-Thanks to newly
developed technology, we here at “Late Night”
now have the ability to record the tiny voice that is
inside Donald Trump’s head. And you might be
surprised to know that, like everyone’s inner voice,
Donald Trump’s is filled with paralyzing
fear and self-doubt. So, here is the tiny voice in
the back of Donald Trump’s head. ♪♪ -…sitting in
this room doing that. -Hey, Donald. It’s the tiny voice
in the back of your head. And I don’t mean to
freak you out, but who is talking right now? I hear a man’s voice,
but I do not see anyone — Oh, okay. Wait. There’s a man in front of
you wearing camouflage. Okay. That makes
a lot more sense. I thought it was
a talking bush for a second. Man, those outfits really work.
He just blended right in. Hey, speaking of outfits, I think it’s time
we come clean with ourselves. You look terrible
in Windbreakers. For real. People make fun of how
you look in suits, with your super-long ties, and
they think, “Can he look worse?” And then you put on
a Windbreaker, and it’s like, “Yeah.” You do not look good in
casual clothing. You look like the umpire at
a company softball game. Also, I don’t mean to freak
us out, but who is ta– Oh, okay. It’s this little bush.
And goodbye, bush. Hey, Donald. It’s the tiny voice
in the back of your head. And it’s time for one of
the things you hate most — physical activity. Here you go. Dig some dirt.
[ Grunts ] And then put it back
in the hole you dug it out of. And then one more time.
Dirt out of the hole. And then drop it
right back into the hole. Oh, my God.
Oh, sweet Jesus. ♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]

The Tiny Voice in the Back of Donald Trump’s Head: You Look Terrible in Windbreakers
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51 thoughts on “The Tiny Voice in the Back of Donald Trump’s Head: You Look Terrible in Windbreakers

  • October 31, 2018 at 9:03 am
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    😂😂😂😂

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  • October 31, 2018 at 9:08 am
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    Standing there, a mind entirely uncluttered with thought, nodding at arbitrary points in the speech to give the impression he's following along – and all the while rocking on his heels like a ten year old needing to use the washroom. What a tangerine-hued troglodyte.

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  • October 31, 2018 at 9:09 am
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    This is how I picture the inner monologue of an old hound dog to sound😂

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  • October 31, 2018 at 9:11 am
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    That’s his first physical activity in 30 years. He’ll wait another 50 for another physical activity

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  • October 31, 2018 at 9:16 am
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    He looks like he smoked rocks in front of the sun. He might have a Hispanic attack

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  • October 31, 2018 at 9:17 am
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    Yes! and 'The Tiny Voice in the Back of his head' is Thinking, always Thinking…"If I just keep Pranking them, Ashton Kutcher will show up and let me be on His Show. He's sooo Dreamy!"…

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  • October 31, 2018 at 9:46 am
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    What was the point in digging the hole and dropping the dange dirt over it

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  • October 31, 2018 at 9:52 am
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    That's it! Donald Trump digging a hole for himself. You can't get much more prophetic than that!

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  • October 31, 2018 at 10:03 am
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    How pathetic is this guy?? You Can't shovel dirt? Smh

    God help us.

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  • October 31, 2018 at 10:16 am
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    Its funny because its plausible and that makes it an embarrassing /facepalm presidency

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  • October 31, 2018 at 10:25 am
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    lucky that soil was pre-loosened

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  • October 31, 2018 at 10:28 am
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    Seriously, get some new material….you guys are actually obsessed with Trump….without him you would absolutely no show at all….its getting waaaaay old now.

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  • October 31, 2018 at 10:34 am
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    This is my new favourite segment of the show. The tiny guy's voice is amazing.

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  • October 31, 2018 at 10:40 am
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    Lunatic Lindsey Graham in the background

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  • October 31, 2018 at 10:49 am
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    Holy crap can't close an umbrella can't dig a hole effectively. The skills of a man who has had his arse wiped for him all his life usless.

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  • October 31, 2018 at 10:49 am
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    🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😜💋

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  • October 31, 2018 at 10:54 am
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    This is actually funny, no offense to the President

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  • October 31, 2018 at 11:09 am
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    Lets all just take a minute to appreciate the fact that a bunch of rich guys in suits used GOLDEN shovels and yet that's not the most off putting thing in that clip.

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  • October 31, 2018 at 11:40 am
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    Golden shovels has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever seen for a photo op.

    IT'S TO STICK IN DIRT FFS!

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  • October 31, 2018 at 12:13 pm
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    Trumpf should wear them for breaking wind only, which is constantly.

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  • October 31, 2018 at 12:22 pm
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    Another desperate attempt at being funny … another dismal failure.

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  • October 31, 2018 at 12:23 pm
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    Get well soon , Seth ❤️

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  • October 31, 2018 at 1:30 pm
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    lame comedy. lame duck president but lamer comedy

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  • October 31, 2018 at 1:51 pm
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    To be fair, he doesn't look good in anything.

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  • October 31, 2018 at 2:00 pm
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    Copy paste to every TRUMP Tweet :
    RIDICULOUS ORANGE CLOWN ALERT ! ! ! RIDICULOUS ORANGE CLOWN ALERT ! ! ! RIDICULOUS ORANGE CLOWN ALERT ! ! ! RIDICULOUS ORANGE CLOWN ALERT ! ! ! RIDICULOUS ORANGE CLOWN ALERT ! ! ! RIDICULOUS ORANGE CLOWN ALERT ! ! ! RIDICULOUS ORANGE CLOWN…..

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  • October 31, 2018 at 2:05 pm
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    I bet the tiny voice in the back of Melania's head is just a continuous, wraith-like wailing.

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  • October 31, 2018 at 2:21 pm
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    That digging scene from the Foxconn is so appropriate to have Trump there. That deal is going to do so much damage to Wisconsin, it's going to take decades to recover.

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  • October 31, 2018 at 2:36 pm
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    That ending cracked me up. "Oooh my God! Ooooh sweet Jesus!"

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  • October 31, 2018 at 3:18 pm
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    It really would be interesting if we could actually hear those voices in Trump's head. It's kind-of funny when he starts a conversation with those voices during one of his speeches. Someone noticed that red hat comes out as hatred.

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  • October 31, 2018 at 3:22 pm
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    Rich people in suits digging with gold shovels. Yeah. Let them eat cake!

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  • October 31, 2018 at 3:48 pm
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    ROFLOL!! trump doesn't even know how to dig a hole!

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  • October 31, 2018 at 4:37 pm
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    solid

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  • October 31, 2018 at 7:13 pm
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    If only they dug a bigger hole and pushed him in

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  • October 31, 2018 at 7:16 pm
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    Trump should build the wall himself.
    Look at the fantastic skills he possesses!?
    My God, is there no limit to this genius?

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  • October 31, 2018 at 10:39 pm
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    The tiny voice is suffocating from lack of oxygen from the inner vacuum

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  • October 31, 2018 at 11:16 pm
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    Watch it again.
    Mute the sound…
    He is a child.

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  • October 31, 2018 at 11:30 pm
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    This wasn’t funny. Was it meant to be funny? If so try adding some jokes.

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  • November 1, 2018 at 12:59 am
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    Trump's only redeeming quality is to produce a mind-boggling amount of embarrassing comedy material.

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  • November 1, 2018 at 5:38 am
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    1:10 "I don't mean to freak us out but who is talk–Oh okay it's this little bush" lmao

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  • November 1, 2018 at 6:23 am
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    Tell him there's a dollar in there and he'll dig with his teeth and lick that dirt until he finds it !

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  • November 1, 2018 at 6:28 am
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    Ok

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  • November 1, 2018 at 2:01 pm
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    Wow, that's the first time I see Trump doing anything remotely close to physical exercise!

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  • November 1, 2018 at 2:57 pm
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    What goes good with orange???? Handcuffs!!!

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  • November 1, 2018 at 3:31 pm
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    Probably the most manual labor Trump's done in years.
    Did anyone notice Lindsey Graham in the background? What's with that face of his, it seems to be fixed in permanent frown? I guess he's only happy when he's standing on his head. 🙂

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  • November 1, 2018 at 4:13 pm
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    the last time trump talked to a Bush, he got into trouble

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  • November 1, 2018 at 4:42 pm
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    tiny45* mushroom bone spurs keeps getting fatter and fatter, dirtier and dirtier, increasingly infected with swamp fungus and looks like he is having difficulty with ambulation. tiny45* is perpetuating a malignancy on a formerly great country, the USA. Hopefully chemotherapy, proton therapy and surgical excision will keep tinyshroom45* from metastasizing which will permanently kill the former USA.

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  • November 1, 2018 at 6:04 pm
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    I'm so glad I DON'T hold these rich people on my shoulders. If anything I'll go to jail for doing what people think of doing.

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  • November 2, 2018 at 2:21 am
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    FDJT windbreaker traitor

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  • November 3, 2018 at 2:16 pm
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    Trump doesn’t even know how a shovel works. What a tool!

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  • January 27, 2019 at 8:42 pm
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    I wish theyd taken a different angle with the ground breaking bit. he's holding a gold shovel, tons of possibilities

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