Looks like my character is so weak that I can’t even jump short distances. Greetings, it’s me, and today we are playing Skate 3. So, as you can see, this is a console game. I managed to fish out my old capture box thing- from when I used to do YouTube in 2011. Yes, I did YouTube back in 2011. The videos are very embarrassing, but we don’t talk about that. Why did that person just fall over? Why did they disappear? I don’t know if I like being in this town. This town doesn’t seem safe. I really love skateboarding games too- I’m gonna jump over this car. Okay, that did not go well. Um, yeah. Just take me into town, that’s fine. Considering I’ve played this game a lot, it doesn’t mean that I’m that good at it. I mean- Oh, yeah. I-I, okay. I’m just gonna leave my skateboard behind. We don’t need skateboards in this game. Okay, I- who runs like…? Ow, there’s a sign there. Ooh, a skate park! Hi, can I be your friend? See? I can do cool tricks. I have cool headphones. There’s a sofa there. I’m going to follow this guy. Ow. The sofa stole my skateboard. Okay. So, I think- Okay. That wasn’t. Ow. Guess I’m waiting for a bus now. Trick. Let’s do a contest. Why not? His face just looks so angry. Like, ‘you haven’t trained recently, have you?’ And no, I haven’t. I’m sorry. I just saw someone on the floor- Okay, I’m just skating around and now I’m stuck. Okay, turn around. Get up the ledge. Get up the ledge. Please get up the ledge. Okay. I’m having difficulties. Okay. Don’t worry. ‘Best grind sequence’? Oh no. It looks like there’s a lot of places to fall- Okay. That was a fantastic start. That was a very short- why are you running? This is a skateboarding competition. Ow, I’m- Very sorry. I’m just gonna hang here for a minute. Keep going, and jump- Aw, yeah! Oh, that doesn’t look good. What were those guys doing? Okay! Ow. But as I said I- Okay, okay. Oh no! Oh god! Oh god! I really- Okay. I’m fine. Okay, that guy there just completely fell off and probably broke his neck. I won! Somehow I won. Okay, ‘best trick’. Where can I do a best trick at? Down some stairs is a brilliant place for a trick. I’m not doing very well. Aw, that was impressive! That was so impressive. I could not do that in real life without killing myself. Okay, four seconds! I can do this! I can- I cannot do this. I think I really need a better outfit. I’m just gonna lay here for the rest of my life. I’m so ashamed. Don’t worry, guys. I’ll make my person look way cooler. Honestly what do cool people wear? I wouldn’t know. That’s a mean shirt. I like that. I’m gonna have it hanging out all loose. Okay, I deserve a crown. Yes. And the first trick! Since changing my clothes, did not go as planned. How do you throw your skateboard away? Okay, I want this cart instead. How do I grab it? Okay, that is not how you grab it. I think my skateboard took revenge. These are always fun. These are the ones where you have to basically jump and try and hurt yourself as much as possible. Which is perfect for me because I hurt myself all the time anyway. I love these demonstrations here. This is exactly- Okay, now I’m- Now I’m like a bowling ball. Okay, I- that was a bit- Okay. Why have I completely forgotten how to do this? Oh, oh, oh god. What was that? Yeah! Okay! There we go. I’m making it. I’m still sort of- okay. I’m trying my best. I’m really trying my best. ‘Killed’. That’s exactly how I dance at parties. Ow. Get out of the way dumpster. Now I’m sitting in some trash, and I just flew out of it. No wonder I’m so good at skateboarding look at these- Look at this footwork! Aw, this looks dangerous! Just what I like. I’m ready. Okay, I didn’t even go on the ramp. But I broke both my hands. There we go! I landed in the spot. I broke my whole body. Ow. Okay, I don’t know what happened there. I panicked I think. Hello. Take this. I’m sure she really appreciates this- Ow, okay, I’ll lay beside you now. Speed. See, you fell over because you don’t have enough speed. Oh christ, there’s a fence there. Wait for me. Oh my god, what was that? That did not look normal. Okay, what other challenges can I do? I wish he’d stop looking at me like that. It’s making me uncomfortable. Okay, I need to- Do some tricks in this area. I don’t think that was a good trick to start out with. Okay, I don’t want to do this anymore. I’m off. Oh, this is where I was when I started I think. Ow. Remember kids, look both ways when you cross the street. Okay, I wanna do- I want to try and beat this content that I tried earlier. Because, you know, I’ve practiced a bit now and I think I can beat it flawlessly. I actually think my game froze. My game froze everyone. Fantastic. I was about to say, I’m going to win this because I am wearing the crown, but err- The crown was clearly too much for the game. I need to restart this. Okay, I’m back. Hopefully the game doesn’t freeze this time. There we go. I’m looking at you ‘Appleyard’. I’m winning by miles! Would you look at that! Those two are just standing there. They’re like ‘I don’t wanna do this anymore’. What a brilliant snapshot that would’ve been! I’m going to get a picture of that during editing. I’m gonna reveal all of my hidden trick- Okay, that was definitely a hidden trick That was, like, a cartwheel or something. I’m not really sure. I just can’t do it anymore. I’ve completely lost any ability I ever had. Which wasn’t much. Well, I didn’t like this competition anyway. Why is-? Was that, like, a bin or something? It was having a whale of a time. Where did it go? What’s it doing? I didn’t even touch it! It just started flying. Did you see that? Oh my god. I found a spot. That was blinding, thank you. Oh my god, did I just-? I just completely punched that woman for no reason. Oh my christ! What? What? I-I didn’t even know that was possible. Why did I go upside down? Why is that guy running? He’s clearly- they’re all running for their lives. Ow. And finish! Do you think he’s running from me? Oh, new personal best. New personal best. I’m liking it. I’m liking it. There’s improvement here. There’s improvement, believe it or not. Let’s try a different spot though. ‘The kink’. Sounds perfect. ‘Kill the Spot’. I think I’ll end up killing myself, to be honest. I don’t know what the flip button is, but I keep doing it. Okay, let’s go. You rock. You rock everyone! Okay, that turned out a lot- A lot better than I thought. Thank you for that cry of encouragement. Look how fast I’m going. I know there’s a path here somewhere. I’m not sure where it is. Okay. Nevermind. Okay. Ow, ow, ow, ow. I had a, sort of, jump in shock then. Hello? Hello? Wassup. Why does he get to go first? You are a brilliant skater! I really don’t wish to give myself a concussion, thank you. I don’t know I was talented from birth. I was destined to become the greatest skateboarder of all time. See? Look at these tricks. I was born wearing this t-shirt, too. Please land on your face again, it would make me- it would make my day. Oh my god. Okay! Wow! Look at those points! They’re incredible! No, I’m not alright. I have a feeling he might beat my score this time. I was too busy looking at that movie poster over there. ‘Stranded Again’. Which is clearly a sequel to ‘Stranded’. Did he not see that wall there? ‘What the fudge?’ He really can’t handle that staircase, can he? Oh my god, he bails every single time. I think he should’ve learned by now just to avoid these stairs. Ow. This is why I don’t go outside. That’s the fourth time he’s done that. By this point, I just think you’re doing this on purpose. To be honest, I don’t really care about winning, I just want to make sure your face is alright. Car! I think I just did something off of that car, I’m not really sure. People here are just as dangerous as I am. And it makes me feel safer. I feel like I’m with my own kind. Here’s a present. Please don’t get too close to me. Why are you doing this repeatedly? Okay, that’s- I was trying to jump over her head like that. Oh no, not water! I’m not very good in water. I’m hiding. You can just see my foot kinda sticking out the bottom there. It’s not the best hiding place. But yeah, I love skateboarding games so hopefully I’ll do some more in the future. But, yeah. Let me try and end on a cool trick. And, good enough! Good enough! And away we go! That was a lot less dramatic than I thought it would be. I’m having the time of my life! Oh, I’m doing a handstand! Wow. I’m truly skillful. But yeah, thank you very much for watching and see you in the next video.