(dramatic swashbuckling music) (upbeat rock music) – [Connie] Bye, Stitch! – He’s gotta go. – [Shawn] You rock, dude. – Hey, it’s We Are The Davises. – [Shawn] What’s up? Aw, look at you, little princesses. You’re pirate princesses. – Already dressed up as pirates. – Because it’s pirates night today. – Yes, we’re gonna do it, too. – Should we be good
pirates or bad pirates? – Bad pirates. (Growls like a pirate) (mumbles) (little girl mumbling) – Scary! Oh, I got scared, no! – Well, we will see you
guys in a little bit. – Yeah, see you later.
– And we’ll all be pirates together! (pirate growling and chattering) – We’re gonna dress up like them later! – Yes! So now we’re on our way
to try and find Pluto. Can you guys see Pluto anywhere? Is this where we will meet him? – I think we’re supposed to meet him… I don’t know, they’ve got this big light for camera shooting stuff, so, this might be it. They said 7:50, we’re a little early. We still have a few minutes. So we got seven minutes
before he shows up. But I’m so excited I can’t wait. I wanna yell Pluto! That’s Mickey Mouse’s dog dude. Are you kidding me. Like, what an opportunity. – Hi, Pluto! We finally found him. This is your big chance. You excited? – I wanna pet his hand. – Are you excited? – Yes! – So in just a minute, when it’s our turn, we’re gonna say hi to Pluto. – He’s like wagging his tail right now. (upbeat electronic music) – Alright, so the kids are gonna go play a little bit, and Shawn
and I are gonna go watch this beautiful sunset. Can you see that out there? And then, in just a little bit we’re gonna start our pirate makeovers. – Yes. – So stick around, you’ll get to watch it, it’s gonna be awesome. – I’m gonna get me a machete. – We’ve made it to the pirate station, and I think Kayla’s gonna
pick out some outfits. And they are going to decorate us, to look just like pirates. The whole room, this is the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique, yesterday was full of princess wear, and now it is all pirate stuff. It’s going to be really
hard not to say the word. What’s the word? – Machete? – [Connie] Arrrrr. Oh no.
– I thought you were talking about this. – I’m going to try to edit out as many of the arrrs as possible. – Arrrr. (giggling) – What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? – [Shawn] Arrrr. – You’d think that, but
it’s actually the sea. (mumbling) – [Pirate Lady] I don’t like your names. They’re not good. They’re like princess names. – We have horrible names. – Shake ’em to the left, shake ’em to the right, shake ’em up, shake ’em down. You’re gonna shake ’em
like you gotta peg leg. Alright, shake ’em some more. And you’re gonna shake your pirate booty. And you’re gonna throw ’em in! (dice rattling) – [Connie] All at the same time? (screaming) (extreme crosstalk) – [Pirate Lady] Alright! – [Connie] They can’t throw doubles. You guys missed that part. – Shake ’em up top, shake ’em on the ground, throw ’em in. Oh no! Ah, she got it! (laughing) – [Tyler] She got a double! (screaming and crosstalk) – What’s wrong with you pirates? You’re like cursed! (laughing) Let’s see, while you
guys are shaking over, let’s try and get these
pirates right here. – Oh my gosh. We’re shaking. – [Pirate Lady] Shake ’em up. – (mumbling) Shake ’em up? – [Pirate Lady] Shake ’em down. – Shake ’em down. – [Pirate Lady] Shake
’em by your right ear. Shake ’em by your left ear. Shake ’em up above. Shake ’em down below. Shake ’em with your foot off the ground and then throw ’em in. – Alright. What do we got here? Seven! Did I get a bad one? – That’s not seven, I count 52. Oh, yeah, 52. – I’ve got 52! So what does that mean? – [Pirate Lady] It means that
you are now Cat Bluefish. That is your new pirate name. – [Shawn] Captain Bluefish? – Cat Bluefish.
– I’m a cat! – [Pirate Lady] And then yours looks like, what is yours? – Cat Bluefish. I like it. – [Pirate Lady] Johnny Wavewrecker. – Ah!
– Nice! – Johnny (mumbles) and Cat Blue– (kids screaming) Oh no, she got it again! – [Tyler] What’s wrong with you? – [Shawn] You get (mumbling). – [Pirate Lady] Alright, set. – [Kayla] 53? – [Tyler] No, I wanna be 35. – 35, okay, 35 means you are… (screaming and crosstalk) – What is wrong with you? Stop it with the doubles! Alright, we’re gonna try a different thing.
– Five in a row! – [Pirate Lady] Tobias. Tobias Stormgear. – [Shawn] I’m Johnny Wavewrecker. – Shake ’em by your ears.
– She’s got some issues. – Shake ’em by your foot.
– Maybe she has to do the opposite. – Shake ’em by your booty, you’re gonna shake your booty. And then, you’re gonna
blow on them for luck. Okay, then throw ’em in. (gasping) – [Kayla] Yay, finally! (laughing) – Alright now, 63, or 36. – 36. – Alright, 36 gives you Jade Truesilver. – Oooh, I like it!
– Jade Truesilver, wow! – [Pirate Lady] At least
it’s not a boy’s name. (laughing) – [Connie] You’re Jade and I’m Cat. And you are, who? – [Pirate Lady] Tobias. – Tobias? – And I’m Johnny Wavewrecker baby. (dramatic swashbuckling music) – [Pirate Lady] Do you have any tattoos? – No. – You don’t have any tattoos? How old are you? – 27. – 27? (laughing) You should have 27 tattoos. – [Connie] Well, I guess
we got some catching up to do. – Are you okay? (laughing) (dramatic swashbuckling music) – That guy. – [Pirate Lady] You want Black Beard? – Black Beard. Yar! – [Connie] Black eyes and a black beard. – I’m the dead Black Beard. – [Connie] I guess that makes sense. Aw, you look adorable! – [Tyler] Our shoes are in there. – [Connie] And your hair matches. (dramatic swashbuckling music) (Connie screaming) – [Pirate Lady] Alright,
now you need your own pirate bandana, so I think a pink one’ll do. – Yes! – [Pirate Lady] Just kidding. We’ll give you a black and red one. – Awww. – You want a pink one? (laughing) (dramatic swashbuckling music) It is my duty and pleasure
to give you your first run through, ah! – Ah! – [Pirate Lady] Nice
little place right there for your sword. – Okay. – [Pirate Lady] I’m really
surprised that you don’t have any tattoos. How old are you? – Well, I think I’m
– 22? – 20, yeah 23. – [Pirate Lady] So
you’re younger than him? – Oh yeah. (laughing) – [Tyler] How does that work? I’m adopted? (laughing) (dramatic swashbuckling music) – [Pirate Lady] One, five, 200, three! – Yay! – [Shawn] What you think, baby boo? – [Pirate Lady] The eyes
are the windows of the soul! – That’s a lotta eye shadow. (giggling) – [Pirate Lady] Of course, we need to accessorize too.
– Oh yes. (dramatic swashbuckling music) (speaking in a foreign language) (Kayla gargling) (giggling) – You were listening too slow. – [Connie] I mean it’s (mumbling). – Oh my gosh, see she just gets me. Oh my goodness. Should we just throw a couple right now? You take your moms, I’ll take a lance, and we’ll just throw. You’ve gotta shout, “Yo ho!” Can you do that for me, on three. One, nine, three! (laughing) You’ve gotta do it to get your sword! (laughing) – Go. – Yo ho! – [Pirate Lady] Yo ho, filthy pirate! – [Kids] Yo ho! (swashbuckling music) – [Pirate Lady] I. – I. – [Pirate Lady] Cat Bluefish. – Cat Bluefish. – [Pirate Lady] Pledge to be. – Pledge to be. – [Pirate Lady] A true and honest pirate. – A true and honest pirate. – [Pirate Lady] One who
can always be trusted. – One who can always be trusted. – [Pirate Lady] Not to be trusted. – Not to be trusted. – [Pirate Lady] To run. – To run. – [Pirate Lady] From any fights. – From any fights. – [Pirate Lady] I cannot win. – I cannot win. – [Pirate Lady] And to win. – And to win. – [Pirate Lady] Any fights. – Any fights. – [Pirate Lady] I cannot run from. – I cannot run from. – [Pirate Lady] To plunder treasure. – To plunder treasure. – [Pirate Lady] With a hearty laugh. – With a hearty laugh. (Pirate lady manically laughing) (maniacally laughing) – [Pirate Lady] To swab. – To swab. – [Pirate Lady] The Disney Magic. – The Disney Magic. – [Pirate Lady] Poop deck. – Poop deck. – [Pirate Lady] With Shawn’s toothbrush. – With Shawn’s toothbrush. (laughing) (swashbuckling music) I want some screaming. – [Shawn] Screaming? Torture? – Arr. – [Shawn] Arr. – [Pirate Lady] From him or me? – I want him to be screaming. – [Pirate Lady] Okay, so. – [Shawn] Alright, pluck
my eyebrows out, and– – [Pirate Lady] Cut his arms off. – [Shawn] Cut my arm off. – If this stays on your
hand, you get to stay on the ship. But if it doesn’t stay on your hand, you have to walk the plank and you have to swim all
the way back to California. (dramatic swashbuckling music) Alright, now, are you
ready to see just how terrible you look? – Oh, arr. – [Connie] You look gorgeous, actually. – [Shawn] Oh yeah, look at that. – [Connie] Pretty cool, huh? – [Shawn] Yeah, I think I’m
gonna go with that look. – [Pirate Lady] You
gonna go with that look? – I just need a– – [Pirate Lady] Everyday? – Everyday. – [Pirate Lady] Everyday. Errday. Everyday. Alright so, again, with the options. We have cowboy pirate, yee ha! – Yee ha! – But it hides my facial hair, I can’t do that.
– That’s true, I know, we can’t do that very much, hold on. Then we also do invisible pirate. (laughing) We can’t see you, you can’t see us. – That’s Connie’s favorite.
(laughing) – Alright, then. – [Connie] Whoever that is. – We have a, the most fiercest
fighters in the seven seas, the bearded lady. – Hmmm. (laughing) I think I could pull that one off. – You could pull that one off? – Yeah. Absolutely. (extreme crosstalk) (laughing) – You got enough for that. How bout just a regular, good old pirate. – Oh yeah. That’s it. (extreme crosstalk) – He doesn’t have any brains? No?
– That feels good already. – Let’s see, let’s shake it, little bit. I don’t hear anything
shaking around in there. (knocking) (swashbuckling music) Alright, now close your eyes, I’m gonna get out my rusty nail, we’re gonna pierce your ear. One, eight, 10. (groaning) He’s not a very good pirate. He has feelings. – [Connie] Yeah. (laughing) – Alright, now it’s time
for your pirate oath. So, put your hand on your heart if you’ve got one left. – I got a little bit a heart. – [Pirate Lady] A little bit a heart. – Just a little there. – Alright, and then put the other
hand right high in the air, we’ll turn you a little more this way. – The other hand? – Yep, to embarrass you properly. Now. That’s fine. Now say, I! – I. – [Pirate Lady] Johnny Wavewrecker. – Johnny Wavewrecker. – [Pirate Lady] Pledge to be. – Pledge to be. – [Pirate Lady] A true and honest pirate. A true and honest pirate. – [Pirate Lady] One who
can always be trusted. – One who can always be trusted. – [Pirate Lady] Not to be trusted. – Not to be trusted. – [Pirate Lady] To run. – To run. – [Pirate Lady] From any fight. – From any fight. – [Pirate Lady] I cannot win. – I cannot win. – [Pirate Lady] And to win. – And to win. – [Pirate Lady] Any fight. – To any fight. – [Pirate Lady] (laughing)
From any fright. From any fight. – From any fright. (laughing) – [Pirate Lady] Cannot run from. – I cannot run from. – [Pirate Lady] Alright
to plunder treasure. – To plunder treasure. – [Pirate Lady] With a hearty laugh. – With a hearty laugh
(laughing maniacally). – [Pirate Lady] To swab. – To swab. – [Pirate Lady] The Disney Magic. – The Disney Magic. – [Pirate Lady] Poop deck. – Poop deck. – [Pirate Lady] With my son’s toothbrush. – With my son’s head. (laughing) – [Pirate Lady] That
works, ’cause he looks like he’s got a mop on. (laughing) Alright, and to sing. – And to sing. ♫ Yo ho yo ho ♫ A pirate’s life for me ♫ Yo ho yo ho ♫ A pirate’s life for me – [Pirate Lady] And. – And. – [Pirate Lady] To discourage. – To discourage. – [Pirate Lady] The sperious. – The serious? – [Pirate Lady] Sperious. – The– – [Ladies] Sperious. – That’s not a word. – That is a word. (laughing) Sperious. – Sperious. – [Pirate Lady] And frivolous. – Frivolous. – [Pirate Lady] Use of parlay. – Use of parlay. – [Pirate Lady] In situations of conflict (both mumbling quickly) which is written in the (mumbling) rules anyway. – And rules anyway, yeah. – [Pirate Lady] You
were good at following. Now, I can let you go
if you can shout yo ho! – Yo ho! – [Pirate Lady] Yo ho! – Yo ho! – [Pirate Lady] Louder! – Yo ho! – Yo ho we got a new pirate! Yo ho! Alrighty. – I got stickers all over me now. – You do have stickers all over you now. She’s plundering my last set of stickers. (laughing) Alrighty, stand pirate and we shall. – I lost my eye. – Of course you did. – I promise. (“Ready To Go” by Aruna & Rameses B) ♫ Cracking the code ♫ Taking your aim ♫ Digging for gold ♫ That’s so far away ♫ So fire and load ♫ It’s never too late ♫ All that you found ♫ All you see ♫ Circles of doubt ♫ On endless repeat ♫ Starting now ♫ You gotta believe ♫ What are you waiting for ♫ What are you waiting for ♫ What are you waiting for ♫ What are you waiting for ♫ What are you waiting for ♫ What are you waiting for ♫ What are you waiting for ♫ What are you waiting for ♫ What are you waiting for ♫ What are you waiting for ♫ What are you waiting for ♫ What are you waiting for ♫ What are you waiting for (Irish music playing) – Alrighty guys. – Got some pirate crepes. – Yes, it looks like Shawn’s dinner is only dessert. – [Shawn] There’s a baked potato. – It’s a blob. Yeah, that baked potato. – [Tyler] It’s got nacho cheese on it. – [Connie] Yeah, with nacho cheese. I got the same thing. – [Kayla] We’re on a Disney cruise. – I got a pirate drumstick. – [Shawn] Oh you got one of those? Is it good? – [Connie] I don’t know. Tasted good on my fingers but haven’t bit into it yet. And Tyler, he’s got his quinoa and a potato. And Kayla has potato and quinoa as well. – The boat is rocking so hard.
– I’m tired. – [Connie] Tired? You can’t be tired, girl! – [Shawn] It’s been a long day. – [Connie] We gotta party. – More? – Party like it’s 1999. – But it’s not. (laughing) – He guys, so we’re gonna finish dinner and we’re gonna say goodnight to you. – Goodnight! – Awesome night for being a pirate. Look at Shawn.
– I love being a pi–, this is gonna be my new look. Everytime you see me
from videos from now on, this is it, I’m doing it. – So, anyways, hope you
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