[INTRO PLAYING] [CHEERING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: Hi. It’s Thomas. We’re in the Peruvian Andes. It’s the day before Christmas. All these guys are about
to go beat the shit out of each other. It’s called Takanakuy. [CHEERING AND MUSIC IN
FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: Takanakuy is a
giant mass brawl that happens every year at Christmastime
in the Andes. And the basic idea of Takanakuy
is people build up their grievances all year. And then instead of
them getting in fights, they save it. And on Christmas, everybody
gets in a big fight, and that’s it. It’s like Yom Kippur
but bloodier. Takanakuy is exclusive to
the Andean province of Chumbivilcas. The province’s capital, Santo
Tomas, is a murderous 10-hour drive through the mountains
from the nearest city. We’ve been driving
for eight hours. The roads aren’t, isn’t
the autobahn. Altitude sickness is kind of
combining with your general car nausea in a fun way. A bit of car sickness and a sore
ass, however, seemed a small price to pay
to get to see an entire town fight itself. Chumbivilcas is sort of
Peru’s North Dakota. It’s pretty, filled with
Indians, and poor as the dirt they grow their potatoes
out of. Most guys here split town when
they hit 16 to work in the Andes’ illegal gold
mining industry. Because it’s pretty
much that or chase sheep around the mountain. The indigenous population here
claims descent from the Chanka people, who not only resisted
the Spanish when they invaded, but the Incas before them. The area is cut off from the
rest of the country. There’s basically no police,
no military presence, no government services. All of which plays into the
local sense of defiance against authority. A lot of Chumbivilcans also
speak the native Quechua language instead of Spanish,
which doesn’t help so much with the alienation. VICTOR LAIME MANTILLA:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: I haven’t
been in a real fight since middle school. So I figured what better place
to relearn the trade than a town so testosterone-charged
that they beat each other up for Christmas. We arrived a little before
lunch to find festivities already in full swing. [MUSIC PLAYING] THOMAS MORTON: The lead-up to
the Takanakuy fights is a week-long parade of drinking
and dancing through the town street. Oh, this way. This is kind the start
of Takanakuy. So what’s happening right now
is all these dudes in the chaps and, like, the
animal things on their heads are fighters. There’s a big procession
right now. Through the town they’re,
like, banging on doors. They’re like, come out
and fight basically. The real gist of it is just
that, like, everybody is kind of coming together, playing
some pretty boss sounding music. And pulling everyone out for
the fight, which I think is tomorrow morning. [CHEERING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE
AND PLAYING MUSIC] THOMAS MORTON: I’m either a part
of these guys tribe now, or they’re all going to
beat me up tomorrow. The traditional Takanakuy music
is an indigenous genera called huaylia. The lyrics mostly deal with
rebelling against authority. And it’s so devoid of any
Latin or other Western influences. It sounds like Peking opera. [MUSIC PLAYING IN FOREIGN
LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: Hualyia is played
on an endless loop, much like American
Christmas music. But doubly maddening because
every huaylia song literally uses the same chorus. This is the same damn song. This is the same song. VICTOR LAIME MANTILLA:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: So we just
got here this morning. None of us have slept. Been drinking a lot. The altitude sickness
is overpowering. And we’re dancing with a bunch
of guys who look like things I’ve seen on DMT. MALE SPEAKER 1:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: Well, the
costumes everyone wears fall into five basic characters. There’s the majeno, who wears
traditional horse riding gear from the area. [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: Then there’s the
qarawatanna, who basically takes the majeno and Mad
Maxifies it with a biker jacket and huge leather cowboy
chaps that looks like Aeon Flux boots. Then they put a dead bird
or a deer skull up top. This looks pretty popular
with the young guys. Whose cap am I wearing? Then you’ve got the negro, whose
outfit’s based not on Negroes, but rather
the kind of guy who used to own Negroes. So he’s a slave master,
basically. [CHEERING] THOMAS MORTON: And finally
there’s the langosta, which means lobster in Spanish,
but also locust. In the 1940s, Chumbivilcas
had a plague of locusts. So the men naturally started
dressing up as them to fight. And the next year all
the locusts left. So that pretty much sealed
langosta’s place in the Takanakuy pantheon. [MUSIC PLAYING IN FOREIGN
LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: Of course, you
can always just go q’ara gallo, which means
naked rooster. Which means no costume. Which basically means
you’re just drunk. The one thing everybody wears
is the traditional Peruvian ski mask. This dates back to the days
when Takanakuy was the one time a year you could beat up
your boss, or the big town land owner. So disguising your identity
was pretty key. The voice they’re supposed to
use to fight people and challenge people is this
high-pitched falsetto thing. [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE
IN FALSETTO] THOMAS MORTON: There’s nothing
more terrifying than that, an angry drunk dude with a ski
mask talking to you like Tweety Bird. As fight time grew near, the
atmosphere in town started getting a little aggro. MALE SPEAKER 2:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] MALE SPEAKER 3:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] VICTOR LAIME MANTILLA:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] MALE SPEAKER 4:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] VICTOR LAIME MANTILLA:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] MALE SPEAKER 4:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: After the third
or fourth parade, I ran into a couple of majenos practicing
for the next day’s fights. So I asked them for some tips
on fighting Takanakuy style. OK. So what should I do? MALE SPEAKER 5:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: Kick that? VICTOR LAIME MANTILLA:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: OK. It might be the alcohol
speaking, but I think I’m getting pretty comfortable
with it. You try to kick as
much as you can. And then when you’re
in there, you just pound a bunch of stuff. I’m probably, you know, going
to get my face broken. But pretty fun. [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: In typical
fashion, I left all my Takanakuy shopping until the
day before Christmas. Oh, here we go. So I had to hit the town quickly
and put together an outfit that wouldn’t mark me
as a total brain dead. I went for a majeno with a light
splash of qarawatanna [INAUDIBLE], horse and eagle. Give them a little horse, then
I’ll give them some eagle. Just kidding. He may have to grapple me. Got the guns. Got the toro. Pretty solid. This might be for kids. Everything OK? This is good right? OK. I think that’s it. I’m good. All right. I’m ready to go fight. Fully outfitted for Christmas,
I headed back to my hotel to rest up for the big day. CHILD:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: Morning. Merry Christmas. Last night we got in a firework
fight in this hotel room with the kid across the
street whose parents own a firework store. So that was pretty dumb. Oh, shit. I haven’t gotten
too much rest. Oh, fuck you, kids. Damn it. Ahh! Feliz navidad. Kids in Peru, man. Let me get ready to go
watch some fights. Put on my jacket, ski mask. All right. Ready for some Takanakuy. What do you think? Oh. That was rough. [MUSIC PLAYING] THOMAS MORTON: The mood in
Santo Tomas on Christmas morning is convivial and family
friendly, especially in light of the violence everyone’s
on their way to watch and take part in. This is the Takanakuy ring. Everybody in masks you see is
here to fight or be fought. A lot of areas in the Peruvian
and Bolivian Andes have similar fighting festivals
to Takanakuy. What distinguishes them from
Takanakuy, aside from obviously not falling on
Christmas, is in Chumbivilcas, the whole village takes part– guys, girls, old drunk men,
even little kids. [MUSIC PLAYING IN FOREIGN
LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: The fights are
intense, but fairly orderly. Punching and kicking
is allowed. But there’s no biting
or hair pulling or hitting guys on the ground. There are also amateur officials
in the ring who carry whips to make sure things
don’t get too one-sided or out of hand and also to
perform basic crowd control. VICTOR LAIME MANTILLA:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: Things just
got a little nasty. [BREAKING UP FIGHT] THOMAS MORTON: That just
got way out of hand. Dude picked up a rock and went
after the other guy. It’s a little bit tense. VICTOR LAIME MANTILLA:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] [MUSIC PLAYING IN FOREIGN
LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: This is
the kiddie portion of the fight now. This guy looks like
he’s pushing six. [CHEERING AND MUSIC PLAYING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: Is he crying? That kid took a hard blow. VICTOR LAIME MANTILLA:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: I don’t think
I’ve ever been in a place where the idea of
law seemed as– kind of negligible. There’s obviously something
a little incongruous about watching children and old men
pummel each other’s faces to meat on the Christian world’s
traditional day of peace. At the same time, the second the
fight’s over, everybody’s all hugs and beers. Which I feel captures the true
spirit of Christmas. At least better than getting
drunk with relatives you don’t particularly care for. Tomorrow, there’s another
Takanakuy in a village called Llique that’s sort
of the real deal. And that’s where the fights are
a lot harder, and where everybody here who has a
grievance that they didn’t solve in Takanakuy goes to, to
like, really get it done. We’re going to go there. And I’m going to
fight some kid. [MUSIC PLAYING IN FOREIGN
LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: Morning. It’s the day after Christmas. We’re in a van going
to Llique. This village is about 300
meters higher than Santo Tomas, which means higher
in the Andes. We just passed like, cliffs
sides that look like they’re out of Land of the Lost. [MUSIC PLAYING IN FOREIGN
LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: The origins
of Takanakuy are a little nebulous. The festival’s name derives from
the rein of Tupac Amaru, the last Incan king to resist
the Spanish conquest. But there’s widespread debate
as to when the practice actually started. And whether it has more to do
with indigenous rebellion or with Spanish duelling traditions
introduced under colonialism. [MUSIC PLAYING IN FOREIGN
LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: We’re just
going to Llique. The festivities here have
been kind of going on for a few days. There’s been dancing,
everybody’s been drinking. It’s a bit of a scene already. Hey, hey, what’s up? Que pasa? MALE SPEAKER 6:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: Yeah. It’s like what, 9:00
in the morning. There’s like 4 or 5 beer bottles
at those guys feet. Everybody’s dancing their
way into the church. [PLAYING MUSIC] THOMAS MORTON: Looks
like a nice little church breakfast scene. It’s kind of weird. Everybody’s wearing what
look like devil masks. But I guess that says something
to the fluidity of religious thought up here. [CROWD SINGING IN FOREIGN
LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: Up in Llique,
the huaylia music was still fucking going. VICTOR LAIME MANTILLA:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: The dancing up
here is a little less ornate than down below, a little
less bird-like. But that may be the result
of them partying for like three days. [MUSIC PLAYING] THOMAS MORTON: Beats normal
Sunday services. VICTOR LAIME MANTILLA:
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: That was a
pretty brief service. I kind of liked that. Let’s see where they’re
going now. [MUSIC PLAYING IN FOREIGN
LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: After a few more
drinks, it was finally time to head to the town center
and watch the fights. This village has like
300 people in it. But on Takanakuy day, it goes
to 3,000 because everybody comes in here. Because these are the guys
who are the best fighters in the region. Which is cool because we want
to see some good fights, but not so hot for me because I
have to fight one of them. [MUSIC PLAYING IN FOREIGN
LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: It’s like a Roman
Colosseum, replete with like dudes with whips. It was pretty clear from the
get-go that Llique’s reputation is well earned. Even the kids’ fights here
were a million times more intense than the ones
in Santo Tomas. [CHEERING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: Someone was
showing me how to wrap this until we got whipped by a
guy who was pretty rude. This is the guy I’m fighting. He owns a pet eagle, has two
girlfriends, and rides a motorcycle. He’s also taller than me,
and he has long hair. I’m not looking forward
to this fucking fight. Jose was fighting a rival before
me, which gave me the opportunity to see what
I was up again. And hopefully get a
little handicap courtesy of said rival. I’m starting to freak out. My bowels just clenched, man. So I haven’t had any
training for this. I don’t think my opponent has
either, but I’m pretty sure my opponent’s life is training. [MUSIC PLAYING] THOMAS MORTON: You ready? OK, this is it. Oh, fuck. I got nailed. [INTERPOSING VOICES] THOMAS MORTON: I may not have
won the fight or come anywhere close, or at any point look like
I ever could have, but all the townspeople seemed
pretty psyched to watch a gringo fight and lose. So at least I gave them that. [MUSIC PLAYING IN FOREIGN
LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: Truthfully, as
far as makeshift justice systems go, Takanakuy’s got a
lot going for it, especially compared to our courts. Their turnover rate for cases
is extraordinarily quick. The results are immediate and
satisfying for the winners. And if you’ve got a problem with
them, you can always go back in the ring
for an appeal. The rest of Peru may look down
on Takanakuy as a symptom of rural backwardness, but while
they’re sitting in a lawyer’s office filling out reams of
paperwork, the plaintiffs of Chumbivilcas already have
their arm around the defendant’s shoulder
and are drowning their problems in beer– not a bad way to spend
a Christmas. [MUSIC PLAYING IN FOREIGN
LANGUAGE] THOMAS MORTON: Still dancing. [MUSIC PLAYING IN FOREIGN
LANGUAGE]

Takanakuy: Fistfighting in the Andes
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100 thoughts on “Takanakuy: Fistfighting in the Andes

  • September 11, 2019 at 11:08 pm
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    What these people need is some diversity, where are the minorities? lbttq comunity? mosque? bring some mass immigration to culturally enrich them…. definitely Trump supporters

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  • September 12, 2019 at 1:55 am
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    We treat any form of physical violence or even ruffhousing, in the USA as a suspendedable, expellable, offense.

    If the school shooters had an outlet to fight and feel powerful for just a brief instant, they would not feel the only way to exert control over their lives and world they fear is with an AR 15

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  • September 12, 2019 at 4:05 am
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    This is real life Fortnite with out the guns.

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  • September 12, 2019 at 5:00 am
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    This is actually awesome, I would fight and then get piss drunk

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  • September 12, 2019 at 5:56 am
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    Where are all the SJW's to stop this drinking, fighting and straight up toxic masculinity?!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • September 12, 2019 at 9:02 am
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    Watching this made me want roasted lamb and red wine so i can laugh at fake jesus. Hahaha.

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  • September 12, 2019 at 9:06 am
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    Hey people the fake jesus is an edomite..his lineage is from Esau in the bible. Haaaaaaaaaaaa. They just appointed this man as a God. Even Jesus isn't God. There is only 1 God and he ain't sharing his role. If you dont believe me ask him.

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  • September 12, 2019 at 9:08 am
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    I bet fake Jesus os a child molester. Lmbo

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  • September 12, 2019 at 4:12 pm
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    i feel like ksi and his family are peruvian. they also fight on chrismas xD

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  • September 12, 2019 at 4:59 pm
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    He was not a good representative of a western man's fight game lol

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  • September 12, 2019 at 6:17 pm
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    I thought they were going to beat the white homosexual male at the beginning.

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  • September 12, 2019 at 6:48 pm
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    The fight was rigged. Dude went lite on our nastily Iโ€™m not sure about something male.

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  • September 12, 2019 at 9:15 pm
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    Looks like a good time

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  • September 13, 2019 at 3:25 am
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    Man you made gringos look like pansies thanks.

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  • September 14, 2019 at 4:47 am
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    I liked this Vice reporter. He was really out there and made good reports. Unlike the idiot that went with the โ€œgypsiesโ€.

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  • September 14, 2019 at 12:30 pm
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    His opponent looked ashamed to be seen hitting his soft, pasty white ass

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  • September 14, 2019 at 1:01 pm
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    Humans by nature are cowardly, ungodly,shmeless, drunkard, retarded,dense, undisciplined,guilty,sinful,idiotic,dumb, Stoopid,

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  • September 14, 2019 at 3:38 pm
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    Wish I could live there…. but my daughter would get her ass whooped

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  • September 14, 2019 at 7:52 pm
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    Its jarring that men like this exist, I cant imagine being that weak. I know paraplegics that are stronger

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  • September 14, 2019 at 9:58 pm
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    weak

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  • September 14, 2019 at 11:48 pm
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    I thought dude was gonna slap the soybeans out of him.. he actually kinda stood his ground, +1 respect

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  • September 15, 2019 at 2:02 am
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    Hey thats tight the journalist fought too! Theres really are no losers in the end.. Just equals! I'd love to go witness this for myself.. I'm putting this on my bucket list!

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  • September 15, 2019 at 4:20 pm
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    "Some guy was showing me how to wrap this, until he got whhhippped, pretty rude"… 16:35

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  • September 16, 2019 at 10:12 am
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    Humans are a species inclined to violence

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  • September 16, 2019 at 11:31 am
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    One of the best vice episodes ever

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  • September 16, 2019 at 12:30 pm
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    If you want the tourist option to this ,come to Scotland ,go up to Lothian road toll cross .and just join in .stitches guaranteed ,lol

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  • September 16, 2019 at 2:31 pm
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    Go to the pilippines and lets talk ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • September 16, 2019 at 3:11 pm
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    A..mosh pit???

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  • September 16, 2019 at 3:51 pm
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    LOL to those that say we are all equal. You wouldnt see this in any white civilizations.

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  • September 16, 2019 at 6:33 pm
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    Your Job ๐Ÿ™ Is One Others Can Only Dream Of ๐Ÿ™ Love Watching And Going On The Journey With You ๐Ÿ™

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  • September 16, 2019 at 6:33 pm
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    Your Job ๐Ÿ™ Is One Others Can Only Dream Of ๐Ÿ™ Love Watching And Going On The Journey With You ๐Ÿ™

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  • September 16, 2019 at 7:47 pm
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    I do that in Skyrim. Just moved to Sovengard…

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  • September 16, 2019 at 8:15 pm
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    Why do they need to work again? No government entities around. Build your own farms people, you can live money-free when government is not in power.

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  • September 17, 2019 at 12:59 am
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    At no time did I see someone pummel another person's face to meat …freakin dipshit vice reporter needs to grow a set.

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  • September 17, 2019 at 4:48 am
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    Way to make Americans look Pussy. Lol. Gotta give him props tho.

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  • September 17, 2019 at 4:00 pm
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    Lol, this guy is such a p.ussy

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  • September 17, 2019 at 5:43 pm
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    With. Lead jab I could keep them at Bay and time all attacks

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  • September 17, 2019 at 6:38 pm
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    โ€œI havenโ€™t been in a real fight since middle schoolโ€ bahahaha

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  • September 17, 2019 at 9:00 pm
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    What an embarrassment

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  • September 17, 2019 at 11:31 pm
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    Much respect to you,travelled to the other side of the world to fight with a tribal people while learning a lesser known culture and spreading love..great life experience

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  • September 18, 2019 at 1:27 am
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    They send a libtard pussy to represent the USA…..every guy that works for VICE is a soyboy. I knew this would be a joke

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  • September 18, 2019 at 3:39 am
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    this touches me in more places than anyone knows, for one: I need a fucking pet crow.. 2…..2 more gfs 3…..I don't have a motorcycle anymore ๐Ÿ™

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  • September 18, 2019 at 4:32 am
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    and they said the purge was impractical

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  • September 18, 2019 at 4:49 am
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    โ€œOh these fucking kidsโ€

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  • September 18, 2019 at 6:41 am
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    Leave it to vice to make white guys look like absolute pussies

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  • September 18, 2019 at 7:38 am
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    It's all fun and games until a welterweight mexican professional boxer wears a mask and joins the tradition.

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  • September 18, 2019 at 7:50 am
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    He took on the only gay Indian in the whole region lol

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  • September 18, 2019 at 10:59 am
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    So. The purge without weapons… THEY COPIED THE PURGE

    BOO! RIP OFF!

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  • September 18, 2019 at 2:13 pm
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    Damn, they can't fight for shit but it's cool.

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  • September 18, 2019 at 4:10 pm
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    Who's in charge of bringing the PCP?

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  • September 18, 2019 at 5:05 pm
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    9:15–9:20 into the video I've never laughed so hard those kids are devilchilds lol

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  • September 18, 2019 at 6:36 pm
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    Our intrepid reporter couldnt fight his way out of a paper bag

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  • September 18, 2019 at 10:13 pm
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    "And im gonna fight some kid", while sippimg beer. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • September 18, 2019 at 11:29 pm
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    You should have drink more before the fight… Kudos!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:19 am
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    if u still have problem with that u can always go back to the ring ..haha I like it

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  • September 19, 2019 at 10:42 pm
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    OMG the comments are hilarious. LOL Shit gets me pumped up, I wanna knock one of these native niggas out. Then we go drink. You heard that right, Tupac Amaru at 13:10. The rapper 2pac was name after the Incan king.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 1:08 am
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    Could we not send someone over there who was a bit tougher ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • September 20, 2019 at 11:21 am
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    I love my beautiful people, I GET A HOLIDAY TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS AND YOU DONT FUCKER!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 1:21 pm
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    This guy is perfect for prison

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  • September 20, 2019 at 8:45 pm
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    These guys are thinking Americans are weak as hell lol

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  • September 20, 2019 at 9:42 pm
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    Those lil boys throwing fireworks at the white dudwnot only that it was inside the house

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  • September 21, 2019 at 1:19 am
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    boutta pull up in black airforce ones

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  • September 21, 2019 at 5:58 am
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    Are the irish, andes, and russian are related? Drunk and brawls as festivities?

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  • September 21, 2019 at 7:37 am
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    What a little bitch.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 1:24 pm
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    Yeah i wonder why american culture is so weak cuz we dont solve our disputes all the way

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  • September 21, 2019 at 2:54 pm
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    I can dig this

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  • September 21, 2019 at 3:12 pm
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    This is much better than in America where beefs between people end in gun shots and body bags.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 8:01 pm
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    He went light on you ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • September 21, 2019 at 8:16 pm
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    Hey man you walked in the circle. And with the way you fight, that took balls. Congratulations man. Next time you fight, relax. Dont think about getting hit, just think about how you are going to hit them.

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  • September 21, 2019 at 10:57 pm
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    2:57 "I haven't been in a fight since middle school, so I figured what better place to relearn the trade than a town where they're so testosterone charged they beat up each other for christmas?"
    –I don't know, maybe a jiu jitsu or boxing school would be a good place to start instead of travelling to the middle of f**king Peru ?

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  • September 22, 2019 at 12:28 am
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    Purge Liteยฉ

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  • September 22, 2019 at 1:22 am
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    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • September 22, 2019 at 1:27 am
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    Damn no hate but this dude had zero clue what a fight even is

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  • September 22, 2019 at 1:57 am
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    Omg, he is adorable ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • September 22, 2019 at 3:03 am
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    i liked seeing vice employees getting punched

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  • September 22, 2019 at 5:33 pm
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    So primal

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  • September 22, 2019 at 6:14 pm
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    Respect great Report !

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  • September 22, 2019 at 9:04 pm
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    Damn the host can't fight worth a damn ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • September 22, 2019 at 10:38 pm
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    Great attitudes!

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  • September 22, 2019 at 10:40 pm
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    Love to see their DNA profiles ๐Ÿ˜Š

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  • September 22, 2019 at 10:42 pm
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    We need that down here where Iโ€™m from lol

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  • September 22, 2019 at 11:34 pm
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    Baby balls!

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  • September 23, 2019 at 1:26 am
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    Well done dude you did more for thinking man than we could have asked for

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  • September 23, 2019 at 10:56 am
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    It's all fun and games..
    Until one of them learns jiu jitsu

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  • September 23, 2019 at 10:59 am
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    Send mike tyson there as a prank

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  • September 23, 2019 at 11:13 am
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    If i was manny pacquiao i will go there to box everyone

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  • September 23, 2019 at 4:09 pm
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    Great job vice not one word about climate change or trump

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  • September 23, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    ahaha ive never seen such a sad fight.. the girls an kids went harder…

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  • September 23, 2019 at 11:50 pm
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    If you don't want to be seen as "savage", how about NOT beating the crap out of each other every Christmas?

    P.S. The alcohol and leather chaps don't help.

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  • September 24, 2019 at 2:33 am
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    Hands down one of the best Reporters Vice ever had

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  • September 24, 2019 at 8:49 am
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    "19:00" Peter Parker never killed him? The green goblin left to Peru!

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  • September 24, 2019 at 11:33 am
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    Man I want to visit there before I'm 40. People seem very friendly, nice traditions.

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  • September 24, 2019 at 9:26 pm
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    looks fun

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  • September 24, 2019 at 10:40 pm
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    Peruvian Purge!

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  • September 24, 2019 at 10:54 pm
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    Yooooo dude got in their and banged props to you SIR repin the USA that shows you we dont puss out on a fight..lolol

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  • September 24, 2019 at 10:56 pm
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    What Excellent concepts can

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  • September 25, 2019 at 1:42 am
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    They went to this type fight because the other type fighting left little to no victors.

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  • September 25, 2019 at 2:17 am
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    They pull over to move rocks out of the way and the journalist is throwing pebbles

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  • September 25, 2019 at 2:41 am
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    12:05 Taking a public piss ..

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  • September 25, 2019 at 8:15 am
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    still dancing.

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