Jeffy: Hey, Daddy Mario: *sigh* What do you want Jeffy? Jeffy: We got our report cards today at school! Mario: (WHA) You get your report card? Jeffy: Yeah! Mario: Is it bad? Jeffy: Well it’s not good! Mario: *sigh* Let me see it, Jeffy? Jeffy: All right Daddy. Mario: *sigh* Jeffy: Here you go, Daddy! Mario: (WHA) You got an F in math Jeffy?!Jeffy: *Hmm-hm* Mario: You got F in English, Science, History…… An F in Attendance? Jeffy: Yeah! Mario: What are doing when I drop you off at school? Jeffy: NOT FUCK! Mario: *sigh* Jeffy you got an F in Behavior. (WHA) An F in Listening AN F IN LISTENING! Jeffy: WHAT? Mario: *sigh* Jeffy? Mario: JEFFY! Jeffy: WHAT! Mario: You got a D [x2] Jeffy! Jeffy: It’s that good? Mario: YES JEFFY! THAT’S AMAZING YOU DID IT YOU DIDN’T GOT ALL F’S I KNEW THIS DAY WILL HAPPEN I KNEW WILL WOULD! (Mario Run) OH MY GOD, HERE YOU GO JEFFY! YOU GOT A D. (Mario Runs Again) OH YEAH! Jeffy: YAY!…. Jeffy got a D! Mario: CONGRATULATIONS JEFFY, I DIDN’T THINK YOU EVER GET ANYTHING – OTHER THEN AN F! Mario: But, You got a D. Mario: Congratulations Jeffy. I LOVE YOU! YOU’RE GETTING SMARTER (x2) An D in breathing! I don’t know how you didn’t get an A? But you got a D. You know what Jeffy I’m gonna reward you. you know i’m gonna start trying to do that. So, I’m gonna let you get anytoy you want? What type of toy you want? Uh… Jeffy: Any toy I want? Mario: Any toy you want. Jeffy: Oh.. I want a bike Mario: A bike? Jeffy: Mhm Mario: All right Jeffy, I’ll get you a bike and you start being good at school… Because the more better you get your grades. the more I get you, okay? So lets go get you a bike. I LOVE MY SON! Mario: All right Jeffy, Here’s your brand new bike! Jeffy: Thanks Daddy, I’m gonna get so many fat hoes with this! (Horny) See Daddy? That’s the Hoe Horn! When I blow that all the hoes come right in! Mario: umm… Okay Jeffy well don’t say that. Just have fun riding your bike. See when you do good thing you get rewarded so keep getting good grades all right Jeffy! Jeffy: But Daddy, I don’t know how to ride my bike? Mario: You don’t know how to ride it? Jeffy: No. Mario: Well, You want me to give you a push? Jeffy: Yeah! Mario: *sigh* Okay! *sigh* Mario: All right Jeffy, I give you a push! Jeffy: Okay, daddy! (Push) (There he goes…) Jeffy: WWWWWWWWWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee………………. Yeah! *Crashes* *Jeffy is crying* Mario: Jeffy, are you okay? Jeffy: YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE DADDY!!!! Mario: Well, I didn’t do that on purpose! Jeffy: YEAH YOU DID! YOU SAID “Go check the mail bitch!” AND YOU PUSH ME INTO THE MAIL BOX! Mario: I didn’t said that Jeffy! Jeffy: Yes, you did daddy! I don’t want to ride my bike NO MORE! Mario: No…. Jeffy everybody needs to learn how to ride a bike. Let’s try again. I promise I won’t push you into the mailbox okay! Jeffy: Umm… Okay.. Mario: Let’s try again! Mario: All right Jeffy, you are ready to try again? Jeffy: Yeah! Mario: All right, hold on tight! (grunts) Jeffy: WWWWWWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… Mario: *sigh* Okay, he’s gonna have fun! Jeffy: This bike is so much fun! Bully Bill: Hey there, princess, nice bike! Jeffy: Oh thanks, You like it? Bully Bill: Yeah! [2x] It’s a real nice bike! Be a real shame if someone took it… Jeffy: It would be a shame. That’s not gonna fu#king happen. Not with my shit filled diaper sitting on it! Bully Bill: Oh, yeah? Jeffy: Yeah! *Punch* Bully Bill: See you later loser! HEHEHEHE! Jeffy: OH, FUCK NO! (Jeffy and Bully Bill Fight) Jeffy: OH, NO YOU DONT! Bully Bill: Ugghhh… Jeffy: YOU DON’T TAKE MY BIKE FROM ME!!!! *punch x5* INSTANT KARMA Jeffy: That’ll teach you a lesson! Jeffy: Man, I can’t believe that kid tried to take my bike. Where the hoes at? Hm . . . Must be sleeping.. Well, I’m going see my daddy is doing! Stay right here, Mr. Bike! Jeffy: Hey, Daddy! Mario: Hey, Jeffy !(WHA) Why aren’t you riding your bike? Jeffy: Cause some kid tried to steal it. Mario: Someone try to steal it? Jeffy: Yeah! – But I beat his ass and he changed his mind. Mario: WHA– Jeffy, You’re not gonna beat a kid! Why didn’t you come get me? Jeffy: Because, You wouldn’t do fuck! Mario: Uh..I mean I guess your right. B–But wheres the bike at now?! Jeffy: It’s outside. Mario: Well go get it Jeffy somebody might try to steal it again. Jeffy: Daddy, no ones gonna try and steal it again. Because if they do, I’m gonna beat ’em up so good! They’ll be drinking drinks through a straw. Mario: Wha — Jeffy don’t you mean eating through a straw? Jeffy: No. How would they do dat daddy? Mario: W–Well they usually say that they beat up someone that they’ll have to like have to like purate their food and they’ll be eating through a straw .. Y– Jeffy: Daddy, that doesn’t make any sense. They’re gonna be drinking drinks from a straw! Mario: O–Okay whatever Jeffy… Oh! Speaking of food daddy, can you make me a happy meal? Mario: No, Jeffy! I can’t make you a Happy Meal! That’s only at McDonalds! Jeffy: Well can you buy me a Happy Meal? Mario: No! You’re gonna eat something from the Kitchen! I already got you a bike for getting a D, so I’m gonna make you something to eat in the kitchen Jeffy: A Happy Meal? Mario: Alright, Jeffy! Here’s a bowl of Lucky Charms! Jeffy: I want KETCHUP! Wha– Ketchup!? Jeffy: Yeah. Mario: Jeffy, you don’t eat Lucky Charms with ketchup! Daddy, I’ll always eat ketchup with my Lucky Charms! You’ve never had Lucky Charms! UH! FINE, JEFFY! I’ll get you ketchup! Now, you better eat all of it if you’re gonna put that on the cereal! Oh, I will, Daddy. Oh, yeah? Well, I wanna see you do it! JEFFY! THERE’S NO WAY YOU’RE GONNA EAT ALL, JEFFY! Oh, I am, Daddy! You know what, Jeffy, When I get back, it better all be gone. Alright Daddy. Jeffy, it better all be gone. YOU’RE PATHETIC!

SML Movie: Jeffy’s Bike!
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100 thoughts on “SML Movie: Jeffy’s Bike!

  • November 14, 2017 at 11:57 pm
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    That report card is just like mine except I get all F’s

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  • August 7, 2019 at 8:51 am
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    Wanna know what was stolen from me my dignity

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  • August 7, 2019 at 3:41 pm
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    2:50 When did jeffy fly 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • August 7, 2019 at 5:19 pm
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    Oh I have one a girl stole my virginity

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  • August 7, 2019 at 9:05 pm
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    I actually had my bike stolen

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  • August 7, 2019 at 9:35 pm
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    Yea some one stole my virginity

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  • August 8, 2019 at 12:14 am
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    I got my
    Dirt bike stolen if you find it or see it anywhere it is a Ktm 85

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  • August 8, 2019 at 12:25 am
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    i havent im not stupid and the robbers arent stupid and the cops next door arent stupid

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  • August 8, 2019 at 12:37 am
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    Jeffy I'm going to eat your butt

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  • August 8, 2019 at 12:42 am
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    Yummmmmmy

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  • August 8, 2019 at 4:10 am
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    This kid stole like 16 of my Pokémon ex cards like 2 years ago and they were really rare and then another kid stole my mega ex card so yeaaaa

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  • August 8, 2019 at 7:43 am
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    Yes a Chicago plane

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  • August 8, 2019 at 7:59 am
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    So did I except I got an F in breathing

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  • August 8, 2019 at 8:39 am
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    Hi

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  • August 8, 2019 at 9:35 am
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    Fuck jeffy

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  • August 8, 2019 at 8:41 pm
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    Something ever been stolen from me is when I was in 3rd grade, my friend trying to stole my toys when I was little

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  • August 8, 2019 at 9:48 pm
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    I need that ho-horn

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  • August 8, 2019 at 9:55 pm
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    I poop in his mall-box everyday😂👍

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  • August 8, 2019 at 11:07 pm
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    Gv

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  • August 8, 2019 at 11:58 pm
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    He. Got. A. D

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  • August 9, 2019 at 1:28 am
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    Not really but some jackass kids stole my aunt bike it was a handicap bike

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  • August 9, 2019 at 3:01 am
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    To me, Bully Bill is like the SML version of Plankton from Spongebob for some reason.

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  • August 9, 2019 at 3:04 am
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    Someone took my phone so i took their life

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  • August 9, 2019 at 3:16 am
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    i got my super mario backpack stolen

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  • August 9, 2019 at 3:29 am
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    You know your child's grades are bad when you reward them for getting a D

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  • August 9, 2019 at 4:28 am
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    U should do Jeff's sleepover

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  • August 9, 2019 at 6:57 am
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    My v card has been stolen smh

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  • August 9, 2019 at 7:49 am
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    I think 🤔 The GOODMAN a is going to be amazing 😉 in this episode

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  • August 9, 2019 at 1:31 pm
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    My Pee Pee was stolen one time

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  • August 9, 2019 at 2:19 pm
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    Jeffy doesn't breathe much?

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  • August 9, 2019 at 4:53 pm
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    I need a hoe horn

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  • August 9, 2019 at 5:15 pm
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    My bed idoit

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  • August 9, 2019 at 6:46 pm
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    Jeffy has a D. Funny because it means you got a dick.

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  • August 9, 2019 at 8:09 pm
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    Like my comment how stupid and spoiled Jeffy its

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  • August 9, 2019 at 10:00 pm
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    Hi

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  • August 9, 2019 at 10:01 pm
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    Do you like fortnite

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  • August 10, 2019 at 2:05 am
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    Hey mirror mirror on the wall who stole this kids fucking bike lol

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  • August 10, 2019 at 4:55 am
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    He can buy Jeffy a bike but can’t pay his bills

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  • August 10, 2019 at 5:28 am
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    NOOOO NEVRR
    NAAAw

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  • August 10, 2019 at 8:16 am
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    My sledge 😂

    SML QUESTION👆

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  • August 10, 2019 at 8:56 am
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    غفيبلبلردزلدزد من جهة تتنلبيششضصثثقغعغ

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  • August 10, 2019 at 12:35 pm
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    All the hoes come running 🥳😖🤪

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  • August 10, 2019 at 1:40 pm
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    I’ve got stolen toothpaste

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:06 pm
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    I dont get it wh at do you mean D? Can someone explain it to me

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  • August 10, 2019 at 9:07 pm
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    My happy life has been stolen

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  • August 10, 2019 at 10:24 pm
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    Mario a D is very bad it's worse than F.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 12:48 am
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    Yes the kids that live at the corner by my house took mine mini trampoline

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  • August 11, 2019 at 12:51 am
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    I got my mini trampoline back

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  • August 11, 2019 at 7:19 am
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    Basketball

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  • August 11, 2019 at 10:44 am
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    This is how many times Jeffy flips bulliebills ass a month
    👇

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  • August 11, 2019 at 11:58 am
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    Yup I have at 5am someone stoked my faferut bike👎😰😓🙀😭😿😱🤬🤬🤬😵🤔😿😭😭😭😭😭

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  • August 11, 2019 at 2:27 pm
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    One of my boot

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  • August 11, 2019 at 3:15 pm
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    Ass holes

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  • August 11, 2019 at 7:19 pm
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    Has Mario always had that cake

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  • August 11, 2019 at 7:28 pm
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    sml question: has anyone stole anything from you?

    me: YEAH MY LIFE

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  • August 11, 2019 at 11:23 pm
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    you've got mail 1:52

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  • August 12, 2019 at 2:09 am
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    1:52 me when I get rejected

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  • August 12, 2019 at 7:22 am
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    The funny thing is two days ago my bike got stolen

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  • August 12, 2019 at 8:13 am
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    Your videos are awesome & cool 😎

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  • August 12, 2019 at 12:52 pm
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    Do SML Movie: jeffy's cat

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  • August 12, 2019 at 4:27 pm
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    Where the heck Mario got that cake from,and how did he already knew Jeffy got a D

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  • August 12, 2019 at 5:24 pm
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    at the end did jeffy say yeet?like if yes

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  • August 12, 2019 at 9:33 pm
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    hola

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  • August 12, 2019 at 11:07 pm
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    I got my iPhone Xr stolen from me

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  • August 12, 2019 at 11:30 pm
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    My ass

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  • August 13, 2019 at 1:12 am
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    For me the same thing happened

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  • August 13, 2019 at 2:01 am
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    Thanks again and

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  • August 13, 2019 at 2:54 am
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    Ya my virginity

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  • August 13, 2019 at 6:00 am
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    I did have something stolen from me my dignity

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  • August 13, 2019 at 6:40 am
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    The hoe horn squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak

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  • August 13, 2019 at 7:16 am
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    Jeffy f u

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  • August 13, 2019 at 12:52 pm
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    A dress i order

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  • August 13, 2019 at 1:27 pm
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    Yes their ones I had a nice scooter it was light pink but that time I was like 8 years old and some one stole it but I was angry but I was happy because I got a new one ! It was dark pink

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  • August 13, 2019 at 4:54 pm
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    Ya some won stole things from me before my iPhone my 1'000 dollar ring and my computer

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  • August 13, 2019 at 6:05 pm
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    Wait why in 8:39 there’s a girl with l stick and she’s the girl from Jeffy get’s a girl friend :^

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  • August 13, 2019 at 6:43 pm
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    1:52 Yeah

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  • August 13, 2019 at 8:13 pm
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    Where the hell did Mario get that cake

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  • August 14, 2019 at 3:44 am
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    Yep my virginity

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  • August 14, 2019 at 9:07 am
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    Yeh im a kid i droped my wallet and it had 100 dollars in it the guy behind gave the wallet and took the money

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  • August 14, 2019 at 11:30 am
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    i am miguel

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  • August 14, 2019 at 11:41 am
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    Jeffy says hols

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  • August 14, 2019 at 11:43 am
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    Hahahahhahahhhahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • August 14, 2019 at 1:23 pm
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    Hhkopiuuqqqqss$$

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  • August 14, 2019 at 1:40 pm
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    My phone got stolen by my own cousin and my bike got stolen by a random lerson

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  • August 14, 2019 at 2:31 pm
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    Three bikes

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  • August 14, 2019 at 2:53 pm
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    lol a Dee

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  • August 14, 2019 at 3:03 pm
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    Yea i got my pencil stolen from school 4 years ago.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 6:32 pm
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    My nunchucks

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  • August 14, 2019 at 9:14 pm
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    Uwquyequo

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  • August 14, 2019 at 10:11 pm
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    Fuck this

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  • August 14, 2019 at 11:11 pm
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    Mirror Mirror on the wall, Who stole this kid's F#*%@$& bike
    me: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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  • August 15, 2019 at 12:54 am
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    “Dats da hoe horn, all da hoes come when I honk it”

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  • August 15, 2019 at 1:17 am
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    do you know wats D means Dum

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  • August 15, 2019 at 1:41 am
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    Hi love you

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  • August 15, 2019 at 2:17 am
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    I think this is the first vid bullet bills dad is here

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  • August 15, 2019 at 5:30 am
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    In 1rst grade some kid that still gets his ass beat stole my kicks

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  • August 15, 2019 at 5:41 am
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    Bike is mine now

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  • August 15, 2019 at 6:35 am
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    im proud of jeffy 😁

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  • August 15, 2019 at 1:51 pm
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    Jeffy is ugly
    With a bike

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