Are you guys on a date? do you have love? or you just really close? You just met? Mad nice. Sorry to make it like that immediately [Laughter] This is what I was hoping would happen, and now you’re pointing it out. Oh, no, it’s all shitty a little bit I am sorry about that. Keep being natural and new Keep being new I bet no one will talk to you guys for the rest of the night being in the front row How about you guys? Did you… Whats up? What do you do? I’m not — I don’t know whats going on either Part of me is trying to kill time and then part of me is like “I don’t have to write new jokes” and that was a mistake and then ummm I’m waiting on the guy who was supposed to go on first, and now I’m talking you You know and that’s kind of just what’s going on now. So what was your — what was your day like? What time did you wake up this morning? Breakfast? Audience member: Woke up. Went rollerblading. You went rollerblading okay? Thank you so kind of what I’m waiting for As a comedian that’s the kind of thing you hope [for] is somebody says “oh, and then I went rollerblading” It’s 2017 so that doesn’t… Need two hands to do that and I’m busy at the moment So you went rollerblading this year and everything? Audience Member: I know its not cool Mike: well I didn’t say it wasn’t cool but I’m just surprised that it was Still happening. I don’t know Do you have a break on both feet or just have a break on the right one? Audience Member: No break. NO BREAKS!? Holy shit. Do you do hockey stop? [hahaha], but you do slow down with people? Downhill! That’s a person. That’s a dog. Good Good. Two for Two. Michael “I constantly have things in my eyes” Falzone

Rollerblades – stand up comedy by Mike Falzone
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38 thoughts on “Rollerblades – stand up comedy by Mike Falzone

  • June 14, 2017 at 2:58 pm
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    You rock, dude! Keep up the good work, you never fail to make me laugh!

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  • June 14, 2017 at 3:00 pm
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    Good shit Mike.

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  • June 14, 2017 at 3:07 pm
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    242 newboys

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  • June 14, 2017 at 3:09 pm
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    I like you mike 😃

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  • June 14, 2017 at 3:11 pm
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    this didn't show up in my subscription feed…weird

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  • June 14, 2017 at 3:13 pm
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    Oh Mike, I know your upload schedule most likely has nothing to do with me, but you always seem to upload when I am having shit days. So, for that, I thank you.

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  • June 14, 2017 at 3:20 pm
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    Mike you really crack me up 🤣

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  • June 14, 2017 at 3:24 pm
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    Haha maybe next time tell the story about your pet oysters who snuck out of your house at night to go rollerblading?

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  • June 14, 2017 at 3:24 pm
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    Mike, I hope that for you this "crowd work" is some "proud work", cause it's great and hilarious.

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  • June 14, 2017 at 3:34 pm
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    Wazzat, thunder?

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  • June 14, 2017 at 3:37 pm
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    woo another good thing from our pal Mike

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  • June 14, 2017 at 3:38 pm
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    That was fun to watch, keep it up! I'm very curious how about she stops on those blades (was it hockey style?)

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  • June 14, 2017 at 3:45 pm
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    I'll go rollerblading when someone makes a PlayStation Vr game for it.

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  • June 14, 2017 at 3:49 pm
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    Dear Mike, what's your favorite sandwich?

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  • June 14, 2017 at 3:52 pm
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    Oh Mike, you're a beautiful man <3

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  • June 14, 2017 at 3:52 pm
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    improv and its still good 🙂

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  • June 14, 2017 at 3:53 pm
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    Thanks for making me smile Mike 🙂

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  • June 14, 2017 at 3:59 pm
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    DO YOU HAVE LOVE!!!! Hahahaha

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  • June 14, 2017 at 4:26 pm
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    thanks for the video dad

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  • June 14, 2017 at 4:54 pm
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    But now I really want to know how she stops without breaks! Does she avoid hills?

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  • June 14, 2017 at 5:09 pm
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    #1 comedian to me!

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  • June 14, 2017 at 5:25 pm
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    So funny, love you mike <3

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  • June 14, 2017 at 5:29 pm
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    "Do you have love?" is the best thing I've ever heard xD

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  • June 14, 2017 at 7:50 pm
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    I like you more with every upload. Keep being your funny quirky Mike, Mike.

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  • June 14, 2017 at 7:52 pm
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    Good jokes

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  • June 14, 2017 at 7:53 pm
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    You're my favourite comedian ever

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  • June 14, 2017 at 8:37 pm
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    You might just be my favorite standup comedian
    who I've met personally.
    Don't tell Elliott.

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  • June 14, 2017 at 9:22 pm
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    The bit at the end tho

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  • June 14, 2017 at 10:48 pm
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    Sunset Rollerblading is definitely a Summer Boyz jam.

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  • June 15, 2017 at 12:09 am
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    The blade of your craft is at a near razors edge, keep studying Mike.

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  • June 15, 2017 at 12:46 am
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    Dude, you have no fear. No part of that head under the bush is thinking, what if… There's just as much to learn as enjoy from you Jeremitrius, and I thank you.

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  • June 15, 2017 at 12:48 am
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    Mike seems to be fantastic at casual comedy, and I hope that doesn't sound degrading or negative. I mean he can make a room of people laugh by trying to open a bottle while holding a mic, and just by making conversation, either with another host on a show of some kind, or someone in the audience. I call this casual comedy because these are things that shouldn't be funny, but Mike is talented enough to make them hilarious.

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  • June 15, 2017 at 12:57 am
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    Thanks for the laughs.

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  • June 15, 2017 at 1:09 am
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    Started off a little awkward but then the comedy gods granted you the gift of rollerblading.

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  • June 15, 2017 at 1:25 am
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    Please for the love of pizza and beer, make a comedy special. Please? Just film one set. I'd watch the shit out of that. Sending out that East Coast love, brother!

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  • June 15, 2017 at 4:08 am
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    I remember rollerblades, oh 1996 you were a simpler time.

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  • June 15, 2017 at 4:59 pm
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    I look forward to one day seeing your standup live!! I love the way you post these segments, they're little smiles for me

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  • June 15, 2017 at 7:06 pm
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    That was hilarious!

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