(Jeffy Grunting) Jeffy what are you doing? I’m trying to pull my head off, Daddy. (grunting continues) Wha- Why? Jeffy: I don’t know. (grunting continues) – Wait
– Jeffy, stop it, you’re gonna hurt yourself. No, daddy, my head to come off!. Jeffy, it’s not gonna come off!. Stop it. Yes, it will daddy. *Fartcation* Oh! Well, I done ship myself, daddy! My pants are all full of fuck. Well, Jeffy, you’re going to have to sit in it. S-Stop it, Jeffy! Tag, you’re it. Jeffy, I’m not playing tag– Tag, you’re it. I’m not playing ta- Tag, you’re it. Jeffy, I’m not gonna play tag- Tag, you’re it. I’m not playing. Tag, you’re it. Jeffy,- Tag, you’re it. I said- I’m not- Tag, you’re it. Tag, you’re it. x3 Jeffy, I’m not playing!
Tag, you’re it! (Jeffy Screaming) I’M IT! AHH… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…… *crash* Wha-,Whoa- Jeffy, what was that?! (Jeffy Groans in Pain) Jeffy, what was that noise!? Whoa- Woah- What? JEFFY! YOU BUST A HOLE IN THE WALL, JEFFY!? Daddy, come here. Well what is it Jeffy?! Tag you’re it. Wait-, Jeffy it’s not time to play tag! You bust a hole in the wall and you broke your helmet?! Broke my helmet? Yeah Jeffy, you broke your helmet.-, (gasps) My helmet’s broken, daddy!-, Well, Jeffy you broke your helmet.-, I didn’t break my helmet daddy, the wall did. Wh- Jeffy you run into the wall-eh-well your helmet’s broken so I hope you’re happy now. (cries) DADDY I WANT MY HELMET FIXED RIGHT NOW! a-, jeff-, A-alright fine Jeffy, we’ll try and put it back together. C-come on! *sigh* *sigh it contipation* Jeffy, I don’t know how we are gonna fix your helmet, you broke it into so many peices! Well, how many pieces, daddy? *Insert Dora reference here Slurp* Kids, can you help Jeffy find out how many pieces Jeffy broke his helmet into? Rogue (Off-screen): Boo! This sucks! *Rogue Tomato Red Jeffy and Mario loop Pain* Where’s Mr.Pig? Wel-, he’s dead-! Well, there’s four pieces ‘jeffy’, four pieces of your helmet. Well daddy, you need to fix it. ‘I need my helmet back’! Well Jeffy, aren’t you a little old for your helmet? I think you outgrew it. No daddy, ’cause what’s gonna protect my head when I hit myself with a hammer? Well, just, don’t hit yourself with a hammer Jeffy. AH! AHH! AHHH! AHHHH! Jeffy stop it! I can’t, daddy. (Pains) I’m gonna get you a hat. x2 A hat? Ye-, yeah, like what I’m wearing Jeffy. Look-, look-, look-, lemme get you some hats and you can try ’em on, ok? Ok, daddy. Alright Jeffy, there are two hats to choose from, the one that I wear and this one right here. Well, daddy, I already found a hat. (Oh Damn) Jeffy, you’re not wearing that nhat! It ‘says’, hoes daddy. I know, what it says. I get fat hoes daddy-I’m talking fat tubby toast hoes. Wel- Jeffy you’re not wearing that hat so take it off. Well daddy, I need my helmet fixed-if you don’t get me a new helmet, I’m gonna hit myself in the head with a. hammer. Wait- Jeffy, stop it! I’m- I’m gonna go to the store and try to buy you a new one. (Pains.) *ToysRus/BabiesRus*-[GROCERY STORE] Ok, helmets, helmets! Do they have any helmets? Oh-, wh-, they don’t have any helmets are you kidding me? Uh- excuse me sir, do you work here? Does it look like I work here? Uh, what are you doing here then? I’m just here for the kids. (Pedo Thomas Slurp Pain R.I.P Coca Cola Can) Wh- Uhh- *sigh again* xD I don’t know what I’m gonna do! I don’t know where I’m gonna find a helmet at! Heh Heh! Heh Heh, it’s so crazy!’s Hah Hah! Hah! Hoh! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- Heh Heh! I’m a Tony Gears Hawk! Uh-, Hey there kid! Ah! Stranger Danger! No, no, no, I’m not a stranger, I mean I am but uh- I came over to tell you that I like your helmet. What? Yeah. $Thomas Ahhh, I’m not a prostitute (tof?) mister, you take your weird shop somewhere else. No-, No-, uh- I’m not- I’m not, tryna, no-, no-, I just wanna buy, your helmet from you. Wha? I don’t understand, mommy or daddy! No, No!, don’t call your mom, uh- you like soda? Yeah. I uh- gotta lot of soda at my house, if you can come back to my house. Oooh, ok, haha! Ok, yeah! Ngah -there you go, there’s your soda. My mommy says I’m not supposed to have soda cause the sugar makes me crazy! Well, your momma doesn’t now what she’s talking about, sodas’ good for you. Look-, Look-, try it. Ok, heh. *Slurp* *Hi.* R.I.P Cody Soda Coca Cola Can. Uhh-, did you like it? *Vibratiesntensely*^^>>

SML Movie: Jeffy Breaks His Helmet!
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98 thoughts on “SML Movie: Jeffy Breaks His Helmet!

  • August 6, 2019 at 5:54 am
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    Jeffy’s tantrum

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  • August 6, 2019 at 6:06 am
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    4

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  • August 6, 2019 at 8:25 am
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    Tito diet

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  • August 6, 2019 at 11:14 am
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    Jeffy was like foxy from five nights at Freddy’s

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  • August 6, 2019 at 11:46 am
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    Jeffy you mean

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  • August 6, 2019 at 4:03 pm
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    I like jeffy breaks his helmet

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  • August 6, 2019 at 5:31 pm
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    This is how meny times jeffy pooped his pants

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  • August 6, 2019 at 5:37 pm
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    Jeffy gets bullied

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  • August 6, 2019 at 5:52 pm
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    There,s 4

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  • August 6, 2019 at 7:59 pm
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    Jeffy's hairline has really gone to hell

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  • August 6, 2019 at 9:37 pm
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    YOU TAKE YOUR WEIRD SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE

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  • August 7, 2019 at 5:48 am
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    Press Button if you think Jeffy is so funny

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  • August 7, 2019 at 6:16 am
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    fat hoes haha

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  • August 7, 2019 at 6:18 am
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    dont step on him mario

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  • August 7, 2019 at 6:44 am
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    The cmetition

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  • August 7, 2019 at 6:54 am
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    Mom

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  • August 7, 2019 at 6:54 am
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    Edith Alegria

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  • August 7, 2019 at 9:06 am
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    I laughed so hard at 5:41 to 5:44 that im crying well done

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  • August 7, 2019 at 10:20 am
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    Poop y but

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  • August 7, 2019 at 4:29 pm
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    0:00 at 0.25 speed = someone tryng to take a massize dump XD

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  • August 7, 2019 at 6:12 pm
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    he broke his helmet into 4 picies

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  • August 7, 2019 at 8:22 pm
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    0:54
    When you notice your mom's credit card is not there to buy V-bucks.

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  • August 8, 2019 at 12:23 am
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    4

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  • August 8, 2019 at 1:24 am
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    Why?
    Why?
    Why?
    Hey, Daddy. I smack these hoes
    I stuck my pee-pee in some Cheerios!
    I got a pencil in my nose
    And I beat my diaper every where I go

    I go hop-hop like a bunny
    Poop my pants, and now, it is runny
    I go UH-UH. You think that is funny?
    I stuff my diaper with all money!

    (Mario): JEFFY?!
    Why?
    Why?
    (Mario): Jeffy, do not do that!
    Why?
    Why?
    (Mario): Jeffy, eat your green beans!
    Why?
    Why?
    (Mario): Jeffy, do not poop your pants!
    Why?
    Why?

    Cat piano solo!

    (Mario): Aw, Jeffy. STOP IT!

    WHY?…

    Got a helmet on top of my head
    Spank my pee-pee until it was red
    Eat green beans? I rather be dead
    It is ten o'clock, and I am ready, for bed

    Hey, Daddy. I just er… Showed you how to poop on the track
    So, er… I am ready for bed
    See? I got my carrots on, got my bunny suit on, I am ready for bed

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  • August 8, 2019 at 6:27 am
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    4

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  • August 8, 2019 at 5:56 pm
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    0:00 constipation noises

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  • August 8, 2019 at 6:09 pm
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    Can you give me a shot out

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  • August 8, 2019 at 6:40 pm
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    4

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  • August 8, 2019 at 6:44 pm
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    This who
    Many time Jeffy
    Hit his self with
    A hammer

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  • August 8, 2019 at 9:51 pm
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    This is how much Jeffrey annoys Maria

    πŸ‘‡πŸΎ

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  • August 9, 2019 at 12:51 am
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    SO CWAZY 4:08

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  • August 9, 2019 at 4:03 am
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    He broke it into 4 pieces

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  • August 9, 2019 at 4:48 am
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    4

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  • August 9, 2019 at 7:17 am
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    That unibro tho

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  • August 9, 2019 at 10:21 am
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    5

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  • August 9, 2019 at 5:16 pm
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    Jeffry bad word

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  • August 9, 2019 at 5:22 pm
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    Mr. Good man. son

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  • August 9, 2019 at 6:12 pm
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    Mario

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  • August 9, 2019 at 7:20 pm
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    Press the button if u think Jeff is funnyπŸ‘‡

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  • August 10, 2019 at 5:18 pm
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    4

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:41 pm
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    4 stupid

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:43 pm
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    Mario you make him into sugar rush

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:44 pm
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    4pees

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  • August 10, 2019 at 7:01 pm
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    Sml idea bowser meets charleyyy

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  • August 11, 2019 at 1:00 am
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    I know I better got a better one SuperMarioLogan what about you make Joseph's new house well dude that's a nice new house we got you Joseph

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  • August 11, 2019 at 2:09 am
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    5:26 Mario's face scared me.

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  • August 11, 2019 at 3:19 am
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    4

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  • August 11, 2019 at 4:07 am
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    Pause at 5:26

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  • August 11, 2019 at 7:54 am
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  • August 11, 2019 at 9:18 am
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    So funnyπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

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  • August 11, 2019 at 9:46 am
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    press a to arest mario

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  • August 11, 2019 at 4:50 pm
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    Jeffy brakes his leg

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  • August 11, 2019 at 5:02 pm
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    5:26 dem eyes do

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  • August 11, 2019 at 5:04 pm
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    4:00 to 4:14 watch on times 2 speed

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  • August 11, 2019 at 7:44 pm
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    4

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  • August 12, 2019 at 4:05 am
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    1:20 Well… Jeffy isn't wrong

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  • August 12, 2019 at 5:59 am
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    Lol

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  • August 12, 2019 at 7:30 am
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    4

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  • August 12, 2019 at 8:07 am
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    'Hoes'

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  • August 12, 2019 at 8:09 am
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    Yes. 4. Peeress. Of. His. Hellmit. πŸ₯πŸ¦†πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦‡πŸ¦‰πŸπŸπŸ¦„πŸ΄πŸ—πŸΊπŸ›πŸ¦‹πŸ¦‹πŸŒπŸžπŸžπŸœπŸ¦‚πŸ•ΈπŸ•ΈπŸ•ΈπŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦–πŸ¦–πŸ¦–πŸ¦ŽπŸ¦ŽπŸπŸ’πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦žπŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦‘πŸ™πŸͺπŸ¦πŸ¦›πŸ„πŸ‚πŸ¦πŸ¦›πŸ¦πŸ‚πŸ«πŸ©πŸ‘πŸ„πŸ¦™πŸ¦ŒπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆπŸˆ

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  • August 12, 2019 at 7:57 pm
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    4

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  • August 12, 2019 at 8:53 pm
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    This is how many times jefft goes Uh Uh
    V
    V
    V

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  • August 12, 2019 at 9:25 pm
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    Jeff

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  • August 12, 2019 at 9:59 pm
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    Remember when Jeffy said that he’d be a, β€œgood boy” after his biological mom showed up? Yeah, that went out the window.

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  • August 13, 2019 at 1:13 am
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    This is how many time Mario said β€œJeffy”
    V
    V
    V
    V

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  • August 13, 2019 at 2:44 am
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    My favorite is the jeffy gets bullied

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  • August 13, 2019 at 3:10 am
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    Pinch a cop to die punch a cop to get off scott free

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  • August 13, 2019 at 6:38 am
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    Reminds me of ted

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  • August 13, 2019 at 7:24 am
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    Now i know the reason why everyone dislikes Patrick

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  • August 13, 2019 at 8:19 am
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    Look at the eyes of mario at 5:27

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  • August 13, 2019 at 10:33 am
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    I Thought at 2:40 Mario would be happy

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  • August 13, 2019 at 3:33 pm
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    I need that hat

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  • August 13, 2019 at 5:49 pm
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    jeffy:What's gonna protect myself when i hit myself with a hammer daddy?
    Mario:Well just dont hit yourself with a hammer jeffy.
    *hits self with hammer
    That's the first thing he does ._.

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  • August 14, 2019 at 2:02 am
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    I punched a cop in the face like the video yeah didn’t turn out well

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  • August 14, 2019 at 12:52 pm
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    4

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  • August 14, 2019 at 5:03 pm
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    Mario so selfish

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  • August 14, 2019 at 6:41 pm
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    Patchrick is my favorite puppet mine is 14 inches cause I have patchrick

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  • August 14, 2019 at 6:50 pm
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    FRIKEN FOURπŸ˜‘

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  • August 14, 2019 at 6:56 pm
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    5:27 Mario’s eyes

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  • August 14, 2019 at 10:23 pm
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    Well I done S*** myself daddy my pants are all full of F*** πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜†

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  • August 14, 2019 at 11:26 pm
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    That face tho 5:26

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  • August 15, 2019 at 5:36 am
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    This how many times jeffy pooped

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