Come and enjoy the all new NHL-sized
skating rink on Parliament Hill! Terms and conditions apply. The rink is sponsored in part by the Ottawa International Hockey Festival but it prohibits the use of hockey sticks, and/or pucks, and/or any game resembling the
competitive nature of hockey. Even tag. Patrons shall not figure skate. Patrons shall not skate fast
in association with other patrons in a manner that could be
called a race as determined by the rule enforcers of subjective speedometer. Patrons shall not be dangerous in any way even though they aren’t required
to wear helmets. Patrons shall not use cell phones or iPods or iPads or cameras
unless they are non electronic, such as film or a polaroid camera. Patrons shall not carry babies or toddlers, or children on ice, but can put them in strollers if they clean the carriage wheels of sand and salt. Ice could be slippery. If it snows the ice could be snowy. Patrons must show up at least 45 minutes before allotted time slot of 40 minutes. If patrons should sustain any
injuries, they shall not blame Her Majesty the Queen or Meghan Markle…she’s
amazing. Happy skating! Enjoy your 5.6 million
dollar skating rink.

The slippery rules of Canada’s new $5.6M ice rink, unveiled
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12 thoughts on “The slippery rules of Canada’s new $5.6M ice rink, unveiled

  • November 25, 2017 at 7:36 pm
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    No thnx I'll go to the arena down the street

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  • November 25, 2017 at 8:39 pm
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    Fuck that… Waste of money again .. Canada again why

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  • November 25, 2017 at 10:52 pm
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    what a waste of money

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  • November 26, 2017 at 1:53 am
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    it is only 1.6k $$ not millions!

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  • November 26, 2017 at 2:37 am
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    I really pissed that our government wasted money on that and will be demolished in 3 weeks wtf🤬😡

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  • November 26, 2017 at 3:12 am
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    Freeze your ass and slide.

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  • November 26, 2017 at 5:47 am
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    So this works out to like $140.00 per person…money well spent. Good thing the deficit is so low…lol

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  • November 26, 2017 at 1:31 pm
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    It's not a hockey rink. Morons.

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  • November 26, 2017 at 3:12 pm
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    What a waste of money… Could have bought an M1A1 Abrams with that.

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  • November 26, 2017 at 5:51 pm
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    Who asked for this?!

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  • November 27, 2017 at 9:40 am
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    And to ruin the experience even more, that cockroach Turdeau will show up with his family for their free, no rules, first on the ice skate so the little prick can get more selfies for the family album. Do us all a favor Turdeau……….stay home.

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  • December 1, 2017 at 4:00 pm
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    But tax cuts for wealthy people is fine.

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