I can’t do it any more,
you guys. I can’t even think
with the Chinese government censoring
everything I write. So there’s not gonna be
a biopic movie for us? It’s so wrong,
you know? I mean, we live in a time
where the only movies that us American kids go see are ones that are
approved by China. Yeah, it’s like China
is the new MPAA. Stinks to say goodbye to all
that biopic money and glory. We just got to face it. A death metal band is never
gonna make real money anymore. The only band that would get
approved by China would be
all vanilla and cheesy. I’m going to have to live on
that [bleep] farm forever. Kyle! Dude, you’re back! Yeah, the migrant detention camp
was cool but it kind of rubbed Kyle
the wrong way. Anything happen
while we were gone? Not really, we just almost had a
biopic made for our band but — Wait a minute…
Wait. Vanilla and cheesy. I’ve got it!
I’ve got it! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪ Bang, bang ♪ ♪ Bang, bang ♪ ♪ Fingerbang, bang ♪ ♪ Bang, bang, bang ♪ ♪ I’m gonna fingerbang bang you
into my life ♪ ♪ Girl, you like to fingerbang
and it’s alright ♪ ♪ ‘Cause I’m the king of
fingerbang, let’s not fight ♪ Cut. Cut!
Cut! This is all wrong! No, it’s good, kids.
They’re loving it. Yeah, but I can’t sell my soul
like this. I want to get away from that
farm. more than anything. But it’s not worth living in
a world where China controls my country’s art. [ Speaks Mandarin ] I don’t care
how many people you have. I’ve got something in me
that just won’t let me be a part
of all this. Yeah. Whatever it is,
I’ve got it too! All: Yeah! I want to be proud
of who we are, guys. And anybody who would
betray their ideals just to make money in China
isn’t worth a lick of spit.

The Return of Fingerbang – “Band in China” – s23e02 – South Park
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100 thoughts on “The Return of Fingerbang – “Band in China” – s23e02 – South Park

  • October 4, 2019 at 1:51 am
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    I,ve seen every single episode of "South Park" and this has become one of my favorite episodes in the entire series,Stan,s final speech deserves a huge applause for real! 👏👏👏

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  • October 4, 2019 at 1:56 am
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    I cant believe randy marsh killed winnie the pooh thats murder

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  • October 4, 2019 at 1:58 am
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    Though the content about China is ignorant. Understand western people like to mock authority. But the capital will never betray profit, that's the nature of capitalism.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 2:02 am
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    Best eposide forever!

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  • October 4, 2019 at 2:24 am
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    ban in china…

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  • October 4, 2019 at 2:59 am
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    Funny episode. Though I don’t understand their motivations to further stereotype CCP and intensify the already awkward relationship between the two countries. Isn’t this what the media has always been doing, especially after what’s been going on lately? South Park would never had simply copy the media just because people want to hear bad things about CCP.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 3:03 am
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSyUgTCIkA0
    Please get on this guys!!! The Canadian devil has taken over the AAA gaming industry. You guys are our only saviours!!! 🙏✊

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  • October 4, 2019 at 3:05 am
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    now you are banned in china.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 3:09 am
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    Wait, is this the NEW season already? FUCK YES!

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  • October 4, 2019 at 3:26 am
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    多亏了这一集,南方公园已经被国内禁止

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  • October 4, 2019 at 3:49 am
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    Seems their finally getting their shit together. That was actually not as crappy as the usual.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 4:06 am
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    Feels like old South Park.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 4:12 am
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    Omfg …👍

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  • October 4, 2019 at 4:20 am
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    Should’ve kept the song going a little longer

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  • October 4, 2019 at 4:24 am
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    The Continuity is crazy

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  • October 4, 2019 at 4:37 am
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    wow, definitely gay kids

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  • October 4, 2019 at 4:42 am
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    Member how South Park was not used to be serialised.?

    Oh I memeber…

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  • October 4, 2019 at 4:59 am
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    Eric didn’t show the nipple but still awesome to see finger bang back in season 4 (2002)

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  • October 4, 2019 at 5:08 am
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    Well Butters was the other best one from the auditions from the finger bang episode. So it's awesome to see him here!

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  • October 4, 2019 at 5:12 am
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    China's even more ridiculous and messed up than this…and that's just sad

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  • October 4, 2019 at 5:28 am
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    Damn.. That new episode attacks so much! Fukn amazing😅 Matt and Trey…you guys are the best!
    Can't wait for ep3.. Fuk the PC SHIT!!😅

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  • October 4, 2019 at 5:37 am
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    love you. fuck china.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 5:47 am
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    free hongkong

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  • October 4, 2019 at 5:50 am
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    "What's South Park? Do I own that?"

    "Not yet, sir."

    I love how they said "not yet", as if to imply they will soon.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 6:09 am
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    From Republic of China 🇹🇼

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  • October 4, 2019 at 6:27 am
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    Fuck this shit

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  • October 4, 2019 at 6:40 am
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    YES FINGERBANG! my favourite Band ever!

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  • October 4, 2019 at 6:46 am
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    Te meto el dedo bang bang toda la vida! 🎶🎵

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  • October 4, 2019 at 7:25 am
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    1:54什麼!你竟敢看不起我?

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  • October 4, 2019 at 7:30 am
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    ThIS WHOLE THING MADE ME VERY HAPPY AMKSHAKAJSNAKMANSJQJA 🥺🥺👌🏾❤️

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  • October 4, 2019 at 7:31 am
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    chinese people eat dog

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  • October 4, 2019 at 7:34 am
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    Biggest reunion of all time

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  • October 4, 2019 at 7:52 am
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    I was so happy when I saw this. South Park, I love you.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 8:05 am
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    Oh my god this episode was so wild

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  • October 4, 2019 at 8:13 am
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    Actual easy way to solve chinese gov censoring media: do not consider chinese market. But hollywood would rather choose to be censored yet again by communist dictatorship so that they can make those Yuans.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    Lmao

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  • October 4, 2019 at 8:44 am
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    Does anyone realize they're talking about Apple? Apple makes all their products in China.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 8:51 am
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    member finger bang?

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  • October 4, 2019 at 9:33 am
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    2:06 @ Blizzard Entertainment

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  • October 4, 2019 at 9:33 am
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    Finger-bang is back! This season rules!

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  • October 4, 2019 at 9:39 am
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    Actually It's really 「ban」in China now……

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  • October 4, 2019 at 9:54 am
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    News brought to you from Taiwan. This episode is banned in Chian

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  • October 4, 2019 at 10:18 am
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    Please upload Black Metal concert.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 10:22 am
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    The entire population of China is what most American companies try to chase for potential profits.

    The reality is that most people in China are poor and most of them pirate instead.

    Wished that most companies would have said what Stan said at the end of this video.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 10:25 am
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    This episode you can tell Matt and Trey went back on track the premiere had some good parts but the 75% of the jokes fell flat most of them were all over the place the pacing felt rushed like Trey had writers block for most of the script this episode was an improvement

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  • October 4, 2019 at 10:30 am
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    The epic South Park Band Returns boi

    Like if u agree

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  • October 4, 2019 at 10:39 am
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    LETS MAKE CHINA HATE AGAIN

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  • October 4, 2019 at 10:43 am
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    Watched yesterday XD finger bang, Kenny died

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  • October 4, 2019 at 10:43 am
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    Woooooo they rock wooooo

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  • October 4, 2019 at 10:51 am
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    我先看看句号发的出来不。

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  • October 4, 2019 at 11:01 am
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    I don’t call it weed any more. I call it “tegridy”

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  • October 4, 2019 at 11:14 am
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    Who wants to start a cheap boy band for money?

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  • October 4, 2019 at 11:31 am
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    2:07 – pretty much describes General Motors and Buick.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 12:02 pm
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    Taiwanese artist, actors and singer better watch this episode. Especially those who now licking Chinese balls just for the RMB and forget where they born.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 12:04 pm
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    dying fetus if im right

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  • October 4, 2019 at 12:06 pm
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    フィンガーバン 懐かしい〜
    日本人見てる人いないかなー

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  • October 4, 2019 at 12:21 pm
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    Loved the call back to fingerbang

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  • October 4, 2019 at 12:32 pm
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    Never gets old

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  • October 4, 2019 at 12:36 pm
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    The second I saw the arena, I was like "it's Fingerbang! It has to be fingerbang!"

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  • October 4, 2019 at 12:37 pm
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    this brought a gigantic smile to my face. I'm really impressed and intrigued by south park and the direction its taking heading on from here 🙂

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  • October 4, 2019 at 12:47 pm
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    甚麼!?你竟敢看不起我!氣氣氣氣氣

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  • October 4, 2019 at 12:53 pm
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    六四天安門事件

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  • October 4, 2019 at 12:53 pm
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    I'm still making money in China thaaank you very much

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  • October 4, 2019 at 1:13 pm
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    1645年之后哪还有中国?朱棣收留了满族,满族冒领女真,赖在中国不走.不回西伯利亚老家.全世界都认为,满族=女真=中国人?真是搞笑.满族是全世界的敌人.屠杀八千万人同胞,剃发易服,文字狱.满族迟早遭到报应的!满族血债累累,做的坏事,罄竹难书.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 1:17 pm
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    I hope they drop the Tegridy Farm Intro… The original one is better!

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  • October 4, 2019 at 1:25 pm
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    什么!?你竟然看不起我
    Basically means nani!? Omaeda shindeiru in Chinese XD

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  • October 4, 2019 at 1:26 pm
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    什么,你竟然看不起我!! 哈哈哈哈,这些美国人啊,唉,说他们什么好

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  • October 4, 2019 at 1:32 pm
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    one of the best episodes of them ever 😀

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  • October 4, 2019 at 1:44 pm
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    Black Kirin is a great Chinese death metal band by the way.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 2:05 pm
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    So they finally got the cart moved?

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  • October 4, 2019 at 2:27 pm
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    sOUTHPARK SEASON 23 is on fire

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  • October 4, 2019 at 2:41 pm
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    This was brilliant!!!
    Was I the only one singing along when they started singing "FingerBang!"?

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  • October 4, 2019 at 2:42 pm
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    Episode 1 I laughed my ass off thought it was just like a classic episode but this one sucked hard HOWEVER when it got to this scene? I damn near shit myself in excitement I was squealing like a dying pig XD

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  • October 4, 2019 at 2:51 pm
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    Bang !

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  • October 4, 2019 at 2:51 pm
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    Good season so far

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  • October 4, 2019 at 3:04 pm
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    Hah.
    SouthPark does it again! LMAO.
    1st episode of season 23 is still wierd though.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 3:18 pm
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    Joe and hunter Biden

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  • October 4, 2019 at 3:20 pm
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    China is the new mpaa

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  • October 4, 2019 at 3:20 pm
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    1:54
    什麼!你竟敢看不起我!
    What! How dare you look down on me!

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  • October 4, 2019 at 3:32 pm
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    south park is a wonderful PR for US government…

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  • October 4, 2019 at 4:06 pm
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    Yeah….

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  • October 4, 2019 at 4:17 pm
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    why am i hiding in the locker room to watch this

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  • October 4, 2019 at 4:21 pm
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    Rip full episode of season 23 episode 1 on YouTube

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  • October 4, 2019 at 4:26 pm
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    its only good moment in new sp

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  • October 4, 2019 at 4:32 pm
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    YESSSSSSSSS

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  • October 4, 2019 at 4:34 pm
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    There is no Stan in Hong Kong

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  • October 4, 2019 at 4:45 pm
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    cartman sells out 100% XD

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  • October 4, 2019 at 5:12 pm
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    Finger bang bang… BANG-BANG-BANG!
    So glad we got to witness this reunion of the greatest boy band, ever!

    "Girl you like finger bang, and it's alright!"

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  • October 4, 2019 at 5:14 pm
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    To many years pass since the last time i hear this

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  • October 4, 2019 at 5:30 pm
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    Lmao I just got done watching the first episode when they formed Fingerbang. Didn’t realize they made a new episode about it lol.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 5:48 pm
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    Butthurt commies incoming

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  • October 4, 2019 at 5:51 pm
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    Happy almost 20th aniversary season 4 and Fingerbang.

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  • October 4, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    when they started singing fingerbang i sang along

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  • October 4, 2019 at 5:59 pm
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    "i got something in me that just won't let me be a part of all this"
    lol, stan's got tegridy inside of him

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  • October 4, 2019 at 6:05 pm
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    Butters is a pretty supportive friend! Like at 0:31 when he puts his hand on Stan's shoulder instead of just staring at him. Another example is when Stan was goth, it seemed like what Butters said made Stan change his mind. Also Butters is nice to Cartman (even though he's a douche) most of the time. That's one reason why Butters is one of my favorite characters.

    So there u go. U just read a unecassary speech about Butters, congratulations!

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  • October 4, 2019 at 6:07 pm
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    Am I the only one who thought Butters looked badass playing the guitar?

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  • October 4, 2019 at 7:11 pm
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    #fuckchina

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  • October 4, 2019 at 7:46 pm
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    Jimmy is so good at the drums

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  • October 4, 2019 at 7:54 pm
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    And Kenny didn't die this time!

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