Our new brake
pads are really cool. You’re not even
gonna believe it. Like, umm, let’s say you’re
drivin’ along the road
with your family And you’re drivin’ along.
La, de, da, whoo. Then, all of a sudden,
there’s a truck tire
in the middle of the road [imitating brakes screeching]
and you hit the brakes. [chuckling]
whoa. That was close. Now, let’s see what
happens when you’re Driving with
the “other guy’s” brake pads. You’re drivin’ along,
you’re drivin’ along, You know, all of a sudden
the kids are yellin’
from the back seat. “I gotta go to the bathroom,
daddy.” “not now, damn it!” Truck tire. [imitating brakes screeching]
“I can’t stop!” [groaning] Help! There’s a cliff. [groaning] And your family’s screamin’, “oh, my god!
We’re burnin’ alive! No, I can’t feel my legs!” In comes the meat wagon. [imitating ambulance siren] And the medic
gets out and says,
“oh, my god.” New guy’s in
the corner pukin’
his guts out. [groaning] All because you want to save
a couple of extra pennies. [chuckling]
to me, it doesn’t– Get out. Now. Yes, sir. Do you validate? Now! Ok. Thank you.

Tommy Boy (2/10) Movie CLIP – Desktop Demo (1995) HD

100 thoughts on “Tommy Boy (2/10) Movie CLIP – Desktop Demo (1995) HD

  • July 7, 2018 at 11:09 pm
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    OMG WERE BURNING ALIVE!!

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  • July 8, 2018 at 7:15 am
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    I nearly died when I first saw this as a kid.

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  • July 10, 2018 at 9:05 pm
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    New guys in the corner puking…haha his memory will never fade.

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  • July 17, 2018 at 10:48 pm
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    Tevue tevue teus tevus

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  • July 18, 2018 at 3:28 am
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    That demonstration is not only satisfying, but hilarious

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  • July 23, 2018 at 10:19 am
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    I swear to god Chris Farley is a comedy genius I wish he was still alive

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  • July 25, 2018 at 3:10 pm
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    That guy is scaring him😱😰

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  • July 31, 2018 at 8:19 pm
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    82 people wanted to save a couple extra pennies

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  • August 5, 2018 at 5:18 am
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    Quite possibly the best comedy monologue of the last 30 years.

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  • August 17, 2018 at 2:31 am
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    I CANT STOPP
    OMG WHERE BURNING ALIVE

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  • August 24, 2018 at 12:51 pm
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    What's funny is I used to play out bad scenes like this with my cars some as a kid, and I was called disturbed! Well, not really, but this could get out hand…just like it did here.

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  • August 31, 2018 at 2:09 am
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    New guys in the corner puking his guts out!

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  • September 3, 2018 at 3:20 am
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    Man! This scene will never cease to be funny as hell!

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  • September 23, 2018 at 6:30 pm
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    I can’t stop!!!!!!

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  • September 25, 2018 at 2:51 am
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    Do you validate?

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  • September 25, 2018 at 3:37 pm
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    0:25–0:35 my favorite part.

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  • September 29, 2018 at 2:08 am
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    … All because you wanted to save a couple of extra pennies. XD I'm so dead

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  • October 10, 2018 at 11:29 pm
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    Saw this in the theater. I laughed so hard at this scene I jumped out of my seat holding my stomach, and had tears coming out of my eyes.

    HILARIOUS!!! Farley is SORELY missed!

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  • October 16, 2018 at 12:31 am
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    And the Medic gets out puffs cigar "Oh My God"

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  • October 20, 2018 at 5:21 am
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    Just got done with my first sales attempt, it was so bad it makes this look incredible hahaha.

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  • October 21, 2018 at 7:07 am
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    Explaining to Gunny how two of your boots got arrested over the 96

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  • October 27, 2018 at 10:37 pm
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    To this day I say, "Here comes the meat wagon, WEEE-OOO!" whenever I see an ambulance coming with lights and sirens.

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  • October 31, 2018 at 5:37 am
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    It is sureal that u see ur workplace in the movie Ha! Literally caught me off guard when i saw my office building downtown Toronto in this movie. Where Chris Farley and David Spade seating on bench outside the background of my office bldg Geez! thats where i go for smoke everyday while at work. Ha!

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  • November 7, 2018 at 8:08 pm
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    You never see comedies like this anymore. Let's see Jonah Hill top THIS one.

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  • November 16, 2018 at 5:37 am
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    As a kid I would rewind this over and over again and it killed me everytime

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  • November 17, 2018 at 3:33 pm
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    I wonder how David spade kept a straight face the entire time

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  • November 24, 2018 at 12:11 am
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    0:52
    That guy’s face, he’s like “What the hell?”

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  • November 28, 2018 at 5:24 pm
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    This was a great and funny movie.

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  • December 1, 2018 at 4:00 am
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    Ah hahahaha hahahaha we're burning alive !!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • December 14, 2018 at 4:25 am
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    "So what he is trying to say is that, our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it! Lets say your driving along the road with your family and your driving wee woo wee woo, and there's a trucks tire in the middle of the road and you hit the brakes stops woah, that was close. Now lets see when you drive with the other "guys" brake pads and your driving your driving along your driving along and the kids are yelling in the back seat, i gotta go to the bathroom daddy, NOT NOW DAMMIT, and there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. I CANT STOP, uhh ahh ahh ahh, there's a cliff, AHHH car hits ground and your family is screaming, OH MY GOD WERE BURNING ALIVE, NO I CANT FEEL MY LEGS. Here comes the meat wagon wee woo wee woo wee woo, and the medic gets out and says. Oh my god. New guys in the corner puking his guts out, BLAHHH BLAHH BLAH All because you wanna save a few extra pennies. To me it does'nt… GET OUT.. NOW. Do you validate? NOW."

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  • December 15, 2018 at 5:49 pm
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    When ever my family and I would go on a trip somewhere me and my dad would joke around when I say “I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy” and he’d respond “Not now, Damnit”!! Good times

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  • December 28, 2018 at 4:38 am
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    Why no ine comment on that elbow tug!

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  • January 2, 2019 at 7:58 pm
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    I laugh so hard at this scene!

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  • January 3, 2019 at 9:38 pm
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    I would have bought the brake pads.

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  • January 7, 2019 at 7:23 am
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    More than 20 years later, it still makes me laugh out loud! >D

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  • January 8, 2019 at 12:51 pm
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    ohhh myyyy gooood

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  • January 10, 2019 at 8:52 am
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    0:53 weeoooweooo

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  • January 13, 2019 at 3:06 am
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    "oh. my. god."

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  • January 19, 2019 at 9:56 pm
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    "OHH MAHY GHHAD!!"

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  • January 24, 2019 at 6:38 am
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    I remember seeing this scene when I was a kid. I never knew what movie it was from.

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  • January 29, 2019 at 2:22 am
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    My teachers over thinking the situation about a injured kid

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  • February 10, 2019 at 3:40 am
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    I have to go to the bathroom daddy, NOT NOW DAMMIT

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  • February 19, 2019 at 3:02 am
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    That guy was crazy. I would have definitely bought his brake pads after that sales pitch.

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  • March 2, 2019 at 1:18 am
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    0:34 I CANTTTTT!!! STOPPPPPPPPP!!!!

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  • March 2, 2019 at 10:35 pm
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    Would the car really recoil and hit the object again though?

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  • March 4, 2019 at 11:09 pm
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    OHH MYY GAHDDD

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  • March 8, 2019 at 4:32 am
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    His OMG rivals Joseph Joestar's.

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  • March 13, 2019 at 1:21 am
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    There's a cliff!

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  • March 16, 2019 at 9:08 pm
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    Lol love spades reactions

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  • March 19, 2019 at 1:23 pm
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    I bet Chris Farley laugh so hard after he filmed the scene

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  • March 20, 2019 at 3:02 am
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    Spade is trying so hard to keep it in lol

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  • March 21, 2019 at 7:28 am
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    His face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • March 22, 2019 at 7:21 am
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    btw the guy whos toy car he breaks played forge in the 1990's x-men cartoon

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  • March 23, 2019 at 11:53 pm
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    “New guy’s in the corner puking his guys out BLLLEAAUUGGHHHH!!!

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  • March 28, 2019 at 2:35 am
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    “new guys in the corner puking his guts out” gets me every time

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  • March 28, 2019 at 5:19 pm
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    Haaahaha….maybe if youre gonna use this analogy,do Not use the guy (and his whole family) you are trying to make a deal with as the example of people burning alive…just say someone else. Love you forever,Farley,always comedic perfection.

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  • March 30, 2019 at 2:49 am
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    Dude this is one of the Funniest thing I have ever seen in a movie!!!😆😂

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  • April 8, 2019 at 2:38 pm
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    "…the new guy's in the back puking his guts out: "BLEAH! BLEAAAH!"

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  • April 9, 2019 at 10:08 pm
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    Thanks Chris, I just ordered Callahan pads and rotors for my Mazda 3.

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  • April 17, 2019 at 2:09 am
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    That was Awesome I love watching these videos this should be rated nr 28 Tosh.0

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  • April 17, 2019 at 12:24 pm
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    0:55 OH MY GOD

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  • April 30, 2019 at 7:18 am
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    whoa that was close!

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  • May 2, 2019 at 4:11 am
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    Brother how did you pass 2 decades ago and Im here rolling around in tears of laughter watching the new guy puke??! 🤣🤣🤣 Legend. Thanks

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  • May 10, 2019 at 2:41 am
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    Don’t you just love how objects in the movies break and catch fire so easily?

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  • May 10, 2019 at 7:56 pm
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    This never gets old

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  • May 12, 2019 at 10:05 am
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    Do u validate epic lol

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  • May 13, 2019 at 7:19 am
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    Rarely ever have I laughed so hard in my entire life like I did when I saw this the first time…

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  • May 25, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    And the medic get out and says “OH MY GOD!” That’s hilarious 😂🤣

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  • May 25, 2019 at 9:00 pm
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    Tommy boy is so funny I can't stop laughing 😅

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  • May 30, 2019 at 9:16 pm
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    cocaine is a hell of a drug

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  • June 4, 2019 at 6:18 pm
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    105 new guys are in the corner puking their guts out Blah!!! Blah!!!!!

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  • June 12, 2019 at 4:03 am
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    "All because you wanna save some extra pennies."

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  • June 15, 2019 at 10:45 am
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    Brb trying this on my interview

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  • June 16, 2019 at 12:03 am
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    And the medic gets out and says oh my god!

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  • June 24, 2019 at 2:58 am
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    The way he goes from screaming to completely calm with flames on the desk saying "all because you wanted to save a couple extra pennies"

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  • July 6, 2019 at 1:24 am
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    This is probably the best sales representation that I watch in my life.

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  • July 9, 2019 at 5:54 am
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    Do u validate…🤣🤣🤣

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  • July 17, 2019 at 7:07 am
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    Likely would have gotten the sale if he didn't destroy the toy-car.

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  • July 22, 2019 at 4:48 am
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    A young david spade is soo cute

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  • July 24, 2019 at 2:17 am
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    The way he yanks his arm away from Richard at 0:24 gets me every time

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  • July 26, 2019 at 12:14 am
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    Chris Farley was hilarious!

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:13 pm
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    0:44 hold up this is a line from that one EAS scenario

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  • July 29, 2019 at 4:56 pm
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    DO YOU VALIDATE?? 😂😂😂

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  • July 30, 2019 at 9:59 pm
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    “…There’s a cliff!!!!!” Hahaha

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  • August 3, 2019 at 6:21 am
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    Do you validate?
    NOW!

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  • August 7, 2019 at 6:52 am
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    Man how I really miss this form of comedy!

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  • August 7, 2019 at 8:58 am
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    NOT NOW, DAMMIT

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  • August 13, 2019 at 3:54 am
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    I love this damn movie

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  • August 15, 2019 at 3:22 pm
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    "New guys in the corner pukin' his guts out BLEEEEEHHH BLEEEEEEEEEEEEH!" LOL

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  • August 30, 2019 at 1:04 am
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    I will not break on this rule.
    the radio needs to be off when I am driving children.
    .
    Not you just me

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  • August 31, 2019 at 10:46 pm
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    I did an analysis of this using the 5 canons of rhetoric in my speech class. I got an A.

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  • September 1, 2019 at 10:09 pm
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    I miss Chris Farley

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  • September 4, 2019 at 3:27 am
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    NEW GUY is in the corner puking his guys out bllaaaahhh bblllaaaahhh

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  • September 7, 2019 at 5:27 am
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    I love that David attempts to blow the fire out 2x.

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  • September 8, 2019 at 9:46 am
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    Explaining to Gunny how two of your boots got arrested over the 96

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  • September 8, 2019 at 7:23 pm
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    who has a “Brothers dont shake hands, Brothers gotta hug.”

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  • September 11, 2019 at 1:29 am
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    I CANT STOP!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

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  • September 12, 2019 at 4:14 am
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    Whoa… That was close. 😜

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  • September 17, 2019 at 1:47 am
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    I can't tell you how many times I've said.." there's a cliff"

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:38 am
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    One of the greatest monologues

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