RWBY Chibi! Penny: Hello, everyone. Has anyone seen Ruby? I was supposed to meet her here exactly 36 seconds ago. Sun: Nope! Haven’t seen her. Cannonball! Jaune: Yeah! Penny: Why is Sun punishing that wooden plank? Jaune: What? Oh no, we’re playing cannonball. Penny: How do you play that? Jaune: You just jump as high as you can off the diving board and yell “cannonball!” Who ever makes the biggest splash wins. Sun: Wanna give it a try? Penny: Um, I don’t really like water. Jaune: Come on, it’ll be fun. Penny: Fun? Increasing body mass. Plotting attack vector. Jaune: Plotting what? Oh man, maybe this wasn’t the best idea. Ruby: Hey, have you seen Penny? I was supposed to meet her here. She’s a real stickler for being on time. Jaune: Penny? Penny who? Who’s that? I don’t know that. Ruby: Red head, very curious, overly trusting- You know, Penny. Jaune: Uh, okay… Promise you won’t get mad. Ruby: No…. Sun: Hey, what’s that? Jaune: Uh-oh… Ruby: Jaune, what did you do? Penny: Well darn, my targeting computer seems to be misaligned. Jaune: Um… Penny: Oh… Cannonball! Qrow: Hey, there, kiddo. You want to see that new monster movie? I could use a hand sneaking candy into the theater. Ah! I’ll go get my cargo pants! Taiyang: Hey, Yang! How ’bout a little sparring? I was going to ask you the same thing. You just beat me to the PUNCH! Taiyang: Wha- huh? That’s my girl! Sun: Hey! Ready to try that whole “reading” thing you keep talking about. Blake: Library card. You’ll be needing it. Weiss: Hmm… Winter: Weiss! Weiss: Winter! Winter: A pleasure to see you, sister. Weiss: Oh, Winter, I- Winter: What have I told you about sighing in public? Weiss: I- Winter: And make eye contact when someone is speaking to you! Weiss: Sorry! Winter: And stop apologizing- Weiss: Of course! Winter: Now, let’s review how your classes have been going. I’ll also need you to show me your living quarters to make sure they’re up to my standards. I refuse to allow my little sister to stay in any abode that’s not up to code. And don’t mistake my rhyming for a cheery demeanor. Weiss: Oh, how I’ve missed her! Cinder: Our victory is finally at hand, my evil minions! This time, my nefarious plan will succeed! First, we will blah blah blah blah… Beowolf 1: What’s she goin’ on about this time? Beowolf 2: Uh, the usual. Nefarious plan, blah blah blah, destroying my enemies, yadda yadda… Beowulf 1: Every day it’s the same thing with that woman! I’m just like, “Lady! I need a day off!” Beowolf 2: Uh, did ya hear about Larry? He got dusted by that blonde with the awful puns. Beowolf 1: Aww, not Larry! Beowolf 2: Here’s to Larry. Beowolf 2: Rest in peace, homie. Beowolf 1: Ah, no. Here comes Floyd. Floyd: What is up, awesome possums? Beowolf 1: We’re not possums. Floyd: Why aren’t ya at the big meetin’? The nefarious plan is insane, son! Beowolf 1: Yeah, sure it’s a real winner. Beowolf 2: We were just saying our farewells to Larry, so if you don’t mind… Floyd: Yeah, I heard about that. Well, hey, let me pour one out for him! Oops! Flimsy hands! Beowolf 1: Nice. Floyd: You should’ve check me out when I possessed a bunch of boulders! Way bigger than you dingoes! All about them gains! Beowolf 1: Okay, no. We’re not dingoes either. Floyd: Are you sure? Because you look like a couple of dingoes to me! Beowolf 1: You little- Floyd: See you at the meeting! Don’t want to brag, but I’m actually a pretty big part of the nefarious plan! Beowolf 1: Ah! I hate that floating idiot! Beowolf 2: Mike! He’s not worth it, man! Mike: Yeah, okay. Beowolf 2: Hey, whaddya say we go and devour the flesh from some innocent humans? Mike: You always know what to say to me, Marty.