[fanfare plays] ♪♪ [camera shutters clicking] [indistinct conversations] [camera shutters clicking] [indistinct conversations] [camera shutters clicking] [acoustic guitar music plays] ♪♪ ♪♪ [“Hail to the Chief” plays] ♪♪ [applause] ♪♪ -Tonight, we celebrate more than a century of loyal and devoted friendship between the United States and Australia. Both of our nations are blessed by the uncommon courage, unfailing commitment, and unyielding character. Our two countries were born out of a vast wilderness. -Ladies and gentlemen, friends, Jenny and I are truly grateful for this wonderful honor and the hospitality that you, Mr. President, and the First Lady have extended to us and to our country. As we join you here tonight in the home, your home, and that of the American presidency. To 100 years of mateship, and to 100 more, to the people of these United States, to the president and his magnificent First Lady, and may God bless America. [indistinct conversations] [glasses clinking]

The Australian state dinner in 2 minutes
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100 thoughts on “The Australian state dinner in 2 minutes

  • September 21, 2019 at 5:23 am
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    Trump is legit wearing a diaper now, like all the time.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 5:26 am
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    Best president ever ✌😎

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  • September 21, 2019 at 5:43 am
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    The orange turd and the first skank: embarrassing America daily.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 6:05 am
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    What are you people doing? Don't you know the world will end in 12 years from cow farts ???????!!!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 6:09 am
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    Time for another state dinner. Meanwhile, Trump is sending US troops to fight and die for Saudi Arabia. Enjoy, Trump fans!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 6:14 am
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    Beautiful time. Class! Class! Class!🇺🇸🇦🇺

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  • September 21, 2019 at 6:40 am
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    Wow! Trump got really fat!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 6:40 am
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    Does Trumpdy think he's a royal now? Geez….. What a waste of taxpayers money!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 6:58 am
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    look how happy they are while we are at the brink of war with Iran

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:18 am
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    President Bone Spurs doesn't have a Patriotic Bone in his body.
    Wake Up America!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:19 am
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    No McDonalds????

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:20 am
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    Washington Post is a terrible rag.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:25 am
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    Melania Trump is stunning she is the most beautiful person not outside inside she has more class than any first lady we have had in 50 years is she is doing so many good things that the media is totally ignoring and you know what that's fine because we know we have a beautiful first lady who makes the White House glow sorry Mister president she's got you beat on that but it takes two opposites to turn out a good thing and obviously her and him or a good team because they show that they are leaders and that's all we voted for we're leaders and who love America and who have compassion for people that are Americans and who want to be American it sickens me that the left regime Democratic psychos will try to destroy the image of these two God giving people who know what leadership is in America so I hope they have a beautiful time because when they're happy we are happy at least they ain't throwing all these parties all the time and wasting our money on the movie stars like Obama did every time I saw that I was like who does he think he is he's so full of himself I am so glad he's gone

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:27 am
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    and another thing I love about Melania Trump is that she doesn't let this job and being in the Limelight get to her head she's not out there waving and looking fake like Miss Obama did she was phony no Melania is very nervous and guess what that's making a perfect example of true American of a true human being we all are nervous in situations like that because she's real she's a real person she don't care about the attention and I can see her being nervous and guess what that's what makes her beautiful

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:28 am
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    God bless America and Australia 🇦🇺 🇺🇸

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:38 am
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    Chubby t man needs to get on a treadmill

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:39 am
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    KellyAnne suspiciously alone, where George at????

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:40 am
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    Which wife is this? I’ve lost track. Does she know someone younger and prettier is on deck?

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:54 am
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    Deport the first hooker !!!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:59 am
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    They are all criminals. Shame on them. Impeach Terrorist Trump and get rid of Pelosi too since she can't seem to do her job either. They all act and are treated like royalty meanwhile they commit acts of war, treason and theft from our People while the country starves and struggles.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:59 am
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    And there is your first family… Dump and his immigrant wife (who he cheated on with porn stars), that chain migration'ed her family in with special powers not allowed to any other person. Yeah, America is great again for the rich and entitled. Great job folks! F45

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  • September 21, 2019 at 8:04 am
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    Trump is a boss y’all are just jealous

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  • September 21, 2019 at 8:29 am
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    The Eagle has Landed. 🙂

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  • September 21, 2019 at 8:32 am
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    Trump the best American president in America's history.
    Mr Trump on a mission to make the west great again!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 8:49 am
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    Hosted by Diaper Don and Brainless mail Bride Malania….I'm throwing up in Donald Jr's mouth right now….FAKE PRESIDENT!!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 8:51 am
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    I get the idea this 'troops to Saudi Arabia' thing may be designed to have Trump swoop in and 'stop' everything so he can look like the supreme hero and good in the eyes of voters.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 9:00 am
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    Pedophiles everywhere lol

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  • September 21, 2019 at 9:37 am
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    The far right!!!!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 9:43 am
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    TRUMPTURD the USA’s biggest embarrassment. Can’t even watch this clown.
    Apologies to our friends down under for subjecting you to this farce of a fake President.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 9:56 am
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    Is trump still growing? If possible, he looks fatter than I have seen before! Look at those two basket balls, he calls a butt. Wow! Get bigger suits dude!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:05 am
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    🇺🇸🇦🇺🎖🇦🇪 🇸🇦

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:12 am
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    Our tax dollars feeding white folks since 1619!!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:27 am
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    " Scotty don't " !!!!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:31 am
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    no such thing as a free dinner Scotty…

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:36 am
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    Melania is gorgeous!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:41 am
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    Finally, something he's good at, stuffing his fat face and acting important.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:48 am
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    Australis sent troops to Vietnam and here is draft dodger coward trump~…..shameful/vile person~……

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:58 am
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    GROSS, CANT WATCH OUR BUNCH OF CHEATERS PARADING AROUND LIKE WHITE PRIVILEGED IDIOTS.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 11:03 am
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    For all his money, 45 should get a better tailor. His trousers are horrible.They should stop holding hands because they're not doing a very good job convincing us of anything. You don't have to be a mind reader to guess what Melania is thinking, her face says it all.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 11:34 am
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    Paid for by our tax money

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  • September 21, 2019 at 11:37 am
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    ugly, cheap, criminal, vote them out ! ALL REPUBLICANS ARE CRIMINALS !

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  • September 21, 2019 at 11:40 am
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    Love Australia let’s be allies for centuries to come

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  • September 21, 2019 at 11:47 am
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    I SAW VLADIMIR ENTER FROM THE BACK DOOR !

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  • September 21, 2019 at 11:49 am
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    its like a mafia gathering !

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  • September 21, 2019 at 11:53 am
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    Innocent civilians are being murdered!!!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 11:56 am
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    🤢🤮

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  • September 21, 2019 at 12:02 pm
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    I hope the PM apologized for the Australian government spying on the Trump campaign.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 12:36 pm
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    Trump is an aberration. So disgusting that this garbage human being is our president. We have have only the DNC and Clinton to thank for this.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 12:46 pm
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    MELAINA TRUMP IS A BOUGHT AND PAID 4 HOE = COMMUNIST

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  • September 21, 2019 at 12:50 pm
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    I hope none of the Aussies were bitten by Nosferatu.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 1:08 pm
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    Imagine getting invited to a White House state dinner – a once in a lifetime opportunity – and yet you have to meet the likes of Stephen Miller, Rudy Guiliani, Kellyanne Conway, Trump etc. A bunch of bozos you'd never want to associate with.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 1:12 pm
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    Apparently the Australian PM said Melania has "quiet grace"? I don't know…
    Maybe they misheard his Aussie accent and he really said "quite a disgrace" ?

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  • September 21, 2019 at 1:13 pm
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    I was so waiting for Trump to use two hands to drink

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  • September 21, 2019 at 1:17 pm
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    fake PAB

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  • September 21, 2019 at 1:23 pm
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    Nothing but love for our friends down under. Great to see our leaders get along.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 1:25 pm
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    Very "beautiful" speech

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  • September 21, 2019 at 1:26 pm
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    It's really sad that the classiest thing about our current leadership is the trophy wife.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 1:27 pm
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    All i want to know is who let captain crunch out of the white house because he's still embarrassing the US.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 1:37 pm
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    She's now wearing the right dress to hide the pooch and a different bra, better to hold up the bags.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 1:43 pm
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    Not a shade of color among them that wasn't orange.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 1:48 pm
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    where is the mcdonalds yo

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  • September 21, 2019 at 1:48 pm
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    All I could think was, “WOW. All this hoity-toity formality, pomp, & pretentiousness hosted by the most childish, corrupt, & mentally unstable president we’ve ever had. Melania, miserable-as-usual. Ooh, Kellyanne! Revenge is a dish best served in the Rose Garden, isn’t it? ‘Those pretty girls in high school & college. Look at me NOW, bitches!’ Hmm. I feel a little . . . queasy. Yick.”

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  • September 21, 2019 at 1:50 pm
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    Thurston and Lovey on the Australian isle.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 2:36 pm
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    They say it was a stench of sulfur in the air that night.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 2:40 pm
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    See I would have addressed climate change with trump but australia is stupid.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 2:42 pm
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    BAHAHAHA … to ALL you Trump haters….
    he’s STILL your President & nothing you do or say will change that. Better get used to the reality of him being in the WH another four years!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 2:45 pm
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    Tax payers money well spent.

    ‘Mr Trump – We discussed some great great things. Many great things.
    Not many people know it’s morning time in Austria right now’.

    Mr Morrison, gives your thoughts about the visit? ‘Well I must say our relationship with America has never been stronger, we are happy to keep receiving it from America, and it’s better receiving it from Donald than a woman’

    Ummm, did you discuss any policy agreements?
    Trump – ‘Yes.
    We are negotiating to buy Tasmania. Maybe parts of Queensland as well. But I hear Chyyyna has already bought most of it’. But we think it is a very good strategic decision because it’s right next to Commie Nazi Germany.

    Oh look, a jumping castle with my name on it.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 2:45 pm
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    He makes me physically sick

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  • September 21, 2019 at 2:53 pm
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    So I'm guessing that is apple cider 45 is drinking?

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  • September 21, 2019 at 3:06 pm
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    He finally got her to hold his hand.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 3:33 pm
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    I find Melanie's dress to be of questionable taste. First, the color does nothing for her. It clashes with her hair color, and doesn't look good with her strong tan.
    But mostly, the style is Barbara Bushes style when her husband was in the white house. Mrs. Trump is not an overweight old lady. She might want to dress "Princess Diana" in the future, instead of emulating a white haired, out of shape old lady!
    I mean, someone has got to shine in that family!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 3:48 pm
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    good work here wapo, for a f-ing change

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  • September 21, 2019 at 3:49 pm
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    No shrimp on the Bar-B?

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  • September 21, 2019 at 3:51 pm
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    Google the term rapture. Millions of people around the globe will disappear. The reason the news is talking about UFOs and aliens is because they are using predictive programming. When millions disappear they will tell the lie that we were abducted by aliens and sadly most will believe it. Only true believers will be raptured and those who are very young who have not had the understanding to except Jesus Christ yet. There will be a seven-year tribulation that follows that will be the worst time the earth has ever known. Don't be left behind.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 3:54 pm
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    Kellyanne Conway deserves a better husband..just my opinion…:( Everyone looks great in the dinner dress…:)

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  • September 21, 2019 at 3:58 pm
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    All with taxpayers money…..

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  • September 21, 2019 at 3:59 pm
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    Melania gained a lot of weight since in the WH….

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  • September 21, 2019 at 4:04 pm
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahhhhh… the despicables hold a dress up party…..soon all be orange.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 4:11 pm
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    You know he put laxatives in the food …lol

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  • September 21, 2019 at 4:11 pm
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    Why are they eating outside?

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  • September 21, 2019 at 4:12 pm
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    Absolutely beautiful. FLOTUS always amazing.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 4:19 pm
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    Other than trumps big belly what sticks out more is the size of his little hands.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 4:21 pm
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    why the hell would Australia host a party for a evil regime?

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  • September 21, 2019 at 4:26 pm
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    Rudy Juliani is the waiter!

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  • September 21, 2019 at 4:45 pm
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    I heard a rumor that other countries refer to be playing of Hail to the Chief as the march of the buffoon

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  • September 21, 2019 at 5:05 pm
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    Party look lit

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  • September 21, 2019 at 5:06 pm
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    Like the Court of Versailles : and we know what happened to them.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 5:20 pm
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    USA🇺🇸🦅 AUSTRALIA🇦🇺🐨 One of our best allies..

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  • September 21, 2019 at 5:25 pm
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    TRUMP looks more and more like 'TWEETLE DUMB' from the old school comics . . . or HUMPTY DUMPTY . . . small feet and hands and a girth like a pork barrel . . .
    Entire trip on tax-payer monies, so he can preen like a freakin' peacock . . . such a 'waist' !!! just sayin'

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  • September 21, 2019 at 5:33 pm
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    Looks expensive love ❤️ it.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 5:34 pm
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    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏❤️

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  • September 21, 2019 at 5:36 pm
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    Wapo hates Bernie Sanders.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 5:37 pm
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    How many times we got to see this !!!!
    Damn fake news crap.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    The closest I ever came to a dinner like this was at Red Lobster.😂They all must have been so uncomfortable in that garb while outside. I don't care much for Melania's dress. Kellyanne's was very pretty. What was in Donnie's glass?😉

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  • September 21, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    Presidents wife I me
    mean really high waisted hi neck,,, looks like she got a nightgown On ,,,
    People are starving people are dying to much of the high living bullshit going on really truly,,, talking about dresses,,,

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  • September 21, 2019 at 6:17 pm
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    Can't help but notice how much Melanoma's dress looks like Lily Munster's. It must really take a great effort for her to smile…even a little. Side effects of Botox. Or just being in a loveless marriage. Was hoping for a well timed lightening strike.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 6:21 pm
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    Somebody threw a beer at trump at this dinner, dont worry he dodged it, it was a draft.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 6:28 pm
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    Hmmm….. I see Melania has her nighty on already…. ready for a quick escape…. cause Donny is … gasp…. drinking champagne ( he probably thinks it’s a new soda flavor) Australia should let him into the crocodile exhibit to play🐷🤐🐊

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:10 pm
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    Wow, Melania and Kellyanne look lovely.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:50 pm
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    WOW LOVED THAT BLACK DRESS ON THE BLONDE LADY. JUST WOW.

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