-Here’s how this
is going to work. You and I will take turns
hitting this button here, which will randomly select
one of these icons on the board. Each icon will reveal something that you must share
from your phone. Neither of us know
what any of these will say. We’re just —
We’re told to bring our phones. -Yep.
-Okay, and you’re cool with this?
-Yeah. -Alright, I don’t know if I’m cool with it.
-I think. -Yeah, I know.
I’m like, “Alright.” -I didn’t even clean out
my phone before. -Me, neither. I have no idea. But I have nothing really
to clean out. -Yeah, I honestly —
I don’t, either. -Yeah, alright.
Alright, here we go. Since you’re my guest,
you’re up first. When you’re ready,
hit that button. -Okay. [ Beeping ] -Oh, okay, that’s — -Text message? -Show us the last text
between you and your spouse. -Oh, my God! [ Cheers and applause ] -Come on. It’s only
the first round. It’s only the first round. -Wait, no one
can see my password. -Oh, yeah, someone’s gonna
figure it out. -I’m unlike my husband where
I show my passwords when I… -[ Laughs ] That was the best.
-…I’m on TV. -That was the best
when he did that. -Okay, okay. Last text message. Last text message.
-You and Kanye. -Okay, okay, okay, okay. You ready? It’s fine.
It’s fine. It’s so sweet. Do I put it here?
-Yeah. [ Bang, bang ] What? No. Your phone is locked. -Aah! Wait, sorry. [ Audience exclaims ] -What was that one? -No, I got a text
and something from Kylie. Hold — Okay.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. I don’t know
what’s going on. Sorry. It popped up, and I tried
to swipe up the text and — Okay. -Alright, let’s see it. Here we go. Put it there
and do not touch. [ Bang, bang ]
Your phone is now locked! “West Lake —
The first ranch in our family. 50 years from now,
this will mean so much to us.” [ Audience “aww”s ] -I told you, it’s sweet. -It is sweet.
What is that? What is — -Okay, so,
he got a ranch in Wyoming. -[ Gasps ]
-And they’re on the lake. It has something
that’s called West Lake. So he took a picture of it,
and that’s, like, a sign. And he’s so excited to maybe be moving to Wyoming. I don’t know. I don’t —
Well, not full-time. [ Laughter ] -Okay. Here we go.
Alright, this is my turn here. -Okay, okay. -Let me hit the button here. [ Beeping ]
My last text from my wife, what would that be? -What?
-Let the other person play any of your voice memos. -Do you do voice memos a lot? -I do it too much,
actually, yeah. -Really? -I’ll wake up
at like 3:00 in the morning and just sing a song in my phone
and think it’s good. -Yeah.
-But they’re mostly bad. But don’t — Here. But just don’t — [ Laughter ] -You know what I do
on my voice memos? I record, as I’m putting my kids
to bed, I press “play,” and I listen to their stories
that they tell me for bed. So one day — I have them all
from my nephew Mason when I would babysit him. And so I hear the cutest things
that they say that I’ll play for them one day. -That’s a genius idea. That’s —
-Yeah. Yeah. -I meant to say that’s what I do
with my voice memos. Alright, well, this is —
Pick a — Pick a voice memo. I don’t know which one it’s
going to be. They’re all — -I think that —
-Okay, okay, okay, okay. Whoa, you have so many. Okay. I’ll just play the first one.
I don’t know. -Alright.
-So I just — -Put it on this guy. Lock it in. -“I don’t like this.”
That’s what it’s called. [ Laughter ] -It’s a song called
“I Don’t Like This.” And it’s —
-Okay, so I press that? -Yeah. You press this, and it — It’s not ready yet,
so you just know. It’s called — ♪ No, I don’t like this ♪ ♪ No, no ♪ ♪ No, I don’t like this ♪ ♪ No, no ♪ ♪ Colonoscopy ♪ Colonoscopy.
[ Laughter ] ♪ See inside of me ♪ Sees inside of me.
So it’s a work in progress song about getting checked
and anyways — Yeah. [ Laughter and applause ] It sounds like it’s — It sounds like it’s a — -Sounds like an old
country folk song. -Yeah, I wish it was louder.
Sorry. Alright, let’s move on. Your turn. You hit that button.
-Oh, okay. [ Beeping ] -Safari. Show us your last Google search. Do you know how to do that? [ Laughter ] -I don’t — [ Laughter ] -You can’t — You can’t — -You could have warned me
so I could, like… -You can’t delete this. -…clear search history. -Kim, it’s almost time.
Show us your phone. -Oh, my God, you guys.
This is so embarrassing. -Come on.
-Oh, my God. Do I have to? -Come on. Just do it.
Just do it. -You’re not going to understand. -No, I could —
I can figure it out. [ Bang, bang ] Your phone is now locked. “Is shapewear
with pee hole better?” [ Laughter ]
[ Foghorn blows ] -Okay, okay, okay. -Wait, “is shapewear
with pee hole better?” -No, I just —
I just launched SKIMS. And I’ve been debating
if I need a pee hole in certain of the things or if —
‘Cause, like, I would — Like, under a dress to,
like, the Emmys or whatever, I would, like, try
to use the pee hole. And then you pee
all over yourself, and it doesn’t — It doesn’t
work half the time anyway. -I think you’re the only person
that Googled that at all. -No, this is
such a legit question. So —
-Of course it’s better, right? What was the answer —
What came up? -I mean, it’s, like, mixed. [ Laughter ] -Okay, here we go. Alright.
It’s my move here. Here we go. Shapewear with a pee hole. What if mine lands on “clock”?
What happens with “clock”? What time is it?
-Ooh. -What’s your voicemail greeting
when people call you? -Ooh. -It’s normal, I think. It’s just me going,
“I’m not here.” -I don’t even have voicemail. [ Laughter ] That’s, like, ancient. Does anyone have a voicemail
these days? It’s just like, “Text me.”
[ Audience exclaiming ] -Are you serious?
-Yes, just text or call back. -But what if it goes to you? Do I hear your voice going,
“Hey, I don’t do this.” -No. It’s like —
[ Imitates failed call tone ] Jimmy, show us your phone. -Oh, yeah, here we go.
So, this is it. Here, this is — This is my greeting that people
hear when you call me. [ Bang, bang ]
-Okay. -[ Beatboxing ] -[ Rapping ]
♪ Leave a message at the beep ♪ ♪ Like an eagle grabs
with the talons ♪ ♪ You’re leaving a a message
for Jimmy Fallon ♪ ♪ He’s got various talents ♪ ♪ But listen, he’s got
lots of [bleep] to do ♪ ♪ So please
respect the balance ♪ ♪ Leave a message
at the sound of the tone ♪ ♪ This is Lin Miranda
freestylin’ on his phone ♪ ♪ He paid a lot of money
for this, please be sweet ♪ ♪ And please leave a message
at the sound of the beep ♪ -[ Imitates beep ]
-Oh! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -I’m very proud of that.
I don’t get to hear that. -That is very good. -I don’t get to hear that. That’s Lin-Manuel Miranda. -Oh, no way. -This is back
when he was doing — -Oh, wow.
-Yeah, he did — He did “Hamilton”
over at The Public. And I won some charity thing
for that. Thank you, Lin. Okay, for our final round, our friend Winnie Harlow
is on the show. And she heard we were
playing this game. She wanted to get in
on the action. She had an idea for something
that we could do. Please welcome Winnie Harlow,
everybody. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Take it easy on me. Take it easy on us, please.
Oh, my God. -Take it easy.
-Take it easy on us, please. Alright, Winnie,
what do you have for us? -Well, this last round
is for both of you. -Okay. A challenge?
-Are you guys ready? -Yeah. -Pick any photo from the other
person’s deleted folder and post it to Instagram. [ Audience groaning ] -Wait, from deleted? -Yep. So you know it’s going be bad, ’cause it’s in
the deleted folder. -I feel like I’m going to have
much worse photos of my face… [ Laughter ] …than you will.
-Just don’t scroll too much. [ Laughter ] Don’t worry.
-Alright. -It’s all good in here. -Okay. [ Laughter ] That’s not bad. -Okay. [ Laughter ] -Wha– What?
You already found one? You look great in all of these. ♪♪ -Can I ask your opinion? -Okay. -Is that funny? Like,
who takes pictures like this? -That one, or that one. [ Laughter ] -What are you looking at? -I like this one.
-“Who takes pictures like this?” -I think that’s the best one. -You look great in all of these.
But where’s — Where is this?
Where is this one? Did you post this one? -Oh, no, that’s —
-Where are you, in, like, a hotel or —
-No. That’s in my closet. And that’s in a fitting
wearing this outfit. So there was a hundred of those, because I was trying on —
-That’s your closet? -Yes.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah, your closet looks good.
-I was trying on — Don’t go zoom in.
-I zoomed in a little bit. [ Laughter ] -Don’t go zooming in.
-Alright. -I have, like, no make-up on. [ Laughter ]
-But you still look gorgeous. -Wait, I literally — You might have a booger
in your nose in this one. [ Laughter ] -I don’t get boogers in my nose.
That’s not true. [ Laughter ] Okay. -Okay.
-I think I got yours. I’m going to do this one of you. -Okay.
-Here we go. [ Bang, bang ]
Phone is locked in. Can we see what you look like? Like — You look like you’re —
[ Cheers and applause ] That’s the worst photo
I could find. Every one was gorgeous. -See, it’s
the same outfit, though. -That was like,
“Hurry, I hate fittings. I think we got it.” -Alright. Well,
I’m going to post this. -Okay. Post it to my stories. -I think you got him, though. -Okay. I got him beat. Okay? He got a good photo. -Let me see it. [ Laughter ]
[ Bang, bang ] -And I already —
-Is that — That’s not — I didn’t know what I was doing. -Guys.
-I was trying to get — There’s not anything in there.
-Is that booger in there? -You’re a liar.
That is not at all. That is actually real bad.
[ Laughter ] It’s actually awful. Alright. So
you’re going to post that one. -Should I say, like,
“I hacked Jimmy’s phone. It’s me”?
-Yeah. Yes. -Yeah, please do that.
-Okay. Wait, you don’t follow me? Oh. -Oh, my, God. That’s not — [ Audience groaning ] No, that is so last year! No one follows anyone anymore. [ Foghorn blows ] It’s, like, up there
with voicemail. Are you kidding me?
No, of course I follow you. -I need an extra follower,
so I’m taking that. -My thanks to
Kim Kardashian-West. Winnie Harlow!

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100 thoughts on “Show Me Your Phone w/ Kim Kardashian West

  • September 28, 2019 at 4:50 pm
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    Hahahaha

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  • September 28, 2019 at 4:50 pm
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    wanna be Adam Sandler 🙄🙄

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  • September 28, 2019 at 5:26 pm
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    You know damn right they both have more than one phone lmao

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  • September 28, 2019 at 6:02 pm
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    I’m only here for Kim Kardashian. I can’t stand Jimmys fake laughs 😅 it makes me cringe.

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  • September 28, 2019 at 6:31 pm
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    Jimmys part is as fake as Kim’s body☠️

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  • September 28, 2019 at 6:38 pm
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    Kim's a precious woman that is always being misunderstood

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  • September 28, 2019 at 6:55 pm
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    Its all fake

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  • September 28, 2019 at 6:59 pm
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    Thousands of deleted pictures and he picks the one of her trying the dress for the show (:

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  • September 28, 2019 at 6:59 pm
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    Looks like she’s wearing a glorified trash bag.

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  • September 28, 2019 at 7:41 pm
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    Sheis ugly

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  • September 28, 2019 at 8:17 pm
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    Incredible to say this but… Kim is so real and Jimmy seems so fake in this 😂

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  • September 28, 2019 at 8:25 pm
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    I know this shit fake just by the title.

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  • September 28, 2019 at 8:41 pm
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    It’s so nice to see positive comments about Kim for once ☮️

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  • September 28, 2019 at 8:43 pm
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    Probably everything was staged, I don’t think a celebrity would easily agree to expose herself/himself like that.

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  • September 28, 2019 at 10:02 pm
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    Jimmy’s part was staged😂

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  • September 28, 2019 at 10:55 pm
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    Why so fakeeee man everything seems staged about jimmy, didn't like this at all.

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  • September 28, 2019 at 11:20 pm
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    They steal this concept from phone swap on Snapchat?

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  • September 28, 2019 at 11:33 pm
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    Fake and gay.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 12:10 am
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    La versión en inglés de Exponiendo Infieles XD 😂😂 … así lo sentí al leer el título 🙈😛 aunque obvio no XD 🙈

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  • September 29, 2019 at 12:32 am
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    She’s turning into her mother more every interview

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  • September 29, 2019 at 1:14 am
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    Plot twist: Jimmy Fallon is Ted Mosby

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  • September 29, 2019 at 1:41 am
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    This is so fake like the yeezys i’ve bought yesterday on eBay

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  • September 29, 2019 at 3:56 am
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    Noticed she didn’t replied.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 4:07 am
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    You know damn well she erased everything b4 lol

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  • September 29, 2019 at 4:21 am
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    Jimmy: is that a hotel?
    Kim: No, that's my closet

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  • September 29, 2019 at 4:28 am
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    Stupid…..Ewwwwwww….Christina….

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  • September 29, 2019 at 4:35 am
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    I love jim but like why is everyone hating thoe

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  • September 29, 2019 at 5:10 am
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    God, Jimmy's stuff was so fa- oh nevermind, I think someone already commented that.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 5:17 am
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    Crazy to think that this broad is famous from a really shitty sex tape………..

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  • September 29, 2019 at 5:32 am
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    I felt anxiety watching this

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  • September 29, 2019 at 6:06 am
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    This is so fake…

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  • September 29, 2019 at 6:41 am
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    Totally not staged 🙂

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  • September 29, 2019 at 7:09 am
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    She's so pretty still just her ass looks so funny now a days. She needs to shrink it back down to where it used to be when she was famous for her butt. Too many woman ruin there booty's by going passed to far.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 7:27 am
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    This gotta be fake

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  • September 29, 2019 at 8:13 am
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    fuck you jimmy fallon you fucking faker

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  • September 29, 2019 at 9:02 am
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    Yeah man, totally not fake. Good stuff.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 9:43 am
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    Kim:says *something
    People:hahahahahahahahah

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  • September 29, 2019 at 10:20 am
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    Kim is so sweet!!!

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  • September 29, 2019 at 10:23 am
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    6:14 It's a replay button

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  • September 29, 2019 at 10:32 am
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    Shit Iv a better phone then Kim 😂😂

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  • September 29, 2019 at 10:38 am
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    i just love her

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  • September 29, 2019 at 10:49 am
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    I love how genuine Kim is. But Jimmy was totally faking 😂

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  • September 29, 2019 at 10:53 am
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    But like, who doesn’t delete their recently deleted.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 11:20 am
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    I know some ppl hate Kim Kardashian but I really think she's super sweet. I'm jealous of her obviously and of course she's going to be different because she grew up with money but EVERYONE is different. I think for her growing up rich and ALWAYS being watched she's pretty nice. I honestly don't know if I grew up like that if I'd even be that nice. People are just jealous and won't admit it. Who doesn't want to be beautiful and rich?

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  • September 29, 2019 at 12:08 pm
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    not fake at all…

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  • September 29, 2019 at 12:18 pm
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    American comedy is fucking shit.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 12:22 pm
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    Kim's were obviously real af and Jimmy's… he's well prepared for this.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 12:23 pm
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    Fake, rehearsed & phones preprogrammed

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  • September 29, 2019 at 1:09 pm
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    Her phone password is 9900, so obvious closest numbers to the thumb

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  • September 29, 2019 at 1:09 pm
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    Oh My God she's gorgeous

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  • September 29, 2019 at 1:11 pm
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    well played by the show..they made kim show the more personal & good stuff compared to jimmy

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  • September 29, 2019 at 1:17 pm
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    Doesn't say whether it's staged or not. Still entertaining.dont be Jelly. Thanks for being awesome Jimmy. Check out his 1st audition so legit.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 1:48 pm
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    Still dresses like a hooker

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  • September 29, 2019 at 1:50 pm
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    Jimmy is made in china FAKE

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  • September 29, 2019 at 2:43 pm
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    I'm not sure I understand why she's on his show when she and kanye seem to support the Dumpster and Jimmy so obviously doesn't

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  • September 29, 2019 at 2:52 pm
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    K

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  • September 29, 2019 at 3:45 pm
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    Lol…so set up. Just as fake as her body

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  • September 29, 2019 at 4:35 pm
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    Totally fake

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  • September 29, 2019 at 4:37 pm
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    9:36 “I was in a closet” I was literally thinking of a tiny wardrobe, not a walk in closet

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  • September 29, 2019 at 4:44 pm
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    I think he looked beyond Kim's phone here… :p https://youtu.be/3GNjbAACqIY?t=192

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  • September 29, 2019 at 4:47 pm
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    Kim does seem like any normal individual lol. This may sound weird but seeing her using an older iPhone instead of wanting the newest shit seems pretty cool lol.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 5:15 pm
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    This seems staged

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  • September 29, 2019 at 5:52 pm
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    why is everyone criticising Jimmy on his fake acting, if you think you can do a better job than him so why don't you take over the show and see what it takes to make a show worth watching
    Stop spreading hatred everywhere, be kind and show empathy

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  • September 29, 2019 at 5:55 pm
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    9:31 weird how it's the same dress she has onn…

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  • September 29, 2019 at 6:28 pm
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    Everyone is mad that Jimmy's parts were scripted but I thought that was the point? 😂 Ellen has similar humor. They do it to make their guests laugh, not to trick the audience. 😊

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  • September 29, 2019 at 6:48 pm
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    Kim was so shook at how fake Jimmy was

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  • September 29, 2019 at 6:54 pm
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    When it said show us ur last Google search I looked at kylie's face and I said porn

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  • September 29, 2019 at 7:20 pm
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    Winni has a beautiful voice

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  • September 29, 2019 at 7:46 pm
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    Yeah go slim 😁😁😁😁😁!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • September 29, 2019 at 7:52 pm
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    we know damn well Kim has worse pictures on her phone.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 8:04 pm
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    Kill the kardashians

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  • September 29, 2019 at 8:23 pm
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    jimmy was quiet fake ,but kim is just being normal whilst he’s acting really bad

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  • September 29, 2019 at 8:34 pm
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    Jimmy not a good interviewer to me

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  • September 29, 2019 at 9:14 pm
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    Kim’s turn : “Safari”
    The deal: show us your last “Google” search.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 9:18 pm
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    Jimmy’s faker than my mom’s love for me

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  • September 29, 2019 at 9:47 pm
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    of course she has the iphone 11

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  • September 29, 2019 at 10:01 pm
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    really funny Jimmy!

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  • September 29, 2019 at 11:10 pm
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    Did anyone see the change from Venmo to Twitter?!?!

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  • September 29, 2019 at 11:42 pm
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    Kim is so humble now..wow..her kids definitely changed her..during the first seasons she was a b*tch..now she's so different & kylie

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  • September 29, 2019 at 11:55 pm
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    Unfunniest Talk Show host ever!

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  • September 30, 2019 at 12:47 am
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    She’s such a dog. A retarded one. Kardassholes.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 12:48 am
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    kim: let me do my password

    girl u know u stalling

    touch id by apple ad

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  • September 30, 2019 at 1:03 am
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    The fact that people think any of that is real is the reason we have the president we do.

    Wake up Murica

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  • September 30, 2019 at 1:14 am
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    So she’s really rich but she still has an iPhone 8+??? Why not the iPhone XS Max or the 11 Pro??? Smh

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  • September 30, 2019 at 1:52 am
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    Why does Kim k have an iPhone that is lower than an x ? Isn’t she RICH rich

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  • September 30, 2019 at 2:17 am
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    Kim is some women 👌

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  • September 30, 2019 at 3:37 am
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    Kim’s password is 6641 or something

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  • September 30, 2019 at 3:38 am
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    Wanna see more of this

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  • September 30, 2019 at 4:03 am
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    i do what kim does haha i voice memo with some of the kids i babysit when it's not video worthy conditions but they're saying something cute

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  • September 30, 2019 at 4:08 am
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    So can we talk about why Kim is still using the iPhone 8 Plus?

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  • September 30, 2019 at 4:13 am
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    dani cohn = kim k

    i didn’t lie

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  • September 30, 2019 at 5:32 am
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    US:
    Kim: Don’t worry! 🖐🏾

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  • September 30, 2019 at 5:47 am
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    I clicked as soon as I saw kim😂😍!!

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  • September 30, 2019 at 6:22 am
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    Boriiiiing

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  • September 30, 2019 at 6:40 am
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    Her body goals 😂

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  • September 30, 2019 at 6:43 am
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    Thay noise is so fucking dramatic Nd annoying

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  • September 30, 2019 at 6:49 am
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    Jimmy fake

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  • September 30, 2019 at 6:56 am
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    gay

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  • September 30, 2019 at 8:08 am
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    Don't pretend you forgot about Lin rapping on your voicemail, Jimmy!

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  • September 30, 2019 at 8:16 am
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    Who thinks Ellen is far better than Jimmy ?

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