Bookstores drive me crazy. I’m not talking about libraries, or used bookstores, or art bookstores, or museum bookstores. I’m talking about book stores that sell new books. Crisp, unworn, unwrinkled books. Books with no past. No stains. No previous owners.
So in college, I was a government major, which means I had to write a lot of papers. Now, when a normal student writes a paper, they might spread the work out a little like this. So, you know —