Look, you and I are very different. But really, we speak the same language. We do? Yeah, we do. (music starts) Shadoodababadadooda We're down for the count
It's down to the wire We can't drop the ball
We gotta aim a little higher 'Cause when we're on the ropes And it's our turn at bat We gotta throw a Hail Mary Gotta go to the mat Sports analogies
Sports analogies We found the common ground
In all men's personalities We talk a big game
That's how we relate It's the easiest way for men to
Communicate Hike! Shabababadabadoodow It's par for the course When you're in the home stretch To swing for the fences With a full court press We're on the one yard line Inches to go So you'll pitch and I'll catch 'Cause it's our lead to blow Let's use more
Sports analogies Sports analogies They help men cope with life's Harsh realities Let's spew more clichés 'Til we run out the clock Just keep your eye on the ball The puck And my shuttlecock Hey! Let's get these shots, come on. Ready come on here, 1 2 3 here we go Ready? Come on!
We can do it we can do it Sometimes when we watch sports we get sad And we make it seem like we're sad about the sports But we're not really crying about the game at all Who really cares about a game of basketball? We're sad about our dads We couldn't talk to our dads Unless we used Sports analogies
Sports analogies Men feel safe with these empty generalities Let's go for the gold And then we'll hit the lockers We're American men we like all sports except for soccer 'Cause soccer's just a bunch of foreigners running around Yeah! What'd you think, Dad? Come on! Please? Yes!

Sports Analogies – feat. Scott Michael Foster & Vincent Rodriguez III – "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

35 thoughts on “Sports Analogies – feat. Scott Michael Foster & Vincent Rodriguez III – "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"

  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    "Ollie to blow" that one's made up, right?!

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    I feel a "We tapped that ass" vibe in this song, but slower… am I the only one?

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    Why does Nathaniel look so hot in that suit with the cigarettes and rocks glasses ? 😂😍

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    for some reason I though this was called short apologise

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    "Inches to go"

    That's what she said

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    Josh/Vinnie: You pitch and I'll catch
    Me: Well if you insist 😉

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    SMF is really channelling his inner Dean Martin.

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    it seems like everyone in this show really did have daddy issues

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    I never realized until now that they start out with one drink and cigarette and then all of a sudden they have two 😂

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    Josh's "plleeeaassee" at the end 🤣

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    listen to this song, then listen to we tapped that ass

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    I have no clue what they're saying.

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    I can understand Josh Chan’s predicament, but what more could Nathaniel’s dad want from him?

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    Nat should keep an eye on a shuttle…cock.

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    shuttleCOCK

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    I propose: Greg and Rebecca, Nathaniel and Josh…

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    'Cause soccer's just a bunch of foreigners running around)))).

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    why is no one talking about when they turn around and they have two drinks and cigarettes in each hand, I lost it at that moment 😂

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    scott has a such an amazing voice.

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    My boyfriend scoffed at this song….then when they were playing Paula's game using nothing but sports analogies he called out 3 correct answers. It was hilarious.

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    i love this song. its soo good.

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    The slow clap at the end kills it.

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    Love it at 1:05 how they're now holding two drinks and two cigs. 😀

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    Sports and allergies

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    A classmate was confused once, because her dad texted her with "el equipo gana" (The team is winning/will win eventually). She was like "The team is winning what? What team? What is he talking about…?"

    Sports analogies really go across borders

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    Did anyone else understand "sports and allergies"? It makes so much more sense now that I see the title written 🙂

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    american men misunderstand their dads almost as much as soccer, cricket and F1 racing

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    Now I ship Josh and Nathaniel lol

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    THIS MIGHT BE MY NEW FAVOURITE SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRILLIANT!!!!!!! Totally keeping my eye on your shuttlecock fellas.

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    As a European guy football (not soccer!!!) and basketball are pretty much the only sports worth talking about, so this song was lost on me… catchy as hell tho

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    HAHAHAHA!! This is what I fell in love with Crazy Ex Girlfriend for! 👏👏👏👏

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    josh chan's dad always looks eternally bored

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    I thought they were saying 'sports and allergies' XD

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    'Cuz soccer's just a bunch of foreigners running around"
    Jesus…is that actually why the other football hasn't taken off here?!

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  • June 20, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    dyanamite🔥

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