Parents. I, like many people, have parents. And even better… I think they’re pretty good ones. My mom and dad have always wanted the best for me
and my brother and didn’t let us do stupid stuff like lean back too far in our chairs at the dinner table. So good job on not letting us be stupid guys. Thumbs up. Gold Star. Well I did lean back too far that one time
but I’ll give you a pass on that one. And I learned my lesson. Everyone has some sort of guardian figure in their life
and I’m always going to be grateful I was able to grow up in a loving family with good parents. There’s been ups and downs,
arguments, disagreements. But when it all comes down to it,
they’re just looking out for me. “Jaiden, tie your shoes before riding your bike.” “Pshhhh. What do you know?” I’m actually at a big step in my life right now
because I’m moving out of their house. I’ll finally be out of the nest,
making my own choices. A free bird. If I want to have oatmeal for dinner, my family
isn’t going to be to walk in and look at me weird. I don’t care about your “oatmeal is a breakfast food”.
I like it and will eat when I desire. Just watch me. Moving out has made me think a lot about my life
growing up and everything my parents have done for me to be able to get to this point. And even though I could totally make a heartfelt video
about all the sacrifices they’ve made And nights they’ve spent caring for me. I’m going to talk about funny, stupid stuff because
that makes a better YouTube video. I’m on my own now. I got bills to pay. When I was little, I wasn’t a picky eater. I’m pretty sure
I ate almost anything on my plate. Some kids are all, “No. I do not like the taste of this mush and will not
consume it, no matter what you tell me.” “I will sit here with a pouty lip and arms crossed for
all eternity, in this high chair and when I die of starvation” “it will be your fault.” “Hun, just eat the frickin’ carrots.” Even though I wasn’t a picky eater, my parents would
always make up games to try and get me to eat stuff I still didn’t like. One night we were all at the dinner table and
my mom had the brilliant parent idea of saying, “Hey, how about we have a contest of who can
eat the most green beans the quickest?” Harmless? Right? She was just thinking it would be an easy and
sneaky way for us to get in more vegetables. But she underestimated my power. “You dare challenge me? Not only will I win but I will
eat the most green beans you’ve ever seen” “anyone eat in their entire life.” I ate so many green beans in such
a short amount of time that night. I won. (Obviously. Because everyone else was a scrub.) But after dinner I got really sick and
my mom’s plan kinda backfired. But I still won. So… Besides the infamous green bean eating contest.
Which we never did again. My mom always had a “Who can make the
loudest carrot crunch?” competition. I don’t need to explain the rules. It’s right in the name. My brother and I would go crazy over that contest. We didn’t even think about how we were eating carrots.
We just wanted to DEFEAT everyone ELSE. It wasn’t only until recently, I was thinking
about it and went, “Wait. Did you make that contest just
so we’d eat more carrots?” “Heh.” “Yea.” *gasp* *whispers*
“Betrayal.” Even my mom’s sister was tricky with my cousins
in getting them to eat their vegetables. My mom told me stories about how when my cousin
was just barely learning numbers and counting, they would be eating dinner and
she’d say to my aunt, “Mommy, I don’t want any more carrots.” “How about you just eat three more.” “How about… five?” “Hmm… well okay fineee.” Parents have become the masters of getting kids to eat
vegetables. Which is good. I applaud them for it. Nutrition is important, kids. Like how many times, has your mom just
randomly baked you brownies as a kid. And how many times did you think
about if there was broccoli in it. “Ha. Gotcha kiddo. You’re getting so much
vitamin C and K right now, you don’t even KNOW.” If you didn’t know about that, there’s a way you can hide
broccoli in brownies as an easy way to get kids to consume more nutrients without them fighting
you because they only want to live off sugar. Brownies are good at hiding a lot of stuff actually. Have you ever heard of black bean brownies?
There’s ways you can add black beans to brownies and no one will even know. Here’s one. Go and try it. Uh. If you want. It’s a good way to add protein to your diet because
everyone is so obsessed with protein and for some reason society thinks it’s the only
macronutrient we ever need and carbs are the devil and will destroy your life and kill everyone you love and Nuh. That’s a tangent for another video. So yea, two people who didn’t know, you can
hide broccoli in brownies, black beans, some people try other herbs. Let’s move on. I’m going to tell this story cause it’s kinda stupid and
doesn’t matter but I’m still a bit salty about this so you’ll probably get a kick out of it. Every kid has their thing growing up. Some liked dolls, some liked cars, some liked
pushing other kids off the swings. I was all about stuffed animals. They were my jam. Still kinda are. Anyway, one day I said, “Hey. I like stuffed animals and I like Pokemon.” *DEEP GASP*
“MOM! BLAZIKEN PLUSH. OH MY FRIG.” MOM: “Don’t say frig.” My mind was blown.
Two of my favorite things, combined together. Blaziken was, and is, my favorite Pokemon so
I was desperate to have this Blaziken Pokedoll. I was willing to wash the dishes, clean the house,
make a deal with the underlord, sell lemonade. And since my mom is such a push over… *BEEP* And since my mom is so nice, she let me and
my brother pick out a Pokedoll we each liked. I, of course, picked out the Blaziken and
my brother got the Totodile one. And can we stop and appreciate this Totodile,
by the way. Let’s continue. So my mom ordered the plushes,
they were like twenty bucks or something, and we were pretty happy campers when they arrived. I loved that Blaziken doll for a really long time. But, of course as with most children and their toy,
I started playing with it less after a while. I still liked it. But I gradually stopped bringing it
everywhere and eventually just kept it in my closet. Maybe like a couple years ago, the memory of it just
popped in to my head and I wanted to look at it again. “Yea. I remember all the fun times I had with that doll.” “I’d take it everywhere I went, I’d fall asleep with it.
Where did it go? I don’t remember where it would be.” “Mom, do you know where my old
Blaziken Pokedoll went? I can’t find it.” “I got rid of it.” “YOU WHAT?” Sometime when my mom was going through all her
stuff, she decided to get rid of my Blaziken Pokedoll WITHOUT ASKING ME! I was crushed. Pft. Well that is a bit extreme. I went from having a normal day to
having a bit of a less good day. But then I thought, “Wait, I’m an adult. I can just
find another one and just buy it myself.” “I don’t need my mom’s permission anymore.” So I looked on Google to try and
find a new Blaziken Pokedoll and apparently now they’re ultra rare collector’s items that aren’t even being sold anymore and
freakin’ worth a crap ton of money. “Now I’m having even less of a good day.” Yea, apparently these things are worth
more than a hundred bucks right now and everyone desperate to have one. And we bought it when it was like twenty dollars. “MOM, do you realize what you’ve done?” So it’s become my goal. Someday I will have
another Blaziken Pokedoll. One. Because I really like it. And two. I’m not a collector of anything but … now this might seem a bit evil to people
in the rare collectors community… I want to have as many rare Pokedolls as I can find
just because I’m not a collector. I want to have all these Pokedolls that are super rare
and a collectors like, “Holy crap! You have the set of Hoenn starter
evolution Pokedolls. Can I have them?” And I can be like, “No-o.” “Ah! Do you realize how rare these are? Collectors
like me would pay anything to have them.” “I know. And that’s why I want it.” I’m on a journey to get as many rare
Pokedolls as I can now. I think my target is Blaziken, Swampert, and Sceptile
because it’s the trio and they’re my absolute favorite. *whispers*
And they’re stupid rare. It’s an evil plan, I know. But I… think it’s funny. This video ended up being like 60% of me talking
about getting tricked into eating vegetables. I have more stuff to tell so I guess
there’s room for a sequel video. It won’t be next though because I like having other
videos between sequels. But it’s on the list. It was also coincidentally my mom’s birthday
the other day. So happy birthday mom. I’m going to take you out to dinner soon,
I just had to get this video done. But it’s up now, so yea.
Let me know where you want to go. Anyway, I think there is something else I wanted to
say here and I think it was important because I remember thinking to myself, “Oh, I don’t need to write that down.
It’s too important for me to forget” Or something like that. And here we are.
This is a bit awkward. Watch. I’m going to remember right when I click ‘Upload’
for this video because that’s totally something my brain would do to me. WELL. I guess that’s that.

Parent Stories

100 thoughts on “Parent Stories

  • August 22, 2019 at 11:25 pm
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    hey i watched this when it came out and i rewatched it and i wanted to know if u actually got anywhere with the pokemon plushies??

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  • August 23, 2019 at 12:17 am
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    I am so sorry that you lost the Pokémon Plush I hope one day you can get back

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  • August 23, 2019 at 12:19 am
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    4:43
    OH MY FRIG
    dont say frig

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  • August 23, 2019 at 2:53 am
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    Top 10 worst mistakes in history.

    Number 10: Challenging Jaiden to anything because she will dominate you

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  • August 23, 2019 at 5:15 am
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    That sorta makes you a collector then

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  • August 23, 2019 at 12:51 pm
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    Buy one from wish

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  • August 23, 2019 at 1:44 pm
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    Wait don’t you have a eating disorder

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  • August 23, 2019 at 3:03 pm
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    "Other herbs" 🤤

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  • August 23, 2019 at 3:48 pm
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    7:35

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  • August 23, 2019 at 5:18 pm
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    Not on me

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  • August 23, 2019 at 6:07 pm
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    Explains why you are vegan

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  • August 23, 2019 at 7:36 pm
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    I have the feeling i waste my life by looking vids and computer

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  • August 23, 2019 at 8:22 pm
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    Jaiden:where’s my pikcachu doll

    Mom:I got rid of it

    Jaiden: do we have a knife in the kitchen and also do you lock your room door

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  • August 23, 2019 at 8:58 pm
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    WAIT ABSOL IS RARE

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  • August 23, 2019 at 9:23 pm
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    I'm so picky it sucks butt

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  • August 23, 2019 at 10:35 pm
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    I just ate oatmeal for an afternoon snack

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  • August 24, 2019 at 12:28 am
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    James likes that one grass type dude Breloom and u like Blaziken

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  • August 24, 2019 at 2:21 am
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    Blaziken pokedoll and it was like 300 dollars WTF

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  • August 24, 2019 at 3:28 am
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    Jaiden: you can hide anything in brownies

    Me: so can i hide oatmeal hm interesting

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  • August 24, 2019 at 4:13 am
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    " And since my mom is such a push over- and since my mom is so nice"

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  • August 24, 2019 at 4:52 am
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    I'm still waiting for that other tanjun

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  • August 24, 2019 at 5:22 am
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    Me and my anti always try to make bronies and thay always deflate

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  • August 24, 2019 at 7:39 am
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    My favorite Pokémon is Lucario

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  • August 24, 2019 at 9:03 am
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    idk what to say because now you have a pokemon problem sue them……..

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  • August 24, 2019 at 9:12 am
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    I love carrots.

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  • August 24, 2019 at 11:43 am
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    Kid:no I do not like this mush I will not eat it no matter what you tell me I will sit here with a lip and my arms crossed and sit here for all eternity
    Mum:hun just eat the freaking carrots

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  • August 24, 2019 at 3:12 pm
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    I <3 broccoli

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  • August 24, 2019 at 3:22 pm
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    I have a torchit

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  • August 24, 2019 at 4:34 pm
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    Blazakin was my favorite! I love Pokemon and plushies to! Im going to get a Pokemon plushie, I don’t know what Pokemon, but it’s still lit!

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  • August 24, 2019 at 5:17 pm
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    i like vegetables and im a kid i just find them nice and people always hate them and i dont know why oof

    cucumber is the best

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  • August 24, 2019 at 5:59 pm
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    Now I want to see if I can hide brownies in brownies. Maybe even brownies in brocoli

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  • August 24, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    oh my frig

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  • August 24, 2019 at 6:20 pm
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    Tfw you lose something and it's too hard to find or expensive to buy now
    Also perfect plan for collecting Pokedolls lol

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  • August 24, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    I love black beans

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  • August 24, 2019 at 9:42 pm
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    On EBay you can buy a Blaziken for $350.00 right now 😐

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  • August 24, 2019 at 10:19 pm
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    I am picky as freak because my mum said that people like me like white food only. Also who’s watching 2019

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  • August 25, 2019 at 12:14 am
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    4:12
    POT

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  • August 25, 2019 at 2:58 am
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    plushes/plushies

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  • August 25, 2019 at 5:51 am
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    Jaiden : I WILL EAT OATMEAL WHEN I DESIRE

    Me not eating anything : PEASENT

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  • August 25, 2019 at 7:45 am
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    How many times did she say carrots

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  • August 25, 2019 at 8:54 am
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    Your on por*h*b

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  • August 25, 2019 at 1:03 pm
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    Me two

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  • August 25, 2019 at 2:04 pm
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    kololol

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  • August 25, 2019 at 2:33 pm
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    I eat almost anything in carbs

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  • August 25, 2019 at 3:00 pm
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    4:14 yes because you are vegan

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  • August 25, 2019 at 4:02 pm
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    I have a eevee

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  • August 25, 2019 at 4:44 pm
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    I mean I like broccoli so I don’t care if they make fake brownies or not

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  • August 25, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    Your a collector lol

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  • August 25, 2019 at 6:22 pm
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    This made me feel awkward because I never liked brownies before

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  • August 25, 2019 at 6:36 pm
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    I LOVE BROCCOLI

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  • August 25, 2019 at 8:44 pm
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    My favorite Pokémon is Giratina!

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  • August 25, 2019 at 10:00 pm
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    evil part of the collectors community
    No jaiden, that’s the point of having a collection and why people would pay anything for it. YOUR GOAL IS GET AS MUCH RARE POKEDOLLS HOW IS THAT NOT A COLLECTION REEEEEEEE

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  • August 25, 2019 at 10:13 pm
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    My mom never makes brownies.

    I just always eat my vegetables.

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  • August 26, 2019 at 12:25 am
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    Sceptile is better than Blaziken accept it

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  • August 26, 2019 at 1:06 am
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    I love stuffed animals half of my bed is covered by them

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  • August 26, 2019 at 3:58 am
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    EAT ALL LE OAT MEAL.

    DO IT JUST DO IT MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

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  • August 26, 2019 at 4:06 am
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    True

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  • August 26, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Have u heard of wed brownies

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  • August 26, 2019 at 7:05 am
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    My mom wants to eat my food or I'll get spanked

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  • August 26, 2019 at 8:15 am
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    My favourite Pokemon is sceptile

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  • August 26, 2019 at 11:18 am
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    My mom said I hated baby food but I loved adult food

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  • August 26, 2019 at 12:14 pm
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    am i the only one that saw the batman

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  • August 26, 2019 at 12:36 pm
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    Im already vegadtaren

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  • August 26, 2019 at 1:01 pm
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    I like broccoli

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  • August 26, 2019 at 2:36 pm
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    Harro?

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  • August 26, 2019 at 2:54 pm
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    I`m scared to eat brownies now lol

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  • August 26, 2019 at 3:17 pm
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    I JUST REALIZED JAIDEN DRAW'S HER CHARACTER WITH BROWN HAIR. I HAD MY SCREEN TILTED FOR YEARS SO WHEN I FINALLY TILTED IT BACK FORWARD (laptop) IT WAS BROWN INSTEAD OF BLACK

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  • August 26, 2019 at 4:23 pm
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    My mom made black bean brownies ALL THE TIME!!!

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  • August 26, 2019 at 4:51 pm
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    My mom makes chick pea brownies

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  • August 26, 2019 at 5:07 pm
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    Was I the only kid that liked broccoli? It seems to be a stereotype that kids hate broccoli.

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  • August 26, 2019 at 5:10 pm
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    Am I the only one that likes bug types?

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  • August 26, 2019 at 5:39 pm
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    My mom made brownies with zucchini in it and I knew, but absolutely loved it, sooo

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  • August 26, 2019 at 5:41 pm
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    I like mudkip cause he the best starter

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  • August 26, 2019 at 6:50 pm
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    I think we can agree blaziken is OP and awesome

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  • August 26, 2019 at 7:06 pm
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    Jaiden: you can put anything into brownies and no one will notice

    Me: HAHAHAHAHA, watch me put lead pipes into them

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  • August 26, 2019 at 7:23 pm
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    You can buy them at target, Walmart, game stop, etc.

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  • August 26, 2019 at 10:13 pm
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    i want to marry with jaiden

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  • August 26, 2019 at 10:46 pm
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    You mean free ari

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  • August 26, 2019 at 11:25 pm
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    Why do I ship maiden and James help me

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  • August 27, 2019 at 12:11 am
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    Charizard is the real og

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  • August 27, 2019 at 12:11 am
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    I once had a collection of webkins and one day my basement flooded and all my stuffed got wet with dirty yellow rain water and they ALL had to get thrown away 😞😭

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  • August 27, 2019 at 12:49 am
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    Me too I love stuffed animals I even have a whole corner of my room full of stuffed animals

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  • August 27, 2019 at 1:30 am
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    4:16

    This is my third time watching this video and only now do I get this joke

    I was so confused like 2 years ago but it all makes sense now

    420

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  • August 27, 2019 at 1:34 am
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    4:25 = my sister
    my friend 4:26
    ME 4:27

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  • August 27, 2019 at 2:53 am
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    Holly cow pokédolls are expensive!! We have ten ( mainly my bro). We got them like 10 years ago or something. My uncle Ron gave them to us.

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  • August 27, 2019 at 2:53 am
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    Lol I love pokemon and stuffed animals

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  • August 27, 2019 at 3:08 am
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    make a deal with the under lord – sell lemonade

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  • August 27, 2019 at 3:19 am
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    I tricked my little sister into hopping in the bath when she really didn't want to
    And this is how I did it

    I pretended to be a fire monster and said the only way to escape me was to get into water so she sprinted to the bathroom and dived in

    Score 1 for me score 0 for my step mum

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  • August 27, 2019 at 4:28 am
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    Jaiden: was actually tricked

    Me, who's parental figure bargains to get me to eat my veggies with no avail because I like fruit more than vegetables: ha, what a fool.😂

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  • August 27, 2019 at 6:26 am
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    4:11 hmmm, yes the floor here is made of floor…

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  • August 27, 2019 at 6:40 am
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    Dunno if you still read comments this far back, but I support your evil plan 100%

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  • August 27, 2019 at 9:30 am
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    4:30
    Yeah i have to many stuff animals too:v
    (I can't get ride of dame)

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  • August 27, 2019 at 10:27 am
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    My grandma used to serve random brownies 😧 (even if there may have been broccoli in it they tasted amazing)

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  • August 27, 2019 at 11:12 am
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    Jaiden How did u make u animation more good!

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  • August 27, 2019 at 11:59 am
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    I'm pickey

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  • August 27, 2019 at 12:03 pm
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    *Eating chocolate while watching "oh …..

    Shoot" 😐

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  • August 27, 2019 at 12:05 pm
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    For me if my parents hid vegetables in my brownies

    I’d eat them anyway

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  • August 27, 2019 at 1:11 pm
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    There is also a way to make zucchini brownies :/ just thought you should know. :/

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  • August 27, 2019 at 1:52 pm
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    I collect plushies I have 13 I think

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