Joker: I’m not gonna kill ya… Joker: I’m just gonna hurt you real, real bad! [electricity buzzing] [Joker & Harley laughing, music begins] Harley: That tickles! [phone rings] Harley: Oh! I gotta get that! [phone rings] Harley: Hello? Harley: I’ll be right there. [music continues] Harley: I just got your call, what’s up? Capt Boomerang: Got a call from the government, they’re puttin’ some sort of team together. Capt. Boomerang: Go on a top secret mission. Ah… Capt. Boomerang: Suicide Squad! Joker: A suicide squad?! That sounds crazy! Harley: What’d you do? Follow me here? Capt. Boomerang: There’s a catch. He can’t come. [Harley gasps] Harley: Why not?! I can’t leave my puddin’! Capt. Boomerang: Because it needs to happen quietly, and that clown, doesn’t do things quietly. Harley: Well you got a point… Harley: Look, I’m gonna go on this Suicide Squad mission, but I’ll be right back! Joker: Harley, how could you do this to me? Joker: I’ll show them! (laughing) Enchantress: Yes? Joker: I know you can make anyone do anything. So what would it take for you to go over there and make… Joker: … those guys let me be part of their secret mission! Enchantress: 50 bucks! Joker: 50 bucks?! 25. Enchantress: 50 bucks. Joker (sighs): Fine! Enchantress: Joker gave me 50 bucks to come over here and tell you guys to let him join your little group. Enchantress: What’s it about? Harley: We’re on a secret government mission! Harley: Wanna come? Enchantress: Sure. Harley: Yessss! [music cuts] [sinister music begins] Joker: Hello? Anybody home? [growling] Joker: There we go. Okay… Joker: You see them over there on their secret mission? Joker: I need you to go over there. Crash it. Wreck it. Joker: Go berserk! (laughs) Joker: Make it look like a failure! (laughs) [Joker laughing] [Killer Croc growling] Harley: Y’know, we could use a little muscle. Capt. Boomerang: If you join the team, government will clear your criminal record. Enchantress: You know what this party needs, some sick beats. [dance music fades up] [dance music plays] [music fades into sinister music again] Joker: Yoo hoo! [music continues] Joker (laughing): Now here we go! Joker: I want you to go there and make it the bloodiest crime scene the police have ever seen. Joker: Fill it so full of holes, they can mistake it for swiss cheese! [Joker laughing, dance music fades up] [dance music] [rapid gunfire]
Capt. Boomerang: Woah, woah, woah! Harley: That’s it! I’m gonna kill him! Harley: I don’t care if I still love him! [bouncy music begins] Enchantress: Hang on! I got this. [music continues] Joker: Oh! Oh. Oh! (laughs) [Joker laughing] [music cuts] [jazzy music starts up] Sean (voice over): Comment below to be this video’s featured fan! Sean: If you liked what you saw, subscribe for more just like it every week!