– HI, EVERYBODY,
I'M DAVE STASSEN
ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING,
AND WELCOME
TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL,
AS WE GET READY TO WATCH
SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS
IN THE NATION
SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS
IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN
BETWEEN EAST AND WEST.
AND THERE REALLY
ARE SOME CHARACTERS
ON THIS YEAR'S SQUADS,
AREN'T THERE, GEOFF?
– THAT'S RIGHT, DAVE.
IT DOES SEEM LIKE THE MOST
FLAMBOYANT PERSONALITIES
CAME TO THE FOREFRONT,
AND THEY ARE HERE.
LET'S MEET THE PLAYERS
FROM THE EAST. [rock music] ♪
– D'MARCUS WILLIUMS,
UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA.
– T.J. JUCKSON,
WAYNE STATE UNIVERSITY.
– T'VARIUSNESS KING,
MERRIMACK COLLEGE.
– TYROIL SMOOCHIE-WALLACE,
UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI.
– D'SQUARIUS GREEN, JR.,
UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME.
– IBRAHIM MOIZOOS,
UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE
AT CHATTANOOGA.
– JACKMERIUS TACKTHERITRIX,
MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY.
– D'ISIAH T. BILLINGS-CLYDE,
COASTAL CAROLINA UNIVERSITY.
– [lisping]
D'JATHPER PROBINCRUX THE THIRD,
THOUTH CAROLINA THTATE
UNIVERTHITY.
– LEOZ MAXWELL JILLIUMZ,
EAST CAROLINA UNIVERSITY.
– JAVARIS JAMAR
JAVARISON-LAMAR,
UNIVERSITY
OF MIDDLE TENNESSEE.
– DAVOIN SHOWER-HANDEL,
UNIVERSITY
OF SOUTHERN MISSISSIPPI.
– HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY,
PENN STATE UNIVERSITY.
– L'CARPETRON DOOKMARRIOT,
FLORIDA ATLANTIC UNIVERSITY.
– J'DINKALAGE MORGOONE,
UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH FLORIDA.
– XMUS JAXON FLAXON-WAXON,
CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY
OF PENNSYLVANIA.
– WE'RE GOING TO BE LOOKING
FOR BIG PLAYS
ALL GAME LONG
FROM TYROIL SMOOCHIE-WALLACE.
– AND LET'S NOT FORGET
THE TIGHT ENDS,
IBRAHIM MOIZOOS
AND HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY.
THEY'VE BOTH HAD
AMAZING SEASONS.
– THAT'S RIGHT, GEOFF.
NOW LET'S MEET THE PLAYERS
FROM THE WEST. [rock music] ♪
– SAGGITARIUTT JEFFERSPIN,
TEXAS A & M.
– D'GLESTER HARDUNKICHUD,
UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN.
– SWIRVITHAN L'GOODLING-SPLATT,
SASKATCHEWAN UNIVERSITY.
– QUATRO QUATRO,
SAN JOSE STATE UNIVERSITY.
– OZAMATAZ BUCKSHANK,
STANFORD UNIVERSITY.
– BEEZER TWELVE WASHINGBEARD,
JONES COLLEGE.
– SHAKIRAQUAN T.G.I.F. CARTER,
UNIVERSITY
OF NORTHERN ARIZONA.
– X-WING @ ALICIOUSNESS,
MISSOURI WESTERN
STATE UNIVERSITY.
– SEQUESTER GRUNDELPLITH, M.D.,
ADAMS STATE.
– SCOISH VELOCIRAPTOR MALOISH,
SOUTH DAKOTA
STATE UNIVERSITY.
– T.J. A.J. R.J.
BACKSLASHINFOURTH THE FIFTH,
ALBION COLLEGE.
– [squeals]
SAN DIEGO STATE UNIVERSITY.
– DONKEY TEETH,
BOISE STATE UNIVERSITY.
– TORQUE…
[jackhammer drilling]
LEWITH,
NEVADA STATE…
PENITENTIARY.
– THE PLAYER FORMERLY KNOWN
AS MOUSECOP,
UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI,
COLUMBIA.
– DAN SMITH, BYU.

Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

29 thoughts on “Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    Subscribe to the new Key & Peele YouTube channel for all the classics as well as new-to-YouTube sketches: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdN4aXTrHAtfgbVG9HjBmxQ?sub_confirmation=1

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    @0:59 I started Laughing😆😆😆😆

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    That Dan Smith gets me every time. Like literally I’ve seen this skit 100 times.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    This is a good way to tell how much funnier Key is than Peele.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    X-WING @ ALICIOUSNESS.. M gonna name my kid that

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    2:15 THATS MY MANSSSS

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    Hingle McCringleberry. That's too awesome. 😂😂😂

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    I’ve remembered so many parts at my band class, just like we’re being back in high school, me and my friends used to make some funny names, just like we’re being back in high school. Good times lol 😂

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    1:24 hingle McCringleberry

    I was dying 😂

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    dissapointed Neil deGrasse Tyson wasn't in here

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    Did anyone notice they kinda look the same

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    Dan smith, BYU.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    Man I’m surprised they finished this video without laughing

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    I smiled at a few of the names, but 1:14 literally had me laugh out loud.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    Idk man that “jackmerius tacktheratrix” gets me every fucking time lmfao

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    "EEEE!!! EEEEEEEE!!! San Diego State University😌" I'M F**KING CRYING BRAH😂😂😂😂

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    Bob Nelson did a skit just like this back in the 80's.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    it escalated so quickly 😂

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    Me: lightly touches car
    car: 2:51

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    I don't know EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEE seems nice. Like I wonder if the mrs yells that during sex🤨🤔

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    Aaaannnnd Dan Smith ….awesome

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    And here we have a list of possible names for my future child.

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  • July 30, 2019 at 8:28 am
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    Dan Smith! BYU

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