THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, THANKS FOR COMING. PLEASE RELAX. FOR THOSE OF YOU VISITING, WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD WHERE THERE’S AN EXTRA LAYER OF SMOG AND SPRAY TAN THANKS TO A BIGLY VISITOR FROM THE EAST. PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS IN TOWN FOR AN ADVENTURE THAT STARTED IN PALO ALTO AND MADE A STOP HERE IN L.A.>>AIR FORCE ONE TOUCHED DOWN AROUND 4:15 IN THE BAY AREA. THE PRESIDENT ON A FUND RAISING TRIP EXPECTED TO BRING INASMUCH AS $15 MILLION FOR HIS REELECTION CAMPAIGN.>>I LOVE L.A. WHAT’S NOT TO LOVE ABOUT GREAT WEATHER AND AN ECONOMY THAT’S WORTH ALMOST $600 BILLION.>>Jimmy: YEAH, WE LOVE YOU RIGHT BACK, OLD PAL. AT THE BEGINNING OF A LEVITRA COMMERCIAL. SO HE HAD A FUND RAISING BREAKFAST THIS MORNING. LAST NIGHT HE APPEARED AT A FUND RAISING DINNER WHERE HE TOLD SUPPORTERS WE WILL NEVER BE A SOCIALIST COUNTRY, AND THEN HE ASKED THEM FOR MONEY. WHILE HE WAS HERE, TRUMP TOOK TIME TO CRITICIZE OUR CITIES FOR THE HOMELESS CRISIS WE’RE EXPERIENCING AND SAYS HE PLANS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, WHICH IS GOOD. I THINK IT WOULD BE GREAT IF HE LET ALL THE HOMELESS PEOPLE STAY AT THE TRUMP HOTEL. I HEAR THEY’VE GOT A LOT OF EMPTY ROOMS. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] SO AFTER HE GOT HIS, THANKS, EVERYBODY. AFTER HE GOT HIS MONEY AND WENT DOWN TO SAN DIEGO FOR MORE MONEY, AND THEN KEPT HEADING SOUTH FOR A STOP AT THE BORDER TO CHECK ON PROGRESS ON HIS WALL.>>THIS IS YOUR MAXIMUM THAT YOU COULD DO, AND ONE THING WE HAVEN’T MENTIONED IS TECHNOLOGY. THEY’RE WIRED SO THAT WE WILL KNOW IF SOMEBODY’S TRYING TO BREAK THROUGH, AND YOU MAY WANT TO DISCUSS THAT A LITTLE, GENERAL.>>SIR, THERE COULD BE SOME ADVANTAGE TO NOT DISCUSSING THAT.>>THAT’S A GOOD ANSWER.>>Jimmy: QUIET, DOPEY, YOU’RE GOING TO RUIN THE SURPRISE. AND WHILE NOT ALL ANGELENOS WELCOMED THE PRESIDENT TO OUR FAIR CITY, YOU KNOW WHO DIDN’T STAND IN INVITATION TODAY? THE TALIBAN, LESS THAN TWO WEEKS AFTER TRUMP CANCELED THEIR CAMP DAVID SLUMBER PARTY, THEY SAID IF TRUMP WANTS TO TALK THEIR DOORS ARE OPEN. OF COURSE THEIR DOORS ARE OPEN. THEY LIVE IN CAVES. CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT MEETING? THE ONLY PEACE HE’S GOING TO GET WITH THEM IS A FIVE-PIECE FROM KFC. THIS IS THE NEW NEW NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER, ROBERT C. O’BRIEN. TRUMP OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED HIM ON TWITTER, HE WROTE I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE ROBERT C. O’BRIEN AS THE VERY SPECIAL ENVOY FOR HOSTAGE AFFAIRS AS OUR NEW NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER. HE IS A HOSTAGE NEGOTIATOR FOR REAL. HE GOT TO KNOW TRUMP WHEN HE TRIED TO GET HIM TO LET MELANIA GO, AND THAT DIDN’T WORK OUT. BUT THEY BECAME FRIENDS. HE’S ALSO THE GUY HE SENT TO SWE SWEDEN TO FREE A$AP ROCKY. DONALD TRUMP HAS NOW GONE THROUGH MORE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISERS THAN WIVES. MEANWHILE, THE FIRST LADY HAS A RENOVATION PROJECT GOING. SHE’S BEEN FIXING UP THE EAST WING, PAINTING, REFURBISHING, PATCHING UP LITTLE FIST HOLES IN THE WALL. AMONG THE IMPROVEMENTS SHE’S MAKING, SHE HAD TO GET THE RUG IN THE DIPLOMATIC RECEPTION ROOM REPLACED BECAUSE FOOT TRAFFIC HAD WARN IT DOWN. UNFORTUNATELY, WHEN THEY FOUND THE OLD ONE OUT IN THE TRASH THEY FOUND HER IN IT AND HAD TO MAKE HER GO BLAACK INSIDE. SHE DESIGNED A RUG FOR HER HUSBAND’S BATHROOM. AND SHE DESIGNED A RUG FOR MIKE PENCE AT SPACE FORCE HEADQUARTERS. THE BIG PROJECT WAS THE MASTER BEDROOM. IT IS DATED. IT HASN’T BEEN REMODELLED IN QUITE SOME TIME. THIS IS BEFORE. AND THIS WAS AFTER. I THINK IT LOOKS GREAT. SHE JUST WANTS EVERY ROOM TO BE BEST, THAT’S ALL. WOULDN’T IT BE GREAT IF MELANIA HAD A REALITY SHOW? TRAPPED IN THAT HOUSE, ANGRILY SIPPING MARTINIS, UNDER A HUGE PORTRAIT OF GROVER CLEVELAND. WHO IS DIS? SPEAKING OF REALITY SHOWS, THE PRESIDENT’S FORMER CAMPAIGN MANAGER, COREY LEWANDOWSKI SAID A LOT OF NOTHING TO CONGRESS YESTERDAY. THEY BROUGHT HIM IN. HE REPEATEDLY REFUSED TO ANSWER QUESTIONS FROM DEMOCRATS, AND THEN HE TOOK A VICTORY LAP ON CABLE NEWS. HE WAS ON CNN WITH ALISYN CAMEROTA, SHE WAS VERY, VERY PATIENT WITH THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON IN THE WORLD.>>THE MUELLER REPORT WAS VERY CLEAR. THERE WAS NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION.>>THAT’S NOT WHAT THE MUELLER REPORT SAID, COREY.>>IT ABSOLUTELY SAID THAT.>>COREY. WAIT A SECOND, HOLD ON, TIME OUT, TIME OUT. DID YOU READ THE MUELLER REPORT?>>NO, I NEVER DID.>>Jimmy: HE’S WAITING FOR THE MOVIE TO COME OUT. SHE ALSO ASKED HIM ABOUT A STATEMENT HE MADE IN CONGRESS, ONE OF THE FEW STATEMENTS HE MADE IN CONGRESS WHERE HE MADE IT CLEAR HE FEELS NO OBLIGATION TO BE HONEST WHEN SPEAKING TO THE MEDIA.>>THIS IS IMPORTANT. DO YOU LIE — >>I’VE ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION.>>TO THE MEDIA?>>WHI’M AS HONEST AS I CAN BE OFTEN AS I CAN BE.>>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?>>WHICH PART OF THAT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?>>WHEN YOU LIE, COREY, WHEN DO YOU LIE? ARE YOU LYING NOW? FOR INSTANCE.>>I’M AS HONEST AS I CAN BE WITH YOU, ALISON.>>THAT’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.>>Jimmy: THEY DEFINITELY NEED TO GET DIVORCED. BECAUSE THAT’S NOT GOING TO WORK OUT. IT TOOK A WHILE.

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100 thoughts on “Least Favorite Character in the Trump Universe

  • September 19, 2019 at 2:54 pm
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    Melania doesn't even live at the WH….she's lived in Maryland near her son's school for almost 2 years…

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  • September 19, 2019 at 2:56 pm
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    Cory's a manakin . . . . my least favorite is still the Dumpster.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:02 pm
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    That Cory guy is an absolute chamberpot! In trying to be smart, his stupidy triumph instead! What an absolute, obnoxious dipstick!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:02 pm
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    My taxes go to this jackass so he can raise money? Hell is to good for this POtuS.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:05 pm
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    Cory or Stephen Miller fall in a shark tank, who makes it out? Hopefully no one.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:06 pm
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    Jimberly, you beta male, you……. listen to JOHNNY CARSON and leave the politics OUT, ya fuckin' wimp!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:10 pm
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    He HAD to be in Cali for 420 it could calm him down a bit!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:10 pm
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    Trump 2020

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:10 pm
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    Trump was in LA and expected to collect $15M in campaign contributions. How many millions of taxpayer money was spent to get him there in Airforce1 with all that staff and security?

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:14 pm
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    Comment poll: Who here has read the Mueller report?

    (I've read about half of it so far)

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:21 pm
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    The Taliban live in caves without doors? Well THAT'S the problem: If Trump's Hotels would offer rooms without doors, the Taliban could rent them. And we all know: Who pays money to Trump is friend! 😀 😀 😀

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:32 pm
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    Strange making Fun of Taliban ! While it was USA and Allies that helped them come to Power ! Operation Cyclone.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:36 pm
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    Jimmy I love you but why do you RUSH thru your jokes and punch lines..you hace good material but it’s hard to appreciate it when you’re reading thru them without any periods

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:48 pm
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    Go Trump! 💪

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:53 pm
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    Was that weird grown up kiddo her Husband ? 🤣🤣

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  • September 19, 2019 at 3:54 pm
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    NObody can take that distinction away from Mitch McConnell.
    Not Lewandowski
    Not Conway
    Not Graham
    Not Giuliani
    Not Huckabee

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:01 pm
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    Corey is horrible, but Stephen Miller is worse.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:01 pm
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    Does anyone else always get subtitles turning on automatically on Kimmel's videos? ( I Don't, but I would figure I'd ask for a friend)…

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:07 pm
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    While there is clearly stiff competition in this category, for me it's still Stephen Miller.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:20 pm
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    The moral of the story kids is that if you cheat, lie and mislead people… you too can join the highest office in the country, where you get the suck up to people who have more money than you in order to get paid for appearing to work. How great is that? BONUS: You can be TV and be smug about how dishonest you are. So forget school and hard work. Drop everything now and learn how to lie while being a suck up. You too can be morally bankrupt in order be successful. What an aspiration!!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:25 pm
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    TRUMP 2020

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:30 pm
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    😂😂😂😂😂

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:36 pm
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    I dint like trump bur my god are these jokes bad.
    So bad that I need to use speech commands because my eyes have rolled behind my lead.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:39 pm
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    The last car he drove was a peddle car. He smashed it to bits because people laughed at him….but he was 69 years old

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:43 pm
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    That general is sacked. Trump: A less intelligent or likeable Admiral General Aladeen

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  • September 19, 2019 at 4:56 pm
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    I want to know the donors supporting this imbecile..

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:09 pm
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    15 000 000 for his campaign 😳😳😳😳

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:25 pm
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    Funny donkey trump. 😂🤣

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:26 pm
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    I wonder how much of Djackass Drumpf’s own money has it spent on its extracurricular activities since in office?

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:33 pm
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    Duh, their wired, duh, we shouldn't talk about it?

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:41 pm
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    Who paid for this trip to raise money for himself ? He needs to pay for the whole trip

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:44 pm
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    Mine is Trump

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:46 pm
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    It would be so gratifying to be able to open hand slap as hard as one could to each and everyone in the Dump party.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 5:48 pm
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    WTF is wrong with the democrap Congress why didn't they throw that Ahole in jail they have the power use it you dump FKs or is that plastic face Pelosi tied your hands

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:05 pm
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    This is a very bias show. Not even funny. Felt more like a hate rant towards the President. Well, luckily i am not living in America.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:11 pm
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    lewy the lizard did not read the report but the lady interviewing did….the little trump swamp creature needs to have some truth serum….

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:12 pm
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    o'brien got the job because he complimented trump in the media….oy…

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:13 pm
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    Yeah not socialist huh, I guess don't give farmers billions after you trade war antics??

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:18 pm
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    corruption bagmen: George Nader and Erik Prince the Saudi and Russia nexus

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:18 pm
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    Bigly ……never gets old

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:23 pm
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    Corey L comes across as the dumbest white guy ever

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:27 pm
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    That man was shoveling a lot of bullshitt at the end ……
    The report said Trump was totally exonerated
    Did you read did you read the report?
    No………

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:33 pm
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    Very tired of turning off the captions
    Stop it

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:33 pm
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    Am I the only one here who's irritated by Corey Lewandowski's haircut? Every time I look at that high & tight, I think, "Damn, that guy served in the Marines. Like it or not, I have to respect that." Guess what. Lewandowski never served in any branch of the United States Armed Forces.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:41 pm
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    Nice to know the wall is wired.
    What’s the WiFi password tho?

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  • September 19, 2019 at 6:48 pm
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    Who applauds themselves for walking through a door? Let me rephrase…nobody in their right mind would applaud themselves…

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  • September 19, 2019 at 7:01 pm
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    OBrien, another guy to stay in the Irish hotel when he goes to to Europe.
    Why would Melania have anything to do with decor in the White House, surely they can hire a professional.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 7:03 pm
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    Corey lies when his lips are moving. What a goon

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  • September 19, 2019 at 7:15 pm
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    Who pay u to insult ur president?…lol

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  • September 19, 2019 at 7:18 pm
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    Never forget: The "evangelicals" did this to us.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 7:35 pm
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    That has to be the new number one on "The Punishers" list to clean off the face of the earth

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  • September 19, 2019 at 7:48 pm
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    1:39 uh. I though he was just bald at the back

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  • September 19, 2019 at 7:49 pm
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    Why do captions always turn on with Kimmel videos

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  • September 19, 2019 at 8:22 pm
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    Trump is great kimmel not so much!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 8:47 pm
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    Many of the homeless people would be an improvement on Pence and Miller.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 9:06 pm
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    Hey Corey, what part of "you're a moron" don't you understand?

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  • September 19, 2019 at 9:27 pm
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    Where is Jake Byrd????

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  • September 19, 2019 at 9:27 pm
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    Trump is so stupid. Most people would have to really work to be that stupid. For him, it's soooo easy! Don't you just love that the American tax payers were willing to pay for O'Brien to go to Sweden to attempt the "rescue" of A-sap rocky who along with his two beefy bodyguards took on a 120 pound fan, they then spent a month behind bars (Swedish jails are much better than American jails and they eat better too!) and paid a horrendous $1300 fine?!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 9:43 pm
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    Trump is the worst character in the Trump Universe. Honestly, as awful as they all would be, I'd take president John Bolton, president Mike Pence, president Mitch McConnell, president Brett Kavanaugh, president Stephen Miller, president Ivanka, president Jared… all over Trump. I know each of them would be absolutely horrible, but Trump is the worst. The man is actually mentally retarded.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 9:52 pm
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    Corey Lewendowski is just another terrorist that deserves torture and an extremely slow and painful death.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 10:05 pm
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    California is secretly turning more & more Red/ Republican. He raised $15 Million already

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  • September 19, 2019 at 10:21 pm
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    Trip.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 10:55 pm
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    Cc

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  • September 19, 2019 at 10:55 pm
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    Can we put him in infinite detention???!!!!

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  • September 19, 2019 at 10:58 pm
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    YouTube stop putting this man on my recommended I don't like Jimmy Kimmel he a evil person

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  • September 19, 2019 at 11:07 pm
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    "What does that mean?" Well, Allison, it means your guest is umbilically linked to the High Priest of Bottomless BS, the Sultan of Swindle, God-Emperor in perpetuity of Cretinstan, Donald Joffrey deBrainfart Trump.

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  • September 19, 2019 at 11:56 pm
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    that crazy-haired guy wears too much makeup.  who is he?

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  • September 19, 2019 at 11:56 pm
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    Anti -American show

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  • September 19, 2019 at 11:58 pm
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    If the California republican party gave him money after sh*** all over Their State They deserve what they get when it comes to republican party

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  • September 20, 2019 at 12:14 am
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    Sorry, Jimmy. The least favorite is still the ghoul Steven Miller. At present, Lewandowski runs a far second.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 12:40 am
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    I'd ban him from any city I held the keys to.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 12:46 am
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    Pence claims a horse bit him. I hope the horse s OK.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 12:48 am
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    Kimmel's a parasite.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 2:08 am
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    That was a pretty convincing pitch for Real Housewife of the White House

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  • September 20, 2019 at 2:19 am
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    I’m sick of turning off closed captioning every time I watch Kimmel! SOMEBODY FIX THIS!!!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 2:32 am
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    The only true statement Lewandowski said 'I am as honest as I can be.'

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  • September 20, 2019 at 2:42 am
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    Lewandowski is the lowest scum I've seen associated with the Trump administration. So arrogant and self-consumed and carries nothing but contempt for rule of law, congress, the media, common courtesy and most importantly: The truth. I sincerely hope this man gets his earned rewards for his behavior. Karma will find him eventually.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 2:58 am
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    The Real Housewives if 1600 Penn Ave?Not sure if that should be current and prior first ladies or current and former Trump wives?

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  • September 20, 2019 at 3:31 am
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    "I worked long and hard with him" …6 months later after he was let go because of a scandal "I barely knew the guy, he got coffee sometimes"

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  • September 20, 2019 at 3:36 am
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    I'd pay good money to watch a Melania reality show 😂

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  • September 20, 2019 at 3:43 am
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    Hahaha money money money is his soulmate.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 3:56 am
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    Its,all going into his pocket .

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  • September 20, 2019 at 4:01 am
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    Hey jimmy, if you like your doctor you can keep him/her, and also if you like your jokes so much you can also keep them for yourself😹

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  • September 20, 2019 at 4:08 am
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    Taliban should be denied entry.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 4:12 am
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    Lewandowski is that guy at a party that everyone laughs at, not with.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 4:19 am
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    STORMY DANIELS?

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  • September 20, 2019 at 4:31 am
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    Stop wasting your time, CNN… You do not need to be having such outrageous lying morons on your show. Feed them to the political-comedy shows and move on.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 6:09 am
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    Jimmy really does sound dumb every time he says "bigly" Trump said BIG LEAGUE, man!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 6:28 am
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    Are tax payer paying for his campaigning? When he use air force one to travel to his rallies will his campaign be refunding the government asking for a friend.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 7:02 am
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    The entire trump white house is corrupt. Trump is once again obstructing justice by telling Lewandowski not to answer questions from Congress. Trump must really believe he is above the law, but he is not. Trump is above my anus but below my balls. Yes, that makes trump a smelly taint with the occasional dingle berry.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 7:16 am
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    What is it with Jimmy Kimmel and trump??

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  • September 20, 2019 at 7:41 am
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    Jimmy seems rushing with jokes. Should be a pause for audience to prepare to receive the next joke

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  • September 20, 2019 at 8:15 am
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    Looking at Trumps mental state, all he REALLY needs is an insecurity advisor!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 8:49 am
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    Corey is just another Lying Hemorrhoid clinging to the Dotards fetid ass. What a puke.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 8:53 am
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    yooo, this joint's so funny yo

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  • September 20, 2019 at 9:49 am
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    trump has frog aids

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  • September 20, 2019 at 10:31 am
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    I'm married to donald trump. get me out of here!

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  • September 20, 2019 at 1:00 pm
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    How many cans of
    Gold Spray will it take
    to cover the white House?

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  • September 20, 2019 at 2:14 pm
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    😅😂🤣😅😂🤣.

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  • September 20, 2019 at 3:25 pm
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    Dammit Jimmy now I want to get KFC, but my car is in the shop for a recall.

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