– This is you in college, and these are the six
girls you’ll date in college. Were you ever good at sports? We don’t know, but the daily 4 AM
burritos haven’t helped. – Aah! Oh.
– You okay? – She looks better in track shorts than literally anything else.
– Come on, baby. You can do it! Ten more yards till touchdown!
– However, no matter what the activity, you’ll always end up the same way: wheezing, doughy, and begging her to slow down. You hate places like this. Never mind. You love places like this.
– I love places like this. – Your friend’s a promoter or DJ, whichever is cooler.
– You’re funny.
– Is there a non-alphabetical difference between E and X? Cut to six weeks later. You’re out of money, too tired, and have no idea what your pants are
made of.
– Wake up. I know the bouncer at Prolapse.
– You wouldn’t give up this nap for all the coked-up sex in the world. Happy dinosaur riding. – Sorry. – Face it. You’re a nice guy.
– Did do you drink all of those beers? – But to her, you’re James Dean with Wolverine claws. It’s fun to play the crazy guy, but
there’s no crazy like real repressed crazy.
– Not tonight? – No.
– Fine.
– The worst part? She’s still going to wake you up for 8 a.m. mass. This is it, the perfect 10, what years of television, print advertising, and internet porn have
taught you–
– Baby, you’re not using the couples wallpaper I gave you. – Why you? She saw a Wes Anderson trailer once and thinks you’re quirky. Who cares? Look at her. How long will it
last? What’s your talents for crippling insecurities and Kesha? You watched Teen Mom without me? You’re just like my dad!
– You’ll keep a picture of her to show to friends. She will not. She’s the only girl who can beat you in Mario Kart. She’s the only girl who will play you in Mario Kart. – Ha, you drive like my floppy vagina!
– Shut up! – Relaxed, comfortable, always by your side. It’s like dating your hoodie, but who in their right mind would want to f–k their hoodie? She’s funny, smart, beautiful, and all you’re doing is wondering what she’s doing there with you. – Is everything okay?
– Yeah.
– Come on. Be confident. You’re not going to mess this up. You won’t mess this up. You won’t mess this up. How did you mess this up?
– We can still be friends, right?
– You were too afraid of messing things up. And that messed things up. Maybe that’s irony. Don’t look at us. You’re the one with a liberal arts degree. That was college. Time to move out, get a job, and spend your days watching internet videos. Maybe you’ll even get a real girlfriend.

The Six Girls You’ll Date in College
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100 thoughts on “The Six Girls You’ll Date in College

  • August 3, 2019 at 10:00 pm
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    Hahaha

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  • August 4, 2019 at 1:13 pm
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    F the first one got me IT'S TO LATE
    Edit: I love how all the comments are guy that say they can't get girls

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  • August 5, 2019 at 3:33 am
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    I watch these, and the nostalgia kills me.

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  • August 5, 2019 at 8:19 am
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    2011??!! My my, how fast time goes by….

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  • August 6, 2019 at 1:15 am
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    Painfully true

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  • August 6, 2019 at 7:19 am
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    I won’t date anyone in college, or my entire life.

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  • August 6, 2019 at 5:09 pm
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    That looks Gavin from Gavin and stacey

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  • August 6, 2019 at 6:07 pm
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    the guy looks like deryck whibley

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  • August 7, 2019 at 2:19 am
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    1. The Athletic One
    2. The One Who Likes To Party
    3. The One Who Goes To Church
    4. The Dumb Hot One
    5. The Friend
    6. The Perfect One

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  • August 7, 2019 at 4:32 am
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    Then SJW's came to campus and sex became a russian roulette of rape accusations.

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  • August 7, 2019 at 12:46 pm
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    I still watch this from time to time…

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  • August 8, 2019 at 3:13 pm
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    so that was a fucking lie

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  • August 8, 2019 at 7:02 pm
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    I won't even make it to number 1

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  • August 9, 2019 at 1:09 am
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    so that was a fucking lie

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  • August 9, 2019 at 9:30 am
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    The last one is so accurate

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  • August 9, 2019 at 8:21 pm
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    that… was actually kinda sweet

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  • August 9, 2019 at 9:39 pm
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    Dude kinda looks like tom Holland

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  • August 10, 2019 at 4:04 am
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    Halfway through college haven't even scene the first one yet…

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  • August 10, 2019 at 11:23 pm
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    The last one; is this a fucking dating advice video from the past?!

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  • August 11, 2019 at 1:24 am
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    The girls I dated in college
    -a boy

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  • August 11, 2019 at 1:30 pm
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    These sorts of videos are what i live for

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  • August 11, 2019 at 2:31 pm
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    that is 6 too many man

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  • August 11, 2019 at 5:35 pm
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    Holy shit 104 M?!

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  • August 11, 2019 at 5:51 pm
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    Imagirary Girfren

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  • August 12, 2019 at 12:43 am
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    Anybody else think the church girl is really cute

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  • August 12, 2019 at 1:18 pm
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    Some of these are kinda rapey

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  • August 12, 2019 at 9:02 pm
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    I can already tell this did not age well.
    Post watch: I was correct. This is shit.

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  • August 13, 2019 at 2:00 am
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    Hmm shit missed college.

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  • August 13, 2019 at 5:08 am
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    Nobody with a brain is dating some stupid ass hot chick !! Especially not me !!!

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  • August 13, 2019 at 12:03 pm
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    I would want to stay a virgin for my entire life, and jacj off everyday 😏

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  • August 13, 2019 at 12:16 pm
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    how am i just seeing this now!? btw i'm about to go to college next month. Boy, i can't wait!

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  • August 13, 2019 at 8:04 pm
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    Bold of you to assume im going to have any contact with anyone

    Ever

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  • August 14, 2019 at 5:30 am
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    I thought I was watching a commercial and it didn’t have a skip button. 😂😂🤣

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  • August 14, 2019 at 2:49 pm
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    1 year of this and still no girlfriend: Rich successful single life for me woo! xD

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  • August 14, 2019 at 6:36 pm
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    None

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  • August 15, 2019 at 4:48 am
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    I feel for the hoodie

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  • August 15, 2019 at 6:09 am
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    don't mess this up.. don't mess this up…. DON'T FUCKING OH WHY WHHYYYYYY

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  • August 15, 2019 at 9:55 am
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    Just Great! ^_^

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  • August 15, 2019 at 10:00 am
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    I study Philosophy, so at least I get to think about it… how nice…

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  • August 15, 2019 at 5:10 pm
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    I just kept it simple and dated sluts.

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  • August 16, 2019 at 4:40 am
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    Come on! There are a ton of guys right now who are doing it with their hoodies!

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  • August 16, 2019 at 6:48 pm
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    So that was a fricking lie

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  • August 16, 2019 at 8:55 pm
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    This video has been popping into my recommended feed for at least 4 years and I’ve finally gotten to watch it. I’ve got to say, it’s nice to see some old school CH.

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  • August 19, 2019 at 3:20 pm
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    please sex with me

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  • August 20, 2019 at 5:03 am
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    hmm that thumbnail looks familiar

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  • August 20, 2019 at 5:53 am
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    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂6 offfffffff

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  • August 20, 2019 at 2:58 pm
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    Starting third year in college, still single af, and it's gonna be even after I graduate….

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  • August 20, 2019 at 6:42 pm
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    Nice 😂😂🤣

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  • August 21, 2019 at 6:10 am
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    2019?

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  • August 22, 2019 at 6:04 am
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    Lol I thought this was funny years ago. Now I am about to go college, hits a little different than in middle school.

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  • August 22, 2019 at 7:27 am
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    Collegehumor without the feminist shit. Amazing times

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  • August 22, 2019 at 7:34 am
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    The six girls ive date in 2020 NOTHING

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  • August 23, 2019 at 12:52 pm
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    0:26

    1:18

    2:10

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  • August 23, 2019 at 4:23 pm
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    Global warming: Funny that you think you'll make it to college.

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  • August 24, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    Maybe every guy started dating first with their left hand or right hand…

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  • August 26, 2019 at 8:12 pm
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    Okay YouTube, I finally watched it

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  • August 28, 2019 at 10:06 am
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    I have one year remaining.. dated no one

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  • August 29, 2019 at 10:57 pm
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    Sorry, but I rather work hard so that i can eat the finest cheese

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  • August 30, 2019 at 1:07 am
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    I joined the Army instead of going to College. I was in Germany and dated German girls and not crazy man hating American girls. I finally married the lady I grew up with.

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  • August 30, 2019 at 2:11 am
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    At the end he just becomes Paul from TGWDLM.

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  • August 31, 2019 at 9:57 pm
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    I'm not gonna date anyone 'cause I will stay single forever

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  • September 2, 2019 at 5:27 pm
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    XXX
    Xxx

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  • September 3, 2019 at 10:32 am
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    i'm in this and i dont like it

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  • September 4, 2019 at 8:52 am
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    The dumb hot one 😍

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  • September 5, 2019 at 10:26 am
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    So who's the one that goes to church, what's her name

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  • September 8, 2019 at 6:42 am
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    not to mention imaginary

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  • September 8, 2019 at 10:14 pm
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    Bold of you to assume I'm going to date anyone

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  • September 9, 2019 at 5:23 am
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    6 girlfriends? Hahaha good one.

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  • September 9, 2019 at 5:27 pm
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    I love the internet

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  • September 9, 2019 at 6:58 pm
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    Hello friend

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  • September 10, 2019 at 9:30 pm
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    Really this shit has 105 million views.

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  • September 11, 2019 at 11:26 am
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    Why is the quality so low ?

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  • September 11, 2019 at 2:35 pm
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    I'm gay

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  • September 11, 2019 at 5:07 pm
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    Oh boy this is my third semester i cant wait to date one of those girls!!! xD

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  • September 12, 2019 at 12:18 am
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    In my experience…
    1. The summer fling you never call back
    2. The female friend who has a crush on you and tries to grab your dick when drunk
    3. The girl who fucks you for a week cuz she's mad at her real boyfriend then stops texting back when they're on good terms
    4. The summer fling you call back but who doesn't want anything to do with you
    5. The friend's sister who you awkwardly made out with once when crossed and it's never mentioned again
    6. The girl you hook up with first week of college that you try to move too fast with and it all falls apart.

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  • September 12, 2019 at 2:36 pm
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    Omgggg 1:52 she's such a Sexyyyyy woman 😘😘😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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  • September 13, 2019 at 1:59 pm
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    2:37 so true about a female friend hahahah

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  • September 13, 2019 at 6:34 pm
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    6 girls in 4 years, not realistic.

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  • September 15, 2019 at 9:31 pm
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    hmm is that McKarren Park?

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  • September 16, 2019 at 12:54 am
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    Does this apply to Queer girls?

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  • September 16, 2019 at 7:31 pm
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    Jokes on you I’m gay

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  • September 16, 2019 at 11:03 pm
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    The six girls I date in college. One for each year

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  • September 17, 2019 at 11:38 am
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    I love how I’m probably the only gay girl here 😂😂

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  • September 18, 2019 at 1:40 am
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    Jokes on you, I never got any dates

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  • September 18, 2019 at 2:45 pm
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    Xxx video son

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  • September 21, 2019 at 12:26 am
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    And think of a guy like me who has friend that got laid many times but he hasnt got laid yet.

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  • September 22, 2019 at 9:41 pm
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    I feel ashamed. Bout to complete my PG and still a virgin. I'm ok looking good at studies but never had time to fall in love.

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  • September 23, 2019 at 5:55 am
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    He watched teen mom alone

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  • September 23, 2019 at 6:39 am
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    U love ur hoodie, BUT WHY WOULD U WANT TO F*** UR HOODIE!😂🤣

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  • September 23, 2019 at 1:29 pm
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    In the 90's ecstacy used to be called X. Then there was this stuff that came out called herbal ecstacy, which was called E. Somehow, the herbal crap went away and the real stuff started being called E.

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  • September 24, 2019 at 9:36 pm
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    Never heard of a girlfriend before…..only friends…

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  • September 26, 2019 at 4:11 pm
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    My current boyfriends way too perfect I've no clue why he's with me I'm so scared I'm going to mess this up

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  • September 26, 2019 at 6:18 pm
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    h o w d i d y o u m e s s t h i s u p

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  • September 29, 2019 at 11:03 am
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    Kı,z sikişen Sinan adım ara 05318995134

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  • September 29, 2019 at 12:47 pm
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    I never dated in college

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  • September 29, 2019 at 7:14 pm
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    I prefer the last one, the friend.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 9:43 pm
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    Never dated till I was 23, and as of today engaged to my second girlfriend xD

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