You guys, you guys love your sport out here I’ve never seen more focus put on sport anywhere else in the world Americans love they’re sport back to front you analyze them
you worship them you watch the game before the game
you watch the game after the game you talk about what might happen in the game
you talk about what’s happening in the game and then you talk about what happened in the game and what could've and what might've but didn’t happen in the game it’s just the craziest thing I've seen in my life it’s all about statistics
have you seen sports in America? non-stop. Guys come out there… there’s no time for smiles or anything
just come out and ladies and gentlemen welcome to it
it’s the 2012 Miami Heat up against OKC this is the greatest final
we’ve been waiting for in the NBA finals LeBron James leading his team out here averaging 30 points double double every single game.
10 points per game Just in assists alone.
this man is just something else 90 percent from the free throw line he just gone in… He's statistically gotten better his team coming in with more… Chris Bosh… coming in with more assist
really doing well in the last game just like whaaa!
whaaa! numbers, numbers, numbers
stats, stats, stats you guys know everything
every stat well I mean he's got four out of five
and i mean if you look at that statistic alone it looks like he should be getting four and then, and then, and then it’s just crazy
you know everything and then you switch over to your
business channels and your economy and you’re like what’s happening
in the economy this year Bob? well nobody knows…
I mean Nobody knows…. Yeah! Ha Ha Ha Ha Uh we thought the housing market was coming up
but it wasn’t Ha Ha Ha Ha but hey I mean that’s the economy you never know right? you never know
What about stocks? Well I guess stocks, they’re up and down I don’t really know they’re up and down
They could can go anywhere Those are stocks
We don’t know but the sports you know you need to flip that around
get the statistics in the economy just relax on your sports
Have fun that's…. the sports I watch is relaxed…
like soccer I am a huge fan of soccer Yea Oh
there’s some fans here I love soccer.
It’s chilled. you hear it in the commentators
when the game is being played there’s no statistics at all the game starts off
the whistle blows and welcome ladies and gentlemen to this majestic match it’s Spain playing against Germany Oh and what a wonderful day it is look at the crowd really excited oh and the atmosphere's amazing
wonderful weather And the guys just like "Oh yea John you can feel it. and the players look great" it’s wonderful what do you think’s going
to happen today Martin Oh nobody knows I can’t even remember the last
time I saw a game this good Americans will remember
Americans will go back to the finest statistic the last time a black man scored using his left
hand jumping over a mixed-race half Indian was in 1967 when the Okay like what? this is madness

"Sports In America" – Trevor Noah – (African American) RE-RELEASE

37 thoughts on “"Sports In America" – Trevor Noah – (African American) RE-RELEASE

  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    Re-Release with a few enhancements. Thanks for watching and be sure to share it with your friends! If you don’t have any friends. Use this video to go make some friends. We’re in this together!

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    Trevor Noah should watch cricket commentry

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    Im from spain an here soccer is madness, like much worse than Americans with the NBA. have you hear a Spanish comenting soccer?, they have better lungs than opera singers! Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool gol gol gol goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    THIS IS SO VERY TRUE & SAD!

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    Okc
    Nobody knows

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    So why you got African Americans title to this ? What does this has to strictly do to African Americans

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    I think i'm gonna change my favorite comedian…

    Just watch more than 10 of trevor's video all day laughing😂

    I like it!!!

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    He is on point lol

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    👍🏻👍🏻🖤🖤😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    He's wrong about football though like have you watched the premier League 😂

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    You know he plays Fifa from "Martin and Tyler"

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    He is kinda wrong though, soccer commentators in Europe and South America give you lots of information and stats too, background of the players, teams they played, goals scored, etc.

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    Spot on Irish commentator! 😀

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    the truth in comedy

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    His "comedy" is a lie! He has created a back story that simply is not true and is making fun of it.
    He sells it over the heads of his sleeping silly and mostly liberal audience, in other words a liar at best!

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    Seems like watching Trevor's stand-ups is procrastination at its finest

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    Na soccer isn't like that 😂

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    haha how can u give stats to a soccer game when its scores not higher than 5 for long period of time.

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    haha how can u give stats to a soccer game when its scores not higher than 5 for long period of time.

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    Soccer is chill because it's boring as fffffuuuuuuuuucccccckkkk.

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    Hi man can you tell what you favorite soccer team

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    It's played with foot. It's called football.

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    Not funny at all

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    who else is fed-up with Mafia City ads? 🙋🏻‍♂️

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    I run a website where most of the members are like this. Thanks for the laugh!

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    he sounds like FIFA commentary

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    0:32 i paused at THE WRONG TI-

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    maybe they put so much focus on sports, to distract from economics…cuz ya know… that field sure is corrupt.

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    Americans have the best cheats at sports too.

    Marion Jones, lane Armstrong… Michael Phelps.

    Biggest sports cheats ever.

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    I wish wrestling spouted stats like that

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    Okay but have you seen how Stephan curry has only been shooting 37.1 % from three lately but when he put his contacts on he began shooting 51.7 percent?

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    Noah is a South African ….. Haven't behaved / discussed cricket like that….. C'mon man

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    You obviously haven't heard arab commentators in football…it's anything but chill :'D

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  • July 27, 2019 at 12:57 pm
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    The soccer commentary sounds like cricket commentary LOL

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