– [Griffin] I’m gonna press this button and we’re gonna record a Monster Factory. – [Justin] All right, count
me in, I got the intro. – ‘Kay. I mean, it’s gonna, when the title appears, you,
just, let ‘er fuckin’ rip. – Griffin, a lot of people
have been asking me, Justin, isn’t Monster Factory dead and you know what I tell em. – What is it? – A soul still burns. (creepy bass thumping music) – I hate to tell you this. I think you left the freakin’ oven on and a souls still burnin’ in there. – Hey check the temperature
a soul still burns. – I like a little crispy
crust around my souls edges. This is Soul Caliber 6 and we had to come back and do this
fuckin’ series again because a lot of people tweeted at us. And did you know that if you tweet at someone a hundred
times they legally have to do what you say, so… – I thought it was
because Vox gave us money to do it but you say it’s because of this guerrilla social media campaign. I like the repercussions
of yours a lot worse. – I am a hundred percent sure Vox is not giving us money for this. – Yeah it’s on spec. This is kinda our spec pitch
for a Monster Factory film. – We’re going to try
– Vox medias more of a and get it off the ground.
film company, kinda a cinema, transmedia exactly. And this is our pitch. – And on this one we got Steven Bielberg which I’m so psyched for. He doesn’t maybe have the bona fides of… – Sounds like if Justin Bieber got out of music and got into directing movies. (laughter) – Alright so this is Soul Caliber 6. There’s lots of options here Justin and I’ve seen lots of JPEGs of things you can do with
this game, and they nasty. And I gotta say Juice, I’ve got a lot of like, nasty juice like
built up in my system. I dunno about you but
I’ve got a deep reserve that I just wanna dunk all
over whoever we make here. – Easily the most unpleasant audio 15 seconds you’ve ever provided me. – I’ve not messed around with the character creator save for looking at what our friends playing
the home game have made. – Who were these generated by? – Just the community, this is Avocado. (laughter) – I love him more than anyone I’ve ever met
– That’s extremely good. in my life, it’s Avocado. – His weak point is,
well you can guess it. – Let me guess. – This is his good friend
pistachio and you can see… – Now why is pistachio, why do we have to keep out of pistachio? Finally they’re having Evo at church and I’m so excited that
Evo’s at church now. – That’s what we can do, and we can dip in and just see what’s
great about this system, you would think, what’s a good way to peruse the communities offerings. Maybe a list or a chart of some sort. No they just show you the most recent characters created
as far as I can tell. – Wow. – So here’s uh … okay. – Someone didn’t try too hard. – If you’re worried that
that was the last sort of horny character that we’re going to see, do not fret my friend. – Why does Soul Caliber… when a character teleports in they apparently have to go in boobs first. (laughter) Cause there’s like resid’ jiggle on everyone, it’s the worst. – Do we wanna customize one… I can’t believe that …
look at this fuckin’ screen. Do you wanna mess our solider woman and samurai man or look at this we got Shrek and a bunny lady. (laughter) – I think I gonna go over there to their emporium over there on the left, I kinda like the
cut of the left hands jib. – I mean guys you call it a revenant, that is a fucking skeleton. You can’t lie to me about what it is, I have one inside my flesh I think. (laughter) The mummy is good because
it tells you everything about where they come from
and what their whole deal is. There was a holy ceremony,
there were astral fissures… nobody knows what that means
and the bandages are cursed. Dog you’ve wrapped me in cursed bandages? – Why? Throughout all of Halloween I tried to perfect this joke in my head about how zombies are just naked mummies and I couldn’t get it going. – Oh that’s good, no, you got it going exactly where you need it to. – No here’s the problem though, zombies aren’t naked so
it doesn’t make any sense. It’s stupid what you have to say is that zombies are mummies
that aren’t wrapped up in bandages which is like nothing. That’s like not an observation. – You can say zombies are
just peeled mummies, right? You’ve shucked them. – Shucked mummies. – Malfested, this guy, I can’t get over this guys whole scene. Like it’s, I think he’s
trying to be intimidating but with that hair I must have him. I must collect him. Now that’s not what I signed up for. – Todd, no way, no way
was that the default. – Todd. Todd. It’s a sign.
– Todd. We’ve been back for 10 minutes, Todd. You’re already on our nuts, c’mon. Ah… good a weapon…
sure very practical. Very practical, a razor hula hoop. Thank you. – Are you … is he hanging from it? Look at his feet. (laughter) – What is your move? I really like this circle. This dumb circle. – Oh hello sliders. Justin I’m not even sure
if I remember how to slide. – I remember that they
can’t be in the middle, that’s pretty much the only rule. – That was like our big joke that we did. – That was a great joke from our merch. That’s a lot of … a lot of … a lot of beef in that chest. – Yeah his torso kinda looks like the meal that Fred Flintstone orders
that tips his car over in the beginning of Flintstones. Y’know what I mean? The big hunk of, I guess, brontosaur. You just gonna eat that raw, Fred? You ever think about that? Fred’s just gonna eat that shit raw. – And he has no… there’s no
supportive medicine for him, like when he gets trichinosis or whatever he’s just
gonna be fuckin’ sick. That chest is so fuckin’ beefy. You remember the lady that was like… remember this one from a few years where the lady was like, where’s the beef? – Where’s the beef? – If that lady walked past him, the only thing she’d say
is fuck, that’s sexy. I know exactly where the beef is and you’ve locked it in your chest cage. – Average, whoa. Whoa whoa whoa. Well I’ve lost all my good
torso work so thanks video game. God I’ve missed this. – What is slightly tall? (laugh) Slightly tall is a weird,
an unusual descriptor. – Changing the height may
affect the character’s strength, the position of their patterns, etc. Are you sure you want to proceed? – I don’t think that … has
height been gamified before? Okay, interesting. Is there no other bonus for being short, like, I dunno like an excellent
cook or something like that. You should be able to get something. – It takes less crackers
to fill me up, dunnit? – I guess you do have that goin’. – You buy a bag of goldfish
crackers that’s maybe one and a half meals for
you I could turn one bag of goldfish crackers into
easily 3 and a half meals. – It looks like he’s
getting the Captain America treatment but like one section at a time is visibly enlarged. – What it looks like to me is that he got so tired of his arms being out there that he had a very bad, very
irresponsible doctor add sort of like seat cushions to his ribs. – His ribs are kinda the
bones that smile back. – He’s got bicep holsters
where he keeps those pythons. The the neck is thick,
huh, it’s a thick neck. – I mean we’re going to
cover this up with all sorts of flotsam and jetsam. I’m not so worried about this. But I am…. now I’m worried. – That facial hair pattern right there … is in every video game and not Earth. Like, every single video game is like well if they want this one we gotta make sure they can do this weird Fu Manchu style. No one on Earth is doing this but video games always
make sure you can do it. – Bad boy grunge. – Bad boy grunge. – And now we have a
name for our character. Damn Soul Caliber you’re
making this shit easy. – I wouldn’t say I have a favorite genre of music but I … right now… I’ve been deeply into bad boy grunge. It’s kinda like rich kid grime
if you remember that craze. – Or tall kid ska. Oh shit. Well okay Justin you can’t hear this but let me set it up for you. This sounds like a young villager. – I can’t run away. – This sounds like a bunch
of snarls and screeches. (inaudible snarl) What I can’t change horns or tail? This was a mistake. – Probably because
you’re not a lizard man. – Fair. Here we go, we’re going
to generate it at random. – What happens to this character? – He’ll be fine, his body will be fine. – Oh his bodies preserved. – It’s just we’re loading a bunch of cloths into a gun that
we’re going to shoot at him. – I just don’t know, is the body done? – The body is perfect. – The body is perfect, okay. – And the clothes are
poppin’, clothes are poppin’. – Oh my god. – Now they’ve given him sorta
a Madonna like early 80s era. – We’ll just choose them
at random, the random thing that we chose for you is
Serpentor pants and metal nipples. Is that what you were hoping for? I know it’s so random, right? – Have you guys seen the metal nipples because is was the only thing my game was capable of generating. Yeah, me too. It’s really weird. He’s looking … look
at that fuckin’ face. Uh.. guys… – Uh Griffin. – Griffin you can press that one button I seen you do it earlier… – You’ll never find these again. – Hey brother can you just tap that there A button once more. – Hey boys, brothers you seem
to be having a great time, and I’m glad you’re back in the factory me and all the boys are so thrilled. If you could just press that old button give
it one press-a-roosky. – Hey there bud I gotta pick up my son from daycare here in about 45 minutes and uh I need to not have… I would love to embrace him. – Listen I just got a
text from my boy Slippery he’s from the rowdy pack, that was kinda a college
group back in the day, they’re taking screenshots
of this thing like crazy. If you could just … they’re
having a heck of a time. If you could just press that ol’ button for me, gosh darn it. (laughter) – Alright, this is a dope
Prince of Persia reboot now. Damn those pecs are not going
to agree with most clothes. – You’ve gotta dress around that… – Oh oops. (laughter) This outfit fuckin’ kicks ass. – It rules, he’s got
his own mobile keyboard, which is right there in the
front ready to type away. – He looks like he’s in a prototype virtual reality kit from 1995. I’m really getting very specific with years this video but… – It’s like, Gabe is this done? Yeah it’s done, we haven’t
worked on the sorta leg ambulation yet but
the rest of it is done. – That’s the smallest we could get it. Now this one let’s talk about. ‘Cause I like it. – Bold, Bold. – Now this is someone
who’s gonna go around house to house and get really frustrated when nobody knows what
his Halloween costume is. Oh shit. Oh shit. Shit Justin, Shit bud. – Vicky, my costume is done. Uh.. are you sure? Sweetie are you sure? – Hey sweetie, did you dye your chest hair to match the rest of your shit? – Fuck yeah I did. I’m ready to fight crime. – I gotta pick up my kid from
daycare in 38 minutes now. – And this is what I’m
wearing and that’s my choice. – Out of the frying pan and into the fire. (laughter) – What is the crack? How does that happen? That’s not what underwear does. It doesn’t conform to the crack and then develop it’s own crack. He has sweat, I think he has butt sweat. – Well there’s also what appears to be… And I don’t want to get too blue in this our return, our triumphant return. But I think that’s his butthole and it’s at where like
my tailbone typically… do you see what I mean? – Yeah. – Also his butt crack goes all
the way down to this penis. – All the way. The good lord split him right there. – (laughing) Oh my god. His goonger… he’s got
two… two googer lobes. Okay no preference there… age… don’t care… don’t care there. Extravagant yeah okay. – Cool impressions. – Player setting, I want favorite… I’m wanting my favorites. – So when Griffin presses generate at random, what we’re going to see is something cool and also extravagant. Cool and extravagant. – That’s pretty cool, I don’t
know about extravagant though. Okay. – Okay, this is good. Powerful. Every time that the games AI decides… – He doesn’t even have
any fucking shoes on! – When the games AI decides
no pants I’m fascinated by like… extravagant,
cool… that’s enough clothes. – Is it my PC? Is it not chunky enough
to keep up with the game, so it’s like, uh go go… we gotta get this image out on the computer he’s recording this. I haven’t done the pants yet! It doesn’t matter just fuckin’ put… But he doesn’t even have shoes on! Just push it out there, go. – Generate it. I love the face. – He’s got eyes on the back. Okay now you can kinda see he’s got a back belly button too in there, huh? Man that looks like a
surprised cartoon face, huh? I wanna just remove
everything, start from scratch. He just got off his shift
at the surgical unit and now it’s time for sex. – (laughs) Leave that there, a doctor that’s ready
for sex is a great start. – I’m worried we’re like nine steps away from naming a character Dr. Sex. And then having to put
that on the internet. Well… here we go. It is him. – (laughs) he would be
Dr. Feelgood probably but we wouldn’t go in
that direction I think. The fact that he is a doctor who is ready to have some sex is really just the surface of his personality. – I think we’re done. – (laughs) We have to see the
other options for the body. It looks like his mom came in and he just grabbed… uh I wasn’t um. That’s not bad that actually does kinda… well that’s more like a hospital gown. – Well the doctors can be the patients. Happens all the time on Gray’s. What do we like here? – The best I’ve felt so far has
been T-shirt and loin cloth. I can live without the T-shirt, I think I need the loin cloth. – So we do need to cover his… no fuck… wow those
are great though damn. We need to look at all
the offerings before we… we keep getting married to stuff. – His heads a doctor (laughs)
so that part is definite. – I don’t like the hot pants,
it’s not original Justin. And it’s not nasty enough
I want to fuck this guy up. Uh oh he just broke out of his sex cage. (laughter) Someone locked me up in the sex cage in the hospital supply room but I said no I gotta fix
somebodies fucked up brain. – He, no no no… he demanded that they lock him in the sexual cage. – He needs something
… wait… oh… Ah…. Ah… Ah… Oh… Mmmm! (gasping) (laughter) – Why would that even… That’s actually become someone
else’s costume at this point. – This is my sex soul. My sex soul still burns. Wait you’re telling me I can
make them not be on his… – Why would they… – This is classic Soul Caliber. The absolute madman is back at it again. (laughter) The absolute mad lad Soul Caliber. I can’t letcha go anywhere. – Why would these two
values be disconnected? There’s no reason. – Bye idiots, time for me
to enter virtual reality. (laughter) Jack in… byeeowwyeeooww. Zap zap I’m zapping aliens. – (laughs) Why would that be an option? It’s beyond creativity at this point, it’s not a tool that should be enabled. Ah … hello. (laughter) – Alright now wait, this
is like throwing a dart. I think I can swing this. – C’mon… C’mon. (groaning) (laughter) – Bwonwonwon… scanning for… babes. – No wait go back to Smith’s goggles. What does random do in this case? – Oh fuck. Oh this is classic Soul
Caliber you mad lad. (laughter) I remember this shit, yes this game series kicks so many asses. (laughter) Did they put… on a stick. (laughter) I didn’t do that. It was like, oh a gun holster
huh, I know where that goes. – I know this one. – I know this… oh no please
allow me Monster Factory. This hilt of it goes in the tum tum, the holster goes on the peepee. – I’ve been down this road before, I know how you nasty boys like to do it. – I’m Bandai Namco and I
know where the gun live. – Now okay, you said thigh. It knows what a thigh is. How on Earth? – I do wanna kinda put it on like this and maybe at the beginning of every match, the gun would just fall out every time. There, right when I need it. – Perfect. – Mm, excellent. – I always have my gun handy. – Me, oh, you’re needed
in surgery Dr. Gunhead. You know we could rotate it, make it a little bit more intimidating. Aw shit he’s doing this
with his telekinesis. – You can even do the
work that Soul Calibers unwilling to and make it touch his head. – Pew pew. – Yes, can it get thicker though? Extremely wide head gun. – Oh my god, look at this big gun. – (laughs) Look how
stupid the handle looks. (laughter) Alright everybody the
new Red Dead Redemption 2 footage is in and in this one… – Featuring Dr. Sexgun. – You finally find the first… this is the boss of the
first level, Dr. Sexgun. (laughter) – I’m gonna fucking pass out. You’re going to think
your game is glitched out but no he really does have a Buick sized gun coming out of his head and he is dressed like a
doctor ready to have sex. (laughter) Can you guess where his weak point is? It’s everywhere. He’s an extremely easy villain. – Oh he’s so proud of it too. Wait what the fuck… fuck you, no. Can I undo the undo? Yes, he’s back. – He’s back thank God. – Oh we gotta get rid of this ring, right? – I don’t think that… I think it’s a decorative weapon, Griffin. – I know but it’s just
going to get caught. Have you ever tried to hula hoop while also balancing a broom on your head, it’s tough to do both at the same time. I mean we could pull one
out from Melissa that could just be our sort of trademark
in the Soul Caliber community. People will know us from our trail of red delicious juicy apples. Hey Justin. Hey Justin. – Yeah? – Do you remember this one? I put my dick in a box. (laughter) Do you remember him? This should be uh… a pretty big… zone. And tall too. You don’t usually hear
about the height of it. Sorta like a pizza. Oh tasteful classy art, Justin. Like an American Beauty art, right? Because you want to see that nasty thing.
– Oh, okay but you can’t. – You can’t see that nasty thing. – That’s tasteful. – Do you like that? I think it’s pretty tasteful. – It might be cauliflower. – That’s how I stay so healthy. Dr. Sexgun, I like to play
hard and eat cauliflower. So much that my ding
dang wiener went ahead and turned right into a
cauliflower didn’t it? – That’s life I guess. – Y’know, even in the doctor community we haven’t figured all this junk out. I don’t know how to get this
fricken’ gun out of my brain. God he’s so fucking intimidating. Alright one more toy to play with. – There’s really nothing in the butt. – You’re right Justin. Butt isn’t a pre made option… – How … I have a question. This is just a thought,
and you can feel free to tell me no thank you. How small of a gun can
you hide in his butt? Cause I had this idea that
the huge gun on his head is a distraction and
it’s trying to trick… and it’s like if you think
you knock that one out then you’re fine but it’s
actually the small small gun in his butt that you have to worry about. – I think that might be as close to the butt as we can
get so if we move it. I’m going to be spend all
fucking day doing this Justin. Are you ready pal? – Yeah, yeah I’m ready. (laughter) – Yeah I can take it. – Are you sure? (groaning) (laughing) – Good to go. Wow, it … wow. – We know the gun is in there, and you know what I love about that. (laughter) I guarantee you there will
be some kicks, there will be some angles where the gun will make its presences
known and he’s defeated. – So he never uses the guns. – Never uses the guns. – I think we established that. They are decorative,
he was born Dr. Sexgun and I think he tried to live up to the roll as much as he could. (heavy gunshots) – Uh… yeah… yeah
yeah yeah, this is good. He’s a good fighter. – Do we like this, this seems below us. – (laughs) It seems to need this. God look at em, look at em. I’d be intimidated. – Aw fuck, I’m not gonna block that. I had my full dick exposed. – Hey thanks for watching the video. You are the best watcher we’ve had today so thanks for all the
reactions, we’re top flight. – Top marks for you in terms
of watching, attention, and you laughed at all the right places so thanks for watching Monster Factory. And if you liked it we got
lots of other stuff over at mcelroy.family, it’s our
new web zone that we set up with Vox and it’s got
all of our junk on it. – Yeah look at our junk… dang it.

Monster Factory: Dr. Sexgun’s Menagerie of Deadly Secrets

100 thoughts on “Monster Factory: Dr. Sexgun’s Menagerie of Deadly Secrets

  • December 17, 2018 at 3:46 pm
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    7:26 Anthony Kiedis circa Dani California

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  • December 17, 2018 at 4:48 pm
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    SHOW US NARUTO YOU COWARD

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  • December 17, 2018 at 10:18 pm
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    Get your Flinstones lore straight, boys! Fred drives the family to a drive-in and they get a rack of ribs THAT'S CLEARLY COOKED!

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  • December 18, 2018 at 4:01 am
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    So zombies are peeled Mummies, so I guess skeletons are peeled zombies then

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  • December 18, 2018 at 6:43 am
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    polygon i need part 2

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  • December 19, 2018 at 2:48 am
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    I hate griffin's voice now, what happened to it

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  • December 19, 2018 at 6:27 am
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    IT'S BEEN SO LONG PLS MAKE THIS A REGULAR THING AGAIN!!!

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  • December 20, 2018 at 3:24 pm
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    So, soul calibur 6. Worth it if only for the character creation?

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  • December 21, 2018 at 5:49 am
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    18:58 What was that noise!?

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  • December 21, 2018 at 10:06 am
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    SO F GLAD THIS ISNT DEAD omg missed this so much

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  • December 22, 2018 at 7:02 am
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    THE GOOD LORD SPLIT HIM RIGHT THERE

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  • December 23, 2018 at 1:16 am
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    Where is the rest? It's been two weeks!

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  • December 24, 2018 at 6:10 pm
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    IT'S FUCKING TODDY!

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  • December 24, 2018 at 7:51 pm
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    Zombies are just…..peeled mummies

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  • December 25, 2018 at 1:16 am
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    Do red dead redemption 2 online 😂😂

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  • December 26, 2018 at 7:40 pm
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    7:18 Rob Liefield approves

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  • December 28, 2018 at 5:41 pm
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    yeah I'm gonna need that next episode

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  • December 29, 2018 at 2:31 am
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    …. im waiting

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  • December 29, 2018 at 5:12 pm
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    that intro felt so good in my bones

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  • December 30, 2018 at 5:38 am
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    GOD BLESS

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  • December 30, 2018 at 6:17 am
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    YuhhhHHHH!!!!!

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  • December 30, 2018 at 10:36 pm
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    may we have more

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  • December 31, 2018 at 2:00 am
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    NEXT EPISODE!

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  • December 31, 2018 at 3:42 am
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    I LOVE MONSTER FACTORY

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  • December 31, 2018 at 3:15 pm
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    It’s been so long….. thank you 🙏🏽

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  • January 1, 2019 at 2:16 am
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    I love listening to griffin laughing super hard, then try to calm down and look back at the monitor, just to start laughing again.

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  • January 1, 2019 at 12:22 pm
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    its 6am but i cant go to sleep now, i watched this video and now im too sex horney :/

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  • January 1, 2019 at 10:40 pm
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    Who is that clod at 2:28?

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  • January 2, 2019 at 5:44 am
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    Play Atlas

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  • January 2, 2019 at 7:25 am
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    So is the show back or was this just a special one time come back

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  • January 2, 2019 at 8:26 pm
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    they bacc

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  • January 2, 2019 at 9:56 pm
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    15:27 Commence 13 seconds of McElroy Noises™ uninterrupted by Primitive Human Speech®.

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  • January 2, 2019 at 10:51 pm
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    Mummies are just never-nude zombies.

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  • January 3, 2019 at 12:01 am
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    WHY IS TRAVIS THERE!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?

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  • January 3, 2019 at 3:38 am
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    20:40 Randomizor apparently has a Robert Mapplethorpe category.

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  • January 3, 2019 at 4:12 am
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    Had an asthma attack, thanks

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  • January 3, 2019 at 9:14 am
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    Nothing they can do will be better than avocado

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  • January 3, 2019 at 1:08 pm
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    I don’t understand how this has any thumbs downs…

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  • January 3, 2019 at 3:01 pm
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    Big tiddy Todd (4:30)

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  • January 5, 2019 at 12:12 am
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    MAHY BOIS :'D

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  • January 5, 2019 at 5:35 am
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    soo i've been watching TAZ and i knew griffin was asssociated with polygon, but i had no idea both griffin and justin make videos for it

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  • January 5, 2019 at 9:51 am
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    BOYS HE’S TRANS, BE NICE TO DR SEXGUN AND HIS BUSSY

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  • January 5, 2019 at 4:49 pm
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    18:44
    As someone who has been exclusively playing Red Dead Redemption 2 since I got it, I can 100% guarantee that this is actual game footage!

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  • January 5, 2019 at 5:16 pm
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    My Ben Swolo would destroy your Dr. Sexgun! Lol. I wanna fight Dr. Sexgun so bad!!!

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  • January 8, 2019 at 4:50 am
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    Fuckin' gets me every time Justin slurs his words when mimicking a voice from something, lmfao.

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  • January 8, 2019 at 10:00 pm
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    I love this series, I love these good good boys so goddamn much

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  • January 9, 2019 at 6:43 pm
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    HE’S BAAAAAACK! and this means he’s back.
    ALL HAIL BUSTO!

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  • January 9, 2019 at 8:26 pm
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    nice spike tits

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  • January 9, 2019 at 10:15 pm
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    i almost died watching this, i made a mistake i was eating some bread while watching this and i chocked so hard my head is still spining. and i havent got to the fucking middle of the video yet. god help me

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  • January 12, 2019 at 5:03 am
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    Griffin isnt sure if he has a skeleton

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  • January 17, 2019 at 9:08 am
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    The Sexecutioner

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  • January 19, 2019 at 5:38 am
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    Came back just to re-hear the delivery of “the clothes are poppin”

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  • January 21, 2019 at 4:29 am
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    my favorite thing in these is when griffin is audibly leaned away from the mic from laughing so hard

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  • January 26, 2019 at 2:44 am
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    Nappa from Dragon Ball in Sayain armor.

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  • January 30, 2019 at 6:55 pm
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    A soul… still burns! LMAO YAAASSSS

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  • February 15, 2019 at 8:39 pm
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    Well, now I want to play this game despite knowing nothing else about it

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  • February 20, 2019 at 2:51 am
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    Seeven Steelberg

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  • February 23, 2019 at 5:11 am
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    my laugh like i haven't in a while, glad i found out that the boys are back in town

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  • February 26, 2019 at 8:26 am
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    Car boys season 3 is possible once again. the second coming of Busto is now.

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  • March 1, 2019 at 6:47 pm
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    You know, this would be a ton funnier if I did not read a ton of Baki the Grappler right before this. THAT MANGA has HORRIBLE ANATOMY

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  • March 7, 2019 at 11:45 am
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    7:35 Nappa in the house.

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  • March 8, 2019 at 4:45 am
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    “Googer Loads”

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  • March 19, 2019 at 7:36 pm
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    Just like Bart!

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  • March 20, 2019 at 12:18 pm
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    Resijj Jiggle is the coolest jedi in the Star Wars universe

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  • March 25, 2019 at 8:45 am
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    ᴴᴬ ᴴᴬ ᴴᴬ⁻ ᴴᴬᴬᴴ ᴴᴬ ᴴᴬ ᴴᴬ ᴴᴬ⁻ ᴰᴵᴰ ᴵᵀ ᴾᵁᵀ ᴵᵀ ᴴᴳᴳᴴᴬᴳᴬᴴ ᴼᴺ ᴴᴵˢ ᴰᴵᶜᴷˀˀ ᴴᴬᴴ ᴴᴬᴴ ᴴᴬᴴ ᴴᴬᴴ⁻ ᴵ ᴰᴵᴰᴺᵀ ᴰᴼ ᵀᴴᴬᵀ
    Game was like- "oh gun holster huh?"

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  • March 25, 2019 at 2:34 pm
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    i cant believe they made davis aurini at 8:20

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  • April 1, 2019 at 3:19 am
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    Omg..i am crying.. I am laughing so hard!

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  • April 1, 2019 at 9:21 pm
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    An apple on the clavicle keeps Dr. Sexgun at bay.

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  • April 3, 2019 at 6:53 pm
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    VR… Jack in, jack off…

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  • April 10, 2019 at 3:45 am
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    EATING DURING THIS WAS A MISTAKE

    but also I am so glad for captions, because even as I'm trying not to laugh my chips back up, the crunch doesn't prevent my enjoyment of their good good banter

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  • April 18, 2019 at 5:17 pm
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    I should not have watched this while walking on the treadmill. I had to stop, lay down on the floor, and laugh so hard I almost asphyxiated

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  • April 19, 2019 at 4:06 am
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    :O They said the fuck word!

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  • April 25, 2019 at 5:01 pm
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    19:10
    Me: Satan ?

    The police: No, is THANOS !!

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  • April 28, 2019 at 10:19 pm
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    I cannot stress this enough, these men have c h i l d r e n. These children will one day grow up and probably see their fathers doing this. That is so inspiring to me.

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  • May 2, 2019 at 12:46 am
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    i can't believe the mcelroys predicted sylas

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  • May 7, 2019 at 11:59 pm
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    2 brothers who just love to get horny together

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  • May 10, 2019 at 11:25 pm
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    YALL ARE FUCKING BACK SON. CRY LAUGHED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A MINUTE.

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  • May 13, 2019 at 1:44 am
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    Omg Justin and Griffin are back on polygon

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  • May 15, 2019 at 2:49 pm
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    I made the mistake of trying to watch this while my coworker was on a conference call. I am now crying.

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  • May 16, 2019 at 4:00 am
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    "goojer lobes"

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  • May 16, 2019 at 7:01 am
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    04:11 master chief

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  • May 23, 2019 at 10:25 pm
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    so did griffin and justin come back to polygon or are they just doing monster factories?

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  • May 26, 2019 at 1:53 am
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    zooms out to see bottom half of outfit
    sees short shorts
    Oh…OOPS

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  • May 31, 2019 at 10:27 pm
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    I can’t believe the classic sketch dick in a box fucking showed up in fucking MONSTER FACTORY

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  • June 6, 2019 at 4:37 pm
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    5:30 wow what an obscure reference. XD

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  • June 6, 2019 at 6:30 pm
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    It's been six months and I have not stopped saying "mmmbyE, IDIOTS"

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  • June 7, 2019 at 4:44 pm
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    Dr Sexgun looks like a valentine's day skin for Astaroth and I like it. xD

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  • June 8, 2019 at 2:58 pm
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    Okay, but a gun pompadour is so anime it hurts.

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  • June 10, 2019 at 12:23 am
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    Made me cry laughing

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  • June 17, 2019 at 3:22 am
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    monster factory gives me the serotonin i desperately need

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  • June 17, 2019 at 8:30 pm
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    ssssssoul sillver

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  • June 18, 2019 at 6:49 pm
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    zombies are just slutty mummies

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  • July 7, 2019 at 11:16 am
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    Dr. Sexgun or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Soul Calibur

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  • July 8, 2019 at 2:21 am
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    17:13 for the hardest I think I've ever heard Griffin McElroy laugh

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  • July 11, 2019 at 9:58 pm
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    2:28 IS THAT A PERIDOT I SPY?

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  • July 13, 2019 at 7:25 pm
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    I love this.

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  • July 25, 2019 at 8:47 pm
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    5:42 trichinosis ref six months before the sawbones ep. Thanks, Justin

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  • August 2, 2019 at 5:57 pm
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    Little did they know they were making Baki

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  • September 5, 2019 at 12:05 am
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    on the Captain America comment, I thought you were gonna talk about Rob Liefeld.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 12:15 am
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    Getting close to the season where we can use Justin's shucked mummies joke

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