Alright, welcome to the universe.
We will start with Tyrion Lannister of physics – The Planck Length Which is the smallest thing you can sensibly talk about. Probably… Next stop – we will lose our subatomic partical virginity and meet our first neutrino. Dont worry, she’s lovely and she has a lots of friends. There are around 65 billion of them passing through just 1 square cm of Earth every second. Up next – we bump into quarks. These come in several flavours: Up, Down, Strange, Charm, Top, Bottom and
Banana These are about as close to the building blocks of nature as we have managed to get so far. Next stop – we get to the A-list celebritites of subatomic world Derek Neutron and Barbara Proton Usually they engage in three ways: With Carmen Electron and a kinky arrangement known as atoms Funny thing about subatomical particles: Sometimes they behave as waves,
other times as particles Depending on how they are feeling and whether or not are they on their period Which brings us to some more celebrities you have heard of Such as Helium, Hydrogen, Carbon and Cesium All of this stuff so far and everything in the universe Is controlled by 4 forces: The Strong Force, which generally binds quarks, protons and neutrons together. Then there’s weak force, which regulates radioactive decay. The electromagnetic force, which holds atoms and molecules together Basically… And finally – gravity. He was the promiscuous hussie of physics and regulates everything else Like universes.
But we’ll get to there later All the stuff is contained in a neat little package called The Standard Model and is about as close to a theory of everything we’ve managed to get so far. Generally, the little stuff comes under a title Quantum Physics And a big stuff, to which we get to in a moment, is known as Relativistic Physics Scientists are working very hard on getting the two of them to move in together But currently they have severe commitment issues A little further up we get to the code of life Deoxyribonucleic acid, also known as DNA (AAA!) DNA is made of a sneeze called ATCG Or Adenine, Thymine, Cytosine, Guanine Depending on how these are arranged You can get anything from Ebola virus to Papyrus, to the German Iris to Miley Cyrus Up some more, we get the cells Some top favourites including Red Blood, White Blood, Dendritic and soft The next level above that should be familiar This is where we find raindrops, Blue Whales, hakisaks, Redtube, the human race as well as Norway Out a little further Now we are looking down on all of human history Including all of our insecurities, morgage repayments and ex-sexual partners Which reminds me Natasha You’re a b*tch! Moving on we get to the eight planets and 146 moons of our Solar system which doesn’t count Pluto Because you are not a planet, Pluto You are done mate!
It’s over! Yeah. Then there’s the Sun, which is a four and a half billion year old burning ball of Hydrogen and Helium Several billion years from now The Sun will rage quit and turn into a red giant Gobbling whatever is left of a planet by then Out again, we find the Milky Way.
The Milky Way contains at least a 100 billion stars Stars can be by themselves, or orbiting each other called a Binary Star System Or occasional group of three, which is called a Trinary/Ternary Or Ménage a Star And that’s not all There’s also Nebulae, which is a little starry womb where a lots of stars are born Moons, which either come from planets or are a random floating matter And comets, meteors and a million other types of astronomical bodies that there simply isn’t time to talk about At the center of our galaxy And lots of other galaxies, are black holes These are enourmous wells of gravity that suck matter in And distort thyme (time) Fun fact: If you’d hold your breath while falling into a black hole You would die, obviously And then there’s the rest of the Universe The Milky Way, our galaxy, is one of a list of hundred billion galaxies Each one prettier than the last Since there are a 100 billion galaxies with at least a 100 billion stars in them That means there are at least
10 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 (do the math) stars In the Universe The Universe itself, as far as we are aware, is about 95 billion lightyears across Or to put it in another way.
If you are travelling with the speed of light 300 000 kilometers per second It would take you 95 000 000 000 years to get from one side to the other Except for the fact that the Universe is expanding And the expansion is getting faster Which literally makes no sense And a… yeah.
That’s… that’s about it really. Oh! Except there might be Parallel universes And hidden dimensions of space And we completely forgot about time The Universe began, if you can call it that, about 14 billion years ago The first few galaxies turned up a few hundred million years later. A few hundred millions after that we get the Milky Way Another few and you’ve got a very young Earth Then oceans Then life a bit later Reptiles Dinosaurs Game over for dinosaurs.
Sorry chaps. Evolution of hominids And finally all of our bullsh*t Here… Or here
Or…. Here, maybe
it’s… It’s kinda hard to tell, because we are so insignificant Anyway Nothing means anything and we all are going to die. Bye then! *Calming classical music playing*

The Universe in 4 Minutes
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100 thoughts on “The Universe in 4 Minutes

  • August 14, 2019 at 6:18 pm
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    VIVA LA PLUTO FRENCH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • August 15, 2019 at 8:23 pm
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    if the universe is only 14 billion years old how is it 93 billion light years wide

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  • August 16, 2019 at 11:38 am
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    Quarks be like OwO

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  • August 16, 2019 at 5:49 pm
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    Hurts 👾

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  • August 17, 2019 at 6:09 am
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    Nothing means anything and we‘re all gonna die! 😀

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  • August 17, 2019 at 1:59 pm
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    WHAT THE F*** DID I JUST WATCH?

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  • August 17, 2019 at 5:00 pm
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    i assume you have watched "powers of 10" by charles and ray eames? my dad wrote an intro to the Harvard Project Physics text which did the same journey from small to large with words and still images. its my favorite tour of existence, looking forward to your version of the grand tour.

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  • August 18, 2019 at 12:04 am
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    You got me laughing😂😂

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  • August 18, 2019 at 12:18 am
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    Amazing humor?✅
    An accent?✅
    SUBSCRIBE!!!😂😂😂

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  • August 18, 2019 at 8:35 am
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    You summed up nicely.
    Now I have to watch it again, slowly.

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  • August 18, 2019 at 11:14 pm
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    This is a version of bill wurtz that doesn't cause epilepsy do to the lack of flashing texts

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  • August 19, 2019 at 1:53 pm
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    Fuckin love it

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  • August 19, 2019 at 2:07 pm
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    For fuck sake Natasha you bitch

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  • August 19, 2019 at 6:16 pm
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    You forgot to add the very importan fact that those 94ish billion lightyears across is just the observable universe

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  • August 19, 2019 at 7:35 pm
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    yup pluto not a planet, deal with it!

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  • August 19, 2019 at 8:58 pm
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    Love it

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  • August 19, 2019 at 10:55 pm
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    Your videos are really interesting but if you keep putting classical music on the background i'm not gonna pay attention to what you are saying and mentally dance to Tchaikovsky instead

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  • August 20, 2019 at 1:32 am
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    I love this content

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  • August 20, 2019 at 1:57 am
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    Bro, this cures my depression

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  • August 20, 2019 at 2:20 am
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    These would be perfect for schools if middle school teachers didn’t give a shit about cursing but that isn’t the case.

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  • August 20, 2019 at 6:41 am
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    Isn't that basically
    0:00 – Big Bang
    3:59.99 – Humans

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  • August 20, 2019 at 9:08 am
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    "Black Holes suck the matter in and distort Thyme."
    – Genius

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  • August 20, 2019 at 10:49 am
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    Lovely content

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  • August 20, 2019 at 2:09 pm
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    When the cool teacher teach science

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  • August 20, 2019 at 2:16 pm
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    Bill hurtz: finally a worthy opponent our battle shall be legendary

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  • August 20, 2019 at 5:12 pm
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    generally, hopefully, maybe, so told, some say ……. come on dude, lets get real, but i get ur mini point ha ha ha lol

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  • August 20, 2019 at 5:13 pm
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    dudes a comedian straight up

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  • August 20, 2019 at 5:31 pm
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    Some types of cells include: red blood cells, white blood cells, dendritic, and soft @ 1:41…ah, the memories of the '80s!

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  • August 20, 2019 at 6:32 pm
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    Lmao this is the funniest universe video I've ever watched 😂

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  • August 20, 2019 at 7:40 pm
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    me: I need to study for my test.
    also me: watches this video

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  • August 20, 2019 at 9:44 pm
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    “Ménage à Star”

    Brilliant mate, brilliant. Love the use of Tchaikovsky’s Waltz! Gladly subbed

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  • August 20, 2019 at 9:52 pm
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    Are you insane

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  • August 20, 2019 at 10:50 pm
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    Lol dude that's fing great…. But you forgot our current status of grand solar minimum and sone really smart but essentially morbid peeps are anticipating a possible micronova by 2046 and yes they're still building the hell out of DUMBS (underground bases) all over USA and yea…. We're all going to die if something possibly a rather annoying 12068 year cyclic sun-sneeze but thats only a conspiracy theory 😀😭 Or maybe not but perhaps we (those not dead of misadventure,natural causes or slipping on a banana peel) may all die together along with virtually all other life on Earth. Except for some protozoa, viruses etc. And all the elite fux and their military goons in one of multiple DUMBS or COGS (Continuity of govt) facilities…. Assholes! Cheers!!

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  • August 21, 2019 at 1:48 am
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    i wish everyone could understand the last two seconds of this video. until then i deal with people trying to be “deep” on twitter.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 4:27 am
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    very confused weither to laugh, be amazed or be scared.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 9:08 am
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    The universe doesn't exist

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  • August 21, 2019 at 9:47 am
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    Can you be my science tutor

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  • August 21, 2019 at 2:07 pm
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    very concise 🙂

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  • August 21, 2019 at 2:39 pm
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    Woah! great video BTW. Keep up

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  • August 21, 2019 at 2:41 pm
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    DN AAAAAA

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  • August 21, 2019 at 6:58 pm
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    Who's Natasha?

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  • August 21, 2019 at 9:07 pm
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    Amazingly funny content with a hint of astronomy and science. Love it

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  • August 21, 2019 at 10:49 pm
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    Nothing means anything and we all are gonna die
    Jeez, when you put it that way

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  • August 22, 2019 at 12:06 am
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    If only you waited four a second

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  • August 22, 2019 at 12:10 am
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    2:00 so i hadn’t seen this is a while aNd i jUmPEd wHen YoU sAid mY nAme 😂

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  • August 22, 2019 at 10:56 am
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    Wow I watched all of this just for the end to say you will that it wow that’s some great time spent 🙃

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  • August 22, 2019 at 12:02 pm
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    Yes

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  • August 22, 2019 at 3:52 pm
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    ohh yes 10?10

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  • August 22, 2019 at 7:18 pm
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    4 years of quantum physics summarized to 3 minutes. Just what I need.

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  • August 22, 2019 at 11:33 pm
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    Absloutly Fantastic

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  • August 22, 2019 at 11:36 pm
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    For the people who didn't know what red tube is and searched it up, I'm sorry

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  • August 22, 2019 at 11:37 pm
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    I’m now filled with confidence after those last few words

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  • August 22, 2019 at 11:46 pm
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    David Atombruh

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  • August 23, 2019 at 2:53 am
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    most important message at the end

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  • August 23, 2019 at 4:21 am
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    Ahhh Natascha….you're a bitch !!!!! LOL

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  • August 23, 2019 at 5:34 am
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    “Nothing means anything, bye then” my newest farewell to my loved ones

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  • August 23, 2019 at 6:22 am
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    Pluto still a planet though

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  • August 23, 2019 at 11:39 am
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    The more you know about the universe the more you realize how insignificant you are

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  • August 23, 2019 at 1:04 pm
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    This guy must be so depressed

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  • August 23, 2019 at 3:07 pm
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    Well I’ll be damned

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  • August 23, 2019 at 3:12 pm
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    Natasha backwards is ah Satan

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  • August 23, 2019 at 3:49 pm
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    Fuck lymphoblasts btw.

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  • August 23, 2019 at 5:55 pm
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    Dude you are Soo funny I love physics and I wish I would get taught like then then by boricg books. This makes me subscribe to you with mortification turn on 😃

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  • August 23, 2019 at 8:16 pm
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    Why is nobody talking about hitchhiking trough the galaxy with a towel?

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  • August 24, 2019 at 12:04 am
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    3:49 gained you a subscriber.

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  • August 24, 2019 at 4:16 pm
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    You can get anything from the Ebola Virus to Miley Cyrus

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  • August 24, 2019 at 4:41 pm
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    wth quarcks are so sexual

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  • August 24, 2019 at 8:46 pm
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    Too troll zz

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  • August 25, 2019 at 1:54 am
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    That was so scary, my name is literally Natasha.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 2:56 am
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    I was just a second ago reading a book from 1982 that said the 5or6 kinds of quarks were up, down, strange, charm, beauty and truth, only they hadn't yet proven the existence of truth. so i guess they decided to go with top and bottom instead. i'm sure there's a gay joke there, but it's easier to point that out and act like i'm taking the high ground than to actually think of one

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  • August 25, 2019 at 4:07 am
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    This channel is so confusing sometimes it makes me think nothing will ever matter and other times I feel like the things we do will matter.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 4:25 am
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    #UniverseInANutshell

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  • August 25, 2019 at 4:27 am
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    "The Tyrion Lannister of physics" dude wtff😂😂😂

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  • August 25, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    The outro was so relatable I had no choice but to subscribe.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 4:44 am
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    Wow what a mindfuck

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  • August 25, 2019 at 6:36 am
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    nobody:
    quarks: 0w0

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  • August 25, 2019 at 7:42 am
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    0:04

    Smallest?…

    Are u sure about that?

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  • August 25, 2019 at 8:37 am
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    I loved that soft cell reference

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  • August 25, 2019 at 10:11 am
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    Never like or commented on a video, but you sir..

    Worthy.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 12:16 pm
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    You could make it four hours and we wouldn’t even check

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  • August 25, 2019 at 2:26 pm
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    "Thats right, I do fucking herb puns now. " 2:49

    Please send help

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  • August 25, 2019 at 3:55 pm
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    Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 6:27 pm
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    Fuck you natasha

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  • August 25, 2019 at 6:44 pm
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    Actually it was 4:01 mins. watch 3:55

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  • August 25, 2019 at 7:01 pm
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    Why do I feel you have something to do with Bulgaria ?

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  • August 25, 2019 at 7:28 pm
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    1:18 oops isnt that Alexander Nevsky cathedral in Sofia?

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  • August 25, 2019 at 7:40 pm
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    before I read the comments I already know it's going to be a bunch of twelve-year-olds with unoriginal jokes about how the video's over 16 seconds than promised.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 9:48 pm
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    If you look close enough into the sky, you will see the fossilized ultimate being that doesnt think that was thrown into space by Joseph Joestar.

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  • August 26, 2019 at 12:44 am
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    My man talked about the entire universe and time up to present and he still had it under 10 mins legend 👏

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  • August 26, 2019 at 1:51 am
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    Wtf lol the rimmings

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  • August 26, 2019 at 2:35 am
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    My favorite channel "Sciencephine the ai" died. I found a new purpose in your channel.

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  • August 26, 2019 at 3:14 am
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    Universe in 4 minutes:

    Universe in 19 minutes:

    Hi you’re on a rock floating in space

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  • August 26, 2019 at 3:19 am
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    Trump is a hominid. Lmao

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  • August 26, 2019 at 3:20 am
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    (KJV)(Romans 1:19-20) Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed

    it unto them. For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood
    by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse
    (KJV)(John 1:3) All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.

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  • August 26, 2019 at 5:35 am
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    Menagé star lmaooo

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  • August 26, 2019 at 5:54 am
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    I wish he was my history teacher

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  • August 26, 2019 at 7:51 am
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    Why do you remind me of I did a thing?

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  • August 26, 2019 at 8:53 am
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    Ooh, I like gravity!

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