I’m here in Wisconsin,
land of beer, cheese and real-life
dystopian technology that’s gonna control
your every move. A Wisconsin-based company,
Three Square Market, announced its plans to install rice-sized microchips
in its employees. SLOAN:
That’s right. This company is shoving microchips
into their employees, and this movement
is spreading worldwide. NEWSMAN: In Sweden, thousands
already have microchip implants that they use
in their daily lives. Next thing you know,
we’ll all be chipped. I’m gonna pull a Harriet Tubman
and free these white people. Wait. You know what I mean. I had to put an end
to this evil technology before it dominates us all. The removal
wasn’t gonna be pretty. But, luckily,
I spent a summer working as an unlicensed proctologist. (quietly):
Hey. Psst. Bend over. I’m here to extract your chip.
Come on. -What are you talking about?
-The chip. The chip that they put in you.
I’m here to take it out. I volunteered. -You volunteered?
-Yeah. What? Hey! Who else volunteered
to get this chip? C– Even you, black dude? (clicks tongue)
Come on, man! So I sat face-to-face
with the man responsible for running a company
of chipped employees. So, where exactly
is this chip… implanted? It’s right there. That’s not where I thought
y’all put it. Where’d you think I put it? That’s-that’s not important. So, how did you convince
your employees to let you brainwash them into getting chips
in their hands? ‘Cause they saw
that we could do something that-that truly
could just change the world. I, literally, can, with the
swipe of the hand, do anything. You can start your car with it. You can make payments,
unlock doors. I’ve been able to unlock doors
my whole life. I just go like this.
It’s easier. Don’t you think y’all are
helping people become more lazy? We already swipe everything. I swipe on my phone
to meet these mens-es. I already pay with my phone. Why do I need a chip in my hand? I’m never gonna forget my hand.
It’s always there. Hands are really easy to lose. We’ve all been near
a wood chipper, too close to an industrial fan. Let’s put it this way.
What if I could save your life? Let’s say
you have a heart issue. Let’s say you have diabetes.
What about dementia? What about a senior citizen?
To give them the peace of mind that, at all times,
we know where they are. We can look
at all their vital signs. That’s a Life Alert, Patrick! -But, like…
-We already did this. The lady’s fallen
and she can’t get up. Push the button.
“Somebody come get me.” But if that person’s passed out, they’re not able
to push that button. While that may have been
a excellent point, I wasn’t fully convinced. This is the only chip
I want in my body, Patrick. Mmm. So good. Just wait till you see
what it can do. What can it do? You can buy snacks
with a scan of your hand? Holy shit, it works! Now, I know this chip initially
scared the hell out of me. Go.
(cackling) Seeing it in action,
it’s a game changer. How do I get me one of these? So, basically, we’ll just clean
it with this prep stick. And then what I’ll do is,
when I’m ready, I’ll push it in,
insert the chip itself, pull it out,
and I’ll put the cap back on and we are all done. Give me one! Give me one! I was entering a new life
where anything was possible. Like swiping right and left
on men in real life. -(beep)
-♪ ♪ Having doors open for me. This was the future. But according
to tech journalist Ian Sherr, I made a big mistake. There’s a lot of stuff
we need to think about: where this is going and what
could happen as a result of it. Let me tell you
how my life has changed since I’ve gotten this chip. I can get snacks
with a wave of a hand. I can start a car. As soon as I buy a car.
All of this is great. You need to get on board.
Quit being a hater, playboy. And that may be the case. But whenever you put
a foreign object into your body, it can be dangerous. Not all objects. (ding) Look, Ian, think
about how much time I’m saving. In 20 years, I probably saved
five to eight minutes. My point is that you have
to actually take it out if you want to take it out. I never thought
about removing it! Would this be like
a 127 Hours situation? I mean, that’s what you get
for hiking by yourself, James Franco.
But that’s not the point. What are, like,
the worst worst-case scenarios? Well, people could go
to extreme lengths to get your information, and you could get charged
for stuff that you didn’t intend to buy. (echoing):
This is hackable. People could steal
your information. You may not even know when
it’s being accessed or for what. People will be able
to track you. People are crazy. Someone could cut your hand off
to use your chip. Because it’s implanted,
you can’t get away from it. Oh, my God! This is the worst episode
of Black Mirror ever, and I saw the one with the pig. I mean, stealing
other people’s chips– you got to lose your hand
and your car? Or, worst of all, you think you’re just dancing but you’re buying items
you put in your shopping cart when you were drunk. (gasping) -Shit! -Maybe this will be
the norm in the future and everyone will have
a chipped hand. But, right now, I’m not ready
to be tracked or hacked. -(groans, exhales) -I have
to get rid of this thing. Give me strength, Jesus! (exhales)
Oh, it hurts! Why’s it hurt so bad? Maybe because I stuck a knife
in my hand. (exhales)
It’s ironic! (echoing):
No…! (cheering and applause)

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  • September 19, 2019 at 2:55 am
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    Her fatness is disgusting.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 2:56 am
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    Kudos to Dulcé! This was a brilliant piece! Fascinating, creepy and hilarious!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 2:59 am
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    Belko taught me this is already proven technology. Nothing bad could come of this.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:01 am
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    Yeah, this is some 1984 meets Bladerunner shit right here.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:21 am
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    This woman is amazing ❤

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:24 am
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    He ll No! Watch diseases rise.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:25 am
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    Wait until they can control your mind

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:34 am
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    No thanks.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:39 am
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    Mark of the beast

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:45 am
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    "WHAT IF THERE'S AN ELECTRICAL ISSUE?" – My brother
    You could never call out of work again.
    Kidnappers will definitely cut it out of your hand.
    You'll be charged for taking it out, I'm sure.
    There will be records of EVERYTHING.YOU.BUY.
    WHAT IF YOU CAN'T ERASE YOUR SEARCH HISTORY?
    Timed restroom breaks.
    How will you change banks? Or keys?
    What ELSE will be in that chip? A microphone? Speakers? It's supposed to be able to monitor your heart rate. What about your hormone levels? Will it know if you're pregnant before you do? And email you about it? Don't look at me like that, personalized advertising has outed gay people to their employers before.
    Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:46 am
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    And not one Logan's Run reference. Daily Show I am disappoint.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:47 am
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    Mark of the beast or leading to it whoever accepts Mark of beast tormented day and night with fire and brimstone forever and ever … and because they did not receive the love of THE TRUTH (JESUS THE WAY THE TRUTH THE LIFE NOT A MERE PARTIAL TRUTH LIKE TIGERS HAVE STRIPES LEOPARDS HAVE SPOTS BECAUSE JESUS DECIDED TO CREATE THEM THAT WAY BUT THE ETERNAL TOTAL TRUTH JESUS ) SO AS TO BE SAVED THERE WILL BE GIVEN THEM STRONG DELUSION AND HIS (ANTI CHRIST THE BEAST ) COMING WILL BE WITH LYING SIGNS AND WONDERS 2ND THESSALONIANS 2: 10,11 AND REVELATIONS CHAPTER 13

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:50 am
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    So wait someone is going to be looking at ur vitals at all times cuz you still gonna have to call someone so they can check your chip…

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:52 am
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    The word Mark of the beast can be interpreted scratch or prick sores mentioned in bible on people accepting Mark could be from Lithium or other more dangerous power source batteries in it in forehead or right hand coolest places in body right furthest from heart

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:53 am
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    It's all fun and games until someone loses an eternal soul satan deceives people

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:53 am
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    No one's even talked about this but what about things like MRI's where you need emergency treatment they're not going to know you have metal inside you

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:55 am
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    JESUS called SATAN a murder a thief a liar and the father of it

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:57 am
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    And they can hack you whole life like this!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:00 am
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    That man explaining his chip was not convincing at all…at all. This clip stressed me out.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:03 am
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    I'm not one for the chip, worst case scenario, if the chips do become commonplace, ill just carry the chip around on a necklace or something, I don't like getting shots, did you see the size of that fucking needle?

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:04 am
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    Oh Hell to the No.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:07 am
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    Why I'm watching this and the one black dude is my homie😂🤣

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:10 am
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    You could literally say to someone "talk to the hand" if someone starts pestering you with irritating questions.
    They'll just pull out a scanner and get the necessary information out of your hand.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:19 am
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    Sooo good. So sad that ppl. need to be told this.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:20 am
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    So I know a lot of people who never take their wedding rings. Like ever. Why not just put the chip in a ring or bracelet? Wouldn't that give you all the advantages they're touting, without the invasiveness?

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:26 am
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    So we don't watch cyberpunk?

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:28 am
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    bruhhhhh reminds me of this https://youtu.be/F6MJWCKXL3I

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:30 am
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    His eyes are too blue. That's a alien

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:35 am
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    Mark of the beast

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:37 am
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    Either it'll make it more difficult to steal identities or extremely easy to become someone else.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:37 am
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    mark of the beast?

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:37 am
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    Literally started laughing when she said it the wrong hand 😂😂

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:38 am
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    Mark of the beast… Yep. Nope not happening

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:47 am
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    Fuck that. Not even funny.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:47 am
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    Cell phone GPS
    Knows your every move too
    Hello: Google maps
    Hello: finger print and eye scan
    Rice size is down sized
    Implants equal lazy
    DON'T BE LAZY
    IT'S SO CRAZY
    I own the world
    I own your information
    I own
    YOU
    [You consented to the chip implant and you LOOSE YOUR ETERNAL SOUL….says who? JESUS CHRIST SAID THAT IN THE BOOK OF REVELATION.]

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:55 am
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    Hell to the no!! A million reasons of hell no

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:59 am
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    No, No. Just No!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:00 am
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    😂

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:01 am
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    Prototype

    Of the
    Mark of the
    Beast!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:05 am
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    Dulce always slays hahaha

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:05 am
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    The end is coming!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:08 am
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    Tracking devices that operate when off the clock? How far is that from an electronic shakel for chattle slaves! Except for prisoners, young children, and wandering dementia patients, NO ONE should be chipped against their will!
    WI, you need a REAL UNION!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:12 am
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    No chips why are they promoting this

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:15 am
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    Just another thing that’s written in the Bible…

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:18 am
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    So to save the effort of carrying a few keys and a wallet you volunteer to become cattle. When karma arrives they'll all be harvested for organs. The somewhat less stupid will be digging chips out with rusty hotel coat-hangers. Off the grid, stranded (unable to gain entry anywhere) and doomed (unable to buy anything).

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:18 am
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    Once again, Dulcé Sloan rocks my world!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:29 am
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    Can you say, "Yes, Master your wish is mt command."

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:33 am
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    Now Big Brother is waltching ALL of you, ALL OF THE TIME
    No thank you.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:36 am
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    Bit dramatic but ya it doesn't need implanting. It could be tatooed on oh wait shit that's not good oh ok what about uh, like a bracelet that reads your biomedical data or a ring or something.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:37 am
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    A very bad idea. So what happens when you CAN’T buy anything without a chip in your hand??? Nostradamus anyone? Welcome to the rise of the antichrist.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:39 am
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    W T F… never ever! Full control…

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:42 am
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    I don't see the point in the chip. Too much risk and not enough benefit. We already have it incredibly easy. Besides, I'm kinda particular about what goes into my body. I don't need a plastic anything sitting under my skin.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:50 am
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    They said drug testing would never be required. Just a safety failsafe for on the job accidents. Ya… they lied about that too.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:51 am
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    People this is not a joke , this is coming very soon. They want to normalize it by having theses pawns on the television promoting it.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:56 am
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    Still freaking creepy….

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:57 am
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    It was both educational and entertaining. Thank you.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:02 am
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    I would never put any chip in my body unless it gave me superhuman intelligence.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:05 am
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    I think I'm more accepting to the idea of face-recognition rather than installed microchips inside my hand for payment or opening door.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:10 am
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    Holy fuck!! This is the mark of the beast, this is the new world order, if anyone wants to put a chip in me I will put a bullet in his head!!!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:11 am
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    Hello Trevor there was Xenophobic attack in your belove South African. How come you refused to use your powerful avenue to say something

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:18 am
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    What about staying out til 1 am and your boss knows you’re hungover not sick?

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:18 am
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    Many of the people most outraged about companies/government/their family 'invading their privacy' can't stop posting their stupid, embarrassing personal information all over the internet. Stupid stuff nobody, not even those companies wanted to know about.

    Worried about companies tracking where you are? And yet you keep updating your profile to say 'I am now making a left turn on Main st.' or 'Starbucks on Main, the best?'
    Guess what, nobody is interested in that $hit! You are too self-important. And yet if even one bit of that information is used that may make you feel uncomfortable: 'oh my god I am being stalked! By the government by Google, by the Chinese and my mother!'

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:20 am
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    Dulcé DuRama!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:21 am
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    I like the idea. Maybe we need to work on the implementation

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:21 am
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    It's the WRONG HAND. Thought I was going to die laughing.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:23 am
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    Oh no friggin way!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:23 am
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    this is the beginning of 666

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:32 am
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    This is where they talk about reasons for the chip. http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:33 am
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    Yeah, I don't see this being a favorite among the schizophrenics.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:40 am
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    This is the beggining of the End of this World. 😥😥😥

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:48 am
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    Love Dulce

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:53 am
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    I had several chips inserted into my body, a few minutes ago, and the chips had ridges and came in an 8oz bag I bought from Wal-Mart.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:55 am
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    I don't know if I'd trust a CEO who only has $1774.67 in his bank account…

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:55 am
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    "Volunteered" sure

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  • September 19, 2019 at 7:05 am
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    Mark of the beast 🤔

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  • September 19, 2019 at 7:10 am
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    people should really start to read more cyber punk/ dystopian stories… Then maybe we could hope for the real world to avoid becoming like those.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 7:21 am
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    That's not the size of a grain of rice. It's the size of a small rat turd.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 7:34 am
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    Can you say "The Mark of the Beast"?

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  • September 19, 2019 at 7:45 am
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    This is not funny

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  • September 19, 2019 at 7:52 am
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    I would never get a chip. No way.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 8:11 am
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    So his arguments for chipping all his WORKERS was that an elderly person with dementia might be lost or a diabetic might be sick? You do realize they don't even apply to them? Oh wait I forgot that it can also automatically open doors. Because we obviously hadn't found a way to do this already…
    This is like every apocalyptic future scenario we have ever thought, in action. The people who volunteer for this are FUCKING MORONS! Enslave yourselves willingly why don't you…

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  • September 19, 2019 at 8:21 am
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    So you want to be scanned

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  • September 19, 2019 at 8:27 am
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    So what happen to issuing Cards why it have to be so permanent? Hell No!! Stop putting foreign Objects in Your body that doesn't. Belong. Including vaccine, . implant and chip

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  • September 19, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    Big brother is watching baby

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  • September 19, 2019 at 8:33 am
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    i hate the fact that american love selling their bodies all the time this world is ending and it's happening fast need to get closer to JESUS if you not .Never in my life will i get a chip

    GOD BLESS!!!!!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 8:53 am
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    When does dulce sloan get her own show. She was great in this. This is some Orwellian BS. I love technology but I would never do this.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 8:54 am
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    Now what I wanna see is the Danny DeVito beach towel.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 9:09 am
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    "give me your carkey"
    "i have a chip for it"
    "well, give me the chip then"
    "its implanted in my hand"
    "oh well…" -> starts chainsaw

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  • September 19, 2019 at 9:17 am
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    I was warned about this. I saw Futurama. I know where this goes

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  • September 19, 2019 at 9:18 am
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    How about “Paylocity “. If you download the app on your phone, they can tell where you are at all times. Call in sick and your at the beach? They know. Luckily we can still do timesheets on computer at work and the app is not mandatory.😩

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  • September 19, 2019 at 9:19 am
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    Love it when people with neither engineering degree nor medical science related ones shit all over science cos’ conspiracies…

    Also from comments one can clearly see either unprecedented believe in humane ingenuity and technical skills or lack of knowledge on RFID whatsoever… check the size of smallest existing gps tracker and explain please how without time travel one would be able to bend reality to fit it into a tic-tack sized “pill”

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  • September 19, 2019 at 9:26 am
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    Wait, so your saying I can use now use my hand to unlock a door? Now this is innovation!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 9:32 am
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    Fuck that

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  • September 19, 2019 at 9:36 am
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    “I’ve been able to unlock doors my whole life”

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  • September 19, 2019 at 9:39 am
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    I'm so proud that the majority of the comment section understands how serious this really is

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  • September 19, 2019 at 9:56 am
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    I mean we already have chips on us all the time. Our phones? Duh

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  • September 19, 2019 at 9:59 am
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    sheople need to be branded, makes them feel normal

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  • September 19, 2019 at 10:12 am
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    Imagine, you don't do as you Overlord tells you to, so They just turn off the Chip and you'r fuck for life…
    NO FUCKING THANK YOU…
    Future free People's Army, sign me in.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 10:12 am
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    We all saw the ending to the Belko experiment right?

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  • September 19, 2019 at 10:17 am
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    The prophecy must be fulfilled

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