I was in New York City with some people I went to college with- it was like a college trip. That like, a bunch of people from my school happened to go on. And it was me and these other two girls. I was friends with one of the girls, but not the other. And already during the trip I could tell they were being like, catty towards me and like hanging out. And then, So we were gonna go walk the Brooklyn Bridge And before we went there, we had gotten pretzels at a street vendor. Ate the pretzel. It was great. And then we were walking around a little bit. We got on the ferry or something to go across the water. And I remember thinking, “Uhh, I don’t feel good.” “Something’s wrong,” like I felt like the blood drain from my face. I felt pale, and I was sweating And I was like, “Guys, I don’t feel good.” And they were just like “Whatever.” Like, they thought I was just complaining, because I was being like- a moan the whole time. And then, we decide to go get dinner And the only thing that we could find close by was a TGI Fridays Don’t ask me why! So we went into the TGI Fridays and sat down, And then, We were waiting to order, And my stomach was just doing things… And I was like, shaking And I’m like, “I’m going to throw up, where’s the bathroom?” And they’re like, “It’s upstairs,” So I literally had to like, run up the stairs Like, as fast as I can, I almost tripped, I found a bathroom, I KICKED THE DOOR OPEN. Kicked the stall open, And I just went projectile. All over the toilet- and everything. And the sweetest old black lady was in there, And she was like, “Oh honey, you okay?” And I’m like “BLAAAAAAAAAAAARGH” *Laughing* I couldn’t talk, because there was just vomit coming out of me! The whole time! And like, after I was done, I came back downstairs and they were just like, “You alright?”
(ohh woww) And I was like, “Yeah, I just threw up,” And they’re like, “Okay.” And I was like, “I DID, do you want to go see??” – I hope they fell off the Brooklyn Bridge, fucking assholes. – I mean I’m still friends with one of them, I think. (Just kidding.) Okay, you’re fine, you’re great. We ended up going back to the hotel early, Because I was just talking about how I didn’t feel well And there was more vomit the rest of the night. It lasted for like 12 hours. You should have just threw up on one of them.
(Ooo, you should have!) Here you go! “Wanna see?” “BLEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUGH”