RWBY Chibi! Sun: It’s true what they say… You never forget how to roller-skate. Jaune: Who says that? Sun: You know, dudes. Jaune: What dudes? Sun: Dudes who don’t fall down. Ren: Do you mind? Jaune: Please don’t make me let go, I’m tired of always being the first one to fall down. Ren: Fine… But no hands below the waist. Neptune: Hey! This isn’t so bad. I think I can do this. Sun: On your left, dude! Neptune: Whoa! Ren: Really? Neptune: Wow, I feel so safe holding on to you. You’re like a rock. Jaune: Right? I know. Ren: Okay, that’s enough of that. Sun: Guys, please you’re embarrassing yourselves. Jaune: How do you make it look so easy? Sun: Uh, duh! My tail helps me balance. It’s pretty much the best thing about me, other than my abs, and charm. and natural beau–ty! Ren: You were saying? Sun: Just that I am the best! Best boy in the, uh, whole wide world! I’m great… I’m gonna go, uh, cry… tears of happiness! Ozpin: Hmmm? Ozpin: I just don’t understand… What could have given us a computer virus like this? Penny: Achoo! Neptune: Alright you, this is your last chance. Confess! Or I’ll beat the stuffing out of you! What?! You play with dolls! I don’t! Sun: Dude, focus! I just found out someone else has been solving mysteries in town! Neptune: But that’s our thing! We’re the Junior Detectives! Who’s trying to muscle in on our turf? Sun: They call themselves The Mystery Bunch. Neptune: Is this some kind of weird cosplay? Ren: Hmm, has anybody seen a mystery around here? Pyrrha: I’m sure we’ll stumble upon one completely by accident. Nora: I’m the smart one! Jaune: I could really go for a ridiculously large sandwich. Jaune: Also, g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-Grim! Boinks! Neptune: So, wait… What does this accomplish? Sun: I’m not sure, but it’s like 90% of what they do. Ren: Now let’s get to the bottom of this mystery. Everyone: Old-Man Shopkeep? Shopkeep: And I would have gotten away with it too! If it weren’t for you meddling kids! Pyrrha: Another case solved with a minimum amount of effort! Nora: I have glasses! Neptune: What just happened here? Sun: I don’t know, dude! Just keep eating dog food ’til we get on their level!