For nearly two decades, people across the globe have struggled endlessly to make one crucial… …exhausting… …impossible choice: Bulbasaur , Squirtle, or Charmander? It’s finally time to learn if the one you chose was really the strongest… And what better way than with their evolved forms! VENUSAUR! The pimply plant monster! BLASTOISE! The bazooka turtle! And CHARIZARD! The… …Dragon. For a fair assessment, we’re examining maxed-out, wild pokemon. For those of you nerdy enough to care, this means: No special EV training No mega evolutions And no tutored, bred, or otherwise unnaturally learned attacks. This way we’ll avoid any, and all, player influence. He’s Wiz, and I’m Boomstick! Aaand it’s our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win A DEATH BATTLE The first start of the pokemon evolves from Bulbasaur to Ivysaur finally to Venusaur, the seed pokemon. Becoming uglier and uglier with every form! Seriously what the hell is that thing? Of the three starters, Venusaur’s the most well rounded and easiest to raise. In combat it relies on its above average special attack in special defence or non physical combat. Old froggy plant has a variety of moves: vine whips for slapping bitches and razor leaves can cut though whole trees. Then there’s the less action-packed skills like sleep powder, which is used to put foes to sleep and take women home from bars. Venusaur’s adaptability is its greatest asset. It can absorb health with leech seed like some kind of jungle vampire or simply heal on its own by using synthesis. It also knows sweet scent which aids the poor accuracy of the sleep and poison powders. But why bother with poisons and powders when you’ve got a super laser! Venusaur can absorb so much sun energy that he can fire the solar beam! Venusaur! When I find flowers that can do that, I might actually take up gardening. Try and pollinate now, bees. In real life, celestially powered lasers rely on heated magnesium combustion. In order to fire, the Solar Beam’s temperature needs to be OVER 6700 degrees farenheit. Unfortunately, the solar beam is so powerful it takes twice as long to perform as any other attack. As a grass and poison type, Venusaur is extremely effective against water type pokemon. But, keep him away from flying and fire types Because as we all know, plants burn… …and bird fucking hate grass. Yet, Venusaur’s well rounded skills and tricky move set could outsmart the competition. “Venusaur, the final form of the Bulbasaur evolution” “This seed pokemon soaks up the sun’s rays as a source of energy.” The second starter pokemon evolves from Squirtle to Wartortle and finally, to Blastoise, the shellfish pokemon. So how did this thing come about? Did a turtle get really drunk one night and then came across a tank and was like, “Eh, I’ll put my dick in that.” Then nine months later, the tank showed up at his door and was like, “BOOM! This is yours!” And then he raised it out of shame until one day it evolved and then all the other turtles were like, “THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME!” So then they all started plowin’ tanks? …sure… …Why not? Blastoise firmly boast defense over offense, Using his weighty bolt to outlast and over power foes. Like a stone firm upon the shore, he can take wave after wave of punishment. As poetic as that was, he won’t be winning any marathons. He’s almost as slow as a tortoise – which makes sense – – unlike the GIANT GUNS STICKING OUT OF HIS BACK. Blastoise can significantly reduce incoming damage with iron defense, barrel through hazards with rapid spin and guard against any and all attacks with protect. He can chomp foes with bite, and crack heads with skull bash. But most of his arsenal focuses on water power, blasting foes with water gun, water pulse, aqua tail and… … bubbles. But despite its lack in attack type diversity, Blastoise can maximise its watery weaponry with Rain Dance. A rain storm that amplifies water type moves and blocks out the sun. But his ultimate attack is Hydro Pump, where he blasts water out of his twin cannons with enough force to accurately punch through steel at a range of 160 feet. High-pressure water jet cutters are used industrially to cut through metal with at least 55,000 PSI (Or Pounds Per Square Inch). By measuring Blastoise’s cannons in comparison to his size, we can tell his Hydro Pump has a power of 90,000 PSI! That’ll get the stains of your patio! Along with your patio and possibly house. Blastoise is effective against fire type Pokémon, but weak to grass and electric. And when he’s not battling, Blastoise can be found training on secluded islands to strengthen his combat skills. If it plays its defenses right, Blastoise just might outlast everyone. “Blastoise’s strength lies in its power rather than its speed. Its shell is like armour and attacks from the Hydro Cannon on its back are virtually unstoppable.”

Pokémon Battle Royale | DEATH BATTLE!

100 thoughts on “Pokémon Battle Royale | DEATH BATTLE!

  • July 27, 2019 at 11:30 am
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    Charizard vill win

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  • July 27, 2019 at 5:07 pm
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    Stop picking on venasuar 😤🤬😤😤😤🤬🤬🤬😡😠😠bulbasuar doesn't get any love or attention that's why he's on my team

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:46 am
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    Are you gonna make one of the other starters at some point?

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  • July 28, 2019 at 2:26 pm
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    venasaur looks badass idk what broomstick is talking about.

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  • July 28, 2019 at 5:34 pm
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    charzard won

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  • July 28, 2019 at 6:45 pm
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    Blastoise only won because he ate more rare candies then the others

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  • July 28, 2019 at 11:03 pm
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    I hate Pokemon so this is just wut i needed👍

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  • July 29, 2019 at 11:12 am
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    When they mentioned Rain Dance I knew Blastoise would own both of them, blocking the sun, no Solar Beam for Venusaur, and creating rainfall, weakening or dousing Charizard's flames.

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  • July 29, 2019 at 5:06 pm
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    Well venusaur should have used sleep powder after blastoise used rest and put charizard to sleep. Then… Sludge bomb that zard and giga drain that blastoise! I don't understand why venusaur never used one of it's best tools this death battle. Why use sweet scent if he would then use perfect accuracy moves afterwards like vine whip and solar beam. Makes no sense.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 1:40 am
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    no subtitles for charizard stat set

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  • July 30, 2019 at 5:39 am
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    Tbh we know charizard would win with its two Megas because it’s

    F R E A K I N G C H A R I Z A R D

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  • July 30, 2019 at 6:44 am
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    It goes bulbasaur charmander squrtil

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  • July 30, 2019 at 1:44 pm
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    It’s BACK!!

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  • July 30, 2019 at 5:26 pm
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    As a charizard I disapprove of this video

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  • July 31, 2019 at 4:07 am
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    Now do the hoenn starters

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  • July 31, 2019 at 5:08 am
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    Bulbasaur/Ivysaur/Venusaur is the best starter statistically. Charmander/Charmeleon/Charizard is the worst statistically. And they could POSSIBLY all beat each other. Charizard's flame could evaporate blastoise's water and burn them. And Charizard could obviously burn down Venusaur. Blastoise could put a hole through both of them or obviously put out Charizard's flame and kill Venusaur by giving them too much water.

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  • July 31, 2019 at 2:46 pm
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    Venasaur could kill blastoise…

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  • July 31, 2019 at 5:21 pm
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    Charazard: I AM THE BEST STARTER EVER!
    Blastoise: hold my water

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  • August 1, 2019 at 4:42 am
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    Cmon you know you did my boy charizard dirty. Metal claw. Dragon rage. Just saying.

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  • August 1, 2019 at 4:00 pm
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    Do King Kong vs Godzilla

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  • August 1, 2019 at 4:14 pm
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    While y’all argue about who’s the best, I’m just demolishing in competitive with Mega Venusaur.

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  • August 1, 2019 at 8:15 pm
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    Charizard without wings looks like a oversized Charmander with weird things on its head and it’s fat

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  • August 2, 2019 at 9:47 am
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    Charizard should win.

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  • August 2, 2019 at 5:05 pm
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    fake because you did not play in the real game

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  • August 2, 2019 at 7:52 pm
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    Imagine if instead of making there final forms fight they make there baby evolutions fight to the death instead?

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  • August 2, 2019 at 11:28 pm
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    Synthesis restores 50%. Not 25%. Y’all need to get it together.

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  • August 3, 2019 at 8:43 am
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    go boomstick

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  • August 3, 2019 at 8:56 am
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    Wack battle to be honest…it was supposed to be 1vs1vs1…charzard was going like 2v1…my fav blast toys did win but I wanna see more of vina vs blast..it was like a 2v1 for char

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  • August 3, 2019 at 9:17 am
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    and the other starters

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  • August 3, 2019 at 2:49 pm
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    I knew it

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  • August 3, 2019 at 5:15 pm
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    Charizard is better

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  • August 4, 2019 at 9:34 am
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    Charizard: Venusaur? What are you with out plant powers??
    Venusaur:I dont know
    Charizard: a frog that uses tackle and poison skills to attack me

    Blastoise: what are you with put wings,charizard?
    Charziard: a bigger charmelion
    Blastoise no a ur just a lizard that breaths fire.
    Charizard:thats still so powerfull
    Blastoise: half of your advantage is flying
    Charizard: …

    Venusaur: what are you with out a shell
    Blastoise
    Blastoise: a non-shelled turtle
    Venusaur you dont have ur cannons cuz it goes with your shell and what you do is just bite ur foe and squirt water from your mouth
    Blastoise:shut up frogger

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  • August 4, 2019 at 7:34 pm
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    Buba is the best starter for kanto

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  • August 4, 2019 at 10:06 pm
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    That why you f#@$ with the squirtle squad lol

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  • August 5, 2019 at 2:46 am
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    venasaur would not have been taken out that easily

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  • August 5, 2019 at 3:23 am
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    Pooooooooo

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  • August 5, 2019 at 1:26 pm
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    Bulbasaur is gonna win because he can kill charizard and block the sun for venasaur so yeah pretty sure he is gonna win

    Yep I was right

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  • August 5, 2019 at 2:59 pm
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    Honestly the fight could have gone 2 other ways and made each starter win

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  • August 5, 2019 at 6:42 pm
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    I am planning on doing the Johto Starters after I discuss about Ganondorf vs. Sephiroth, I’m not going to make them fight, instead of doing that like other crossover fight shows like this, I judge whether or not it would be a good fight or not, and judge who the winner is, and it’s my judgement, not everyone’s judgement, that is all.

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  • August 6, 2019 at 12:47 pm
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    And the worst one of the bunch won 🙄 of course.

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  • August 6, 2019 at 5:43 pm
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    Good thing this wasn’t based off of Pokédex entries

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  • August 6, 2019 at 8:34 pm
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    Charizard wins gen 1 because crit and speed are OP and Charizard has slash

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  • August 7, 2019 at 12:37 pm
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    6:37 then why is fire weak to rock

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  • August 7, 2019 at 12:54 pm
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    Soundtrack Idea:Monstermania

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  • August 7, 2019 at 1:15 pm
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    Now we know what the starter pokemon was for the writer of this video lol

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  • August 8, 2019 at 1:11 am
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    What a cartoonish way to die!

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  • August 8, 2019 at 3:46 am
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    Yea that's what you get charazard you trash blastoise and venasaur are better

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  • August 8, 2019 at 3:54 am
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    I love those Skyrim dragon noises

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  • August 8, 2019 at 11:50 am
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    For just 2 £ a month you can help sponsor ivysaur bullying and get them the help they need

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  • August 8, 2019 at 2:13 pm
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    I vote for charizard

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  • August 8, 2019 at 7:43 pm
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    so me, a teenager is two inches taller than a charizard…. well never expected that

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  • August 8, 2019 at 8:40 pm
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    Charizard disureved that win not freaked blastois🐢!!!!!!!!!!

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  • August 9, 2019 at 2:55 am
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    Or lizard with wings.

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  • August 9, 2019 at 8:09 am
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    I wonder what would happen if either Charizard or Venusaur could learn Sunny Day. For Charizard, obviously it would greatly power up his Fire attacks while greatly lowering Blastoise's water power. And with Venusaur, even though he would be even weaker to Fire, would have DOUBLE his speed (thanks to his hidden ability Chlorophyll) and also makes his Solarbeam attack a lot faster, charging immediately and ready to fire at will. Definitely would be a different scenario, unless Blastoise could keep Rain up on the field somehow.

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  • August 9, 2019 at 9:22 am
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    If they mega evolved I think venasaure would win because of its insane defence and thick fat ability

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  • August 9, 2019 at 9:39 am
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    I feel pretty bad for charzard

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  • August 9, 2019 at 7:26 pm
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    CHARIZARD,NOOOOOO!😲

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  • August 10, 2019 at 1:38 am
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    someone has an inflation fetish

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:47 pm
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    I am over 30 I was actually interested in this, it s been bugging me for a while. But I had to stop the video at 1.40 because of the annoying voice. Why that annoying second voice, it was not necessary my man

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  • August 11, 2019 at 7:05 am
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    BLASTOISE IS THE BEST!!!

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  • August 11, 2019 at 6:15 pm
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    Stop picking on bulbasaur 🤬

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  • August 11, 2019 at 6:33 pm
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    F*** you

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  • August 11, 2019 at 10:53 pm
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    I agree with boomstck

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  • August 12, 2019 at 6:23 pm
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    It was always Charizard for me ….

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  • August 12, 2019 at 6:38 pm
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    Ash Charizard woulda won against Blastoise🤣

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  • August 12, 2019 at 6:51 pm
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    For real why couldn’t it just been fun to watch those were just plain brutal poor guys 😨

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  • August 13, 2019 at 8:13 am
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    Isn’t Charizards ability blaze? I feel like that would have given him the edge needed to win.

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  • August 13, 2019 at 4:02 pm
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    oh my god the uneducated viewers today don't remember screw attack but I'm oldschool

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  • August 14, 2019 at 1:49 am
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    If V can put em to sleep or poison em!??

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  • August 14, 2019 at 9:26 am
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    Blastoise vs infernape vs rasheram

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  • August 14, 2019 at 12:00 pm
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    ice bem injust

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  • August 14, 2019 at 6:14 pm
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    do a rock paper scissors death battle next

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  • August 15, 2019 at 1:31 am
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    How about magikarpsama vs superman aka GOD vs Superman

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  • August 16, 2019 at 1:56 am
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    This is why I hid myself in my room for 5 years

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  • August 16, 2019 at 1:47 pm
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    I'm pretty sure solar beam has a way higher stab than flamethrower

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  • August 16, 2019 at 8:02 pm
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    I really wanted to see alternate victories from charizard and venasaur.

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  • August 16, 2019 at 11:44 pm
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    Am pretty sure am not the only one thinking this but charizard used flamethrower and venasaur used solar beam wouldt solarbeam win against it

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  • August 17, 2019 at 4:26 pm
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    10:25 Anyone else notice that Blastoise sounds like a skyrim "dragon" when he roars

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  • August 18, 2019 at 10:42 am
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    Thank god I'm not in this battle

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  • August 18, 2019 at 11:53 pm
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    W R O N G

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  • August 19, 2019 at 8:07 am
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    We talking about game or anime logic

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  • August 19, 2019 at 9:37 am
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    I think fire types are the best pokemon

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  • August 19, 2019 at 10:20 am
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    Can we make another one for the new megas for the Pokemon

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  • August 19, 2019 at 1:10 pm
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    1:38 venasaur looks high

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  • August 19, 2019 at 7:44 pm
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    do the same with other starter teams

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  • August 19, 2019 at 11:07 pm
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    If this is a wild battle, just one poison powder on Blastoise and Charizard would eventually do them in, granted Venasaur might be Koed too by the time it happens.

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  • August 20, 2019 at 4:29 am
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    BUT DB SHOULDNT THEY ALL JUST COUNTER EACH OTHER

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  • August 20, 2019 at 4:51 am
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    Have all the other starters fight each other.

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  • August 20, 2019 at 5:38 am
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    The orginal three are cool. The only set of starters i like more then them is Empolion, Turtara, and Infernape. There combo of two types are really cool.

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  • August 20, 2019 at 5:44 am
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    Interesting to be honest in real life water, grass and fire would have a different outcomes. And yah in real life blastois would when against all three. Even plants can't handle a lot of water.

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  • August 20, 2019 at 10:32 am
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    That's a bummer cuz charzard is my favourite

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  • August 20, 2019 at 4:12 pm
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    Blastnoise ise voice

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  • August 20, 2019 at 11:39 pm
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    Did they look at stats that are recorded, which is pretty important to the pokemon universe

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  • August 21, 2019 at 3:06 pm
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    I have a wartle with 97.8 IV on pokemon go, I'm proud of it but haven't been able to level him up. I prefer the plant frog most because of it's myriad of abilities but sadly mine isn't as tough as the tortoise tank. I also like fire lizard but least of all but it's my second best starter pokemon.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 3:11 pm
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    Ok lets be real i dont think hydro pump can explode a charizard nor blastoise riping off his wings
    And charizard almost biting into blastoises brain
    Or…what charizard did to venusaur
    But imagine if that could happen i wouldnt look at pokemon the same lol

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  • August 22, 2019 at 2:42 am
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    hi

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  • August 22, 2019 at 10:17 am
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    Blatois needs to be in smash as a fighter no pokeball and a seprete character

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  • August 22, 2019 at 10:39 am
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    good thanks for ruining my childhood

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  • August 22, 2019 at 5:02 pm
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    His name is VENUSAUR

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  • August 23, 2019 at 12:54 am
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    Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooboooooooooooooooooooooo booooooooo

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