– YOU WILL BE
IN ROOM 237. AND YOU HAVE
FREE WI-FI THERE. ALSO, FROM 6:00 A.M.
TO 10:00 A.M. EVERY MORNING, THERE’S A FREE
CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST. – HMM. CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST. – YES, FROM 6:00 A.M.
TO 10:00 A.M. [phone rings] – SO IT’S CONTINENTAL, THEN. – MM-HMM, YEP. [Muzak in background] – VERY GOOD. [gasps] EH,GARCON.[chuckles] ONE ADMISSION
FOR THE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST. – YOU CAN JUST
HELP YOURSELF, SIR. – HMM, INTERESTING. EUROPEAN STYLE. [light classical music] [chuckling] MM. AHH. WHEN IN ROME… ♪ ♪ HMM, THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT. [chortles] WELL, AREN’T YOU
A TINY PLUM. ♪ ♪ WELL, LA…DEE… DA. PAPER AND EVERYTHING. AND WHO ARE YOU, MY LITTLE FRIEND? NOT A SPOON… NOT A FORK… BUT SOMETHING IN BETWEEN. A “FPOON”. [chuckles] WHAT WILL YOU THINK OF NEXT,
GERMANY? [humming softly] AHH. [chuckles delightedly] ALL THE “EURO-PINE” COUNTRIES
LAY BEFORE ME. WHERE SHOULD I FLY TO FIRST? AHH. THE PIT OF THE DOUGHNUT. MM, THANK YOU, TURKEY. MM, BUCKLE UP. LET’S SEE
WHERE WE SHALL GO NEXT. AH, THE DANISH! CLEARLY FROM BRUSSELS. MM. MM, MM! MM! HELLO, GREECE, WHERE THE YOGURT FLOWS
LIKE WATER. MM, YES, LIKE GO-GURT,
BUT TO STAY. [chuckles] MM. MM, SO GOOD! MM, PULLING INTO SPAIN. MM! BAKED TO PERFECTION. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? IT ALL COMES
WITH THE ROOM! [laughing] MM! MM, MM! YES! MM! I LOVE BEING INCONTINENT! I LOVE BEING INCONTINENT! A DELIGHT TO THE SENSES, ISN’T IT, MY FRIEND? ISN’T IT? YES! I’LL HAVE
WHAT I’M HAVING! [music crescendos]
I’LL HAVE… WHAT I’M HAVING! [woman singing angelically] [sobbing] SO GOOD. IT’S SO GOOD. – THANKS. OH, GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR. HOW CAN I HELP YOU? – WELL, DAVIS, I WILL BE STAYING
INDEFINITELY. – BUT, SIR, DON’T YOU KNOW
THAT YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN HERE? [romantic big band music] ♪ ♪ – REALLY?
– MM-HMM. – CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST? – RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. ♪ ♪

Key & Peele – Continental Breakfast

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Continental Breakfast

  • January 11, 2019 at 8:15 pm
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  • August 15, 2019 at 4:26 am
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    Like go gurt, but to stay…

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  • August 15, 2019 at 4:30 am
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    Ohh my fuuccking god!!! A fpoon! A fucking fpoon!!!

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  • August 15, 2019 at 11:45 am
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    A fopoon!!🤣🤣

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  • August 15, 2019 at 3:47 pm
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    where the yogurt flows like water ..pmsl :-)))

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  • August 15, 2019 at 4:04 pm
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    I love being incontinent!!

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  • August 15, 2019 at 5:16 pm
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    wait a second! is this only a European thing? I thought it was like basics

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  • August 15, 2019 at 7:58 pm
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    "I'll have what I'm having" LOOOL!

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  • August 15, 2019 at 10:28 pm
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    6 years and I still don't know what the fuck this sketch is about

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  • August 16, 2019 at 4:14 am
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    Lmao, they sure tied it all together with the shining reference at the end. Bravo!

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  • August 16, 2019 at 4:55 am
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    Nigga you ight?

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  • August 16, 2019 at 5:35 am
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    back at it again with froot loops

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  • August 16, 2019 at 5:51 am
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    Welcome to the Hotel California

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  • August 16, 2019 at 5:52 am
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    "Baked to perfection" He says biting through a banana.. Sideways.. With the skin..

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  • August 16, 2019 at 6:05 am
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    Not a spoon, Not a fork, a fpoon

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  • August 16, 2019 at 7:39 am
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    I'll have what I'm having

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  • August 16, 2019 at 7:48 am
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    "I'll have what I'm having" I quote this everytime I go to a buffet/all you can eat

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  • August 16, 2019 at 8:40 am
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    At 2:58 When the orchestra music builds up, and then when he breaks down in tears with that touching chorus it makes my eyesight dark from lack of breath and laughter! 😂😂😱😂😂😢

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  • August 16, 2019 at 10:01 am
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    Did he just eat banana without peeling it off?

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  • August 16, 2019 at 11:03 am
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    Fuck-pune

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  • August 16, 2019 at 5:23 pm
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    Who would have though that this skit would be a peek inside the mind of Jordan Peel's capability to create Get Out?

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  • August 16, 2019 at 5:59 pm
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    Can someone explain the ending?

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  • August 16, 2019 at 6:34 pm
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    He took a bit of that banana from the side. HE DIDN’T TAKE OUT THE PEELE!! 😂 I guess that’s why they call him “Jordan PEELE” 😏

    Okay, you can kill me now.

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  • August 16, 2019 at 6:34 pm
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    Just once in my life I want to enjoy a meal to this level

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  • August 16, 2019 at 8:51 pm
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    At 2:59 this is living

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  • August 16, 2019 at 9:24 pm
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    FPoon

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  • August 16, 2019 at 10:45 pm
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    I love being incontinent.

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  • August 17, 2019 at 1:13 am
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    Nice references to Shining

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  • August 17, 2019 at 3:07 am
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    How he just bit the banana

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  • August 17, 2019 at 7:46 am
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    Plot twist: he owns the hotel

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  • August 17, 2019 at 8:03 am
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    This reminds me of filthy frank

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  • August 17, 2019 at 9:43 am
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    I really don't get the ending

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  • August 17, 2019 at 10:12 am
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    “A fapoon.” Indeed.

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  • August 17, 2019 at 11:25 am
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    This shit makin me hungry than a mufucka!! Hotel breakfast never looked this good!! Over gettin hungryerererer with each laugh!!

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  • August 17, 2019 at 11:50 am
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    2:53 came for this, stay for the amazing content

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  • August 17, 2019 at 2:34 pm
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    the pit of the donut….

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  • August 17, 2019 at 3:06 pm
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    This is totally something people do in real life.

    oh and edit : shining

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  • August 17, 2019 at 3:58 pm
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    That sound when he bit that banana classic

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  • August 17, 2019 at 4:37 pm
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    Your first day being an assassin in the Continental.

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  • August 17, 2019 at 5:16 pm
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    Actually its kind of sad and funny

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  • August 18, 2019 at 4:56 am
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    this is one of the best things I have ever seen

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  • August 18, 2019 at 5:44 am
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    You can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave.

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  • August 18, 2019 at 5:49 am
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    'The Shining' reference, classy.

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  • August 18, 2019 at 5:53 am
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    Man have eaten an banana without peeling it.

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  • August 18, 2019 at 2:35 pm
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    The Twilight Zone

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  • August 18, 2019 at 4:44 pm
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    I was at a hotel after a wild party and I was starving and ready for my Continental Breakfast ( I thought that Continental stands for something HUGE like a continent!!!)…right then the waiter put in from of me the most minuscule cup of coffee ever made, and a ridiculous toast with jam, and I thought: well, for a starter is ok…then I waited patently for the rest of my FOOD!!!…and I waited…and I waited…then a little upset I said to the waiter: Hey man…where's my ''CONTINENTAL'' breakfast?!!! The guy look down on me and told me: You ate your Continental Breakfast 30 minutes ago sir…and I thought: WTF is going on? am I still drunk or what?…I was really puzzled, but mostly hungry to be honest XDDD

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  • August 18, 2019 at 10:34 pm
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    Tell me he didnt eat the banana like that

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  • August 19, 2019 at 12:17 am
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    I will now forever call Fruit Loops the “forbidden fruit”.

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  • August 19, 2019 at 1:02 am
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    Ah so this is what the modern twilight zone is like

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  • August 19, 2019 at 1:05 am
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    Yes, like gogurt, but to stay!

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  • August 19, 2019 at 3:06 am
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    Love the shining ref

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  • August 19, 2019 at 3:46 am
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    I’ll have what I’m having

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  • August 19, 2019 at 5:36 am
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    “You can help yourself”oh European style

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  • August 19, 2019 at 6:57 am
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    What a psychopath…

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  • August 19, 2019 at 7:35 am
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    This is the most painful yet satisfying thing to watch when you’re hungry.

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  • August 19, 2019 at 11:26 am
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    "Mmm, like a go-gurt but to stay"…omg who the fuck thinks this shit?

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  • August 19, 2019 at 12:39 pm
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    I never understood this sketch.
    Can someone please explain like I'm 10. ?

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  • August 19, 2019 at 1:35 pm
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    "Like gogurt but to stay"

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  • August 19, 2019 at 4:14 pm
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    greece where the yogurt flows like water

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  • August 19, 2019 at 6:15 pm
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    Twilight zone , soon he be directing 🤘

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  • August 19, 2019 at 7:42 pm
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    This sketch remind me shining so much !

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  • August 19, 2019 at 8:55 pm
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    Your are a guest at a hotel, prepare for an extended stay because you have just walked into the Twilight Zone. Guest seen walking into the hotel, never to be seen again. 10 people walked into a cafeteria only to come back everyday for continental breakfast in a time loop, that cafeteria is open again, but this time its a unlimited breakfast for you.

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  • August 19, 2019 at 9:42 pm
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    Literally me after 5 month of pure diet !!

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  • August 19, 2019 at 11:54 pm
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    Jaqué Torrance?

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  • August 20, 2019 at 12:25 am
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    how can someone make eating so funny

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  • August 20, 2019 at 12:27 am
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    Alright here are some instruction: Once you press this time stamp > 2:36 close your eyes and let your imagination run wild

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  • August 20, 2019 at 1:24 am
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    Can someone explain this to me?

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  • August 20, 2019 at 1:39 am
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    Homless

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  • August 20, 2019 at 3:59 am
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    This dude bit the middle of a bannana

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  • August 20, 2019 at 5:50 am
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    I want to say hes stuck in hell, but he made it into heaven

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  • August 20, 2019 at 6:43 am
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    Relatable :)))

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  • August 20, 2019 at 8:26 am
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    Cringe

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  • August 20, 2019 at 10:54 am
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    You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.

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  • August 20, 2019 at 1:33 pm
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    Felt like adolf Hitler at 3:52..

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  • August 20, 2019 at 1:51 pm
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    It's 2019 and I just found myself on the internet. Hidden cameras from my first hotel stay, I see.

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  • August 20, 2019 at 1:54 pm
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    What does continental mean?

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  • August 20, 2019 at 3:40 pm
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    Like Gogurt, but to stay.

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  • August 20, 2019 at 6:18 pm
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    Lucky! Gets to stay at a hotel and eat for all eternity 😅

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  • August 20, 2019 at 7:54 pm
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    I love it. 😂

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  • August 20, 2019 at 8:41 pm
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    When he broke down crying tho 🤣🤣

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  • August 20, 2019 at 9:07 pm
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    He spoke arabic at 1:16

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  • August 20, 2019 at 10:49 pm
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    Seeing him cry like that made me tear up alittle sooo much joy. But I wonder where he goes at nighttime

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  • August 20, 2019 at 11:24 pm
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    The first ever Mukbang video

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  • August 20, 2019 at 11:48 pm
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    This made me hungry.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 12:04 am
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    The only continental breakfast I ever had was ..make it yourself waffles…

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  • August 21, 2019 at 1:10 am
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    Musical name?

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  • August 21, 2019 at 4:16 am
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    Can someone explain the ending

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  • August 21, 2019 at 4:50 am
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    This isn’t funny(before you ask, I’m on this video because I’m giving Key&Peele a try because I heard that they were good. And, yet again, before you say “keep your opinion to yourself”, I could say the same about your reply.)

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  • August 21, 2019 at 6:02 am
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    3:23 see, the brothas watching this won't get that The Shining reference.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 9:40 am
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    Well… that got creepy

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  • August 21, 2019 at 12:27 pm
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    Ahhh Turkey is not in Europe. They have tried numerous times and this is what triggered the breakdown followed by Brexit after mass immigration from Syria.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 12:37 pm
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    From where did he get the information😂😂

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  • August 21, 2019 at 12:56 pm
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    Is it a reference to Stephen king physiological horror shinning i guess

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  • August 21, 2019 at 1:08 pm
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    One of My favorite Episode 😂

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  • August 21, 2019 at 1:08 pm
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    One of My favorite Episode 😂

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  • August 21, 2019 at 1:32 pm
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    I'm so racist lol

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  • August 21, 2019 at 1:48 pm
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    This is the real hotel California

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  • August 21, 2019 at 2:08 pm
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    lol creepy af

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  • August 21, 2019 at 3:44 pm
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    Pmsl!! These videos are unbelievable funny. I love it!!

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