[dramatic music] – GOOD EVENING, ST. PAUL. IT’S YOUR CITY NEWS AT 5:00.
I’M JAMIE THRONEBURG. – AND I’M MARCY WHITCHURCH. WINTER WEATHER ADVISORIES
ARE IN EFFECT ACROSS CENTRAL MINNESOTA
TONIGHT. WITH MORE ON THAT,
WEATHERMAN ISAAC LABUDA. ISAAC. – THANKS, MARCY. A MAJOR SYSTEM
IS ZIPPING ACROSS THE REGION. OUTSIDE TEMP RIGHT NOW,
8 DEGREES, BUT IT FEELS LIKE 20 BELOW. JAMIE. – WELL, STAY OFF THE ROADS
IF YOU CAN, FOLKS. LOTS OF REPORTS
OF BLACK ICE. – OOH, YOU GOT TO WATCH OUT
FOR THAT DANGEROUS BLACK ICE. IT’S TRANSPARENT AND SNEAKY.
HARD TO SEE BLACK ICE. – THAT’S RIGHT, MARCY. KEEP YOUR LOVED ONES SAFE
AND WARN THEM TO STAY OFF THE STREET
TONIGHT BECAUSE OF MENACING,
LIFE-ROBBING BLACK, BLACK ICE. – ISAAC. – WE HAVE CHANNEL 17’S
FIELD REPORTER, DARREN HEPNER, WITH MORE. DARREN? – YEAH… I’M STANDING OUT HERE
AT HISTORIC RAMSEY HILL, WHERE THERE ARE CURRENTLY
NO CARS ON THE STREET DUE TO, UH… HAZARDOUS
DRIVING CONDITIONS. – DARREN, ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT BLACK ICE? – THAT’S RIGHT. – OOH, JEEZ,
IT’S FRIGHTENING JUST TO EVEN SAY
“BLACK ICE.” – IT’S SCARY, TRICKY,
RUTHLESS STUFF, THAT BLACK ICE. A PERFECTLY SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD
CAN BE SUDDENLY TERRORIZED BY THE APPEARANCE
OF BLACK ICE. – WELL, ONE MUST
KEEP IN MIND THAT, JUST BECAUSE BLACK ICE
LOOKS DIFFERENT THAN WHITE ICE, IT DOESN’T MAKE IT
ANY MORE DANGEROUS. ALSO, ONE MUST REMEMBER HOW HARD IT IS
FOR BLACK ICE TO SURVIVE, WHAT WITH THE AUTHORITIES
TRYING TO DESTROY IT WITH THE SNOW PLOWS
AND SALT TRUCKS, BUT BLACK ICE PERSEVERES. – UH-HUH, THAT’S RIGHT.
THAT’S RIGHT. AND AS YOU CAN SEE
RIGHT NOW, THE CITY
IS BEING CONTROLLED BY LOTS
OF OPPRESSIVE WHITE SNOW, MAKING IT HARD
FOR ALL PEOPLE TO ADVANCE. AND WE DON’T HEAR
MUCH “NEWS” ABOUT THAT, NOW, DO WE? – NO, WE DO NOT! – WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
BROTHER DARREN. – BUT LET’S BE HONEST–
BLACK ICE IS THE REAL MENACE. LAST NIGHT I WAS IN
A PERFECTLY SAFE NEIGHBORHOOD, WALKING AWAY
FROM AN A.T.M. MACHINE, WHEN BLACK ICE
JUST SNUCK UP ON ME AND PRACTICALLY ROBBED ME
OF MY BALANCE. – OUCH. THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE
SOMETHING BLACK ICE WOULD DO. – WELL, I JUST HOPE THAT FOLKS
WATCH OUT SO THE WHITE SNOW DOESN’T BLIND THEM
AND KEEP THEM FROM SEEING WHAT’S REALLY GOING ON. – ALL I’M SAYING
IS I CAN’T THINK OF A SINGLE CHRISTMAS SONG
ABOUT BLACK ICE. LOTS OF CHEERFUL, UPLIFTING
SONGS ABOUT SNOW, SO… – [laughs]
WELL… FOR THE RECORD, BLACK ICE
NEVER ASKED TO BE OUT HERE. – NO, IT DID NOT! – IT’S A PRODUCT
OF THE ENVIRONMENT. – OOH, HALLELUJAH! – IN FACT, BLACK ICE
DIDN’T LAND ON THE ROAD. THE ROAD
LANDED ON BLACK ICE! – WHOO! AMEN! – OKAY. NEXT UP, WHY IS AMERICA
BEING RUINED BY BLACK PEOPLE? [tense music]

Key & Peele – Black Ice

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Black Ice

  • January 11, 2019 at 8:17 pm
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  • August 17, 2019 at 10:05 pm
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    I predicted people getting mad over snow only being white and not black claiming it's a race crime.
    Key and peele predicted it first.

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  • August 18, 2019 at 12:55 am
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    It kind of sounds like they’re saying black guys.

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  • August 18, 2019 at 6:19 am
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    The racism is strong in this one.

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  • August 18, 2019 at 7:26 am
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    “… robbed me of my balance.” Just got that. Hilarious.

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  • August 18, 2019 at 10:35 am
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    Let make Snow White live action but it's black
    And we call it black ice

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  • August 18, 2019 at 1:57 pm
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    A clear sunny day is the biggest menance on the road….

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  • August 19, 2019 at 3:48 am
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    This is exactly what it feels like when people get offended over little things. XD funny video you two. Although I feel like double meaning humor is only funny if it is true. Saying "black ice is no more dangerous than any other ice" makes sense when you imply race, but it doesn't make literal sense because black ice actually is way more dangerous than other ice.

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  • August 19, 2019 at 3:59 am
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    This is the 8th time I’ve watched this and i just now realized that if i say black ice over and over again it sounds like black guys and i get it now 😂😂

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  • August 19, 2019 at 1:57 pm
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    And in real life, the worst instigators are wicked, middle ages white women. Always.

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  • August 19, 2019 at 3:22 pm
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    This is amazing.

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  • August 19, 2019 at 5:18 pm
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    Well thank very much …,…….brotha darren

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  • August 19, 2019 at 9:02 pm
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    She played that shyt a bit too wellll 🤷🏾‍♂️

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  • August 19, 2019 at 10:25 pm
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    So this is why I can't get Black Ice skins on Rainbow Six Siege……..

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  • August 19, 2019 at 11:00 pm
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    When they are too scared to say the color of the people so they secrectly leave hidden message on the news.

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  • August 19, 2019 at 11:36 pm
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    Brother Darin

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  • August 20, 2019 at 4:01 am
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    That women is very intimidating 😒😒

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  • August 20, 2019 at 6:14 am
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    Wait I thought this was fox. Weird.

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  • August 20, 2019 at 10:39 am
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    Black ice is WAY more dangerous than regular ice. It's just a fact…. #whiteicematters

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  • August 20, 2019 at 11:01 am
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    #BLACK ICE MATTERS

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  • August 20, 2019 at 1:34 pm
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    “Yeeeeeeah” kills me every time, Oppressive white snow 😭😂

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  • August 20, 2019 at 3:25 pm
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    "Yeeaaaaaaaaqaaaaah…."

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  • August 20, 2019 at 3:32 pm
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    "practically robbed me!… Of my balance" lol

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  • August 20, 2019 at 5:19 pm
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    Isaac’s reaction though.

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  • August 20, 2019 at 10:31 pm
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    "Ok, up next, why is America being ruined by black people?"
    Spit flew outta this black man's mouth 😂🤣😂😜

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  • August 21, 2019 at 12:57 am
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    BLACK GUYS lol

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  • August 21, 2019 at 3:53 am
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    As the Lawyer of Black ice, I say my client was nothing then a creation of white ice with dirt/tire marks therefore the real threat of white ice itself.

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  • August 21, 2019 at 7:02 am
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    Ice ice baby

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  • August 21, 2019 at 8:11 am
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    Hey guys! Im new to the youtube community i hope you guys help and support me i'm will really appreciate it! Like and subscribe! 😁

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  • August 21, 2019 at 11:25 am
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    Boring racism sketch…again

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  • August 21, 2019 at 12:01 pm
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    shes hot

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  • August 21, 2019 at 7:55 pm
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    Key and Peele are hilarious as always, but these two newscasters steal the show. They play their parts exquisitely!

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  • August 21, 2019 at 11:55 pm
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    This turned racist real fast…..😶😶

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  • August 22, 2019 at 12:13 am
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    That ending got me.

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  • August 22, 2019 at 12:28 am
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    Adam Scott trans?

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  • August 23, 2019 at 4:27 am
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    “Black guys” for anyone that didn’t get it 👍

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  • August 23, 2019 at 9:05 am
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    Yellow snow doesn't give a fuck

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  • August 23, 2019 at 9:50 am
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    Honestly black ice sounds epic

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  • August 23, 2019 at 1:41 pm
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    😂😂😂

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  • August 23, 2019 at 3:02 pm
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    Gah I like that white snow. Black Ice is a cancer to our neighborhood. Stay safe out there.

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  • August 23, 2019 at 4:46 pm
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    "One must keep in mind that just becasue black ice looks different than white ice that doesn't make it any more dangerous" hah… Wait a minute, that is EXACTLY what makes black ice more dangerous, lol.

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  • August 23, 2019 at 5:23 pm
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    i love how its always the half whites like key and peele that complain and instigate the most and not the real blacks in USA

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  • August 24, 2019 at 12:17 am
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    Uum black ICE is more dangerous due to it;s color, ya know cuz you can't see it at night. xD

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  • August 24, 2019 at 1:42 am
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    “Brotha Darren”. 🤣

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  • August 24, 2019 at 1:48 am
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    You ever seen Meet the Robinson's? You know that one guy with the peanut allergy with his wife who tried to adopt the kid? That white lady looks like him…. No offense

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  • August 24, 2019 at 4:57 am
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    Black Ice Matters!

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  • August 24, 2019 at 5:55 am
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    0:44 is what everyone is taking about

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  • August 24, 2019 at 1:54 pm
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    This was so confusing back then when i was a kid cause i have no encounters with racial problems, and now a couple years later this shit is so hilarious

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  • August 24, 2019 at 4:58 pm
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    Brother Darren!

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  • August 24, 2019 at 5:21 pm
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    Josh Brolin’s little cousin

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  • August 24, 2019 at 6:17 pm
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    I haven't been this forced into a joke since a happy Madison movie.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 12:55 am
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    Spot On, Pretty much how every leftist responds these days. They think that everything is racist.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 8:53 am
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    Incase if some people didn’t understand the Joke/Sketch of Black Ice then I’ll say it once.
    Black ice = Black Guys that’s what makes its racist but also funnier for us Audience watching who Understand lmao.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 9:47 am
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    Racial weather at its best 😝

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  • August 25, 2019 at 5:15 pm
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    The end though.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 5:44 pm
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    "It's a product of the environment." LMAO.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 6:00 pm
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    I can't tell if this is a skit or Fox News.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 8:02 pm
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    “Well thank you very much brother Darren” lol

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  • August 26, 2019 at 4:06 am
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    I was hella surprise at the end and I was dead ass laughing

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  • August 26, 2019 at 4:22 am
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    "We didnt land on Plymouth rock, Plymouth rock landed on us" genius, love you peele! And keeyy

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  • August 26, 2019 at 6:12 am
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    Black Guys🤣

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  • August 26, 2019 at 6:33 am
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    Say it fast and it sounds like "black guys"

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  • August 26, 2019 at 10:05 am
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    The female presenter has really come a long way from being Monica's maid.

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  • August 26, 2019 at 11:18 am
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    HOLY CRAP, I HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE AND DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS KEY AND PEELE

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  • August 26, 2019 at 3:24 pm
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    Genius!

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  • August 26, 2019 at 4:55 pm
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    This isn’t even funny

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  • August 26, 2019 at 4:57 pm
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    She look like Adam Scott

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  • August 26, 2019 at 9:51 pm
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    Oh man the good old days when you could make a stupid joke like this without a million assholes starting to complain

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  • August 26, 2019 at 10:33 pm
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    This is the most racists shit I’ve ever watched good vid tho 😂

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  • August 26, 2019 at 11:37 pm
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    Black ice sounds like black guys

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  • August 27, 2019 at 2:09 am
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    It’s funny because when you say black ice casually it sounds like “black guys”

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  • August 27, 2019 at 3:35 am
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    black ice

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  • August 27, 2019 at 7:30 am
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    White bitches

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  • August 27, 2019 at 10:46 am
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    Black Ice need to unite.

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  • August 27, 2019 at 4:44 pm
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    Thank you very much! Brother Darren…

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  • August 27, 2019 at 5:09 pm
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    They make black ice sound like black guys😂😂

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  • August 28, 2019 at 12:37 am
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    The Funny Part Is Black Ice Sounds Alot Like Black Guys When U Say It Fast Key And Peele Reaction Is Funny As Hell

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  • August 28, 2019 at 2:36 am
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    bROTheR dARiN

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  • August 28, 2019 at 6:01 pm
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    This is pure savagery lmaoo •́ ‿ ,•̀

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  • August 28, 2019 at 6:02 pm
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    WAIT A SECOND…THE MEDIA REPORTS ON DANGEROUS WHITE SNOW ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!

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  • August 28, 2019 at 11:23 pm
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    hard to see that black ice

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  • August 29, 2019 at 1:38 am
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    The female news reporter looks like the girl from psych that liked Henry

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  • August 29, 2019 at 3:10 am
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    and that's how friends explain the weather. It seems like they are talking more than just the weather.😁

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  • August 29, 2019 at 6:04 am
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    Does anyone notice if you read black ice fast it becomes “black guys” lol

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  • August 29, 2019 at 6:49 am
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    "Black ice" when said quickly, sounds like "black guys"

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  • August 29, 2019 at 7:14 am
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    Why is America being ruined by black guys? More like why is America being ruined by racist fucks.

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  • August 29, 2019 at 7:15 am
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    3:01 – I'm dead 😂

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  • August 29, 2019 at 12:52 pm
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    My son and I had to laugh like fuck at the comment , why is America being ruined by black people , funny stuff

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  • August 29, 2019 at 5:04 pm
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    And yet WHITE snow would love to be penetrated by BLACK ICE

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  • August 30, 2019 at 12:12 am
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    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  • August 30, 2019 at 12:45 am
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    Arden Myrin
    (marcie witchchurch or whatever) is so effing cute. She was hilarious back in her MadTV days…..
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgcLfohtFbE

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  • August 30, 2019 at 1:00 am
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    Lol I need to give props to the people who direct this

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  • August 30, 2019 at 2:17 am
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    Am I the only one who finds it really weirdly heartwarming how the weatherman and the on-the-scene reporter team up to stand up for "black ice"?

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  • August 30, 2019 at 3:43 am
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    I think this is a metaphor for something..

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  • August 30, 2019 at 5:00 am
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    0:47 got me real hard

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  • August 30, 2019 at 12:03 pm
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    “Brotha Daren”

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  • August 30, 2019 at 5:38 pm
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    So true!!!! We need to send "Black Ice" back where it came from!!!!!!

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  • August 30, 2019 at 5:50 pm
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    Fucking lol 1:16

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