most people in this world have one true goal and that is to buy our new douchey t-shirts and hoodies now available on our on our shirt store so don't buy them but that is not actually the one true goal the one true goal is to build the ultimate sled and then drag it behind their car around a parking lot that's it that's that's the role the video role I had to call you guys up here no it is challenge it that's you have to watch it isn't a Jonin method acting yeah I am going to draw falling apart put the damn thing out of its misery not that way that's I'm dignified I mean it's you so everything is undignified today ladies and gentlemen so there's no ladies anywhere within earshot Tyler will superimpose it no I'm not we are going to make car sleds here's a car some windows in it that's the car so how did you get out of fifth grade or cleft these are the sleds and this will be a person on the sled sitting and enjoying and screaming and yelling it over oh he said now okay black marker and the sled is going to be pulled by the car oh this is a great idea wait what car usually that's the key point that car I can't tell what scarlett is we're breaking up into teams for this me and Joey on a team and you and the method actor you have a budget of $100 to make the grandest sled that was my teeth so there's gonna be your fingers we need to call a dentist are you okay are you okay you're not gonna be because my dad owns these sluts over there dad died that means I inherited them I own these sluts think he needs to see somebody you know her pen pen and paper I'll just use this this is what I'm thinking I'm thinking board yes I am wheels chair you know you're like that why do you know what rope you're like that's just for like a wise you might want to bring you supplies back bitches you know you're really big so it's just gonna be like doing a wheelie we might want to bring bitches with us and they will count about what we'll get bitches on this because website declined your card we'll get bitches because we'll have America that's that's the plan we need a board that's not a man chair flag that's and then wheels wheels oh no way that's Julie to use no w e e la yes OLS that's you you know there's tail has some W wheels Oh rope okay oh that's that's elope yeah oh that's what we needed to know so we'll just take this to the store gather our supplies wrote it down like a notepad on your form said we didn't have any no bed I'll just stick it in my pocket and they won't even notice you know big tall even at all huh this is our notes it's confidential don't look back the window idiot hey yourself it was supposed to go on the other side okay you were there when I made it so yeah cut cut measured uncut three times that your motto that as many times as message I'm just gonna take a picture of our notes like that dude on the Xbox didn't have a piece of paper there's a there's a book full of paper my book you can go fuck yourself quit judging me okay I'll be right back I'm going to get the major supplies I'm gonna get the I'll get the Christmas tree Joey don't come back the Christmas tree oh oh I'll get the the microwave – that's part of our plan egg board chair egg you would we are you are you spying good thing I wrote that in code oh lucky that lamp was there it's an upside down lamp through the workshop I got the tools the equipment this is our plan all right Kylie welcome to both part 3 yes we're gonna always sledge rowboat I can save it part one is an original idea we film all these kinda logically I think well you're the the grand architect behind their last two so I'm just gonna go go with what do you think this is bull slang part one yeah the boat videos we should have something with wheels it's gonna be pools something with wheels wheels room I can envision okay alright I like you know your basic sled shape and then you have seen you it right here got it in practice you know I can be really so I say this is going to be the top view so you know us we like to keep it see yes I might invest up a little bit one of these is good okay I see it now let's do this one times to keep it simple see you everybody knows that fences like great great yeah songs are not yeah keep me out yeah consider Bray pinches are great you know what fences can also double eyes what are you doing why come back complaining your boat want to plug it so we're just going to the body doesn't need a top sounds risky I like it and what we have doing the bottom and then you have two more on the side continue as my voice teacher says you need to cut it right so we're gonna cut up up according to lay them across right here dad come in here but there's a warning sign of us it says caution gay people is captain Gaia peep who I was just here at the caution tape are you having escape people let's say gay people on that caution Godzilla people oh we better vacate when you break ground in this project you break ground everything you walk that's a hundred our budget am intent movie looks like pipeline or anything the workshop you can't use that workshop that workshop is being used you can't there's top-secret information in there I have these so we can't forget which way are those config slow slide looks like looks like part one let me just lay down the foundation trophy and we're done then we're gonna cut them in half playing across keep it simple see we have one of these for comfort oh one of them this is only one person books leg right for safety for safety we're gonna be dragging I'll homemade and mittens behind a car for safety yes but the problem is safety is expensive that's why no safety features on our books like Park make sense stapler work you're proud of yourself pretty close I got these bolts is the first bolts I picked out what are you doing why there's two bags like we had to delay filming a whole day because okay mistakenly bought too short of bolts this does not count against my budget we are still well under budget at a hundred and forty three dollars wait the budget was 100 fuck it is it again well might as well we you were there what are you doing here what do you want nothing you know I want you him oh look at this he's a beautiful piece of machinery not my teammate so scenery it's a plank of wood I think the Kenyan bobsled team is a better the team in bobsled team is one of the best bobsled teams of our generation they're black also its Jamaican bobsled team I'm sorry these bolts are slightly too long too long but this is the only in between that the wheels will wobble slightly very slightly you don't help me out I don't need that in you get out of here yeah you're not part of our team all right shoot me no one's around bandaged the door Explorer once that's winter again take your time know what I'm gonna die take your time so you're gonna have to pilot less masterpiece probably thank god you're gonna die just make sure you finish this video without me yeah make sure it gets out to the masses this hasn't get out about Friday that's sturdy enough to sexy for my slave who became my slave too sexy for my stern that's right anthem too gay for women what the fuck is this is this even attached you guys feel sick prank on me last time this one should be the sickest [Applause] are you making it look much like you masturbate too much okay just cuz I fucked the couch at one time we see what a day I was just seeing what it felt like every day for a month and that's a nice cushion think they'll never find it in there perfect now we're gonna skirt all day long next up Comfort pin that's going on like like right right there manly that's how it's done these legs are made of titanium they can't snap then I'd be like Iron Man so am i we have a lot in common so my it's like uncanny resemblance oh yeah are you hard yet America bitch why is it not wagging what the fuck that's disrespectful you fuck it comes with little pussy screws to put it in I use mainly screws isn't this disrespectful to drill the flag tear it flying bear you stab a hole the American it had to be done now we need a way in a porthole you have literally all viewing areas open to you you already use that Joe single-handedly created the best machine up I say throttle pedal right here gasping all right here where's limit lunch put a hand me on the back it's not complete make sure K ain't don't know where now we have a beer give me a bigger beer are you ready yeah see you guys remember boats Lloyd's one just a slut first time we've done it boats those parts I know you guys saw the top view beside view the front view based on fence posts based on principles all right now here's the real deal there's your slug if you compare it directly to our blueprint it looks exactly the same those droids part one where's our seat cushion right there looks like a blueprint it's pretty flat in the blueprint too so I can see a job exactly like the blueprint oh it's comfortable anyways be prepared to be amazed there she is summary creative glory not creative plank of wooden wheels and a beer holder that's my two-year-old beer that I've never drank beer holder made out of duct tape too you ever seen anything more American than that and then we have a nice padded seat we got the padding last minute from the hardware store yeah cruising down the highway comfortable 70 miles an hour easy doesn't look like the blueprint we don't have a blueprint see you faggots later all right look it's 2018 you can use back no but I want to go back way oh we also have a hole so it's Satan you can't stop the wheels have brakes you just reach down the individual in breakage okay you can't stop either where are your brakes I just let go we there's no letting go you'd have to cut the cord all right I say we gather our equipment for the driver you know get all suited up we will meet up again once we're all suited up Hey ladies and gentlemen Wilson ladies there are no ladies here no waiting for charger okay well I have put all of it on the trailer sturdy trailer and we're gonna head out to the film locale about two and a half hours from there oh are you kidding me me not it's not on the blueprint true this is one hour minimal not everything has to be on the blueprints maxilla that's it two and a half hours of my exit before traffic from midnight rush hour at midnight got to beat that made metal midnight rush hour than the exact hour it's actually we're here we're at location ready to unload a doll ready sledding was the budget yeah as you look at our slid and you look at the blueprints no wheels Johnny there seems to be some bits sticking up there screws sticking out from there remember kids safety is expensive don't do it the budget was unlimited as long as it was spent on safety there's that where you got that pretty little outfit you're wearing these are to protect me from the rains thank you very much I didn't need to see that ready to get this show on the road down down now now are you guys ready to go downtown okay you're gonna be driving me you better not drive me into anything crazy cuz I don't want to die today maybe tomorrow just not today why not today it's cold and rainy that I had to die it's always the best time to die for you yeah just take me around the lab is this on the blueprints make sure you go slow at first cuz there's a lot of slack I don't trust him I don't trust him at all I didn't either and I didn't want to figure that out while I'm tied to a sled behind it I am surely going to die today is the end of my life this is this is what my beer that was easy wasn't even scared that was my practice lap need you get your phone out and start a timer for my main lap I can do it I'll do one more lap and then you guys you can get a plastic practice lap before one you can just go in you know how much gas is gonna cost for a safety room destroyed my dad owns this parking lot are you ready – stopwatch not an ice bar three two one go keep going keep pushing me let's call the Kohl in the camera I have accomplished what was it that's the time to be that was pretty fast doing great 115 71 so 115 point 71 all right your turn take a look at the blueprint and you see where the standard sled looks like no wheels weights lids part one it's just sleds so I'm in the choreo whenever you're ready and we'll go what whenever you're ready just gum it no that goes on the sled nothing your neck really every video you find a way to slap a salami C or E it's like a legit not news yeah how did you know how to tie that the only way that's this is way too long this is just as long this is as long as the barking well I just want to make sure I didn't get run over okay we're going bungee jumping yeah with a rope that's how you do it yeah it's around the neck nicely I didn't prepare for a circular floor school Prince remember the blue by remembering the blueprints boating day all right Kylie did you get the stopwatch ready all right real deal remember remember the blueprints count it down all right for Narnia three two one [Applause] I say you guys that's one check out the blueprint fair and square you see this yeah check out the side view built for speed the ground well you got a bit like an actual sled no wheels my ass is wet yeah with victory big nothing gets me wetter than victory well thanks for watching vote for us both I mean we have definitive proof and remember my old by the douchey shirts in stores now dress the blueprints oh my god did we bring a towel

Sledding our $100 homemade sleds behind a car, and it didn't end well

30 thoughts on “Sledding our $100 homemade sleds behind a car, and it didn't end well

  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    5th grade is generous

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    Bitches for counter balance > Checks out

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    im shocked they didnt just use the power wheels

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    11:55 "throttle peddle right here gad peddle right here"

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    3:58 why do you have Pandora on your fridge

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    Is riece actually his stupid in real life?

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    yes hello i am a lady

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    He should of cut the legs off of the chair

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    Did you know that there’s variations of skerting

    There’s skert and skrut

    Skert being smooth and cool
    Skrut being janky and gay

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    why does johnny's eyes always have a look of concern

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    Tyler’s hot 🤤🤤🤤😘😘😘✊🍆💦💦💦😖😣😩😫

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    "slap my ass and call me sayori" actualy laughed

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    20:24 my favorite part lol

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    The most redneck thing I've seen Reece build

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    13:54 I’m a lady, so you’ve got at least one lol.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    I would be very concerned if construction workers’ mentalities were “that’s sturdy enough”

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    Just start saying my dad owns the earth

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    Noose around neck "Well slap my ass and call me Sayori"

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    My dad owns this world. Ha ha you guys are the bomb

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    Check the blueprints

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    These guys are living the life I want to live.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    Where is my “Trust the Blueprints” shirt?

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    Less than 4% of people who watched this liked the video

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    18:16 my favorite quote

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    18:15, slap my a** and call me sayori killed me

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    You should have just bought one of those kid’s motor cars. Ya know, the ones you made amphibious.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:17 pm
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    18:17 "Well slap my ass and call my Sayori" Did… he just go there

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