-Let’s get to the news. During his Congressional
testimony today, the Acting Director
of National Intelligence said that he does not know the
identity of the whistleblower who filed the complaint
against President Trump, adding, “I mean, ‘Melania T.’
could be anyone.” [ Laughter ] According to NBC News,
top Trump allies say the White House
is privately very worried about the involvement
of Rudy Giuliani in President Trump’s
discussion with Ukraine. Also worried about Rudy, children who forgot
to check under the bed. [ Laughter ] “No, he can’t be here.
He’s on Fox News.” President Trump this morning attempted to solidify
Republican support in the face of impeachment
proceedings, tweeting, “STICK TOGETHER, PLAY THEIR GAME,
AND FIGHT HARD REPUBLICANS. OUR COUNTRY IS AT STAKE!” And when he goes all caps,
it’s got to be something serious like the future of the country
or, you know, a meal. [ Laughter ] According to CNN, people close
to President Trump believe he is in denial about
the gravity of impeachment and also just regular gravity. [ Laughter ] “Is it me, or do you guys feel
the Earth’s pull?” [ Cheers and applause ] Today was lumberjack day. “In that case, I’ll grab my ax,”
said douchebags. [ Laughter and applause ] [ Laughs ] It’s not all politics.
We have fun. [ Laughter ] A delivery van in Pennsylvania
overturned on Tuesday and spilled over 130,000 eggs
on a highway. And in a bad sign
for the climate, they were done in 30 seconds. [ Laughter ] Today was National Pancake Day, first reported by
a desperate Fox News. [ Laughter ] “Oh, yeah, no, I’d love to talk
about impeachment, but –” [ Muffled mumbling ] [ Laughter and applause ] Finally, authorities
at a jail in Ohio recently busted an inmate
catching a cellphone that was dropped from a drone
being flown over the facility. But it was a Samsung Galaxy,
so he threw it back.

President Trump Is in Denial About the Gravity of Impeachment
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100 thoughts on “President Trump Is in Denial About the Gravity of Impeachment

  • September 29, 2019 at 6:09 am
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    The only one in denial are you liberals. President trump has never done anything wrong in his life. He should be the next messiah, not ridiculed like this. Liberalism should be a crime!

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  • September 29, 2019 at 6:24 am
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    No one is surprised on his dumb reaction to the impeachment inquirey … Trump is a fool with a "sharpie"!

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  • September 29, 2019 at 7:16 am
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    When Trump resigns or is removed, he'll stage a coup with the help of Russia, China, and North Korea. Who doesn't see this coming?

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  • September 29, 2019 at 7:22 am
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    It was a galaxy sonic still.worked after it fell

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  • September 29, 2019 at 7:41 am
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    Okay, you do know that Seth Myers hires extras to laugh and cheer. Do you think 20 year olds actually come in off the street that dressed up any more? I first noticed it on Jay Leno years ago. I was wearing blue jeans and a ball cap, and I wondered why the first two rows were roped off. After everyone was seated they brought in the hot kids to sit in the front rows and in various places throughout the other seats. And though I can't prove it, I also wouldn't be surprised if they enhanced the laughs with a laugh track.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 8:32 am
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    Bro!!!!!! EVERYTHING THE DEMOCRATES ARE GUILTY OF THEY ACCUSE. Everything! They are panicking, and in such back denile it saddens me they’ve been in government this long

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  • September 29, 2019 at 8:40 am
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    Galaxy are the best phones ever!!!

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  • September 29, 2019 at 9:16 am
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    Potus tweets in all caps because he is celebrating. No matter what it is about; he is celabrating it.
    His permanent mindset is winning.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 11:21 am
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    A person who surrounds himself with lawyers is guilty…..Does Trump even have a cabinet, or is just lawyers running our government!…btw where are his kids during this?…

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  • September 29, 2019 at 11:22 am
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    I can only assume the Joint Chiefs of Staff are planning on what they have to do just in case??

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  • September 29, 2019 at 12:12 pm
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    IMPEACH this NOB!

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  • September 29, 2019 at 12:35 pm
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    Ditch the 🍊 witch

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  • September 29, 2019 at 1:50 pm
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    We need a new medicine for all the people with TBS, Trump Bullshit Syndrome!! Caused by drinking too much Kool Aid!! Only know cure? 🇺🇸🌊🇺🇸🌊🇺🇸🌊🇺🇸

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  • September 29, 2019 at 2:34 pm
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    I think an official apology should be issued… over the Galaxy diss. 😄

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  • September 29, 2019 at 4:16 pm
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    Trump is getting impeached however all his aides that helped him cover it up should also face prosecution. Let's see how soon the Republicans rats turn on each other!

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  • September 29, 2019 at 5:31 pm
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    "children forgetting to check under the bed" xDD
    Seth Meyers said it—-Rudy is the GHOULIANI. It's Rudolph the long-nosed Ghoul–because there's nothing "dear" about him.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 6:43 pm
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    I love trump, I loved Obama, I hate most of the Demtards running except the Asian guy. The rest are useless human beings

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  • September 29, 2019 at 8:30 pm
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    Desperate Fox News 😂😂👍🏻

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  • September 29, 2019 at 8:52 pm
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    So Trump threatened the life of a whistleblower. That's a serious crime. Anyone gonna do anything about that?

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  • September 29, 2019 at 8:54 pm
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    Whoever wrote the last joke needs to catch up to 2019…

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  • September 29, 2019 at 9:39 pm
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    Another comedian with stupid jokes

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  • September 29, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    Trumps doing a pretty good job by himself!

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  • September 29, 2019 at 10:12 pm
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    Dear Trump, Don't go away mad, just go away💁

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  • September 29, 2019 at 10:45 pm
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    There is no whistleblower bunch of idiots spend more taxpayers money u should b passing laws and keeping our country safe but instead impeach impeach impeach over a phonecall now hardball the hearing is and special this and that oh but immigration u.s mca a gun laws um finance laws and anything the people voted 4 will get throwing together last min but it will b trump's fault cause they had to Investigate for the american people that wat we really really want tru.p u just keep up the good work cause we all see thru the bullshit u will go down as our best president in my lifetime. Just think of wat u would accomplish if u didn't have to deal with corrupt people boy next 4 yrs is gonna b the greatest of all times . Trump 2020 go red go republican

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  • September 29, 2019 at 10:50 pm
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    I like my LG

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  • September 29, 2019 at 11:14 pm
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    What If…
    The Brady Bunch were in the White House?
    Any ideas on THIS………….?

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  • September 29, 2019 at 11:51 pm
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    You FU, you pay the price.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 12:22 am
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    what all u fail to realize is Trump does not need America… America needs Trump…simple!

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  • September 30, 2019 at 1:00 am
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    these Republicans are under so much pressure that if they put a lump of coal between their ass cheeks they would be shitting out diamonds

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  • September 30, 2019 at 1:19 am
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    Donald Trump is an idiot and should be impeached BUT all these never ending videos and takeaways on him being in denial or not believing he'll be impeached are stupid…he will NOT be impeached. The Republican controlled Senate will never vote to impeach him. The Democrats may not even be able to impeach him in the House.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 1:30 am
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    Question? If they don't know who the whistle blower is, how do they know he/she is partisan?
    Question?
    Why do so many people afraid of the word Socialism, live in States that call themselves COMMONWEALTH?
    Why do people talk more about what should be or could be done at bus stops than in Congress?
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/10yBw93e1S9htijpDCeOxA_f6qGi5j0OqD07RuN-QOBQ/edit?usp=drivesdk
    I'm just say'n.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 1:49 am
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    Trump 2020 !

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  • September 30, 2019 at 1:53 am
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    National pancake day is March 8th!

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  • September 30, 2019 at 2:00 am
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    I love my Samsung Galaxy Note 8

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  • September 30, 2019 at 2:37 am
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    Trump in denial? Not really, more like in awe of the stupidly of aholes like you and the members of government who haven’t got a clue. By the way, very surprised your still on the air as all you attract lately is nothing but brain dead and brain washed liberals…should tell you something about yourself or maybe that your jokes can only be laughed at by these slugs who actually think your funny. Enjoy while you can as you will be exterminated sooner rather than later.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 3:03 am
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    You went too far this time. Samsung galaxy! You should have said any phone but that. Come on. Throw apple or Motorola under the bus lol

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  • September 30, 2019 at 3:31 am
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    Our fake president a traitor to America.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 3:32 am
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    TRUMP DON'T BELIEVE IN GRAVITY!!!!
    OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!

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  • September 30, 2019 at 4:12 am
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    I love reading all these TDS comments. You simple minded minions don't even have a clue about how impeachment works. You would be changing your tune if you did. The democratic party is just about toast. People leaving in droves. Impeachment would be the final nail in the coffin.
    MAGA-KAG 2020!!!

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  • September 30, 2019 at 4:49 am
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    is this comedy?

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  • September 30, 2019 at 4:51 am
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    I read that title as “trump denies gravity”. We are almost at that point really.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 5:15 am
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    Hey! How dare you Seth! I'm a proud Samsung owner thank you very much and they are the best phones on the market! Go to hell! Now, if you'll excuse me I have to charge my phone for the 4th time today as writing this post has drained my entire battery. Samsung forever!!

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  • September 30, 2019 at 5:59 am
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    The only thing that Trump is guilty is beating Hillary. Libs can never forgive him for that. If you want him out of office why not try to win the 2020 election?

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  • September 30, 2019 at 6:06 am
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    what's wrong with Samsung Galaxy? They're on top for a reason… just please don't say…. iPhone. They're also on top, for some not very good reasons…

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  • September 30, 2019 at 6:12 am
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    play their game

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  • September 30, 2019 at 6:25 am
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    Insanely, Trump supporters don’t care about right vs. wrong, morality vs. immorality, or a law-abiding POTUS vs. a cheating, corrupt POS.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 6:46 am
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    What's Samsung Galaxy got anything to do with it? Writers need to come up with better material. Lost a subscriber.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 7:43 am
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    Sigh. How many variations of that same Melania joke are they gonna do?
    Also, 'Trump doesn't love Eric' jokes are played out.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 8:19 am
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    some "random" white supremacist will kill the whistle blower and Rudy will offer "thoughts and prayers"before closing the case … and will the server be cleaner than the Nixon tapes missing 13 minutes ?

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  • September 30, 2019 at 8:25 am
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    He's not in denial. He's just so stupid he's unaware of most things.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 8:27 am
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    The lumberjack joke falls flat in England as it's Lynx in England not Axe

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  • September 30, 2019 at 8:30 am
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    Seriously #anyoneelse2020

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  • September 30, 2019 at 8:33 am
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    As an outsider looking in the democrats are so desperate to get rid of him they will believe anything and all its doing is making sure he gets re-elected

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  • September 30, 2019 at 8:41 am
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    I read “trump denies gravity” and I wasn’t surprised.
    That’s where we are now

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  • September 30, 2019 at 8:50 am
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    LOL! talk about denial, so not worried about TRUMP get you crying towels ready!
    PENCE 2024!

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  • September 30, 2019 at 9:36 am
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    Pretty much sums up Fox News rather eat pancakes then report the news

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  • September 30, 2019 at 10:08 am
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    Hmmm I wear Axe (where I live it's called Lynx) and I use a galaxy-I feel Seth is trying to tell me something 😂

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  • September 30, 2019 at 11:43 am
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    If this is all done and it’s bang solid evidence… why’s nothing happened?😂

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  • September 30, 2019 at 11:59 am
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    If they had dropped a Nokia into the jail that prisoner would be out in minutes!

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  • September 30, 2019 at 1:19 pm
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    One scandal after another. I cant wait until this crook is out of the White House.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 1:57 pm
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    Trump has been in denial since the day of his birth

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  • September 30, 2019 at 4:55 pm
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    It's because knows that either he wont be impeached or that if he is he wont be voted out of office by the senate. Then, he'll use this as a way to malign democrats and get re-elected.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 5:14 pm
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    tha axe and the douchebags! THANKS intelligent writer and to Seth for the subtLe delivery!

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  • September 30, 2019 at 5:35 pm
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    B

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  • September 30, 2019 at 5:41 pm
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    “A delivery van” over a picture of an 18 wheeler. NYC people 😌

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  • September 30, 2019 at 7:00 pm
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    Those defending Trump might as well be saying "we all float down here."

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  • September 30, 2019 at 7:06 pm
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    1:59 his voice sounded otherworldly

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  • September 30, 2019 at 7:17 pm
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    🤣🤣🤣✌🤣🤣🤣

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  • September 30, 2019 at 7:39 pm
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    The Democratic party is doing just fine destroying themselves.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 7:43 pm
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    this is funny he is gonna win 2020 so you can laugh now and cry later lol

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  • September 30, 2019 at 7:52 pm
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    I won’t trust anyone in his administration—including him!

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  • September 30, 2019 at 8:12 pm
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    Oh, he’ll learn. Real fast too😂😂😂

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  • September 30, 2019 at 8:16 pm
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    on a lighter note: Samsung galaxies SUCK. I wish I could throw mine back.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 8:32 pm
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    Guiliani takes the fall. Write it down.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 9:08 pm
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    I'm happy to see that Dump45 found the selfdestruct button before he found the nuclear one.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 9:14 pm
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    Why every Republican States are lack of initiative, education and, it many cases, a full set of teeth?

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  • September 30, 2019 at 10:03 pm
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    Seth trying to get ratings

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  • September 30, 2019 at 10:11 pm
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    Beat Trump by supporting Bernie! Please donate to Bernie Sanders' 2020 Presidential campaign at…
    https://buckget.com/jobs/other/donate-to-bernie-sanders-presidential-campaign-2020/

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  • September 30, 2019 at 10:26 pm
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    Thank you, I think its the smartest women in the W.H too!

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  • September 30, 2019 at 10:28 pm
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    This show absolutely sucks! This crooked big nose idiot doesn’t know anything.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 11:28 pm
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    this veteran-insulting, twitter insult slinging, porn star banging mo-fo doesnt deserve respect.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 11:55 pm
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    Will never get through the Senate

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  • October 1, 2019 at 1:08 am
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    Why would someone who NEVER had to pay the consequences finally get it??? Carry on.

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  • October 1, 2019 at 1:40 am
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    Wanna bet Melania ain't blowin' that whistle anymore?

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  • October 1, 2019 at 1:49 am
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    Oh Seth. I just love what you do.

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  • October 1, 2019 at 3:06 am
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    Trump will be dragged around Gitmo from Taliban dick to dick

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  • October 1, 2019 at 4:07 am
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    Can't wait to piss on trumps headstone I'm sure it will become a popular action 😂

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  • October 1, 2019 at 4:10 am
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    " the Democrats are trying to destroy the republican Party and all that it stands for stick together play my game. and fight hard! for my Freedom and that of mu family is at stake!"

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  • October 1, 2019 at 9:48 am
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    Half of America supports Trump. He's not worried. He'll keep all his money and retire in Russia. The base will justify that and the taxpayer will pay him his pension.

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  • October 1, 2019 at 4:19 pm
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    I'm guessing he has an applause light in that studio. lol

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  • October 1, 2019 at 7:04 pm
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    I think we are all in denial, that all this is happening and all of this is a big reality show.

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  • October 1, 2019 at 10:57 pm
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    Of course he's in denial. that's how pompous he is

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  • October 1, 2019 at 11:24 pm
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    Trump literally BELIEVES he has done nothing wrong. It is his God given right to rule and that laws do not apply to him or his family. Like the super villain Thanos, we’re going to spend millions of dollars and hundreds of hours of tape to tell us what we already know — insert witty relevant jab HERE.

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  • October 1, 2019 at 11:44 pm
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    😴 Actual picture. Me watching Seth Meyers. All jokes same as Kimmel same as Colbert staaaaaallllllleeeee. Comedians not Politicians

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  • October 2, 2019 at 3:07 am
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    Here's the PERFECT song for Trump, Rudy, and all of Trump's brown nosing politicians. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNcRNQIaJEQ&t=128s

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  • October 2, 2019 at 4:54 am
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    Sheep Humor 🐑

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  • October 2, 2019 at 5:02 am
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    SAMSUNG Rules!..

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  • October 2, 2019 at 7:27 am
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    Wow 2 jokes that wernt about trump ,thats 2:more than the Stephen Colbert show since trump won election

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  • October 2, 2019 at 1:15 pm
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    Trump is so fat he has his own gravitational pull

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  • October 2, 2019 at 4:51 pm
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    The Donald Trump era is finished. However, that does not mean we are in the clear. I as well as a few others, noticed that Mike Pence has done little to defend his Overlord. I am of the opinion that Pence is patiently awaiting in the shadows for his turn to seize power. Mike Pence is the more dangerous because unlike Trump, Pence has a real agenda.

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