OH, FOR CRYING
OUT LOUD. OH, TERRY,
TERRY, TERRY. [SIREN] WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED? SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT! TERRY? TERRY! KNOCK, KNOCK. HI. KNOCK, KNOCK. GUESS WHO? WHO’S THERE? SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT.
WE JUST SAID THAT. WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT? WHAT DO YOU THINK? I’M LETTING YOU IN.
I DIDN’T LET–
OPEN THE DOOR. KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? Both: SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT. HEY, WHAT DO
YOU GUYS WANT? WE HAVE A WARRANT
THIS TIME, LET US IN. OK, HOLD ON. I’M JUST
GOING TO GO TO THE
KITCHEN FOR A SECOND. OK. COME RIGHT BACK. WE’LL WAIT HERE. ‘CAUSE WE HAVE A WARRANT. I’M GONNA MAKE
YOU SOME LEMONADE. OK, OPEN THE [BLEEP]
DOOR FIRST, PLEASE, TERRY. AND WE DON’T
HAVE AN HOUR. OPEN THE [BLEEP]
MIME DOOR. GOOD. [SQUEAK] THE LADY AT THAT
HOUSE OVER THERE– OK. LOOKING OUT
HER WINDOW, AND SEEING– HI. WHAT? WHAT DID SHE SEE? SHE SAW ME, UH,
TOTALLY PARTYING. CAN YOU DESCRIBE
“PARTYING” FOR ME, PLEASE, IN MORE
DETAIL. I GOT A CAKE– MM-HMM. AND THEN I
GOT MY FLUTE– MM-HMM. AND I GO LIKE THIS. ♪ BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO ♪ TERRY, CAN I ASK
YOU A QUESTION? ♪ BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO ♪ WHAT? IS THAT FLUTE
ANOTHER MAN’S
PENIS? WHOA, WHOA!
TIME OUT. HA HA. NO, TIME IN. NO. GAME…[WHISTLES] THERE’S NO TIME OUTS. GAME IN. THERE’S NO TIME
OUTS IN LIFE. WE’RE
BACK IN PLAY. WELL, MAYBE
THE FLUTE EVOLVED. OK, NOW WE’RE
GETTING SOMEWHERE. I SAID MAYBE, I
DIDN’T SAY IT DID. FIRST OF ALL,
I’M NOT GAY. I’M SITTING HERE
WAITING FOR MY GIRLFRIEND
TO PICK ME UP. YOU’RE WAITING FOR
YOUR GIRLFRIEND
TO PICK YOU UP. WHAT’S YOUR
GIRLFRIEND’S NAME
AGAIN, TERRY? SEEEEEMJI. Both: SEEEEEMJI? SPELLED? S-E-E-E-E-E-M, SILENT “J” “I.” [HORN HONKS] OH, LOOK WHO’S HERE!
HI, SEEEEEMJI! HI, BABY! WHAT’S GOING ON HERE? UH, I DON’T KNOW.
THE 5-O’S ALL
UP IN MY GRILL. WHY ARE YOU GUYS
ALWAYS HARASSING HIM? IT’S ABSOLUTELY
RIDICULOUS. HI, SEEEEEMJI. HI, SWEETIE. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU,
SEEEEEMJI. HI, I’M SEEEEEMJI.
THE “J” IS SILENT. THIS IS
MY GIRLFRIEND
SEEEEEMJI. HI. HI. WOW, YOU’RE…
YOU’RE A–A… AN ITEM. WE’RE A COUPLE. WE’RE ENGAGED,
BY THE WAY. WOW. CONGRATULATIONS. I GOT THIS AT
LORD OF THE WEDDING RINGS. IT’S BEAUTIFUL,
ISN’T IT? DOWN THE STREET.
YOU KNOW THAT STORE,
IT’S BEAUTIFUL. [WHISPERS]
We’re expecting. YOU’RE EXPECTING? MM-HMM. WOW! MY GOD! Wiegel:
BY TERRY? BY TERRY. TERRY PUT HIS WIENER– NO, NO, NO. INSIDE YOU? HE HAD, UM,
WE DID IT, UM, WITH, UM,
ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION. OH! BECAUSE HE HAS
A CONDITION NOW,
SO WE DON’T… WE DON’T ACTUALLY… [WHISPERS]
Have sex in that way. OH, OK. THIS IS A LOT
OF INFORMATION. A LOT OF THIS
IS STARTING TO
MAKE SENSE NOW. WE SHOULD PROBABLY
GET GOING. WHEN WE GET IN
THE BEDROOM…WE
GET IN THE BEDROOM, AND WE GET NUDE,
AND THEN I CAN’T GET…
AND I VOMIT. OK. OK. OK.

RENO 911! – Terry’s Fiancee
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100 thoughts on “RENO 911! – Terry’s Fiancee

  • March 18, 2019 at 11:08 pm
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    Seeeeemji is hot!

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  • March 21, 2019 at 12:51 am
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    Are you whoring yourself out for cheeseburgers ag-wait wrong show

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  • March 25, 2019 at 10:22 pm
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    THE "J" is SILENT! BBAAAHHHAAA!

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  • March 26, 2019 at 7:47 am
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    Seeeeemji

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  • March 28, 2019 at 12:36 am
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    best thing about this show for nick swardson,
    all of his lines werent written, he just said anything hahaha.

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  • April 6, 2019 at 4:34 am
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    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Still hilarious

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  • April 6, 2019 at 2:15 pm
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    This 5.0 is all up in my grill๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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  • April 6, 2019 at 5:39 pm
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    Seeeeemji

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  • April 6, 2019 at 8:11 pm
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    Amazes me that this wasnโ€™t a scripted show and these guys improvโ€™d most of these scenes. Love this show

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  • April 7, 2019 at 10:28 pm
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    โ€œWooouhh… time ouuuet… uh hah…โ€

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  • April 10, 2019 at 1:25 pm
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    Short game on point

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  • April 10, 2019 at 4:13 pm
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    omg Christina Applegate

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  • April 11, 2019 at 5:13 am
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    Bring back Reno

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  • April 12, 2019 at 12:37 pm
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    LMAO. Maybe the flute had balls.

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  • April 13, 2019 at 6:53 pm
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    Me to, right?

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  • April 23, 2019 at 1:19 am
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    Love me some nick swarson

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  • April 23, 2019 at 7:43 pm
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    Let's Give a Quick Shout Out to Christina Applegate

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  • April 24, 2019 at 3:56 pm
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    Dangle almost losing it at the end

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  • April 24, 2019 at 4:18 pm
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    Nick is so funny

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  • April 25, 2019 at 3:09 pm
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    …..OK!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

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  • April 27, 2019 at 9:36 pm
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    Shout out to Christina Applegate

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  • April 28, 2019 at 1:59 am
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    Sheriffs department

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  • April 28, 2019 at 1:12 pm
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    I don't remember this scene, and I thought I'd seen everything they made. Does this mean it was some kind of dvd-extra, or more excitingly that I'm starting to forget it, and it's time for a rewatch!

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  • April 28, 2019 at 2:32 pm
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    HAHAHAHHA

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  • April 30, 2019 at 8:37 pm
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    Terry was so funny pretty much every show with him and them damn skates to get away in lol๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

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  • May 1, 2019 at 10:32 am
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    The sheriffโ€™s shorts are hilarious!

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  • May 2, 2019 at 2:03 am
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    Love the show but only the original characters. I did not care for any of the new characters that were added

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  • May 2, 2019 at 2:28 am
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    I wanna give a shout out to Christina Applegate…. …

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  • May 2, 2019 at 4:16 am
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    lololol he broke character at 2:24–2:25

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  • May 2, 2019 at 8:44 am
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    This was one of the greatest shows of all time.

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  • May 2, 2019 at 8:45 am
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    Christina Applegate showing up out of nowhere!

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  • May 2, 2019 at 7:21 pm
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    Bloop bloop bloop bloop

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  • May 2, 2019 at 10:04 pm
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    Okay..ok….ok.

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  • May 3, 2019 at 9:13 pm
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    That flute tune was AWESOME!!!

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  • May 4, 2019 at 4:47 pm
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    I looked for this skit after Nick Swardson said Ms. Applegate was a huge fan of the show and he asked her to play his wife. Amazing!

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  • May 4, 2019 at 7:20 pm
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    That flute is funny as hell. And YouTube's captions actually spell Seeeemji correctly.

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  • May 5, 2019 at 12:21 am
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    Hi Iโ€™m seeeeeeemije the J is silent lol

    I wish I knew Reno was all improve years ago when it was out

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  • May 5, 2019 at 3:26 am
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    We get nude, I canโ€™t get hard and I vomit! Hahaha

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  • May 5, 2019 at 12:48 pm
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    What an amazing show

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  • May 5, 2019 at 4:21 pm
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    Terryโ€™s outfit it from Salvation Army, and both are upcycled 1987 Op brand.

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  • May 5, 2019 at 6:12 pm
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    I've had a few bedroom encounters that went exactly like that, Terry. No shade ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • May 5, 2019 at 8:30 pm
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    Is that Christina Applegate

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  • May 7, 2019 at 2:54 am
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    Woah time out heh heh

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  • May 8, 2019 at 1:50 am
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    Terry was always my guy on Reno 911.

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  • May 8, 2019 at 2:31 am
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    i love terry lol

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  • May 9, 2019 at 4:02 am
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    Funniest show ever

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  • May 9, 2019 at 8:22 am
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    Christina applegate

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  • May 10, 2019 at 3:46 am
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    As soon as she got out of the car…I got hard and did not vomit. ๐Ÿ˜

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  • May 10, 2019 at 8:02 am
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    Who knows the episode where Terry has a letter R on his necklace?

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  • May 12, 2019 at 8:35 am
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    "I cant get hard and I vomit"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • May 15, 2019 at 4:23 pm
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    This was a surprise maybe there was a guy with a flamethrower at the meat and produce store I mean it is Reno?

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  • June 3, 2019 at 1:10 am
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    Wow Terry's gf is Christina Applegate? OMG!
    ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

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  • June 4, 2019 at 7:20 am
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    Miss the show so much. It's still quite watchable in today's standard

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  • June 8, 2019 at 4:01 am
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    TERRY….the BEST!!!

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  • June 9, 2019 at 8:55 pm
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    Damn, forgot how funny this show was. Nick your freaking hilarious

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  • June 11, 2019 at 2:27 am
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    The five-O is all up in my grill…LOL

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  • June 11, 2019 at 1:40 pm
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    Basically terryโ€™s a rich gay kid with controlling parents who are forcing him to marry this woman

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  • June 11, 2019 at 3:20 pm
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    Idk the 5-0 is all up in my grill.

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  • June 12, 2019 at 4:36 am
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    Isn't Lt. Dangle gay? Why is he always mean to Teri?

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  • June 12, 2019 at 4:50 am
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    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฟ

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  • June 12, 2019 at 4:44 pm
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    One of the greatest shows ever!

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  • June 13, 2019 at 12:40 am
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    Terry is the best….hysterical lol

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  • June 14, 2019 at 12:52 pm
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    "Bloop bloop bloop bloooop" lol

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  • June 14, 2019 at 12:53 pm
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    ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ lord… of the…. wedding rings?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • June 14, 2019 at 6:55 pm
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    He's not gay!! Whos shorts are the tightest

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  • June 15, 2019 at 3:58 am
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    Let's give a quick shout out to cristina Applegate

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  • June 15, 2019 at 1:18 pm
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    Seeeeemji

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  • June 18, 2019 at 9:13 pm
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    Why would she pull up at that exact moment I canโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • June 19, 2019 at 8:56 am
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    1:50 โ€œLord of the wedding rings!โ€

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  • June 19, 2019 at 9:55 am
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    Dangle goes out of character at the end…" OK…" .LOLOL

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  • June 20, 2019 at 4:46 am
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    ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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  • June 22, 2019 at 10:29 am
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    I though see was his pimp at first

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  • June 23, 2019 at 11:48 pm
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    When this show was in it's prime America was still pretty cool and free. PC culture hadn't taken over yet.

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  • June 24, 2019 at 6:44 am
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    "Okay."
    "Okay."
    "Okay."

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  • June 28, 2019 at 9:54 am
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    He paid her in crack to be his girlfriend.๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

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  • July 2, 2019 at 4:19 am
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    They juiced ya

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  • July 2, 2019 at 9:08 pm
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    I love how the police totally lean in to his nonsense like "no time out! time in!"

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  • July 6, 2019 at 6:10 am
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    this was one of the most underrated shows ever.

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  • July 6, 2019 at 7:43 pm
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    @2:17 priceless

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  • July 9, 2019 at 3:30 pm
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    Nice legs.
    Seeeemji is fine as fuck.

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  • July 9, 2019 at 5:07 pm
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    I live for terry. Bring this shit back

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  • July 9, 2019 at 9:13 pm
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    OK ,OK ,OK …LMBO

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  • July 12, 2019 at 3:37 pm
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    Love to blow a load on seemy

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  • July 23, 2019 at 10:00 pm
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    Is that Christina Applegate?

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  • July 31, 2019 at 3:43 am
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    this is when Applegate still had a full set of Tits.

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  • August 2, 2019 at 2:53 am
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    No shit.

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  • August 3, 2019 at 1:50 am
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    Damn Kelly bundy!,

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  • August 3, 2019 at 3:53 pm
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    I watched this years ago and didn't realize that Terry's fiancee was Christina Applegate…

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  • August 11, 2019 at 1:31 pm
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    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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  • August 15, 2019 at 1:24 pm
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    Is the Christina applegate??? Looool love it!

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  • August 17, 2019 at 10:54 pm
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    Thanks goodness we at least have clips again!

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  • August 18, 2019 at 2:13 am
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    i think terry is gay

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  • August 24, 2019 at 11:23 pm
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    Terry reminds me of Todd Chrisley .

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  • August 26, 2019 at 3:07 pm
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    I love this show!!

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  • August 28, 2019 at 3:19 pm
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    Nick Swardson and Christina Applegate star

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  • August 28, 2019 at 10:12 pm
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    Gf name lol

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  • August 28, 2019 at 11:41 pm
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    Oh,,they juice ya,,ok,,lol,,lol

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  • August 29, 2019 at 1:11 am
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    or is it the chick from big daddy!!

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