump):
“Wow! I love it!”

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100 thoughts on “Trump in the U.K. Day 2: 75,000 Protesters and One Weird Tuxedo | The Daily Show

  • July 19, 2019 at 11:55 am
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    Queen, is always queen 💖💖💖💖💖💖👑👑👑👑👑! She is really so wonderful!pretty smile always her face,… Nothing special trump!🤔🤔🤔🤔😀😀😀😀! My baby loves trump!…. Baby…. Balloon…. 😅😅😅😅😅😅!

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  • July 20, 2019 at 4:58 am
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    I just seen that it was the truth. Thanks

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  • July 20, 2019 at 5:00 am
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    Respect

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  • July 21, 2019 at 9:54 am
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    also DHL…

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  • July 21, 2019 at 1:59 pm
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    trevor was at his best..hahaha so funny

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  • July 21, 2019 at 6:59 pm
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    He looks like mr manopily

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  • July 22, 2019 at 1:04 am
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    Anybody hear that whooshing soound when Obama took all the troops out of Iraq.ISISS anyone.

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  • July 22, 2019 at 4:08 am
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    Daywalker jabbing a joke to THE whitewalker 😂😂😂

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  • July 22, 2019 at 10:29 am
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    يلعن ربك با زلمي شو مهضوم ♥️

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  • July 23, 2019 at 11:34 am
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    NHS on the table?
    What an ignorant man

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  • July 24, 2019 at 11:06 am
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    Watching Trevor in toilet until I cant feel my legs

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  • July 24, 2019 at 6:08 pm
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    Sometimes I just feel like America has no respect for customs and rules of other countries AT ALL. You go to someone's house you live according to their rules, as simple as that! I hope all Americans are not this insensitive.

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  • July 25, 2019 at 11:43 am
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    "The world's cutest whitewalker"

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  • July 26, 2019 at 4:25 pm
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    You just can't touch the queen ! You just can't touch the queen! You just can't touch the queen!

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  • July 26, 2019 at 8:13 pm
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    Obviously Trump has no idea what theTrade Deal is!

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  • July 27, 2019 at 1:18 pm
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    Trump again , touching women he has no business touching …

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  • July 27, 2019 at 4:11 pm
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    They make fun of your president and you laugh. US is sad. Too sad.

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  • July 27, 2019 at 7:01 pm
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    His answers to questions that he doesn't like, is like a choose-your-own adventure book.

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  • July 27, 2019 at 7:21 pm
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    I think you have shown no respect to our Prime Minister of New Zealand when you say she and our country is unknown you could say what ever you want say about Trump in any way you wanted to without crossing others bounders ……..

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  • July 28, 2019 at 12:36 am
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    Donald trump ?Hitler 😬😬😬😬😈😈😈😈😈👺👺👺👺👎👎👎

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  • July 28, 2019 at 4:55 pm
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    🤣😆🤗😅😂🤭🤭🤭🤭

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  • July 29, 2019 at 6:51 am
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    U sound like Trump 👍
    When anybody accused Trump for anything there is only one reply
    I don't even care🖕

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:14 am
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    NHS What’s that?🤣

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  • July 29, 2019 at 1:53 pm
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    This dude is hilarious 👍🏼

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  • July 29, 2019 at 6:36 pm
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    Impeach Donald Trump! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:54 pm
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    LMAO even British people don't love Trump. #FuckTrump

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  • July 29, 2019 at 10:22 pm
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    Death.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 2:08 am
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    Seriously, though, try asking for consent before you touch real Queens — and not just offensive imperialist statues — my American Sweethearts.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 2:31 pm
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    If you don’t like it you can leave

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  • July 30, 2019 at 4:10 pm
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    Absolutely outrageous and disgraceful.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 6:28 pm
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    Hillarious😂🤣

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  • July 30, 2019 at 7:53 pm
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    He doesn’t go with one excuse …gives you all of them and then you can choose from😂😂

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:15 pm
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    Trevor is funny. But at the same time, he is fuelling and feeding himself with too much negative energy for Trump. Sorry that this has become part of his life.

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  • July 31, 2019 at 1:48 am
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    Pathetic reporter…

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  • July 31, 2019 at 4:32 am
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    I love mommy of fries

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  • July 31, 2019 at 7:57 am
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    Fuck the queen. Fuck Britain. If they agree to pay Reparations to India England will have to sell the queens underwear also to pay it off. Her majesty will have to sell her ass around the corner to make a living.

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  • July 31, 2019 at 5:11 pm
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    Fake news and Anti-Americans

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  • August 1, 2019 at 7:30 am
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    trump is not the pm of uk…

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  • August 2, 2019 at 7:54 am
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    "The mommy of the fries" 😂😂😂😂

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  • August 2, 2019 at 8:13 am
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    2:55 please bring back Obama

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  • August 2, 2019 at 10:37 am
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    They are not brits that protesters are mostly Arabs, black, LGBTQ.

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  • August 2, 2019 at 11:44 am
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    "Trump is illuminati"

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  • August 2, 2019 at 7:06 pm
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    I don't like Trump but you're the uncultured ones this time. He was wearing tails.

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  • August 2, 2019 at 9:48 pm
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    If it not for TRUMP this dude wouldn't have a job. He's British INTEL notice all the brit's on T.V. all talk shit about TRUMP. PRIME TIME. THINK ABOUT IT????????

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  • August 3, 2019 at 4:37 am
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    Trevor is so cute 🥰

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  • August 3, 2019 at 4:28 pm
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    The queen needs to apologize to Africa and India before she you know

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  • August 4, 2019 at 12:28 am
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    This guy is savage

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  • August 4, 2019 at 6:50 pm
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    3:36 Trump is English Royal from the house of Gaunt , 19th cousin to hillary clinton via the same house .

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg9kf6GuFxg

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  • August 4, 2019 at 8:40 pm
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    Fuck your show..you think you are funny but not….kms

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  • August 4, 2019 at 10:43 pm
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    "Cutest white-walker"

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  • August 5, 2019 at 10:56 am
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    That is not a Tuxedo, its a Tailcoat. Way more formal than the former. You illiterate idiot.

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  • August 6, 2019 at 5:08 am
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    I vOtEd FoR tRuMp JuSt FoR tHe MeMeS

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  • August 6, 2019 at 9:17 am
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    Someone take Donnie T to a doctor to check his brain

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  • August 6, 2019 at 1:32 pm
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    “A gwaet gwaet honor”
    -Trump 2019

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  • August 7, 2019 at 3:54 pm
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    Trevor omg you crack me up and educate me at the same time

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  • August 8, 2019 at 4:58 am
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    https://youtu.be/KS_QNAEppYc. Kashmiri leadership is in jail and so called world democratic leaders are laughing and celebrating

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  • August 8, 2019 at 11:41 pm
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    F this asshole, Trump 2020🙌

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  • August 9, 2019 at 10:13 pm
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    What a idiot!

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  • August 12, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Now Boris Johansson is the new PM

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  • August 12, 2019 at 4:43 am
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    Superpowers,he will think they are super heros

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  • August 13, 2019 at 6:33 pm
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    Shame this pour Trevor.. in a nother county still complaining about white people.. maybe go to a black country and then you don't have to worry about white people.. so maybe shut up and do your job.. it's funny we don't have a white cocation day but you have every holiday under the Sun.. just go's to show what you come from.. we don't brag we do.. wile you sit do nothing and complain just like you people..that do nothing and asking for a hand out..

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  • August 13, 2019 at 10:16 pm
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    If I’m correct the crown she was wearing is a gift and meant to repel evil… ummmmm good burn your highness 👸 (don’t know if it’s right but I think it is sorry if it isn’t…)

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  • August 14, 2019 at 11:39 am
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    If he wanted to break protocols he'll be grabbing the queen by her pussy 😂😂😂😂

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  • August 14, 2019 at 6:54 pm
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    I'm British

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  • August 15, 2019 at 4:43 pm
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    What a real DUMB ASS IS RIGHT BUDDY POTATOES ARE VEGETABLES….. I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE BOMB TILL YOU SAID SOMETHING SO STUPUD OMG

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  • August 15, 2019 at 7:04 pm
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    NHS….British citizens…ITS A TRAP!

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  • August 16, 2019 at 12:32 am
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    His British accent 😂😂😂😂

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  • August 17, 2019 at 3:30 am
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    That outfit Man
    Don’t the lost
    War against USA
    And can never fuck win one with out us

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  • August 18, 2019 at 12:59 am
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    How cares what Britain is saying, really tho

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  • August 20, 2019 at 11:47 am
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    Abolish monarchy.

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  • August 20, 2019 at 3:44 pm
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    America Rahul Gandhi

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  • August 21, 2019 at 4:33 am
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    ORANGE TWITLER GRABBED THE QUEEN.. HÉ WENT FROM YOUNG TO OLD. 😂 😂 😂

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  • August 21, 2019 at 4:42 pm
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    Cutest white walker 😂😂😂

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  • August 21, 2019 at 9:21 pm
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    TRUMP 🤡 🙄 🙈🙈

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  • August 22, 2019 at 4:08 pm
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    Was he trying to dress up as a knight??? Edit: No one would gladly welcome Trump in their presence or atmosphere…

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  • August 22, 2019 at 4:10 pm
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    That inflatable Dumb Trump baby! 😂😍

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  • August 27, 2019 at 9:22 am
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    you can not touch the queen…… she is a white walker 🤣🤣😂….oh my god…. dump rules of Britain….😂😂

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  • August 29, 2019 at 2:44 am
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    Yes I agree trump shouldn’t be touching the queen. God only knows where his hands have been. Like grabbing their pussy and that’s coming for dumptrumpmouth.

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  • August 29, 2019 at 8:31 am
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    How wonderful would it be if Trevor became the next american president !!

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  • August 31, 2019 at 10:20 pm
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    “Fake news”

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  • September 2, 2019 at 7:50 pm
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    What straight people aren't welcome in Modesto, California?….What the hell!

    Is Modesto full of only Gays?

    Is Modesto, California, only doing business with Gays?

    Is Modesto, California, only renting to Gays?

    I saw a gay person beating up an old man and pouring water on him, what he wasn't Gay?

    What about respect for the elderly? Gays don't need to be respectful?

    Is Loco Cortez Gay?

    Voting for Trump every time I see this hopeless crap!

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  • September 3, 2019 at 11:47 pm
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    She is a reptile. That's why you don't touch the queen

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  • September 5, 2019 at 12:42 am
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    TRUMP THE GOOSE STEPPING BIRDBRAIN IN A PENGUIN SUIT. WHAT AN UGLY SIGHT..

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  • September 5, 2019 at 1:54 am
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    I absolutely adore you. Your hunour is uncanny. I love you.❤

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  • September 5, 2019 at 11:23 pm
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    Thanks Trevor

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  • September 6, 2019 at 6:18 pm
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    In Iraq you would be tortured and executed for mocking a minister not a president.

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  • September 6, 2019 at 7:39 pm
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    ooh trevor u are Killing me

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  • September 6, 2019 at 8:34 pm
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    This trevor noah guy is such a douche bag. Trump is the best president we've had in a very long time.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 10:35 pm
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    All of that gold and silver was stolen from India and Africa during the empire and they never gave them back when those countries asked for them

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  • September 10, 2019 at 1:10 am
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    Noah, are you wearing lipstick?

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  • September 10, 2019 at 5:36 am
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    Fuck the UK, except for Rowan Atkinson

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  • September 10, 2019 at 10:52 pm
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    A typical loser who thinks everyone loves him.

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  • September 11, 2019 at 1:15 pm
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    Grabbing her Pussy ,the mighty royal Pussy .

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  • September 12, 2019 at 1:09 am
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    If u are woke, then u know the trump in the red tie is a clone. Pay attention he is a PUPPET. They are using you against you, if u sin they will use you, they've been using people and setting up ppl to sin so they can use u against others, that's why when u join the weak illuminati groups they make u do fucked up shit so that they can use you against others and if u break their code they will bury u and put all your shit on front street that they made u do to get in ALL FOR THE MONEY that's why they say ALOT OF MUSICIANS AND FAMOUS PPL LIKE ACTORS SELL THEIR SOULS TO JOIN THIS WEAK GROUP. That's why they killed nipsey and used hypnotizing for hatred against eric holder that's why he was in the looney bun way before the incident and after he killed nipsey, PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION AND WAJE THE FUCK UP. the gates of hell are open and they are trying to kill and make ppl sin that's why they started putting fetlynl in the weed and damn near all the street drugs now, dont believe me look it up shit is happening right now, wake up and repent and follow god before it's too late we've all been tricked but it's not too late, I love all yall, and believe all yall, and forgive the ones that have sinned against me, i love yall too and hope yall repent now too and follow the lord he is a forgiving god. And the only real God if u dont U WILL PARISH FOREVER, wake up

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  • September 12, 2019 at 12:02 pm
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    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • September 13, 2019 at 3:18 pm
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    I love Trump

    Specially for his memes

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  • September 13, 2019 at 4:44 pm
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    Real news, fake policitian

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  • September 16, 2019 at 4:13 am
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    I'm slightly convinced Trump might be insane

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  • September 17, 2019 at 5:04 am
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    Brits….I’m just curious. Is the daily show popular over there in the UK? Like if yes.

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