[electronic music]
– WE MET B-BOY JOSEPH
IN ATLANTA, G.A. – HI, JOSEPH. – [British accent]
ALL RIGHT. YEAH. START THE MUSIC. [hip-hop music] ♪ – HAS HE STARTED YET? – I THINK–
I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS IT. ♪ THANK YOU. – YEAH, THANK YOU.
– I AIN’T DONE YET, THOUGH. – THANK YOU, JOSEPH. IT’S–IT’S
DEFINITELY A NO FOR ME. – IT’S A NO. I’M SORRY. – NO. – ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU, JOSEPH. – GUYS, YOU–YOU KNOW, I AIN’T GOT NO FORMAL TRAININ’
OR NOTHIN’ LIKE THAT. I LIVE ON THE STREETS. – THAT WAS VERY APPARENT,
AS IT TURNS OUT, JOSEPH. THANK YOU FOR COMING. – Y-YOU KNOW THAT MY MAMA’S
ON DRUGS, AND MY DADDY IN JAIL. – IT’S NOT–
NOT REALLY RELEVANT. – BORN IN A COFFEE CAN
UNDER A BRIDGE. – THAT’S TERRIBLE, JOSEPH. THAT’S–THAT’S AWFUL,
BUT IT’S NOT GOING TO– – MY SISTER SHOT MY BROTHER
WHILE MY COUSIN BEAT MY UNCLE. – NOW IT’S A LIE.
– IT’S A LITTLE BIT MUCH. JOSEPH, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, BUT– – PUT MYSELF THROUGH SCHOOL BY RENTING MY BODY OUT
AS A HEROIN SUITCASE. – OH, I SEE WHAT’S GOING ON.
– WOW. – JOSEPH, PLEASE, WE–WE DO HAVE
OTHER DANCERS HERE TODAY, WHO ARE WAITING THEIR TURN
VERY POLITELY. NO, JOSEPH,
LET HER COME ONSTAGE. – OH! OH!
– LET HER COME–NO, JOSEPH. – IF I WIN THIS COMPETITION, I
COULD PUT A ROOF OVER MY HOUSE. ‘CAUSE I GOT A HOUSE AIN’T
GOT NO ROOF. FOR REAL, THOUGH. – JOSEPH… – JUST ONE LITTLE THING,
THOUGH. – DON’T DO IT, JOSEPH. – IT WAS A LOUD BRIDGE.
– DON’T FINISH THAT SEN– – I GOT HEARING DAMAGE
IN THIS EAR. – JOSEPH!
– AND ALSO IN THIS EAR. – JOSEPH! – THE BRIDGE HAD–
HAD TRUCKS GO OVER IT. – JOSEPH.
– ‘CAUSE THE BRIDGE– – KEEP IT.
– 15-TON– – HOLD IT. PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.
AND GET OFF MY STAGE. – RA–RATED SIX. – JOE…
– THAT’S A BIG TRUCK. – SEPH.
OKAY, JOSEPH, PLEASE. AND WHO IS THIS? – OH, WHO IS THIS
RIGHT HERE? THIS IS MY 12-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER,
WHO I RAISED ALL BY MYSELF WITHOUT THE HELP OF ANYBODY ELSE
IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. SHE IS MY INSPIRATION. – JOSEPH,
IT DOESN’T MATTER. THERE’S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO OR SAY THAT’S GOING TO MAKE US
CHANGE OUR MINDS TODAY. – THAT RIGHT THERE, THAT RIGHT
THERE, THAT’S HER DAUGHTER. SHE BLIND. SO I RAISED THEM BOTH BY MYSELF
WITHOUT NOBODY ELSE’S HELP. – COME GET
YOUR TICKET TO VEGAS. – WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! – VEGAS!
– CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I’M GETTING GOOSIES OVER HERE.
I’M GETTING GOOSIES. I-I AM.

Key & Peele – Who Thinks They Can Dance?

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Who Thinks They Can Dance?

  • August 3, 2019 at 7:55 pm
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    Yall can laugh and joke all ya wanna
    But it don’t rain for weeks in some summers.

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  • August 3, 2019 at 11:08 pm
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    Same guy from undercover boss

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  • August 4, 2019 at 5:15 am
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    “Born in a coffee can under a bridge”😂😂😂

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  • August 4, 2019 at 2:58 pm
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    JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH

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  • August 4, 2019 at 5:40 pm
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    2:15 Lmao

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  • August 4, 2019 at 10:50 pm
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    Jo
    Seph
    Joseph!!!

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  • August 5, 2019 at 3:20 am
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    Yo that really how it be

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  • August 5, 2019 at 4:11 am
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    "I'm gettin goosies over here Im gettin goosies I am" 😂

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  • August 5, 2019 at 5:59 am
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    Exactly every talent recruiting show. All you need is a sob story despite any talent you may have.

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  • August 5, 2019 at 9:58 am
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    Is that Jenna Von Oy (Six) from the sitcom “Blossom”? Because if it isn’t, it sure looks like her.

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  • August 5, 2019 at 12:12 pm
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    Lets be real that little blind girl was adorable 😂😂😂

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  • August 6, 2019 at 12:35 am
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    NIGEL, SONJA AND TWITCH

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  • August 6, 2019 at 1:02 am
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    Pilipinas got talent judges would definitely say yes on his story.

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  • August 6, 2019 at 3:12 pm
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    So Joseph’s d*ck was chopped up and still able to have children…

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  • August 6, 2019 at 4:20 pm
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    **gasp**"come git your tick-et to Vague-guess"

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  • August 6, 2019 at 8:47 pm
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    Every reality show

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  • August 7, 2019 at 2:08 am
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    "Joseph"

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  • August 7, 2019 at 1:47 pm
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    Want to see the real comedy skit ? Watch this video ❤️

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  • August 7, 2019 at 4:17 pm
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    “I’m gettin goosies over here”

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  • August 8, 2019 at 5:11 am
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    Accurate though…that's how all of these shows are.

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  • August 8, 2019 at 1:36 pm
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    Anyone else got goosies from that performance?

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  • August 8, 2019 at 3:53 pm
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    😂😂😂😂😂

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  • August 8, 2019 at 5:24 pm
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    Cause i got a house, ain't got no roof🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • August 8, 2019 at 9:55 pm
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    If I win this competition I can put a roof over my house cuz I have a house with no roof for real doe… Lmao!

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  • August 9, 2019 at 4:34 am
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    Keep it. Hold it. Put it in your mouth. And get off my stage 😂😂. Im getting goosiea over here, im getting goosies over here, i am 😂 his accent kills me 😂💯

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  • August 9, 2019 at 12:42 pm
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    it’s joseph buhmydickgohchoppedupdoe carlisle!

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  • August 9, 2019 at 7:46 pm
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    I raised them both by myself without nobody else's help

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  • August 10, 2019 at 6:02 am
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    My name is Joseph so this was weird asf to watch

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  • August 10, 2019 at 7:05 am
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    "Oh, who is this right here? This is my 12 year old daughter who I raised all by myself. She IS my inspiration."

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  • August 10, 2019 at 3:36 pm
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    Who’s the girl judge

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  • August 10, 2019 at 4:33 pm
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    "Jo————–SEPH !!!!" LMAO

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  • August 10, 2019 at 4:50 pm
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    the shoes fye tho

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  • August 10, 2019 at 10:53 pm
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    Yep usually how it goes

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  • August 11, 2019 at 12:32 am
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    Im slowly starting to think some of the memes on Reddit are taken from Key and Peele skits

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  • August 11, 2019 at 7:53 am
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    Shout out to Alice Murphy from workaholics middle judge

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  • August 11, 2019 at 10:38 am
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    butmydickgotchoppedupdoe

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  • August 12, 2019 at 10:04 am
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    Damnit I watched this over 10 times

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  • August 12, 2019 at 8:57 pm
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    Hilarious smh the more trauma the more you’re rewarded

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  • August 12, 2019 at 10:34 pm
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    Joseph landed on his feet after being fired from the warehouse

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  • August 13, 2019 at 3:02 am
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    Actually the truth, lmao

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  • August 13, 2019 at 7:56 am
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    I believe Peele is impersonating Nigel, the douchebag judge from American Idol.

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  • August 13, 2019 at 8:53 am
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    This was the Joseph who was in undercover boss after geting fired. ahahah

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  • August 13, 2019 at 10:14 am
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    After he was fired on Undercover Boss Joseph tried to pursue a Different career path

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  • August 13, 2019 at 3:15 pm
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    The blind daughter was so ready! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • August 14, 2019 at 7:21 am
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    It would be fun to have key and peele as AGT hosts though..lol

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  • August 14, 2019 at 7:40 am
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    Come get your ticket to Vegas 😂😂

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  • August 14, 2019 at 8:33 pm
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    I love it that when i rewatch theese skits i realize some characters reocur!

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  • August 15, 2019 at 2:20 am
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    This is kind of ironic but so true…

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  • August 15, 2019 at 3:45 am
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    People r missing the fact that one of his daughter is black , another one is white……lol

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  • August 15, 2019 at 2:16 pm
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    butmydickgotchoppeduptho

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  • August 15, 2019 at 2:32 pm
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    Every single talent show ever

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  • August 15, 2019 at 4:01 pm
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    Now, that's the way to be selected for vegas.

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  • August 15, 2019 at 9:28 pm
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    At least dick didn’t get chopped up this time. 🤣🤣🤣

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  • August 16, 2019 at 5:24 am
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    This is so true, and it makes it a lot less interesting that people's talents aren't shining through. Great sketch though haha

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  • August 16, 2019 at 8:19 am
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    I love how there's a story like this is the sake Joseph from undercover boss 🤣

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  • August 16, 2019 at 12:36 pm
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    1:28 am i the only one who is impressed with that double kick?

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  • August 16, 2019 at 8:14 pm
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    I need me a good sob story.

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  • August 17, 2019 at 4:39 am
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    Plz tell me the name of the song in the start

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  • August 17, 2019 at 5:43 am
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    Joseph!

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  • August 17, 2019 at 1:11 pm
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    I swear Britain's Got Talent is rigged.

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  • August 17, 2019 at 1:53 pm
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    Literally any dance reality show in india😢😂😂

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  • August 17, 2019 at 11:30 pm
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    There should be a movie about him called “JOSEPH” and how he came all the way from the bottom through the struggles starting from the womb and made it to stardom 😂😂

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  • August 18, 2019 at 12:30 am
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    Omg! The blind baby with walking stick was so cute! Lol 😆

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  • August 18, 2019 at 12:34 am
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    Oh my god it's the same Joseph from Undercover Boss

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  • August 19, 2019 at 12:48 am
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    Born in a coffee can😂

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  • August 19, 2019 at 3:37 pm
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    This would be funny if this wasn't every American gameshow now. There was this big plinko game on fox (can't remember what it's called), where every contestant had a sob story.

    I don't want to hear about your dead baby, I just want to see you try and win a million at picking a box.

    It's also hard to feel bad for them when they let go of 200,000 to try and get the million.
    "Well howy, that large amount of money would help my cancer laden child to walk again, but I'm pretty sure I picked the million and not the penny case."
    "Oh no, you got the penny!"
    "Oh well, I'm just happy to be playing anyways!"

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  • August 19, 2019 at 6:17 pm
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    "she blind"

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  • August 19, 2019 at 9:43 pm
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    JjjjjjOSEPH

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  • August 19, 2019 at 11:37 pm
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    mindy st claire from the good place!!

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  • August 20, 2019 at 1:09 am
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    Joh seph

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  • August 20, 2019 at 11:16 am
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    hahhah

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  • August 20, 2019 at 12:08 pm
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    My d**k got chopped up tho

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  • August 20, 2019 at 6:56 pm
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    Is he come to audition after getting fired in undercover boss?

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  • August 20, 2019 at 8:33 pm
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    She bliiiind ahhahahahahaha

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  • August 21, 2019 at 1:04 am
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    I would put a roof over my house 💀💀

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  • August 21, 2019 at 2:46 am
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    “But my dic got chopped up doe”. Lmaooo

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  • August 21, 2019 at 2:52 am
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    JOSEPH

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  • August 21, 2019 at 8:54 pm
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    Haha 😂

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  • August 21, 2019 at 11:20 pm
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    I just got goosebumps 🤣🤣🤣

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  • August 22, 2019 at 8:10 am
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    Peele is a racist asshole.

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  • August 22, 2019 at 2:06 pm
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    A good example of how leftists make decisions based purely on emotionally making themselves feel better!

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  • August 22, 2019 at 4:23 pm
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    That kicking another contestant though

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  • August 22, 2019 at 7:48 pm
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    For years i was made to believe in those sob stories but i finally noticed the method to their(producers') madness. Those were just to reel in more viewers. Either the stories were totally concocted or else exaggerated bigtime. I have lost interest in the talent shows, which i used to watch a lot once. Anybody else who felt the same way?

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  • August 23, 2019 at 4:28 am
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    Haha wtf

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  • August 23, 2019 at 6:06 am
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    AGT contestants be like

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  • August 23, 2019 at 7:22 am
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    Choseph!!!

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  • August 23, 2019 at 6:04 pm
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    Baby girl should have high-fived Michael at the end….after he put his hand up first obviously.

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  • August 23, 2019 at 11:12 pm
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    Was this the real show

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  • August 24, 2019 at 12:08 am
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    too accurate. AGT is stupid

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  • August 24, 2019 at 1:40 am
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    this is americas got talent in a nutshell literally

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  • August 24, 2019 at 1:54 am
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    Whats funny is that Keegan played in two different skits (this one and the undercover boss one) and in both his character was named joseph and he ended up becoming a huge suck up… 😂

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  • August 24, 2019 at 4:00 am
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    When he tried kicking the girl off stage 🤣
    That SENT ME

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  • August 24, 2019 at 11:00 am
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    Name of music?

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  • August 24, 2019 at 7:44 pm
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    Thats my daughter she gave me inspiration that made me chuckle

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  • August 24, 2019 at 9:26 pm
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    Yep

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  • August 25, 2019 at 8:38 am
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    Sympathy is great dollar.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 9:11 am
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    So no one is gonna point out the fact that he did all of that for s flight ticket to Vegas !!??

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  • August 25, 2019 at 2:11 pm
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    I’m gettin goosies 🤣🤣

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  • August 26, 2019 at 8:10 am
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    Lol ticket to vewgas

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  • August 26, 2019 at 8:11 am
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    If u have a daughter with a blind daughter u control the world

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