LIBRARIAN: Now, let me see. Under the present Dewey decimal system, this book belongs– COOKIE MONSTER: Wow, look
at all these books. Me never seen so many
books before. LIBRARIAN: Shh. COOKIE MONSTER: Hmm? Oh, yeah. Yeah, right. Right, right. LIBRARIAN: All right. Let’s see. [CRASH] COOKIE MONSTER: Oh! LIBRARIAN: Quiet please. COOKIE MONSTER: I did
not see wastebasket. LIBRARIAN: All right. COOKIE MONSTER: Excuse
me, sir? Sir? Could you tell me what
you’re doing with all of these books here? LIBRARIAN: Oh, well, why
this is a library. Yes, people come here
to borrow books they’d like to read. COOKIE MONSTER: Oh,
that terrific. This library. LIBRARIAN: Yes. COOKIE MONSTER: Oh. Well, that great because
me try hard to read. LIBRARIAN: Oh, that’s
very good. Now, what can I get you? COOKIE MONSTER: Well,
me want a book about Little Red Riding Hood. LIBRARIAN: All right. COOKIE MONSTER: And one box
of cookies, please. LIBRARIAN: Maybe you
don’t understand. You see, this is a library. COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah? LIBRARIAN: Yes, we have books
here– only books. We have no cookies. COOKIE MONSTER: Oh. Oh. Oh, me see. LIBRARIAN: You understand? Right. COOKIE MONSTER: Then,
let’s see. Me take book of nursery
rhymes. LIBRARIAN: All great. COOKIE MONSTER: And a box
of cookies, please. LIBRARIAN: We don’t
have cookies. We only have books. Just books– no cookies. All right? COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Right. Right, got it now. OK, then let’s see. Me take a picture book. LIBRARIAN: A picture book, OK. COOKIE MONSTER: Yeah, and
a box of cookies. LIBRARIAN: [SIGH] How many times do I
have to tell you we don’t have cookies. Only books. COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, OK. LIBRARIAN: Just books. COOKIE MONSTER: OK. LIBRARIAN: No cookies. COOKIE MONSTER: OK. No get upset. No get upset, OK? Don’t get excited. Me not fussy. LIBRARIAN: All right. COOKIE MONSTER: Just give
me box of cookies. LIBRARIAN: Aah! We don’t have cookies! No cookies! Just books! That’s all! No cookies, understand? Just books! Books! [PANTS] COOKIE MONSTER: You know what? Me get feeling you
only have books. LIBRARIAN: That’s right! Just books! [PANTS] COOKIE MONSTER: Me got it. Me got it now. OK, OK. LIBRARIAN: All right. COOKIE MONSTER: Good. LIBRARIAN: At last. COOKIE MONSTER: Good. LIBRARIAN: Now, what
do you want? COOKIE MONSTER: Me want
book about cookies. LIBRARIAN: Fine. That we have, a book
about cookies. Good. COOKIE MONSTER: And a glass
of milk, please. LIBRARIAN: [MOAN] [CRASH] COOKIE MONSTER: A book about
cookies and a glass of juice? You got some carrots? How about rutabagas? You got any cantaloupe?

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100 thoughts on “Sesame Street: Cookie Monster In The Library

  • August 17, 2018 at 2:33 pm
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    1:31

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  • August 19, 2018 at 10:58 am
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    0:54 1:16 1:35 2:26

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  • September 1, 2018 at 12:45 pm
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    I wach it at school

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  • September 1, 2018 at 3:00 pm
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    WE DON'T HAVE COOKIES NO COOKIES JUST BOOKS THAT'S ALL NO COOKIES UNDERSTAND JUST BOOK BOOK !!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • September 3, 2018 at 5:55 pm
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    I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED

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  • September 8, 2018 at 3:19 pm
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    Librarian punished Cookied Monster

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  • September 8, 2018 at 3:25 pm
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    JUST BOOKS TO Read!!!! No More COOKIES!!!!

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  • September 24, 2018 at 12:56 pm
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    At the library, Cookie Monster does not quiet, because she's braking the rules.

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  • September 26, 2018 at 4:03 pm
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    I lost it when he tripped on the Wastebasket

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  • October 4, 2018 at 11:50 pm
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    Lol

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  • October 7, 2018 at 3:27 am
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    Rule #1. Libraries are quiet places. Therefore, NO SHOUTING. The librarian, of all people, should know that.
    Rule #2. The library is NOT a diner or a restaurant. Therefore, there are NO COOKIES.
    Rule #3. Obey ALL the rules of the library. Thank you. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • October 14, 2018 at 2:49 am
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    me: ME WANT COOOKIES!

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  • October 19, 2018 at 3:42 am
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    Itโ€™s so funny ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • October 21, 2018 at 10:14 pm
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    1:52 TRIGGERED

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  • October 24, 2018 at 12:56 am
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    The librarian at the end looks like he had a massive fatal heart attack when he fainted!

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  • November 3, 2018 at 1:23 am
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    Cookie Monster you are so dumb

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  • November 18, 2018 at 3:32 am
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    One of my favorites OF ALL TIME! Cookie was so determined to get a box of a cookies! LMAO! Just give me a box of cookies!

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  • November 20, 2018 at 3:13 am
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    Who's the snob at the desk

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  • November 26, 2018 at 2:01 am
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    why he broke the rules

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  • November 29, 2018 at 4:40 pm
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    So the Cookie Monster walked up to the library desk
    and he said to the man running the desk…
    "Hey, have any cookies?"

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  • December 2, 2018 at 8:35 am
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    "Oh that Terrific!!! this Library OOhh that real good cus me try hard to read!!"good enthusiasm Cookie Monster! hehe This is from 1976 2 years before I was born i saw this in rereuns in early 1980's well look on the bright side at least Cookie Monster didn't ask for a Box of Cookies at the end.. he ask for a Glass of Milk but that didn't sit too well the Librarian LOL!

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  • December 3, 2018 at 5:53 am
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    โ€œHow many times do I have to tell you we donโ€™t have cookies?! Only books! Just books; no cookies! We donโ€™t have cookies! No cookies! Just books! Thatโ€™s all! No cookies! Understand?! Just books, books! Thatโ€™s right! Just books! Fine; that we have; a book about cookies. Good.โ€

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  • December 9, 2018 at 10:04 pm
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    It's SUPER-HILARIOUS if you play this video at double the speed!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • December 13, 2018 at 12:36 am
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    What kind of Librarian talks like that, yelling at Cookie Monster that they don't have cookies in a library, in reality! You would get fired for yelling in the library. Librarians in real life just say, just go to the store and buy some cookies, but don't bring them in.

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  • December 30, 2018 at 12:04 am
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    This mah favourite episode

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  • January 13, 2019 at 5:18 pm
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    So funny!!!!

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  • January 17, 2019 at 11:28 pm
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    I whisper to people while others are sleeping

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  • January 18, 2019 at 6:35 pm
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    Book: History of Cookies
    Cookie Monster: ๐Ÿ‘€

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  • January 22, 2019 at 1:50 am
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    DUDE ๐Ÿช MONSTER they don't have ๐Ÿช ONLY ๐Ÿ“š

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  • January 26, 2019 at 10:31 pm
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    and
    a
    box
    of
    cookies

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  • January 28, 2019 at 4:49 am
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    We don't bring cookies in the library.

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  • January 30, 2019 at 7:00 pm
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    Dsaahfggkddglhlhsfaghddlelhhkwlkkslhhshahfhsgskhffhsdsdfj
    Head Hullabaloos qad sl. Aasssadfak๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญfa hadnter

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  • February 1, 2019 at 7:39 pm
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    At 2:10 his head is in Cookie monsters mouth hahahaha.

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  • February 2, 2019 at 9:41 pm
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    You know he could have installed a vending machine.

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  • February 4, 2019 at 4:50 am
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    Me want book about cookies, and a mug of Milo please. Got any Tim Tam's maybe Wagon wheels?

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  • February 6, 2019 at 4:34 pm
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    NO COOKIES, JUST BOOKS!

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  • February 11, 2019 at 6:50 am
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    This is funny everytime you watch it! I love the cookie monster!

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  • February 11, 2019 at 2:50 pm
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    Nice to see Magnus Pike as the librarian!!!!!!!!!

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  • February 16, 2019 at 12:34 am
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    1:53 this part cracks me up

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  • February 16, 2019 at 1:07 pm
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    When he fell gdjfhfhr

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  • February 23, 2019 at 5:22 pm
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    NO COOKIES! JUST BOOKS!

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  • March 4, 2019 at 11:05 pm
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    Cookie Monster, bringing Smiles to the faces of Children (and Adults) since 1969. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • March 16, 2019 at 6:23 am
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    I love how Cookie Monster is hiding when the librarian yells at him.

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  • March 22, 2019 at 1:30 am
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    The librarian 's voice reminds me of Terry-Thomas but with an American accent

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  • March 22, 2019 at 5:19 pm
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    Rrrr I said no cookies! Lol Dane Cook.

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  • March 25, 2019 at 12:21 pm
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    1:35 – 2:15

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  • March 27, 2019 at 11:03 pm
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    "This is a liiiiiiiiiii-brary!!!" Timeless jokes! What a wonderful childhood I had with this show!

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  • March 28, 2019 at 7:52 pm
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    If you pause it at 2:11, it looks like Cookie Monster is eating the librarians face hahahahahahahaha

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  • March 31, 2019 at 3:20 am
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    Only for books not for cookies

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  • April 3, 2019 at 11:12 am
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    cm is so dark

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  • April 9, 2019 at 8:52 pm
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    The Muppet Performers
    Frank Oz – Cookie Monster
    Richard Hunt – The Librarian
    Jerry Nelson – The Librarian's Right Arm
    Caroly Wilcox – Cookie Monster's Right Arm

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  • April 20, 2019 at 9:02 pm
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    Frank Oz – THE BEST!!!

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  • April 21, 2019 at 2:13 pm
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    Cookie Monster: You got some carrots? How 'bout rutabagas? You got any cantaloupe? Never heard Cookie Monster say that before. Must be some additional lines not for broadcast.

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  • April 24, 2019 at 5:08 pm
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    Frank Oznowicz and Richard Hunt

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  • April 26, 2019 at 12:31 pm
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    This is almost like a Grover/Mr. Johnson bit.

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  • April 27, 2019 at 7:16 pm
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    Cookie monster and grimlock learnt to speak at the same school

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  • May 5, 2019 at 6:32 am
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    I have a horrific notion that millennials won't understand the simple social construct of quiet in libraries…. Oh wait, millennials have no idea what a library is.

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  • May 10, 2019 at 1:16 am
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    It'd be funny if Cookie Monster began eating cookies in the library and got yelled at for it.

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  • May 12, 2019 at 1:53 pm
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    It's like the duck song

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  • May 15, 2019 at 1:01 am
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    Me and my brother still laugh at this.

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  • May 18, 2019 at 2:48 pm
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    Cookie ะŸั€ะธะนะดะธ ะดะพ ะผะตะฝะต

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  • May 23, 2019 at 11:19 pm
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    Rotflmfao

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  • May 30, 2019 at 5:34 am
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    I bet if that librarian was a real person instead of a puppet I bet his blood pressure would have been through the roof after dealing with Cookie Monster. LOL!!

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  • June 1, 2019 at 2:53 am
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    Did the librarian hit the same waste basket when he fainted?

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  • June 8, 2019 at 12:00 pm
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    0:54
    1:16
    1:34
    1:51
    2:37
    2:45

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  • June 9, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    Working retail in a nutshell

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  • June 18, 2019 at 5:05 pm
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    At .25 speed the librarian sounds like Crash from Crash And Bernstein

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  • June 23, 2019 at 7:54 am
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    Frank Oz did the best Cookie monster

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  • June 26, 2019 at 1:58 am
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    1:52 WE DON'T HAVE COOKIES! NO COOKIES! JUST BOOKS! THAT'S ALL! NO COOKIES, UNDERSTAND?! JUST BOOKS! BOOKS!

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  • June 27, 2019 at 4:43 pm
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    reading a book while having some chocolate cookies, a glass of milk and some juice would be nice.

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  • June 27, 2019 at 4:44 pm
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    reading a book while having some chocolate cookies, a glass of milk and some juice would be nice.

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  • July 9, 2019 at 3:43 am
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    A Book About Cookies And A Sweet Roll?

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  • July 10, 2019 at 11:55 pm
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    I'm 59, and sometimes when i ask someone to get me some food or just stuff, I say: …..and a box of cookies. And most people get the reference.

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  • July 14, 2019 at 7:41 am
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    It used to scare me when the librarian passed out at the end.

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  • July 14, 2019 at 4:03 pm
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    0:58 is my favorite part

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  • July 17, 2019 at 3:24 am
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    Cookie monster my dude

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  • July 19, 2019 at 12:00 am
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    XD Never realized how much of a troll Cookie Monster was back in the day.
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • July 19, 2019 at 5:16 pm
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    2:40
    If there are books about cookies in the library, there are *cookbooks*.

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  • July 22, 2019 at 5:59 pm
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    What kind of library has only books? All the libraries I ever been to had newspapers, magazines, DVDs, and CDs as well as books.

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  • July 23, 2019 at 2:22 am
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    NOBODY is quiet in the library these days. These days it's a place where black harasses white, People are immature, People talk VERY LOUDLY on their phones and the librarians refuse to ban phones. At least mine has security – One man.

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  • July 24, 2019 at 12:48 am
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    "Me get feeling… you only have books he-"
    "THAT'S RIGHT!!!"

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  • July 29, 2019 at 3:38 am
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    Ll,

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  • July 31, 2019 at 2:20 am
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    Happy 50th Anniversary Sesame Street and Cookie Monster!!!!!

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  • August 3, 2019 at 4:20 pm
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    0:54 and one box of cookies please.

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  • August 9, 2019 at 10:37 pm
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    That stressed Librarian is going to drop from a heart attack!

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  • August 15, 2019 at 9:25 am
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    Remember the Electric Company diner sketch about being out of SWEET ROLLS??? This is the Sesame Street version of it.

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  • August 16, 2019 at 7:31 pm
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    Who was that on the intercom, and what did he say?

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  • August 24, 2019 at 2:46 am
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    i hate this

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  • August 31, 2019 at 5:45 pm
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    I think the librarian needs a box of cookies for his temper

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  • September 1, 2019 at 9:59 pm
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    People are not allowed to be in the short

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  • September 3, 2019 at 2:28 pm
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    I remember that one since episode 2406.

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  • September 6, 2019 at 2:55 pm
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    1:05 Only books indeed. A library can also be a place for borrowing CDs, and a place for using computers, not to mention work in general on desks.

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  • September 8, 2019 at 2:04 am
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    lol

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  • September 12, 2019 at 10:17 pm
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    1:53 WE DON'T HAVE COOKIES!!! NO COOKIES!!!! JUST BOOKS! THAT'S ALL!!!! NO COOKIES!!!! UNDERSTAND?!?! JUST BOOKS!!! BOOKS!!!!

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  • September 17, 2019 at 1:46 am
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    LOL

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  • September 20, 2019 at 1:21 am
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    Very odd that Frank Oz and Richard Hunt are working together in this skit.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 2:48 pm
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    0:15 HAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!

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  • September 27, 2019 at 9:55 pm
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    Rutabagas๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • October 1, 2019 at 5:32 pm
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    Cookie Monster isnโ€™t stupid,! he invented the whole โ€œBarnes & Noble/Bordersโ€œ conceptโ€ฆ If Cookie Monster was here to see all the Barnes & Nobleโ€˜s/Borders going out of business he would shed a tear. Cookie Monster is rolling in his grave right now, they should bury
    Barnes & Nobles/borders in the same graveyard as Cookie Monsterโ€ฆ Itโ€™d only be the โ€œnobleโ€œ thing to do!
    โ€” RIP Cookie Monster

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  • October 2, 2019 at 3:53 pm
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    The librarian obviously hates his job.

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