let's make some soda packaging says three buttons pushed to do it I see like 26 to 30 before it even tastes like soda so yeah they push the button open the hatch captain grapefruit squeezing this one what straightest what not to do it one time in the military part my god ow effective they destroyed you for that hey YouTube this is really weird it's birds Louis I'd watch my birdie there Oh what's the matter little fellow you lost much what kind of bird it is but he hasn't movie scared me at all he's just sitting here like I'm stuck it's a stranger no I don't even know I think it might be a pigeon I'm not sure a guy your YouTube star it's rebored whoa hungry would you be a good bird okay and what's getting hit oh yeah you'd be a good bird okay I don't want you to get okay you have a nice day now alright yeah whoa yeah I just got to pet a bird don't even know him but he trusts me I'm reasoning with animals you can't rush I defy burrito there's just a beautiful work of art right there that looks so interesting yet strangers puppy okay edge there's real kicks ass dude she's fucking bottle that's some crazy shit man I mean this is my hand but it's the bottle look at that cuz I'm fucking real well that's crazy I was just you know all cookies doing a 12 bar like this so you are walking on their back hey youtube the riding all over town get my shit taken care of I don't have a car I'm riding this next weather but first thing ideas get my beach cruiser fixed and people seem to notice that you have gotten several kana sorry like dude that bike is sweet I'm like oh thank you yeah I got this fucking David there I have transportation now no more walking ha ha cruising style baby fuck yeah I got some paint the apartment I just get a brush and paint it just because I can I don't know well still its frame though I'm only fussed about her I know oh yeah I want more downtown videos so yeah here you go I'm fucking by fixed dealing with trolls on YouTube fuck up my beach cruiser back oh and people say oh you got a carp dude fuck you my dad rode his bike to and from work till I got six Mustang he worked his ass off to save up for a living my dad taught me of hard work and dedication pays off Ashley women so least my dad cares well I wanted I could say for most people out there Gretchen be my dad don't see eye to eye on a lot of things but he taught me right from wrong and you know he cares so yeah a tube is gonna off work and sometimes cigarette I noticed on this bench here is a what appears to be a dead garter snake not sure what happened to it but I reckon whoever comes through in the mornings I don't want to deal with it and I feel kind of bad for it – it's showing huge fan of snakes and all but let's see the can't I dispose of it properly so I want to build it in the morning but you can see it's all cut up and shit Pearson X head little thing pretty gnarly looking so I'm – the chairs trash can kind of throw it away cos I launch yeah look at that the dead snakes yeah I got you often what's not closed ain't a little guy you alive or dead I can't really tell he's not looking too good at the moment I'm not sure if he's alive or dead but um I've spent old when the trash can up like it's squashed an old you those little trash can right here yeah so I want to just set this little guy yeah right here so it's not for the camera asking but yeah just so I'm sitting here I thought you know what this isn't I want this to be someone else's problem so two and three Oh hopefully in a better place well anyway I'm in a moment of silence for a dead snake when your electrical things in my mind here one of which is that I'm starting real soon if she worked for a company they're probably given a forearm it says that you might be eligible for coverage by said company that you work for meaning Obamacare recently well it seems kind of hypocritical for Obama to tax the crap out of smokers because it's unhealthy and you know Obamacare all right at the same time though I mean he smokes himself so it's like yeah well anyway this video isn't do um meant to change your views or anything as much you said I couldn't leave it what is up YouTube right in the middle of fucking nowhere with my shotgun my homie Michael Baldwin you know from his channel was kind enough to take me out to his property do a 12-gauge fun first two shots at my shotgun thanks for watching YouTube this is the new Wendy's Baconator fries and the broccoli and broccoli an onion don't come with it though good afternoon you too and I'm here to review Taco Bell or that receive me that not Taco Bell Taco John's my bad I'm here to review Taco John's is for a limited time this is their um Oreo churro let's give it a go shall we this oil trail right here oh it's diabetes on a stick ma'am it's good there it goes we're after wave my wand out of it that was pretty sweet thanks for watching YouTube cool bike man yeah yes you came near them Studebakers riding around oh that is gorgeous YouTube reminds me of that scene in the mask bring around the loaner for the camera it's the Parrot pet store in this particular species has grown quite affectionate towards me Vanessa's clever now she's climbing my shoulder and she's giving me all nuzzling shit looking at it on those long up on me and stuff it's so adorable YouTube yes it is haha she's nibbling on my air affectionately there's my earwax tastes good oh but she's telling me secret YouTube what kind of word is this a white Billy cake so this would be a white Billy kike YouTube exchange for a bird she's really going to town on my ear no not my gauges leave my gauges alone yeah I kind of noticed that look at this handsome bird are you doing yeah it's a couple miles to work so it looks like I just signed the petition for medical marijuana and hemp yes sweet well thank you for giving me the opportunity to sign yeah certainly yeah I'll get the word out and I'll give them given your number and stuff we've only got three months left and we need some signatures oh yes we do we need 20 more 20,000 more signatures throughout the state now me too Tim thank you for the petition and I'll catch you later okay oh that's a Gouda burger kinda cockatoo on my shoulder hey you whoa yeah just about halfway down with it you pretty pretty sick looking Inc I don't have a pet goat so don't they call a tattoo parlor I'm wasting their time with that bullshit it's immature and stupid for real this Cobras gonna be sick when it's done but I'll shred the rest of it when it's down when I get home what's up YouTube so I'm currently heading to the convenience store to get some caffeine and I figured I'd take my phone out with me and do outside video I had an incident happened to me at work the last few days I mixed up the tea's again and I don't do that shit intentionally let's get that out of the way right now but it doesn't matter if you do that shit intentionally or not my manager was pretty pissed at me for doing it so long story short um she scheduled me to work one day next week and once I figure out what day that is on my days off I'll be going around town dressed really sharp and filling out job applications because you can't expect me to make a living off of one day of work per week you know I'm saying I've been working at Wendy's for three years and I've put up with a lot of crap but I never let at once get to me or affect my outlook on my job generally speaking and I think customers like me you know I get that impression at least the only thing about getting a different job YouTube is because of my Asperger's it does take me a little bit to learn a job but once I learn it I've steady paced and loyal as fuck to the company I work for I'm gonna see king cobra cruising in his natural habitat this is aha look at that model a okay hold on I gotta stop I gotta stop and drool for a second that's a sexy car yeah that is uh-huh I'm drooling you too huh that's right Mickey Mouse that's a pretty cool dude i guarded that at the Mountain Sports down the street the hearts all right it's not gonna break it oh yeah that would be bad oh boy you're welcome have a wonderful day a little uh interesting fact about Walt Disney most people don't know this but Walt Disney smoked pot believe it or not I mean think about it Mickey Mouse his ears or the shape of circles and you're asking yourself what does that have to do with anything well on that 70 show when they smoked pot they called it circle and on top of that YouTube we have Google Plus and all its circles and tell me that's not a coincidence like this is unacceptable throwing your trash on the ground anywhere but especially in a Veterans Park man show some fucking respect pardon my french but okay that I'm not picking that up no that's nasty fucking really a used diaper like seriously there is no excuse to treat mother earth like this look at all this fucking garbage and shit no seriously YouTube there's a trash can right fucking here monster blenheim choose from good how are you alright and can I get a two dollar Powerball ticket please which should bring a total to five dolla yeah thank you alright YouTube I got my monster bought me a lotto ticket and you really don't see people holding doors to people anymore you know it's it's weird hello how are you hold on hang in there you know I kind of feel like Jax from Sons of Anarchy when I'm riding this thing I'm not gonna lie push the bartender I missed shit I missed again there we go yeah buddy anyway I got my hair in a ponytail I want to make you rock stars breeze little caffeine in my system before I start my day you whoa loop YouTube so YouTube I wrote I wrote a very long distance on my bike to the mills smoke shop to pick up a pack of cigars the long stretch of highway to ride hey youtube I was walking back to my apartment when up there in the tree is an actual owl wall it's so cool oh I wish my camera had a zoom button but it doesn't have a zoom button hello mister oh wait yeah you can see him right there I literally I heard him hooting I heard him hooting I heard him hooting walking back to my place and then I decided to hoo back at him hey there mr. owl do you work at Hooters uh-huh you could definitely say owls are very intelligent creatures what is up YouTube this is king cobra JFS with another video i'm here at the wyoming normal protest come down you know sign the petition it's gonna close up with a logo yeah what pisses me off YouTube is if you rape somebody you get three years in prison you molest a child that's like six months getting caught with sudden you get caught with some dirt weed fucking this ten years really what's good YouTube so we're out in the middle of fucking nowhere hey you wanna know how I got this tall it's like playing Super Mario Brothers with my DNA I made it to like level ten except I didn't save the princess I took the Hauser home I would definitely recommend that you to bet it was really good what is up YouTube homeboy Scottie and Joe kickin it at the fair year oh yeah but yeah we're here at the Casper fair right now they come around every summer ain't nothing but a goth Fang I can't bear it anymore ha ha ha yeah ex's giant bears right there yeah couples were away – PDA especially with his kids aren't like come on know it would be nice to meet a girl I'm attracted to and she's attracted to me sexually and mentally but it's not gonna happen that's wishful thinking look at me I'm a disgusting ugly fuck I'm worthless a dog on myself all the time I don't give a shit I like that power comes in but yeah power comes in response to what desire right on right on yeah all right cool all the guys face on camera he's like hey man if you're recording you know that's cool what is good you – yeah I'm currently riding my bike to work and I like my bike I do I do this is a very nice City speed actually even though it says three speed right here to be a four speed yeah because I got the speed of my feet I may be gone you okay YouTube I may be gone to YouTube but I'm very professional when it comes to my job I try to make for damn sure I'm always on time yeah that's one of the things I take pride in is the fact that I'm so punctual with my time oh look at this look at this youtube we have a deer crossing the road hi there how you doing nice of you Hey smile for the camera baby thank you for being on my youtube video I greatly appreciate it all there's two of them right there look at that huh how about there yeah I straight up front a couple of Hafeez in the ashtray the law of attraction has to work on both parties otherwise it ain't happening I'm definitely thinking about saving up for a sex doll though that's two thousand six hundred and seventy five dollars I don't have right now but that beats being lonely and it probably would help with my confidence with women a bit there despite being a very attractive young goth like I am oh that is sweet yeah that is sweet AmericanMuscle that's where it's at oh I'm not the person you want to knock off the bike either not trying to talk tough shit but while the fucker knocks me off my bike and I get run over by a car trust and believe none of my bones are broken I'm pulling the driver out of the car and beating their ass and told him through the fucking windshield I'm not the person you want to knock off this bike whoa no no no no no no I don't want to kick no one's ass if I can avoid it so you know watch where I'm driving my bike and I won't get hit oh yeah that American Muscle sound noise the male to females and there are females in the state [Applause] oh it's just really painful on your shoulder click like if you want to see this do stories on belts channel yeah yeah boy and click like for shooting guns and just click like right and see boobies yeah movie to see boobies once the camera knows melting just kidding yeah still pretty grease there we go just like everything yep pop it in lock it up there we go hey youtube I left conjuring this door in that some in that some hanging out with some friends of mine right at the moment I mean smoking a cigarette and the rain it doesn't get much more goth than that uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh thunder thunder thunder and rain in nineteen home shopping like a boom Shakalaka boom damn I love conjuring thunderstorms yeah like nature's Orchestra when it's playing what's up YouTube so I have not give black label and Mountain Dew pitch black what's your favorite mountain Dew's do they taste the same or that do they taste different but I wanted to try these two mixed together for a while so imma polish off the rest of this and use it as an ashtray if I have to yeah I mean four thousand five hundred subscribers and growing that's definitely nothing to shake a tailfeather out but it's definitely a lot of subscriptions you know it's a beautiful mod mod mod ly chilly sunny day in uh Casper let's see how this drink combination do though that's not bad at all got my big-ass pocket knife anybody trying to fuck with me you know two o'clock in the morning here's where I'm at right now I found out that Hillary Clinton she doesn't support medical marijuana well the biggest thing YouTube is my dad says oh I'm not trying to lecture you're Josh I'm just trying to help I know that my dad means well YouTube was just sometimes we don't always see eye to eye on things you know it's that's very typical for father-son bullshit no the reason why i unfriended my dad on facebook was because of that comment he made when I posted a picture of a guitar you know it's the guitar I can't afford there are a shit ton okay there are a shit ton a shit ton of pawn shops here in town I'm pretty sure I can find a bc rich warlock for a decent price you know I'm saying well Casper sure is beautiful at night okay I seen the stick earlier I think I could make a wand with I know that once I get a job I'm actually getting supplies and everything I do plan on selling my wands on the side and I would charge 20 bucks for a basic wand all right that's all the trimming than would it do on its the bewitching hour the bewitching hour is the hour of 3:00 and 4:00 in the morning between yeah the bewitching hour is between 3:00 and 4:00 in the morning what's good YouTube so right now I'm heading to spirits of Halloween yeah I'm heading to the Halloween store hmm I freaking love Halloween YouTube and of course I can't find what I'm looking for that's typical whoa-ho-ho here we go here we go here we go one black hooded cape sweet but the question I have to wonder is that is is this cloak gonna be big enough to sew to the inside of my green one try me [Applause] [Laughter] in a Ouija board coffee mug a Ouija boards are fun to mess with YouTube until you open up a gateway you have no control over what comes up the other side so [Applause] yeah that shit's funny I had Donald Trump como very nice huh this man was robbed robbed hey YouTube could you lend me a hand hahaha I gotta hand it to you oh they might come in handy ha ha ha ha a Ouija board means that's awesome what be howling it's all about a fake snakes huh [Applause] yeah gothic king cobra zero at gmail.com threat my name in war thank you yep you too that's cool spirit of Halloween and give them a huge shout out right there yeah they got a charity going for children at the spirit of children and I reckon that money goes towards a good cause so but yeah there's the cloak you too it is a beautiful okay beautiful winter day here in good old Casper Wyoming I've seen these stupid churches around here talking about pray to end abortion okay people praying to end abortion that's like me going oh I pray that I'll find a smoking hot goth girlfriend I'll complete my life doesn't mean it's gonna happen that does it now the way I look at it YouTube is abortion is a lot like putting your favorite dog down you know you don't want to do it you know you love your dog very much but you know that your dog is suffering and it's the humane thing to do you know what up I'm doing good how are you doing oh yeah I had a random person stop say hey Josh what up you know like if the world was just a little less judgmental what is good YouTube the people down in the south where it's real humid get like half an inch of snow and they're like oh god what are we gonna do huh meanwhile they were like meanwhile we're in Wyoming we're like shit better uh scrape the ice after yeah when she had this might get nasty got me a hit I rolled cigarette here so check this out YouTube the fucking DEA has just classified CBD oil as a Schedule one narcotic but yeah this is where it be the new cigar store here in town they're pretty sick legit you know how you doing oh good yeah like 9 degrees ha ha it's cold ok YouTube we're here and the ash cigar store humidor and they have a beautiful selection here thank you you too I will be returning for sure bye bye have a cigar haha there are even some DEA members who will tell you that this whole drug war on marijuana is fucking stupid catch you on the flipside hanging out with my buddy Steve and his wife how do you mean Steve we're doing odd jobs around town to make a little extra cash and right now we're on lunch break stop with that good ol Taco Bell you know I got that job some YouTube troll it ported me to corporate saying I do gross things on my YouTube and I talk smack about coworkers and customers and they reported me to Wendy's international got me fired yeah it is almost been about a couple months now what are you doing now I don't have a job he's working with me oh I want to teach I work here like two days two hours job I mean okay I'm doing complications hell no it's fun at first when you first get on it and then being on it for hours on it here explain the review situation [Applause] I'm not dressed to put in applications right now yeah I can always come back um Timmy kind of looks like her with like a little bit of my ex Stephanie mixed in kind of which for the record Tammy's cute like I'm not gonna deny question YouTube have you lived Moss lately I'm headed to the ash cigar store to pick up a stogie hello oh good been a while since I've been here oh look at all these beautiful cigars I love the smell of a cigar humidor 4:43 alright 443 is fine so I was getting here all righty thank you thank you have a wonderful day yeah the cool thing about the a cigar store YouTube is you know you come on down to Casper Wyoming you go into the cigar store you know the a cigar store you can get a um you can buy yourself a cigar and that you can stay in there you little lounge there you can take with you to go or you can smoke a cigar in store awesome doing business which yeah I'll take you with me to the internet store real quick I guess you guys can tag along for that I'm gonna pay my internet bill so I can make videos for my fans yo hey yo you too what up though that the do is a good movie what's good YouTube hanging out with some friends over at Gamestop right next to this Cordoba restaurant here and I don't have a shout-out to my homegirl Tina she bought me these uh what she called Mountain Dew spiked no and then we're gonna do a review on them real quick for YouTube oh yeah that's what's up it's my homegirl Tina she's uh caring my homeboy Scotty's kid haha sky he's playing Pokemon go ha ha hey youtube you wanna hear a secret I got a girlfriend April Fool's I'm gonna be alone the rest of my life if you're drinking anything while you're smoking a tobacco pipe you want to be careful you don't accidentally when you take a swig of your drink you don't want to like extras you only get lemonade in your pipestem you know it's kind of like taking a drink with a dip in your mouth YouTube it's a certain set of skills required goddamnit well that was real smooth wasn't it stupid clumsy autistic me fuck I hate spilling shit well shit happens otherwise we wouldn't poop anyways youtube this is king cobra ji fest with my review of the new spiked mountain Dew's what's good youtube sheboygan Cobra here out enjoying a nice little evening stroll I think we might hear an owl booing and then your distance hello mr. owl how are you there's that again I hear the owl again YouTube that might be a different all this time well the stems not Clark oh that's the elephant way back there I hear him that's good YouTube so last night I had two lighters dying me so I walked to the gas station got me a new lighter brand-spanking-new hasn't been used yet already popped off the child safety on it right there yeah between getting a job and what-have-you between that and between now and then trying to raise some money and get me a car man something to work on over the summer you know saying I could easily get my driver's license while working on anything in the whole YouTube shit I almost got it on camera this is cool-looking pigeon get it on camera I don't know but yeah is this cool-looking pigeon what the fuck that might have been a patient I'd never seen a pigeon with that with those markings before what's good YouTube so my path tobacco hasn't gotten here yet it might be here tomorrow though so we'll guess we'll see yeah Jack gone I got ya drop back say my face look out what's good YouTube so right now I just bought me a mountain Dew white label thank you thank you all right man cool yeah a lot of the people recognize me from my youtuber dude was like king corporate dude whatup I see you ride on your bike huh yeah oh look at the doggy is that your Great Dane is that your Great Dane is that your Great Dane yeah I got okie I gotta say hi hey bud he's letting me he's let me know YouTube oh I love Great Danes are so cool yeah yeah that dog was letting me know hey buddy don't pet me now I'm pretty sure if I would have gotten a little personal time like if the dog would've got to know me a little bit it would have been cool with me more than likely but you know that dogs waiting for his waiting for her owner to get out and stuff so good YouTube hanging out with my buddy Alex over here and he can't drink these because he's epileptic but I on the other hand can so I'm going to review how you can take a few swings for me since today's my birthday right buddy just turned 23 but yeah this is the monster mutant this is monsters little soda deal oh if it's not full energy drink and it's got soda I'm willing to try it but if it's all energy then it's a little bit of a soda but it's like more caffeine in your average soda a monster dude Oh YouTube that is refreshing yeah we're gonna try super this anything of that not bad not bad at all oh yeah a couple drinks of that and I'm already feeling the caffeine here we go so yeah more than likely YouTube this is not gonna be healthy for you I'll tell you what that definitely quenched my thirst hey youtube my Asperger's is talking shit again yeah what's good YouTube chip boy kink over here yeah picked up a $4 and 43 cigar for hours and 43 cents it's a black cherry delicioso and then fat sons of bitches yeah you saw me reviewed it on my channel the other day I also got a cherry Pepsi yeah you know when One Direction compare themselves to the Beatles I wanted to punch a motherfucker YouTube I'm like the only thing that that's one direction hasn't come with the Beatles chicks dang it otherwise who the fuck are you to compare yourself to the Beatles when the Beatles actually had a decent music there's some fucking sucky ass little wankers from Britain trying to be the Beatles like it's sad especially considering that I can't seem like the Beatles I've done it before it can be very discouraging when you're trying to get a job but when you're having a hard time getting a job and getting a girlfriend life can be kind of depressing you know and I know I'm attractive enough that I could get a girlfriend no problem you know I play a pretty mean guitar uh-huh you know saying but um truth be told you too but you're not gonna get a girlfriend if you don't have a job because it is much easier to spoil your girlfriend rotten when you have money to do it you know what I'm saying straight up whoo as I dropped my cigar and get ash all over my phone oh that mother nature's a bipolar bitch man lemme tell ya especially in Wyoming what's good YouTube got me triggered Jax – gah two dollars and some odd cents in my pocket so I'm like hey it came down to Sinclair and I got me energizing pineapple orange mango not a sponsor shit es you hear that YouTube fuckin shitty ass car engine interrupting my video hey buddy no one's impressed by your four banger with a fucking cherry bomb on it you think you sound cool but you don't Oh YouTube hold on a second let me get on there sip of this oh my fucking god that's delicious fuck god damn fucking wind you know what I hate when the fucking wind blows chunks of dirt my fucking eye that just really irritates the piss out of me do not leave your litter lying around I'm not crossing that bloody fucking sidewalk until the sign says water huh huh that's a good way to for me to get my ass hit ha the crosswalk sign said wait shit think about it YouTube we spend their entire lives waiting hey YouTube guess what you see that I'm tired of all the trolls on YouTube get it tired cuz just you know what's funny though YouTube sincerely you know what's funny these people these people who are obsessively hating on me and doing everything they can to pick on me you people are picking on someone who has autism and you know it doesn't affect me in the slightest you know I'm not sure what they're doing to the cigar Rialto they're definitely doing something to it though because there's a tools and shit in there so they could be remodeling it I don't know but ever since ever since the sandbar closed and ever since the cigar Rialto closed you know Casper just doesn't feel like the same anymore I missed you know I missed Quarter beer nights man like I go to the sandbar every Thursday night before 10 o'clock and I'd sit and I'd wait 10 o'clock comes around 25 cents for a beer hell yeah you are no Pig oh yeah sure an older dog oh you're so talkative for Lily's got a cone on her head sorry I'll be I'm gonna poke your eye oh oh I'm sorry bud I'm sorry bud I didn't mean to poke your eye yeah scratch you're that cones riding your neck a little bit how's that feels that feel good does that feel good pretty girl you know yeah my dog chance passed away several years ago so now it's just these two you can hear them though what's good YouTube so I'm getting paid this coming Monday I'll be able to put money in my bank account reason why I'm upset YouTube is because apparently my neighbors were complaining about me apparently my neighbors don't like the smell of my incense and well the reason why I passed YouTube is because I've never once complained about my neighbors never once never have never will you know there's been times where my neighbors have been ridiculously loud at a very inappropriate time there's times I've heard my neighbors fighting about stupid shit and I could have called and complained about that to my landlord but I'm like no I'm not gonna do that ladies what's up that's always a dave right there when a car full of hot chicks honks their horn at you in waves yeah buddy you know like it's her that cute girl was like bitch yeah yeah yeah yeah this bike gets me a lot of attention yeah and my dad sent me a text saying he was on his way YouTube so I gotta get to my house get my bike put away ASAP hold on a second yeah that sounds nice what's good youtube look what I got chocolate cigarette oh yeah cigarillo it's not fresh god dammit sorry about that YouTube I'm sick and tired of it turn the fucking film a video for youtube I gotta drop my fucking phone aggravating what opt-out tubes right now I'm enjoying a nice and leisurely cruise walk ciders ow what's crack-a-lackin' you to smell what I got left of my pipe tobacco and it's not a whole lot but it's enough to get me through until I get more anyways youtube if you want some tips I'm picking up a girlfriend the first tip is don't look wait for the right opportunity waiting for the right opportunity you know it's like a king cobra waiting for the right moment to strike and of the king cobra striking in self-defense the king cobra needs that strike to be efficient and it love is no different in that aspect you know I'm saying hang out my buddy sconce before I go back to work I got a split shift today and where I work none of your fucking business that's where I work I work in your mom's bedroom fucking her all night long with this sweet King Cobra between my legs you know what's sad YouTube people are willing to pay money just to find out where I work so they can harass me when you're willing to spend your hard-earned money just to harass some random person you don't even know just because you don't like his videos that seems kind of desperate on your and a half doesn't it especially a way that hasn't stopped me from making videos fuck Eliot Rogers and what makes me feel better is knowing that Albert Einstein had Asperger's there's a lot of good people who have it you know I'm saying you can't really focus on the bad apples all the time also one other piece of advice dating is a lot like a job interview you're spreading your short miserable lives on this planet with petty shit you see that shit YouTube you see that shit yeah walking around in my costume smoking a cigar and there you go happy fucking Halloween you crazy fuckers yo yo yo what is good YouTube sitting here at the coolest bar in town sitting here at the coolest bar in town drinking a Cobra's mist blue my beer Mountain Dew that's what's up this one has a little bit more beer in it that's how I ordered it normally you go half and half but I wanted more beer in this one so yeah no copyright infringement intended for the music thank you for watching fuck yeah YouTube that's what's up I think it's a small Raven check that out sweet that's very goth you too if I can dig it he'll fuckin yeah I know I'm out of the store I want to spark this puppy back up it's not everyday I've been trying to get a decent video of a raven or a crow from a YouTube channel and a lot of these birds were very camera shy so when I seen that small raven on top of that light I was asking if I could do a video with it and it caught at me and since I hold my camera out it didn't immediately fly away so check that it out that's what's up but yeah I'm gonna spark up this mango Swisher sweet right quick that was cool I got that small Raven up on the light post there fuck yeah that was definitely a small Raven you see we got some old trap or jerky oh you know open that bag up already huh couple pieces oh my god YouTube old trapper makes damn good jerky you already know you already know well if you don't know you should know this is the this is the fuck I dropped the bag fuck shit fuck nope well not have my energy drinks ball in my pockets you all are at it fuck that as soon as I leaned forward to grab my jerky from from the fucking ground I filled my goddamn drinks going haha we're gonna slide out of your pocket fuck you trying to a fucking food review here and everything's gonna fuck with me anyways and that's just the kicker of it I'm always every time I go to drop something I'm always paranoid and I drop more shit and I intended to you know and I'm feeling around my pockets here and I didn't drop anything so well good 14 dollars plus tax YouTube districtís bomb yummy yummy goodness right there YouTube boom you already know click another Raven flying by YouTube so I'm chilling out hanging out with my family for a bit and I thought step outside and puff on this here's to God what I have here is a black cherry robust Oh delicious Oh having a cigar to celebrate California they just recently legalized the weed for recreational use so that's awesome fine evening YouTube so guess what walking around outside and the beautiful night here and now I have my wand right here I see a light over there just like that that's pretty cool shit on YouTube like you saw me pointing my wand at that thing you saw me pointing my wand at that street lights right before I even got there oh yeah that's a some pretty cool shit didn't it YouTube like how the fuck did he do that he waged his wand at the light he pointed he points his wand at that light right there and it turns off you see that shit I got about one more light to fuck with I'm thinking to myself okay I tell people I tell people that I have magical powers how the fuck are they supposed to believe me if they don't see oh okay you see me turn off off the lights you saw me turn off the light with my wand now you're gonna see me turn on a light with my wand okay I'm about to use my magic wand once again I'm about to do real magic in real life you all saw that shit right as soon as I commanded that one to turn on it did it fucking dead oh yeah oh yeah YouTube what now then middle of fucking nowhere with Michael Baldwin whoa it is a knife or some sword good clean Wyoming fun Wow Wow oh yeah [Laughter] you killed it yes I did I kill it till it's dead that's worse hell yeah that's most definitely what's up Safety's on wonder if we have anything better to shoot Oh y'all hashtag rinette that was a sad one that's what she said that's just grimy dude well must be that time with a month that was in poor taste I'm sorry guys girls women please do not track me down and murder me I don't want to be gutted like a fish I like my insides exactly like they say inside yeah well if you guys want to send twelve-gauge any special 12-gauge round your 9-millimeter hand we will gladly accept them yes siree hmm should we go Arielle Arielle you say what do you mean by that toss something up yeah that's way too close yes it is delicious what is it YouTube what is it it's Carolina Reaper flavored beef jerky shit lawyer for the care package this here is Carolina Reaper flavored beef jerky that shit's deliciously spicy oh yeah you do look at that that is real quartz crystal solid rock and this thing right here yeah YouTube check these people out yeah what is up YouTube with your boy king cobra back at you with another video enjoying the beautiful spring rain that I conjured this is the wand I have with me right now but yeah YouTube I love conjuring raining it's one of my specialties especially in the springtime and you cannot deny the delicious smell of spring rain it's just fucking magnificent shit man having a car is a social status having your own apartment having your own job having you know smoking a cigarette in the rain it doesn't get much more gah than that Oh watch this see that crosswalk sign over there yeah give me walk sign come on walk sign give me walk sign huh fuck it no one's crossing the street except me so yeah yeah you know what no one's crossing the street so we're golden you can't trust people as far as you can throw them that's for fucking sure anyways what up tubes that your sexy goth bad boy king cobra JFS coming back at you with another outside video right now I'm smoking on a right now I'm smoking on a oh my god stop asking me for my Apple ID right now not in the mood okay there we go sorry about that my phone kept on going enter your Apple ID like not now I'm busy enter your Apple ID not now I'm busy no but um right now I'm smoking on a Mark Twain cigar fuck I gotta hurry yo there's Mark Twain cigar yeah it's good about that sombitch cut just right we're a crosswalk sign give me walk sign come on yeah that's how I rock and that's how I roll that's a good cigar and you's guys yeah yeah thanks for watching what's cracking tubes check this out this is a cream Swisher sweet YouTube limited-edition so we're gonna see how it do geotubes it's pretty good you were seeing cigar do that shit before it's nuts you know what vapor pins are for YouTube they're for vaping wax and weed you want to smoke tobacco smoke the real thing definitely cold enough to freeze some Asperger's out YouTube oh did you just get out of the vet yeah hey hello CD here's an it was dog for our family YouTube this is Sadie she's the newest dog of the family hi Sadie damnit Sadie I'm not gonna pet you when you do that you can share the attention you can share the attention you little brat you little adorable brat yes you are you're gonna dorable breath yeah well anyways tubes thanks for watching ouch goddamnit dog you clawed my arm be careful your paws are cold from snow and you're scratching the fuck out of me you want a tension I'll give you a I'll give you attention I'll give your attention your little shit I'll give you attention yes I'll get your theater to turn it to literature jump around me with cold paws get out here with that that's alright I have a lot more patience for dogs than I do people to be honest but anyways tubes thanks for watching boom what is up YouTube Joan out my local little caesars picking up a pack what am i picking up I'll tell you what I'm picking up picking up a pretzel pepperoni pizza with all the meat toppings and extra cheese yes please boom what is up YouTube chillin like an old-school Rockstar villain right now I am running over to see why liquor when people told me you know you're never gonna make money selling wands on Etsy and I'm like watch this freaking several months later I'm still doing it sex is not a need it's a want what's up me oh I would but like I'm running an errand right now I'm sure man I appreciate the offer I'm down what are you drinking fucking a bottle of Apothic dark red to be awesome what's go Apothic dark red they got it here they sure they might yeah what's your name bro oh yeah what's up bro one of local fans yeah Apothic dark red yeah fucking a oh yeah I'm gonna end the video selling the copyright strike what's cracking with your YouTube's got the new wand in my pocket it's just about done drying you can see spots where the Podge is still wet focus that much on dating I'm more focused on making that money you feel YouTube like I haven't given up on dating completely but like you got to make that money man you feel me YouTube making money is way more important what good is having a girlfriend if you can't spoil her on you feel and sometimes you just can't rush a good thing what's up fellow youtubers you let your sexy goth bad boy I'm back at you with another video how are you doing I've been getting a lot of strange reviews on over on Cobra craft wands on my Etsy store people are mistaking wood shavings for hair this one reviewer was like oh he didn't have to but he included some magical hair to go with it hold on a second see that light right there YouTube see that light right there I call upon my wand in my dark powers to turn that light on come on come on I'll show off my powers for YouTube come on almost got on do it yeah that's blinking there we go boom all right speaking of Cobra crafts wands it looks like it just got done raining a little bit oh there's a light over there wow I command that light to get brighter come on come on nice and bright yeah woohoo give me showing off my powers in public whoops will it get brighter or will it just dimmer hey I got darker I mean I got four bucks on me I might just stop in at the liquor store and get me a couple forties hey or I could just save it hmm yeah I think I'll save my four bucks maybe I might get some cigarettes instead cuz I literally have no tobacco to smoke so yeah you know what that sounds good I want to get me some Swisher's man I've seen this shirt all over town that's what's up ha ha have a nice selection in here but yeah YouTube my wands are not covered in hair that's just leftover wood shavings from the carving process I don't know what people are getting these ideas like oh that's gross he covers his wands and hair like get out of here with that the trolls man I'm just saying okay no but seriously what are we looking at I'm not gonna put anyone on a video about myself cuz it's how I roll you know I don't see Mountain Dew throw them you know I want to grab yeah I've had this kind the mango lime is the bomb and that's the sign of things getting better look at that we got CBD gummies in Wyoming hey who woulda thunk it in an ass backward state and I kind of get a pack of mango Swisher's thank you not boughten from Conoco so many times that they don't even ask for my ID like this dude's 27 he's good to go huh or 28 now excuse me I feel holy shit I forget them 28 some days that's crazy like this guy's 28 he's good to go oh oh yeah let's get it oh yeah oh whoa look out that's bomb diggity not a sponsored free advertisement well YouTube we've had another awesome outside video talking about my wand business getting some cigarillos getting a monster or a rock star I mean what's up YouTube it's your sexy goth bad boy king cobra JFS back at you with another video oh yeah right there in my bag of goodies lookie what I have here yeah I'm about to go to the post office and get these wands in the mail I could have paid 10 bucks for a ride or 50 cents for a ride really it's just that simple YouTube granted yes the bus might take longer getting to my destination but that's alright oh bus is coming I was bored to light up another cigarette from the screen all righty already tubes next stop PO stuff is yeah tubes I'll catch you catch y'all's on the flipside some tubes sexy got that boy king yeah I got stuff for cooking videos it's going down I don't know real know though YouTube the fact that people are paying an arm and a leg for health care and groceries that's ridiculous granted I only got like four bags and the cheapest toilet paper I could find so why are your shoes so expensive if you're gonna say so he can pay for people salary I get I get that I get that smell check it out it's only convenient if you're a super super super hurry other than that I wouldn't use it cuz that's taking jobs away from people anyways tubes get you cool cobras on the flip side 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KingCobraJFS Best of the Outdoor Videos (so far)

45 thoughts on “KingCobraJFS Best of the Outdoor Videos (so far)

  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    I love when he drops shit TWU !

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    It took Cobes 4 years to figure out how to shoot in portrait mode.

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Making that 300 bucks a month ya feel TOOBS?

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Gee… When I sit in my truck at a traffic light it changes eventually as well.. Without a wand.. I'm all wizardy n shit!!!

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    1:07:20 is that Jack Black??

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    dat fat guy with the pistol reminded me of jack black lol xD

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    a cherry Pepsi…….

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    the one dislike is M'lord himself, TWU.

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Thanks for watching Josh, 151 likes & 1 dislike. DROP DEAD

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    One dislike is Josh

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Anyone else think steves wife looks about 13

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Thanks so much- I stopped watching from when he was in job core to when I found bitesize last month. Extreme doses of raw humanity twu

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    You’re amazing thnx for this 💜 I hope u have the best one when he had a job interview and he broke his glasses. Coming home he repaired them with black electrical tape. Gave his glasses a bow tie 😂 “well YouTube, if shit didn’t happen you wouldn’t poop”

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Hey man excellent compilation. I have a favor / suggestion… can you please make a positive video about king cobras magic wands? Maybe do a little bit of Photoshop work showing some gangster wands? Possibly exaggerated just a little let's get this thing going viral hell if King kobs started getting a little publicity off your video it would only work for the both of you. Those magic wands are super awesome please spend about a month or two making a 2-minute video spectacular with good Photoshop work

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    You can tell he was getting turned on by the bird fuckin' with his ear. Pathetic.

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    my friends and i watch the chocolate cigar video all the time lol

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    36:04 for JFS’ most gangster moment!

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Only took him 2.5 years to realize the wand bidness

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Damn bro how Longs Cobes been at the burger house bro? I know he loves some burgers but damn

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    4:18 does Cobes cross dress at work?

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Joker laugh 1:11:13

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Some previously unseen footage in here. Great job as usual

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    The one dislike is Josh.

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Well josh has finally thumbs downed this video

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    you're an animal, bitesize. you're doing god's work. keep it up

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    RIP Chilled Lover Alex Anderson TWU

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Every time he does that pedo laugh I want to punch him in the face. TWU

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    “Most people don’t know this, but Walt Disney smoked pot, believe it or not. I mean think about it, Mickey Mouse’s ears are the shape of circles.” – KingCobraJFS

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Every time he goes to a store or talks to people around town they speak to him like hes a retarded kid.

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    He said you get ten years for getting caught with dirt weed lol i have been caught with good weed an only got a 50 dollar fine and i live in N.Y. state where it might never be legal…. he is so full of shit it's hilarious

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Disney smoked weed cause mickeys ears were circles TWU

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    This is God's plan babay

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Halvesies in the ashtray

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    I fucked up and mixed up the teas again.

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    I didn't know Bad Boy Goth Boy's wore helmets..?

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    This is exactly what the world needs right now. TWU
    Kick back in my green chair, smoking a cherry delicioso, drink combo of Bacardi LIMOR and mt. Dew and waiting on my pizza delivery to arrive. Righteous.

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Bitesize deserves a fucking Pulitzer prize for his work

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    The video of when street lights pop on when he waves his wand at them actually blew my mind. Ive been a JFS follower for 6 years now, and that just proved to me there's something more going on. In other news, goddamn Josh is a moron.

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    KindCobraJFS. the kinda dude that picks out cigarette butts out of public ashtrays

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Well that was hard to watch.

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Power comes in response to desire- basically sums up Josh as of lately.

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    I just want you to know that you are appreciated

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  • June 2, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    He is such a sub human waste… but I can't get enough of him destroying himself!

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