-I was talking
to you backstage, and at the Emmys, everybody wanted to talk
to people from “Succession,” because I feel like
that is the hot show that everybody in TV
is watching. You were not at the Emmys
for the best possible reason. -Just had a kid.
-Just had a kid. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Just became a dad. 13 days old.
-13 days old. -She is the greatest thing.
It’s like, oh, I get it now. Nothing else matters.
-Yeah. -Ooh.
-Like, it’s been — “Ooh.” [ Laughter ] It’s been like two weeks,
and still, like, I’m just, if I get upset about something
or irritated, I’m like, “Oh, wait.
This doesn’t matter. I’m just gonna go
stare at my daughter while she makes a confused face before taking
a big dump in my lap.” -Yeah.
[ Laughter ] -And it’s like
the louder she farts, the more, like,
in love I am with her. [ Laughter ] She’s just wonderful.
The other the day, like two, three days ago,
I was in the living room. My wife and baby
were in the bedroom, and I just heard this pwpp!
[ Laughter ] I was like,
“What the hell was that?” She’s like,
“That was your daughter.” “Oh, wow.”
[ Laughter ] That, or that’s, like, my wife
going, “That’s the baby.” [ Laughter ] Did I just out
my wife’s fart on national TV? Is that what I just did?
-You have. She’s trying to throw her baby
under the — take the blame. So, last time you were here —
-Sorry, honey, I’m sorry. Don’t watch this. -You were on Broadway,
doing “This Is Our Youth.” And kind of similar characters
to Roman on “Succession.” Would you say you have a type
that you really nail? -I only play one thing,
I think, yeah. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ] -I only know how to play
“unbelievable prick.” I don’t know
where that comes from. -Sort of like
“entitled dickhead.” Like, yeah.
-Yeah. I don’t know
where that is in me. Some sort of asshole-y vibe. -The show’s so great.
The character’s amazing. -Thank you.
-And some of the best lines on the show, which are therefore
some of the best lines on TV, and very outlandish,
the dialogue is — -Oh, man, it’s fun. -I mean, what is the first thing
you ever said on the show? -I think it’s,
“Hey, hey, mother [bleep]” [ Laughter ]
-Yeah, I think that’s right. -‘Cause I was supposed to read
for another character, and I was like,
“Oh, I’m not right for this, but I’ll keep reading,”
and then I saw that first line, I’m like,
“Oh. Who’s this guy?” -Yeah.
-“Where’s it gonna go?” And then,
by the end of the episode, I’m like,
“Ooh, he’s a total ass. That might seem like fun.” -And do you ever —
I mean, are you ever surprised when you see dialogue and think, “Oh, this can’t possibly be
something I’m allowed to say”? -Um, not surprised
because I think it sort of becomes a bit of a competition.
-Yeah. -Like, they write something
that’s horrible, and then another writer goes,
“What if he says this instead?” And they kind of
compete with each other for the most horrible,
and then I’m like, “Can I play?” And then I want to throw
in my own horrible crap, too. So, sometimes —
I’ve only been told to shut up once by Jesse Armstrong. -The creator of the show.
-The creator of the show. -So you went too far for the — -It was just before
it even got there. Yeah, not even sure
that I can say it on TV. He just shut me up
in front of the crew. I was like, “Or we could –”
He goes, “No!” [ Laughter ] -Based on the things
you have said on the show, I appreciate you
not saying the thing that was too harsh for the show. -Yeah. Do I want to end my
career tonight on TV? -You — You —
You are a fan of video games. -Huge. Huge.
-But a very — A very specific —
I’m not sure a genre but a era. -Yeah, I think
I’m what’s called a retro gamer. -Okay, gotcha.
-Yeah, yeah. And actually, already,
I’ve only had — I’ve only been a dad
for about 13 days, and I already managed to find
time to play video games. -Oh, you’re amazing.
-I know. -Yeah.
[ Cheers and applause ] -I was like, “You know what?
She’s in the little Moses basket my friend gave me, and as long
as I do this with my foot, she rocks, so I can do this.”
[ Laughter ] I’m like,
I’m gonna play “Mario 1.” And I sat back like it was
gonna be my whole evening, and I beat that [bleep]
in like eight minutes. -Oh, no.
[ Laughter ] -Like, “Oh. Well, I guess
I’ll just go to bed now.” I didn’t realize
that game was so easy. -Your era, is that, like,
early ’80s? -Late ’80s to early ’90s.
-Okay, gotcha. -Pretty much.
It’s like my taste in music. It’s like, once the ’90s left, I
just don’t know who people are. -Right.
-I’m like, “Who’s Halsey?” Like, I don’t —
[ Laughter ] -Is this something
you want to pass — ‘Cause now, of course, if you
pass it along to your daughter, especially this era
of video games, like, that’s — I mean, it’s already dated now.
-Oh, very dated. Yeah. I hope she’s into
the retro sort of thing. ‘Cause my wife plays games, too,
but she’s a modern gamer. So, I was telling my wife, like,
“I really want to introduce her to ‘Castlevania’
and, like, ‘Gyromite’ and really cool games. She was like,
“I’d like her to play sports and, like, the violin.”
[ Laughter ] Like, “You know, maybe color
and do some activities.” “All right, we can do that, too,
I guess.” “Castlevania,” honey. -Well, hopefully,
everybody will win a little bit. -Yeah, I hope so.
-I think that’s the key to it. Hey, congrats again on the show.
It’s so outstanding. It’s always so nice to see you.
-Oh, thank you. -That’s Kieran Culkin,
everybody.

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42 thoughts on “Kieran Culkin Is Proud of His Newborn Daughter’s Farts

  • September 27, 2019 at 10:06 am
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    Wanker. #Teamshiv

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  • September 27, 2019 at 10:20 am
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    I love Succession, and have since I saw the first episode. The dialogue sometimes seems like television version of Cards Against Humanity.

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  • September 27, 2019 at 10:35 am
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    Roman and Gerri 👍 #teamgregtheegg

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  • September 27, 2019 at 10:48 am
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    He looks healthy, wish him well.

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  • September 27, 2019 at 10:50 am
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    My new favorite show. He's really funny on the show.

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  • September 27, 2019 at 11:52 am
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    He drips of “smarmy”, noted at 0:25 when he mocks an audience member for being moved by his comment about fatherhood. It’s working for him.

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  • September 27, 2019 at 12:07 pm
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    There was an interview with Macaulay a couple years ago when after his mom nagged him too much said how much fun was our childhood when none of us have kids?
    Seriously, of 7 kids I’m pretty sure this is the first of the next generation. Hollywood parents suck.

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  • September 27, 2019 at 12:41 pm
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    He says he can only play entitled prick, but I will always remember him as Wallace in Scott Pilgrim vs the World, and Wallace is perfect

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  • September 27, 2019 at 1:20 pm
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    When you put one and one together and realize they are brothers.

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  • September 27, 2019 at 1:25 pm
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    He will always be Scott Pilgrim's roommate to me!

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  • September 27, 2019 at 1:32 pm
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    I like Seth’s save of a possible terrible picture created:
    “She’s trying to throw her baby under the uh… take the blame”

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  • September 27, 2019 at 1:48 pm
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    I only want to know whether Michael Jackson ever licked his butthole. MJ said on and interview that he and Macauley would “jam” in the bed together.

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  • September 27, 2019 at 2:01 pm
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    15 years from now his daughter's classmates find this video…

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  • September 27, 2019 at 3:31 pm
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    Now tHaTs a clickbait😂

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  • September 27, 2019 at 3:48 pm
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    He the actor from Scott pilgrim vs the world, the gay roommate right? He's hilarious.

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  • September 27, 2019 at 4:14 pm
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    "something something scott pilgrim" please PLEASE SHUT THE F

    Why can't people acknowledge his other roles-

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  • September 27, 2019 at 4:55 pm
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    So happy for the people that get to have kids

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  • September 27, 2019 at 5:32 pm
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    1st season of Succession was great, 2nd season…meh

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  • September 27, 2019 at 5:32 pm
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    He’s a great actor but I still can’t get into Succession; the characters are so unlikeable and the dialogue and plots are boring AF!!

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  • September 27, 2019 at 6:00 pm
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    So many funny lines on the show. He’s perfect for Roman. Seems like a great guy also

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  • September 27, 2019 at 6:17 pm
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    Fuller from Home Alone?

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  • September 27, 2019 at 6:42 pm
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    When my first was born, my Parents made the trip to Maine to see their new Granddaughter, and as soon as my Mom picked her up, she let rip with a really cute, but wet sounding fart. My Dad leaned in and said "Well.. You know she's yours now for sure, eh?" Waved his hand in front of his nose and walked to the kitchen.

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  • September 27, 2019 at 7:35 pm
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    Matty Banks!

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  • September 28, 2019 at 12:42 am
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    Kieran, unlike his brother, actually has some acting talent

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  • September 28, 2019 at 12:47 am
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    Looks of my childhood gaming machine with paddles that plays only four different versions of Pong … Retrogamer … huh.

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  • September 28, 2019 at 12:56 am
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    He seems to be soooo much different than his older brother, Mac.

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  • September 28, 2019 at 2:06 am
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    His brother Macaulay is probably into video games too…He appeared on Cinemassacre ( James Rolf/Nes nerd) a few times.

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  • September 28, 2019 at 3:29 am
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    He's the hot Culkin

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  • September 28, 2019 at 3:45 am
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    Wait…. Who?

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  • September 28, 2019 at 4:53 am
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    This is such a Culkin thing to talk about. Quirkiest family on the planet.

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  • September 28, 2019 at 7:43 pm
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    The world would view Kieran Culkin in a different light if his voice was just a tad deeper

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  • September 28, 2019 at 8:43 pm
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    Interesting, a handsome healthy non methed-up Culkin! Niiiíiiiiiiice, very cool.

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  • September 29, 2019 at 9:26 am
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    Is that all he can say about his newborn.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 10:11 am
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    37k. Views and 40 odd comments on a video from a channel with over 3 million subs. Guess pretty much no one is interested in the other Culkin, huh?

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  • September 30, 2019 at 4:20 pm
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    Respectfully: Happy B-day, Kieran Culkin. May the Peace be with u. From Harlingen Texas. September 30, 1982
    September 30, 2019 through September 30, 3019

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  • September 30, 2019 at 4:22 pm
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    Kieran Culkin
    1. Neil – Movie 43 2013
    2. Wallace Wells – Scott Pilgrim 🆚️ The World 2010
    3. Fuller – Home 1, 2 Lost In New York 1990 – 1992

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  • September 30, 2019 at 7:35 pm
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    He looks much more normal than his brother.

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  • September 30, 2019 at 9:19 pm
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    I don't understand what kind of a show is this? You make fun of Trump yeah but what's up with the random interviews of obscure people?

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  • October 1, 2019 at 3:26 am
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    Succession is so great, dare I say the best show on tv right now

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  • October 1, 2019 at 4:13 pm
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    what a boring interview!!!

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  • October 1, 2019 at 11:48 pm
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    holy crap thats the actor who plays simon in she’s all that❤️❤️❤️

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  • October 2, 2019 at 10:23 pm
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    He’s so cute

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