ladies my name is jacksepticeye and welcome to Minecraft I know what everyone's thinking right now everyone's playing Minecraft right now and full disclosure I am actually playing this because Felix has been playing it because talking to Felix about this game in like spare time he is so genuinely enthusiastic about Minecraft that it made me want to played minecraft is actually something I know I give it a bad rap before and I said I was never gonna play it but it's actually something that I've always kind of wanted to play I tried getting into it years ago but too many people already knew absolutely everything about the game and what I thought about doing it everyone was like no you don't know what you're doing and everyone was whatever so now it seems like a great time to play Minecraft because I am absolutely unknowledgeable about Minecraft I literally have no idea what to do in this game I've never played it properly I've never actually gotten into survival mode and gone through it and I love survival games I've played so many survival games on the channel but I've never played the ultimate survival game so I want to give it a shot and it honestly just looks fun I've been playing a lot of Dragon Quest builders too in my spare time and that's basically Minecraft I'm not having a great time with it so I wanna I want to get into it I want to see what all the buzz is about so please forgive me I'm not even going to know how to flick switches in this game I am a complete noob about this but we go on this journey together and we'll create a world together and you guys can give me some tips so let's create a world game mode survival yes what should I call it so you just make Ireland the Emerald Isle there we go great new world okay who knows how this is gonna go who knows what's going to happen but I'm genuinely excited about this Wow minecraft everybody we're doing it I'm seriously playing Minecraft on my youtube channel in 2019 I never thought the day would come I never thought I would ever actually play this game seriously there's a pig it's multiple things hi can you be my friend okay turn your back on me destroy the tree hold down left button oh it actually tells you what to do okay I need something better to chop down trees ah now I can make everything a crafting table yes I don't know much about Minecraft well I know you need a crafting table there ginger they they're perfect for the Emerald Isle just don't stay out in the Sun too long maybe let's kill them burn alright should I put down my crafting table I know if I should put it in a specific place maybe I'll put it out in the island is that a terrible idea this music is great how do i oh god that did not that did not go the way I wanted is you okay I'm gonna need a lot more of this see us cuz I was punching a tree trees are hard trees are made out of wood minecraft can teach us a lot about the world around us this is music is awesome man I gotta be a little scallywag and I'm gonna build out to here not because I think it's a good idea but because I can't and it's minecraft I can build whatever I want the world is my oyster you build don't drown though it would be terrible for everybody I don't wanna start off the series dead sweet okay now I'm out here I've got a little bridge I don't know if this is a good idea to put my stuff out here but I basically want to build my own little island I want to build my own little Ireland out here Ireland Island it's very confusing especially with an Irish accent but I'm gonna put my crafting table oh okay you crafting recipes you can make a boat Oh what do I need dark oak planks okay let's make some some dark oak planks how do I make those how do I do anything in Minecraft I made a stick where the awesome music Go Go Fish okay I need some rocks I need I need a handle or I had the handle it for my axe but I need I need something else work I need something – I need the smashy part I need the stabby part pumpkins see you'll have to forgive me for not knowing that these are pumpkins because they're cubes oh god I'm gonna be here all day it's okay you get some rocks at the start so that you can get more rocks later on that didn't do anything today did I not get anything I don't know how this works well shit man okay I can't do a whole lot right now or maybe I can and I'm just not aware of it oh I can oh yeah I have to it's a right-click in the bench to actually do everything oh we're in for a long one by ease okay so I wouldn't sword I wouldn't huh okay that's rude Oh God hi are you one of those Minecrafts dude that's a hick in Minecraft right there come up come that yes guys I got my first minecraft kill this is awesome Oh God oh there's a skinny man's Jesus under space god minecraft fucking sucks everything wants to kill me I thought this was happy wholesome hour okay I'm gonna go this way don't follow me to Ireland though they're following me to Ireland you need to die everything here needs to die spiders can't swim i I've drowned a couple of spiders in my time I know you can't swim minecraft is a liar that's why everyone likes it okay nice I'm a veteran murderer in this game I need to make wanted em special boys I need a bow oh hold on guys I need to get a victory Royale okay I'm actually gonna die if I'm not careful haha what have you done to pick what he's it what there was a gigantic hole like that right here and I almost fell into it many times god that's scary minecraft is a scary video game oh come on I'm gonna knock you into the hole one of the hole oh god that's terrifying it's the pit of danger oh shit it's creepers oh I I know enough from the internet to know that that's that's Bad News Bears right there okay maybe I need to maybe I need a smarter about this oh I need to break off some land need fortification oh oh oh I ate rotten flesh can I can I eat the pumpkins I got I know what a pumpkin pie I just want to eat raw pumpkin tonight I can't eat raw pumpkin okay well I'm a zombie ah ah minecraft is terrifying no one told me that this was a scary game Oh previous creepy Jesus I need to get back my items another all at the bottom of a hole hole God Jesus creepers is my is my stuff down there now or is it all gone because I died twice it's all gone isn't it it's so much progress no I have nothing and arrows stuck in me hey can I requisition them for something okay come up here yeah oh oh god oh god please everything want to kill me you stay back there stay back there where you belong I knew not to go outside to her nighttime in Minecraft but this is ridiculous this is way scarier than anyone prepared before I'm building like a fortress ow alright maybe building a little island out here in the middle of everything was not the best date but what was I supposed to I was so young and foolish I wonder could I get down to my stuff I don't think my stuff is down there anymore I think my stuff is long gone I think it's time to start over start over with a new life did you guys just die already not to get like super violent or anything but I really wish you guys die okay I'm gonna build a chest build a chest and put it right here cuz at least now I can put my stuff in the chest so that I will not lose it I kind of need these sticks I don't need bones it already need strangle you know I'm gonna keep them just in case I need them later on a sprue store let's maybe start building like a little fortification shall we because my ass is almost grass that time I almost died story time I almost died in Minecraft almost oh I didn't die not not a single time I'm eating my own beer here the hope now that I have a pickaxe can I get some stone that might that might help a lot more to have stone weapons oh I'm at the Stone Age I'm advancing at an incredible rate because me have big smart brain big smart high IQ brain everybody else been playing Minecraft dumb brain dumb small IQ me been having big one ha stone axe boom baby okay what else do I need I need a stone here you get a stone sword I have a sword now and you should all fear me for the fearsome warrior that I am there you go in there thank you can I make a stone stone pickaxe nice I've only heard these terms before I've only heard the stones stuff as people were talking about minecraft before stone pickaxe diamond pickaxe all that kind of stuff but now I'm doing it no I'm part of it this is actually genuinely fun what do you mean never played Minecraft before for if you think there was a lot of pressure to play Minecraft a while back well everyone was playing it so I didn't just want to play it cuz everybody else is playing Here I am now but I felt like everybody else knew a whole lot about the game and I knew nothing and people were unwilling to teach me because they were just like now you don't know I'm gonna watch somebody else who knows no I think it's fine I know I just want to have fun I just want to play games man I sort of play video games and have a good time it's all I've ever wanted to do give me all that stone I'm gonna make a little house I might have gone a little overboard but we'll see if we actually need all of this I'm building like a little wall I probably should not be wasting my stuff building the wall down there I had earth I use earth as a base earth is the base of everything guys guess what what you're standing on right now earth where where do you go to school every day that's Earth baby earth is the key to it all can they break through this and get to me we're about to find out on this episode of jacksepticeye doesn't know what he's doing a lot episodes that show go oh this is just a temporary state of things guys oh okay there's a wall all the way around my little thing now hopefully that means nobody's gonna come and destroy me like they did last time I can only hope though cuz I I don't really know what's happening I can't even jump out over this and that's that's probably more important because now I'm saving myself from myself I can't even fall into the hole anymore which is wonderful that hole he killed me more times and IA killed me once which is way more times than it should have I see you creeper can I put a little door I'm a little boy sweet nice doesn't look right yet it's a fixer-upper imma flip this bitch no it's Minecraft I'm not allowed swore um see I could have build a spruce fences bruised up the place but I preferred stony walls the Irish have been building stuff out of stone for centuries that's maybe a lot of castles um so I'm going to I'm uh I just put a door right there alright I want to put some stuff away and now all I risk is losing my weaponry and my dignity close the door because you know I'm not born in the field actually feels have fences and gates so that that analogy doesn't really apply at all I know why people say that okay dammit I I didn't see the creeper got my stuff back baby okay it's all messed up though what my inventory like this was it a creeper wait oh I did get myself nope I need more wood and stone and people leave me alone I'm just a nice little Irishman trying to live out my life in Minecraft trying to build the life that I never had I can change the okay I feel good I can change the buttons now I'm not all ho jumping over everything cuz that was real annoying now could just hold sprints to run oh don't think every other video game no minecraft is in a unique special child we all love it for what it is we stop I died somewhere here where's my stuff go I'm gonna tell you good god my white boy stupid lady okay okay I keep getting my stuff and dying again they can keep knocking me down and keep fighting me but I'm gonna get back up I'm gonna rise like the Phoenix every single time all right I think that I need to redo this wall this is not really catching me you know boom I built a furnace well you allow me to do all right you're gonna smelt some stuff I don't know what this does I can make a boat I don't even know if that's useful but I'm gonna make a dang boat whoo gonna get in my boat hey let me go deja vu I just been in his place before I lose it okay how do I get out connect it tonight okay that one left control of course these my grudges awesome cows I I pet you can I pet the cows wait can I pet anything in Minecraft you go in how do I holster things hit let's just pretend I'm petting the cow I know he's happy and contained with his life you're welcome cow let's be best friends forever I'm heading back before Oh Oh God head back before I completely forget how I actually got here what's in the water those dogs all right get off here and I forgot to put a door down that's a door all right it works all right let's make our wall a little bigger this doesn't really feel like a home I'll build a home later this is more of a fortress so this is more of a not die area because I have a serious case of dying in this game but I'm I'm honestly not very proud of days got iron ore that's what that stuff was hell yeah I mean heck yeah minecraft sorry I make like iron stuff numb buddy progress to the iron age in no time go ahead from stone to metal work I also need a better way of getting food because now I feel bad for killing the pigs should I eat you should I have my own little farm of chickens and eggs I have to go search for some chickens surfacers for some chickens Paul wanted them reginald because I it's a cute name for a chicken tonight all you want but you know it's true November hate him but he's spitting straight facts saying that would Felix yesterday it's like a good meme of that is driving along in your car and your GPS is like turn left it's like like like him or hate him spitting straight facts okay Wally walls to see I figure that out ethnic minecrafter okay now I feel a little safer sitting in my little Irish castle that I've built for myself now I know what you're thinking Sean this area is a disaster because it's different colors and you know what you'd be right so that's why I'm changing it I I listen okay I'm listening to the people I'm listening to your feedback live I have a live feed for the future comments alright which one is this alright it's about to become night time again I I kinda need food before that happens if I don't eat then I can't build the new world the new Ireland the new and improved Ireland your big point going squeakers squeak oh ho piggy I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't mean to okay at least I'm using the meat it's not murder its kind of murder its murder for my own gain but Jay can't make a few omelets if you don't break a few pigs ah I put the pork chop in with wood now that actually makes a ton of sense put wood in it burns with it yeah that that makes a lot of sense I appreciate that now okay let's eat my pork chop ah yeah that's what I'm talking about haha I have bested you came I know all the secrets now can I make some windows that's something I can do sand and wood that's how you make a window see that over there no because it's off camera but that's a window that's how you make the windows they put all the sand in make a lot of windows cuz ie I have big plans well that's that's just glass but I I'm just gonna call it a window god this is slow but this is all well and good this this wall this fortification but I can't see anything so can I just yeah that looks absolutely ridiculous cuz these are not squares cubes sorry it's minecraft not square craft make any sense clouds can I build can I build a world oh I could have made a glass pane damnit so we put up some of these Oh Oh can I put them on the ones on the windows I can't with them on my wall need to redo this I need to make stone walls not let these things put like cubes strong boys all right I'm just put these in the corners anyway I need light in here it's right there my place is being tested yeah it works you guys can try and get in all you want see this is why I made the windows so I can see out and laugh at them ha ha ha you can't get in here you frickin Zomboid this is my home I built this just don't attract any creepers though because they'll explode my shit I'll make some iron ingots I want to see what they do so I get new recipes if I make them yes ok can I make iron stuff now iron axe yeah buddy progressing nicely the world is a lovely place ha ha yeah look at me I mean it's nothing crazy I all I did was put a helmet on but now I'm gonna be safer now people aren't gonna kill me because I have to go through my armor first I know I don't plan on dying in this game again it's never gonna happen oh let me help that almost turned into a disaster it's over here it's not something in the walls I want this you cold no no I think that's cool sweet that's pickaxe not an axe pickaxe for the ground Axford a tree me big brain me big brain high IQ use small brain whoa wait Kratz has current physics hope the hell I didn't know that that's pretty cool I'm taking up all this and I'm gonna replace it with earth but I need to send me a glass and then my place is gonna look super dope oh shit wait this makes 16 that's a lot yo does a lot oh that's wrong I don't wait how do I what I don't know how this works this is this is very confusing oh well that doesn't look good no does it that's terrible that's better okay I see how it works now you got okay you got to do the coke and by the book figured it out can't put that there anymore so now I got to do this there we go okay got it got it okay much nicer kinda not really all right I'm gonna leave this epic first episode of Minecraft here I still have a lot to learn but I'm excited I really like this I can't wait to play more of this I think I'm gonna get really sucked in i it still baffles me why I've never played this it's so much fun it's also way scarier than I was expecting it to be people everything's trying to kill me all the time but I learned as I go and I'll make an epic fort this is not even its final four I will create Ireland I'll create all of Ireland and I'll put many castles in it and I'll fortify everything and be the strongest Gaelic man in all of existence but for now I'm going to leave this episode here I hope that no creepers crawl into your bedroom and explode your entire life [Applause] [Applause] now I can do this haha

Playing Minecraft For The Very FIRST Time
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45 thoughts on “Playing Minecraft For The Very FIRST Time

  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    I literally have no idea what I'm doing. Be gentle!

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    Will he cut the beard ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    Fortnite, pubg, H1Z1: we have battle royale

    Minecraft and battlefield: we have a good game

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    I dropped my phone with the first jump scare 😭😂😂😂😂

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    This was hard to watch. no offese

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    His intro never gets old

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    why you tryna hop on the wave? your channel highkey dying.

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    I forfilled my dream seeing jack play minecraft for the first time

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    Are you one of those minecrafts. jack youre the best.

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    Bs u did a Minecraft survival remember

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    1. use cole,wood to smelt iron
    2.make iron armour so you wouldn't die
    3. your'e good

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    7:20 why did i literally JUMP

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    I really like minecraft because i'm alone in a blocky world with emotionless animals.

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    I sense a collaboration coming on

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    It doesn't look like he was having fun XD

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    PETITION TO MAKE JACK AND FELIX PLAY TOGETHER

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    Jack can you play a game called Green Hell

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    Tip: hold shift and click the item in you inventory and it will go in the chest.

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    Didn't you and the guys do that one horror map back in the day? And u,mark,bob,and wade should do drunkcraft.

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    This makes me want to download Minecraft again.

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    I lost it on ur first deah

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    "this music is great!" Me, crying of nostalgia: yeah… it sure is…

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    I don’t need to see it till minute 3 to know I’m gonna laugh in this video

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    Me: sees title

    Me: “LIES!”

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    15:29 you earned my respect you filthy man of a culture

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    Collar with peers Minecraft

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    Hey Jack… If you need help…

    JUST DONT DIE

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    Anybody else low key get a jump scare at 7:21

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    M. I. N. E. C. R. A. F. T. + jacksepticeye? Somethings not right here!

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    We want more!

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    Where's the pendulum?

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    What is your gamer tag I can add you and help you play the game better

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    Enjoy what you’re feeling. It won’t last forever

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    9:48 IQ brain? More like I CUBE brain

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    I said aww so many times

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    I actually jumped so bad at 7:20 XD

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    Trust me Jack, you will become addicted to Minecraft – this game is your canvas and it's blank

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    when he masters minecraft he's gonna watch this video and cringe a lot

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  • July 31, 2019 at 11:45 pm
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    Now we may create r/Jacksepticeyesubmissions

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