yeah what up mate you aren't crap might get a get a fellas are you ready for another laser beam does really dumb and stupid shit bug I am I'm sorry I'm not used to showing my apartment it's absolutely filthy right now try not to judge I feel my landlord please don't kick me out I like it here there's my sister over there quick do something clickbait for the thumbnail Jesus Christ so you fellas been really supportive of these vlogs which is its may it means the world to me I've been really enjoying going on little adventures and getting hit by fidgets penis that was an embarrassing moment you're an embarrassment yes I know you've told me but what do you say we go for an adventure we go out into the wild Australian wilderness you could get attacked at any moment oh yeah serious about let's go hunting for a crocodile I posted about it on Twitter and people thought I would die but I'll prove you wrong if you're gonna go hunting for crocodile you need the right gear how many likes to wear this in public 20,000 20,000 no I'm not if I wore that in public I would get bashed hey tena what is he number quite say yeah we cool we cool we cool we cool we cool I'm not gonna tell you where we're going just yet but it has the world's deadliest animals it's got crocodiles it's got deadly spiders I think it has koalas there what you really got to look out for if you do not find me saying quirky if you do not find that funny you will not enjoy this video that is gonna be about 50 minutes of croc it runs in the family apparel oh we are here lads let me let me give you a hint check out that big fella I have a case could attack it any more question you bro we are in public right now I'm embarrassed so we have come to the Australian Reptile Park I don't know I haven't been here since I was like 12 for school hopefully it's still in business war this is basically a zoo the cool part about this place is you actually get to like hang out with the animals and touch them and stuff so that's my plan for the day play with animals hopefully not die but they could attack at any moment dude even check out like the entrance to this place it's freakin wall cracking oh forget that croc at all look at the size of this one look at the size shit it could attack at any moment so this is where we used to go on like school trips and stuff and I thought it'd be cool to show you guys all the Australian animals for real and I think I will show you the coolest one first whoa you ready to see it dinosaur yo what up it's a crocodile g'day mate here's what been eaten many people lately Corsi as looking at it it could attack at any moment it'll get over that fence it'll get you you know get you it'll get me oh look at its on the move it's pretty wild do something I like how there's a no swimming side thank you for telling me thank you we've made a lot of jokes on this channel about stuff that'll kill you that thing would actually kill you that is legitimately Australia's deadliest animal I just wish it was eating something that would be really that'd be really entertaining I paid $35 to get in here I thought it'd be eating people I thought that would be part of the show I'll come back at feeding time you do you big fella you do you okay so on the map there is dingos there is kangaroos there is there's like spiders and snakes all right we're about to enter Jurassic Park that's what I'm gonna call it shut the shut the gate shut the gate apparently they just told me that they're taking their giant tortoise I think that's correct for a walk you know am i and the gun 166 skiers yeah it's bet your way I was gonna call this tortoise Boris but their parents called Hugo he could attack any moment I'm generally quite scared watch it tena could attack at any moment oh did God look at him just tear that lettuce apart killing the poor thing he's destroying it what a savage animal I don't have anything is poor lettuce everyone say r.i.p lettuce in the comments oh now oh my god is just he's mounting it he's mounting it if you watch my battle simulator videos you know that tortoises hump their victims this savage rocky look savagely attacking that man that poor man Oh what you had a job job would be if he thought I was the most Australian thing on YouTube check out this little fella well terror watch here it's attacking you I want this kangaroo to love me I'm gonna make a kangaroo vlog with me actually if I get a photo with the kangaroo it will be the most Australian image ever captured oh my god train stations [Applause] welcome back to the laser beam Channel hey don't run away know what that kangaroo just like women just just run away from me where is this is more Mike Barry this is the most Australian video ever created so cool today I'm gonna be careful this guy will take over my channel I think he's telling me to bugger off you screw up delays be like and subscribe you got anything you want to say to the people at home the only guys that daddy's everywhere what ah ah now now my hand kind of smells like kangaroo shit though yeah it was worth it I wonder if I could take a kangaroo hunt can I can I get a pet kangaroo what you reckon you could smuggle it Oh hundreds in you are pretty fat you wouldn't even notice oh my god hide your kids hide your wife especially hide your baby because it's a dingo hey dingo just looks like a dog you what woman he eat kangaroo poo he came group quick that thing eats children you gotta be careful savage creature that could attack any moment let's say fight I wonder if they have a baby ate an exhibit Oh what else too offensive oh look at this one it's it's black you lost my colour till it looks like a dog okay I'll give you that one this one looks like a dog this one straight up just looks like a dog I would just say a dog stole my baby sometimes I forget that we are in public I'm sorry that's a baby dingo I wonder what it ate that what baby's eating baby dingoes okay now but we're gonna go check out a window check out koalas cuz they're like the best they're little bears that eat drugs literally they drugs and they have chlamydia I know someone else that does oh my god that was one time too many look at it it's a koala it could attack with its chlamydia at any moment look at that little dude he's stoned out of his mind yes a quail's get stoned because they ate eucalyptus which makes them stoned pretty much it's the only thing they eat though Tana found a boyfriend with chlamydia I was honestly really hoping to see like a koala fight like a death battle where they tore each other limb to limb we've been hilarious great content unfortunately I got nothing like it this is the alligator exhibit yeah what up mate you're a pussy creature cuz you aren't a crocodile you're American crocodiles are the real beasts you aren't crap mate yeah you heard me alligators you pussies I was told on the internet that I could hold a koala though bit disappointed even if they would have given me chlamydia I would have accepted that wouldn't be the first time I don't have chlamydia I have herpes all right next up big trigger warning this is the spiders and the snakes the real crazy stuff this is where it gets deadly this is where it gets scary sorry where are we going spider one all right let's get we're gonna go and spy on organic to go checking out the spores if you are a vagina do not come in that's a spoiler oh shit what up watch it as Redbacks you want to say something crazy look at this beast look at the size of that one tenor that is the size of your face oh okay I'd actually rather touch that then oh there's another one that one kind of looks like a tiger that thing is the size of a puppy yes alright now let's go check out snakes there wasn't as many spiders as I'd hope I'm very disappointed you haven't been eaten by crocodile before I have a couple times Tom's yo what up little green dude you should attack something it looks like he's about to attack so it needs you don't bug it you're betting mean that could eat a baby [Applause] holy TD balls look look at this thing forget babies that could eat me that's the one that swallowed that crocodile hole I bet yo each it wait Eastern brown snake one of the deadliest snakes in the world we have these around our house deadliest snake in the world right there deadliest snake in the world right there looks like a little bitch to me red-bellied black snake I'm gonna break so many rules I really shouldn't be leaning over like this I could be attacked at any moment I thought I'd check back in with my mate the crocodile still in literally at the same spot well I'm pretty much done we've got to see all the dumb animals I wanted to see that was a bit rude they'll gray animals animals lovely I go to get myself a Boris Boris the turtle tortoise I've picked my two favorite things from the gift shop got a beautiful hat and I got my mate Boris the turtle tortoise gotta get souvenirs uh-huh we do have adult hat so deep I'm taking that one now for Linux this is why you don't have a girlfriend yeah we know why town there's lots of reasons this most of all alright well that day was worth it even if I just got this and this hat I'm adorable alright well we saw pretty much every animal that was a good day fun day doing lots of dumb crap with animals I hope you enjoyed it belt the blow you like button I really enjoy these vlogs just little adventures and shit like that especially with Kenna sadly no Shirley apparently she's transitioning to a guy named Jeff that's what I'm getting for that now I still have sick dates I hope you enjoyed it I'm still learning how to vlog but this is a fun little adventure zoom wise laser God laser beef lady face mate drop the base he's laser beam like the gamers dream

PLAYING WITH INSANE ANIMALS!
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41 thoughts on “PLAYING WITH INSANE ANIMALS!

  • July 29, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    Still learning be gentle πŸ™‚ haha

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    You sis has some big ass tits

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    You missed the emu

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    Why does Lannan always start his videos saying Gooday gooday

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    He Could Attack AtΒ  Any Moment XD

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    When I went to a zoo there was kangaroo that was doing a sexy pose lol

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    Rip lettuce 2017_2017

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    I’m Australian Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    WOW THOSE ARE SO Scary I hope they WATCH MEMES AND LIKE THE VIDEO AND SUB TO U

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    R.I.P lettuce that was my dinner (;-;)

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    0:20 Did your sister flashed you laverbeam??

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    Lol how many people actually read this. It basically just called lenan a liar!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 10:33

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    R.I.p. letus πŸ˜ŸπŸ˜±πŸ˜²πŸ˜΅πŸ˜”πŸ˜–πŸ˜«πŸ™πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜ž like if you agree πŸ‘‡

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    I have went to the aussie reptile park SOOO many times I luv the place.

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    You say that gator is a pussy but you have a one one one with it and same as the croc it will still look at you like a chicken nugget… no offense to straya got a lot of respect to her even though I from the Great Plains of MERICA…

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    RIP Lettuce (not that im upset or stuff)

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  • July 29, 2019 at 9:40 pm
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    Only the ogs remember dingo ate my baby

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