Here I am with The Legend of Zelda Pro Skater WOOHOHOOOOO Uh-oh. Wait, wait, WAIT! God damn- I’m gonna try and kill you guys with this tree trunk, ok? Hold that, hold that end up, hold that- no. You guys are fucking this whole thing up. *Giggles* *Laughs* Now stop. Roll over. Good boy! Who’s a good boy? Right boy, now fetch! Yah! Go get it! Go get the stick! I’m gonna do like a log roll. Kill ’em. Roll over ’em. See what I’m saying here? *game over music* Paulie, send in the boulder. Heh heh. This guy’s so fucked. Paulie you’re fired. Now don’t try to kiss up to me now.
You’re fired. You are outta here. Look guys. I found a horsie. *Link groans* *Game Over music* Fuck you Paulie. This guy sucks! Let me show you. Let me show you how to do it. Let me show you. You get it out and bam! You just do it. One of those. It’s raining now. OH SHIT! Oh shit did you see that?! You know what they say- always hide under a tree. Cus that way you can’t get hit. The fuck? Ah-ah. Don’t you blow that horn. Ah-ah. Don’t- Don’t you get struck by lightning! Fall in the river and die. Don’t worry guys- I’ve saved my best move for last. I call this one the Rock Bottom. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Game Over music* Watch out for my Lizard Forked Boomerang! GEEEEE YAH! Oh! He just caught it out of the air! Whatcha gonna do now dumbass?
You don’t have any weapons. Oh f- what the? WHAT THE-?! AHAHAHAHA This guy. Now this guy is the most killdest guy. Remember that one guy? Well now it’s this guy. Just one more and we’re all don- Oh? He’s woke- He’s dancing! *laughs* He’s so happy! If only he knew the reality, of his situation. Goobaye! *BOOM* Bawbay! It so good to see you landed on your feet, man. I though you died in that explosion. It looks like you’re, what are you a janitor now? Why is this thing called a guardian? *SWOOP* It just fuckin’ kills me. The fuck with this shi- Ow! Aw! Augh! STAP! *laughs* Okay. I’m figurin’ it out. I know all his moves now. Oh-Aw-what? fuck? Okay. He’s got a new move now. Let me win you fuckin- Damn this guy, I hate this fuckin- Bait this out, then he goes in for the hit. Then he gets stuck, okay? Then you get a couple of hits. Then FAPOW! POW! See that. *swoop* And then he fuckin’ kills you anyway. Aaah now I’m gettin’ it. Hey, what’s goin’ on over there, eh? Health bar’s lookin a little low- you fuckin’ piece of shit! You fuckin’, DIE- What the fuck is- He’s doin’ some new shit now. What is he doing? Shit! What the fuck! What the fuck! Maaan, come on. He’s chargin’ it up again?! *Babbling* Eat the food you fucking piece of shit! Give me a break, man. Co- JESUS CHRIST! It doesn’t, never stops!!! Goddammit! Stahp!!! Stop shooting the fuckin laser! God- *Breathing Excessively* Come on you motherfucker! C’mon. *Grunting* Just…Fuckin’…DIE! *Random babbling* *exhale* That’s a pretty good weapon. I just broke it. Ahaha! See ya later, you fuckin’ animals! No, don’t pop the balloons. Please! *BEEP BEEP* Eeeeeh Catch! *laughs* Aw, dude did you hear that? She likes me! This is the woman of my dreams!
Such an amazing feeling! How can I ever repay you? Tony, get the boulder. Welcome back to Cooking with the dunk! Today, I’m gonna show ya how to cook the perfect Seared Primed Steak. every ti- *Grunting* *POOF* And there you go. Just look at those, beautiful, beautiful steaks. Well, well, well, look what we got goin’ on here? Puttin’ yourself back together again?
What are you, Humpty Dumpty? You know what, give me that. You are outta here! *kick* *Splash* Hahahahaha! As we speak, your very weapon is being Fulton-ed to mother base, for me to research and develop… to se- no. Put that back! Fuck these guys. *BOOM* I’m a genius. Don’t you fuckin’ hit me, man! Don’t you do it, don- uh! See? I tried to tell him. I try to tell people shit, and they don’t fuckin’ listen You just don’t hit a chicken in Zelda. Even I know that. And I’m a goddamn donkey, for crying out loud. Yes! It worked! Set sail for adventure, ladies and gentlemen! I christen this ship, the SS… Fuckin’ piece of shit! Maybe it still, nah maybe it still…no. Here you go, Bobokin! A new weapon for you! Pick it- No don’t kick it! You pick it up! Here! Asshole! You’re rui- There you go. There you go, see? He gets it! There you go! For you, Bobokin, I give you the leaf. Cause I’m, quite frankly, I’m sick of your shit. Good luck killing me with a leaf. *Laughs* Aw, that’s kinda cute. He’s just trying, He’s just trying his best. *Laughs*
What are you doin’ there, a little spin attack? Why did I give him the leaf?
That’s my best weapon that I had. Do that spin move you do. With the uh- Yeah, there ya go! That’s the one! Okay, now come over here! Now stand right…right, yeah there you go. *laughs* What’s going on with the barrel, huh? Cause you ain’t throwing it. Barrel’s right there. Trying it again. What? But…there’s no barrel. What are you throwing? You don’t even have a barr- Bye bye. *Falling Sound Effect* *crash* Uh-oh. Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa. nahnahnahnahnahnah
Whoawhoawhoawhoa nah- Nah- Whoa- Wha- Huh? Huh? Wha- Ah- Oh my god, I’m still alive! *smack* *outro*

Legend of Zelda : Donkey Breath

100 thoughts on “Legend of Zelda : Donkey Breath

  • July 13, 2019 at 4:43 am
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    I almost always watch Dunkey's videos whilst eating

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  • July 13, 2019 at 8:46 pm
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    buen vídeo, saludos desde España

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  • July 14, 2019 at 2:19 am
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    5:32めっちゃおもろい

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  • July 14, 2019 at 2:23 am
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    Botw 2 babyyyy

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  • July 14, 2019 at 4:33 am
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    It's a good game.

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  • July 14, 2019 at 1:29 pm
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    This for some reason reminds me of dark souls.

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  • July 14, 2019 at 2:35 pm
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    I wonder if I'm the only one that caught the Martin Yan Food Network Music at 4:01.. Love it! lmao

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  • July 15, 2019 at 9:09 pm
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    Me: Mom I had a big lunch today I don’t feel like eating dinner

    My mom: 3:06

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  • July 16, 2019 at 4:12 pm
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    5:40 so sick

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  • July 17, 2019 at 3:04 am
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    4:33 leaked legend of Zelda wind waker 2 footage

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  • July 17, 2019 at 1:57 pm
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    字幕とリアクション最高

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  • July 17, 2019 at 2:15 pm
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    s.s. Piece of Shit.

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  • July 17, 2019 at 6:03 pm
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    fuckin dies in the splits 2:22

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  • July 17, 2019 at 7:35 pm
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    The Dark Souls of Zelda

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  • July 17, 2019 at 9:10 pm
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    × *Gravity + Dunkey *
    Creativity + Dunkey

    Gravity doesn't get along with Dunkey. But he sure does deliver perfect comedic timing with his antics.

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  • July 18, 2019 at 12:21 am
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    When I had see the word : Donkey I had think that there would be Donkey kong here…

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  • July 18, 2019 at 11:35 pm
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    I feel so bad that I have an Xbox I can’t play breath, smash, or odyssey I do like injustice, borderlands 2, and bad company 2 on my Xbox tho

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  • July 20, 2019 at 7:37 am
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    my problem with the new Zelda was that it was so slow after 4 hours in I still had the starting clothes, rusty weapons, and a horse.

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  • July 20, 2019 at 2:31 pm
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    そらびびかと思った

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  • July 20, 2019 at 2:34 pm
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    1:33 the plunge attack

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  • July 20, 2019 at 5:50 pm
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    fuck you

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  • July 21, 2019 at 1:46 am
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    Хуууууууяяяяяя!

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  • July 21, 2019 at 6:20 am
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    Didn't even realize this came out till I saw this video 2 years ago. Game was and still is awesome. Thank you dunkey.

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  • July 21, 2019 at 6:37 am
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    I traveled to the party capital of South America Medellín and its bumping music outside. And I am having a much better time inside just watching Dunky

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  • July 21, 2019 at 6:15 pm
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    HE'S CHARGING IT UP AGAIN!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • July 21, 2019 at 6:49 pm
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    When I tell people botw is my favourite game and they ask why I just show them this video and they always understand immediately.

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  • July 22, 2019 at 7:23 am
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    Played the game, most boring fucking piece of shit I ever played. God traveling around on foot on 20 fps is some fucking garbage ass shit

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  • July 22, 2019 at 10:59 pm
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    should have been the trailer

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  • July 23, 2019 at 12:59 am
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    Link: gets shoot by multiple giant death lasers with huge explosion
    Survives
    Gets hit by large rolling rock
    Death

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  • July 23, 2019 at 6:40 am
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    IT'S 1AM AND I'M LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF

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  • July 23, 2019 at 8:37 am
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    I'm honestly surprised they didn't have the dogs fetch considering they'll eat meat you put on the ground

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  • July 23, 2019 at 9:44 am
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    Bro I wanna see more of this you kill in the most clever ways

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  • July 23, 2019 at 12:13 pm
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    1:07 Cheap Dunkey these two clips were from separate points in the game theres no icons for the beats on the left side of his screen and less hearts

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  • July 24, 2019 at 4:59 am
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    0:56 amazing archery skills

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  • July 25, 2019 at 8:42 am
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    Best video for the best game

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  • July 26, 2019 at 8:59 pm
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    4:40 stop touching my cock.

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  • July 28, 2019 at 12:40 am
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    5:56 NO, SABRINA!

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  • July 29, 2019 at 5:41 am
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    i have christened this ship the SS…PIECE OF SHIT

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  • July 30, 2019 at 3:13 am
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    Dunkey:
    75% gameplay
    25% rating
    2000000% epic

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  • July 30, 2019 at 9:58 pm
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    1:30 I would've told you that you were too far to the right, but you wouldn't have listened.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:06 pm
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    This is the funniest video I’ve ever seen in my entire life

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  • July 30, 2019 at 11:23 pm
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    The video that made me buy a switch and Botw

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  • July 31, 2019 at 6:08 am
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    This video is AWESOME seriously one of the best videos I've ever watched keep it up!

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  • July 31, 2019 at 7:28 am
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    This game makes you FELL like link surfing on his shield

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  • July 31, 2019 at 2:33 pm
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    Yeah im a gamer

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  • August 1, 2019 at 5:00 am
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    Kay but you know whats the real spooks in this game? Ragdolling. Guardians. They got all those legs flailin around, like a spider that you threw in the toilet but managed to doggy paddle back out and is comin for your head.

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  • August 1, 2019 at 10:18 pm
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    5.25 wft barrel

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  • August 2, 2019 at 6:18 am
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    Made me remember of
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    Kachicawawa

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  • August 2, 2019 at 6:21 am
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    I christen this ship the S.S FOKIN PISASHIT

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  • August 2, 2019 at 6:12 pm
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    Best montage of gameplay from Botw ever! I died laughing so hard.

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  • August 3, 2019 at 9:47 am
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    🤣🤣🤣

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  • August 3, 2019 at 12:13 pm
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    Damn, some of the stuff in this is pretty cool.

    I never did much experimenting with all the emergent stuff you can do so it's all new to me even though I put hundreds of hours into the game. Love the chicken attack trick.

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  • August 4, 2019 at 2:58 am
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    I just got breath of the wild and this made my damn day shmunkey. Thx bruh

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  • August 4, 2019 at 4:06 am
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    Use Stasis on a Bokoblin riding a horse

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  • August 4, 2019 at 3:42 pm
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    Was that A MGS REFERENCE

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  • August 5, 2019 at 6:33 am
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    Now we have genshin impact
    (the legend of Zelda breath of the girls)

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  • August 5, 2019 at 9:36 pm
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    Lmao his accent makes it even funnier

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  • August 6, 2019 at 9:36 pm
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    my favorite part: 4:57

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  • August 7, 2019 at 2:52 pm
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    Can't wait for my journey to Japan next month with the S.S. Piece of Shit Ship.

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  • August 7, 2019 at 5:37 pm
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    This has been my most favorite video on YouTube I'm fucking dead

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  • August 8, 2019 at 3:02 am
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    4:01
    Tony, get the boulders

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  • August 8, 2019 at 3:03 am
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    4:58
    Build another SS Piece of Shit ! Pleeeease !!!

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  • August 9, 2019 at 3:47 pm
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    My sword broke

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  • August 9, 2019 at 6:42 pm
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    No wonder he could clear the major test of strength with only four hearts.
    I mean, he has the world record on Bowser’s Big Bean Burrito for crying out loud

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  • August 11, 2019 at 7:50 am
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    oh god it seems from all zelda players, you had the most fun with the game

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  • August 11, 2019 at 11:23 am
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    This video might be old, but that clutch at 3:22 is timeless.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 9:08 am
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    "as we speak your weapon is being Fultoned to mother base"
    oh yeah… I have that game, don't I? …fuck, did I pay money for that or was it free with Gold? anyhow I should play it again, it's prolly the closest I'll get to this without a Switch…

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  • August 15, 2019 at 10:36 pm
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    I really enjoyed this game… up until my Switch got stolen.

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  • August 16, 2019 at 9:26 am
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    Te copias de elrubius

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  • August 16, 2019 at 11:09 am
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    can you play more of this

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  • August 17, 2019 at 4:48 am
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    TNPがいいゾ!

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  • August 17, 2019 at 4:18 pm
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    I forgot how fun this game was

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  • August 17, 2019 at 9:00 pm
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    1:32 Of course! The plunging attack!

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  • August 17, 2019 at 9:53 pm
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    Best video so far!

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  • August 18, 2019 at 1:40 am
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    0:16 "look at that fucking face, isnt this the same guy who danced to uptown puffs for views?"

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  • August 18, 2019 at 1:45 am
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    every friend I want to convince to buy a switch and zelda botw i send this video first. it kinda sums up how fun this game is.

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  • August 18, 2019 at 4:00 am
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    駄目だ、無茶苦茶しやがる。で草

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  • August 18, 2019 at 6:30 am
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    3:47 Link: [eats Endura Carrot] Eh…what's up, doc?

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  • August 18, 2019 at 7:25 pm
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    3:05
    Eat the food you fucking piece of shit

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  • August 19, 2019 at 7:37 am
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    You are a genius

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  • August 19, 2019 at 6:33 pm
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    Great vid 😂God bless

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  • August 19, 2019 at 8:31 pm
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    Plunging attack doesn’t even work in fucking Zelda piece of shi!

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  • August 20, 2019 at 6:48 am
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    klumpy died oh no

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  • August 20, 2019 at 8:16 am
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    日本人いる?

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  • August 21, 2019 at 5:52 am
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    Notice how even after completing most of the dungeons in the game he came back to the great plateau to show us most of the gameplay ,because he didn't want to spoil any stuff.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 5:55 am
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    Can anyone tell me who made the art on the thumbnail.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 9:23 pm
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    Why did I get this in my recommendations after 2 years?! I should have got this video earlier 😆. Btw who else is excited for the sequel!!!!!

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  • August 22, 2019 at 2:35 am
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    Zelda

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  • August 22, 2019 at 2:42 am
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    Zelda boiiii

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  • August 22, 2019 at 8:41 am
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    面白すぎる笑笑
    好き笑

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  • August 22, 2019 at 9:56 am
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    “They say always hide under a tree when there’s lightning because that way you can’t get hit.”

    I’m gonna do that

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  • August 22, 2019 at 10:53 pm
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    You tried amibos?

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  • August 23, 2019 at 1:19 am
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    3:23
    That Guardian scene was so intense.

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  • August 23, 2019 at 2:06 am
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    0:00 This should actually be a game

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  • August 23, 2019 at 9:39 am
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    ドンキーブレス!?

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  • August 23, 2019 at 11:17 am
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    Now imagine if Nintendo were not cunt and released this on PC etc ..Nah they are as evil as Apple

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  • August 23, 2019 at 11:43 am
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    Why does the tittle of this video translate in croatian as Legend of zelda:donkey's breath

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  • August 23, 2019 at 4:32 pm
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    pls nerf korok leaf
    is op

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