50 thoughts on “The U.S. Men's Heterosexual Figure Skating Championship – SNL

  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    The aggressive straightness of all these men is absolutely fucking on point

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Beautiful ice skating.

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    People wonder why SNL ratings are so shitty.

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    People say sol isn't funny every new gen. They just don't get the jokes because they're behind times.

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Why is the announcer’s voice so high did his balls ever drop?

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Yo The last one was equally hilarious and thrilling, i sorta had this tom and jerry chase feeling "No! don't let him catch you" vs the "YEAH! gets those titties!' it was good shit 👌

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Tells the crowd to suck it…….lol

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Ok if this were real the ice would be frozen beer and you had to ride a bull on skates instead of just your own legs…. trust me I'm American

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    1:00 that jump was higher than my future

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    I thought this was real when I clicked on this story.

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Anyone who watched Yuri! On ice know that it is impossible to figure skate and to be straight

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    The homosexual one is in yuri on ice

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Celicy strong is in so many skits😂 she’s honestly a really good actress

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    You sucked so much "liberal progressive" ass with this, I am unsuscribing and never want to hear of you again.

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    SNL went from comedy to politics. sad.

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    wow this did not age well

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    In 2014 this was funny, but in 2019 I'm triggered as fuck.

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    The bald cap is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Airhumps, big points there

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    omg that is fucking funny

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    That Nate dog Warren g song sound like brittany spears the beginning of hit me baby one more time

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Malcom’s routine 🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍🏾 he called his little cousin to help him

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    I can't imagine SNL doing anything like this today.

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Korea is turning so feminist, the upskirt part will turn country upside down

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    All of the men are wearing hockey skates. Just sayin’

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    I really hated the last one I know it was a joke but it's really disgusting that in our society this stuff is 'normal'

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    The “figure skaters” are wearing hockey skates lol this is amazing

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    0:01 Gunther started hosting skating….

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Made me laugh.
    See? 😑

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    It's funny, Family Guy did a whole bit on a heterosexual figure skater as well.

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    It feels like when they lost Jay Pharaoh they just lost their comedic charm.

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Sorry millennials but your Saturday night live is as funny as paint drying!

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Telling the audience to suck it! Lol

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Jay Pharoah here is exactly what I look like on ice skates, lmao.

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    of course you'd make all the hetero sexual look like idiot or perverts of course.

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Lol no.7 eating cheese combos… lol, air pumps lol too funny

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    That's great, so I can't use those 3 or 4 years I spent going to the Ice House learning to skate on chicks…screwed again.

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Wow I remember when SNL told jokes

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Straight skaters??? Lol
    Doesn’t exist

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Little cousin.😂

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Well that was hot garbage. Why does anyone still watch snl?

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Even Blades of Glory is way more realistic than that last one

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Takes the audience until the please clap light goes on to make a reaction. SNL uses fake laugh tracks now btw, never had to 15 years ago. If you find this funny you're most likely a lonely sad person

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Somehow, this needs to be melded with that thing with the mermaids, perhaps "hetero- little mermaid on ice"

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Hahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha
    ha ha ha
    ha

    ha
    ha?

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  • June 1, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    This is actually more entertaining and enjoyable than real ice skating

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