so power scaling is a concept where you
fit a strong guy against another strong guy using story elements in order to
determine odds like Goku fought Frieza and he beaten but then Krillin got killed by
presa so Goku stronger than freely and Naruto can’t blow up a planet but Frieza
could and Goku heat freezer thus Goku can blow up a planet dust Goku
can beat Naruto and Jojo works the same way you see so Jotaro killed deal but
then Zorro got beat by a rat so the rat could beat deal but you know what the
rat will get beat by two flies or other bugs categorized in the insect oral
class like fleas who dead oh just a little something nothing too big just a
little unimportant thing called the bubonic plague which worked by infecting
rats what’s then infected the food supply in the streets of big cities
which then infected the people and murdered them by the mass and Jojo was a
world of science what the heck just like Dragon Ball and Naruto so it
works it’s his works and you know who’s got flies all around them this little
midget guy with his stand super fly he could fly to the rats and just kill him
with the bubonic plague this guy stand is invincible except for the fact that
he lost but that was only because he was in an airplane it was close corridor so
fires can’t fly in airplanes come on so that’s cuz of the factoring the airplane
is the strongest character but you know what’s better than an airplane a hecking
spaceship now who rode wanted those poochy
but boots she ain’t that strong he got beat by a child you know who else got
beat by a child yo stuff guy gave Gareth well actually the ambulance killed him
but that’s not saying much because Kira also almost lost to a hecking cat clan
but you know who killed that and without even trying
Shinobu Kawajiri now Shinobu is a woman and she was written in 1979 t
and back then all women in Jojo and really all women and Shonen sucked like
there wasn’t a competent women at all in these stories all they were were
lovesick doodoo heads they were all written for the tender audience of
ten-year-old boys so basically all women and Jojo hecking suck until until Arak
he met his wife in 1990 I can’t I couldn’t find this on the Internet and
he realized that he was an evil sexist so he made kiss look at these hecking
stats but think about it pre 19 whatever women were awful a hecking woman
couldn’t even handle having a stand but a rat could a hecking woman could even
beat cars and everybody can be cars yeah I want so Jo youtubers I’m a Jojo
intellectual a hecking German could be cars and they lose everything I bet even
the Lockerbie cars hey I can make a 15 minute video about that get our hundred
thousand views easy pickins and no one else is doing it well where does that
put us oh yeah yo Chicago Kyra is thus below a
rat then again cats are better than rats and if a is greater than B and B is
better than C a B or no a A’s or a a is is better than C I mean it makes sense
to me if rock beats scissors and scissors beats paper thus rock beats
paper so can’t beat shred and cat beats Kyra who also got some pain ambulance
and then the cat got killed by a woman dass wait wait but then I watch Tom and
Jerry and the rat the rat the rat was better than the cat so what now oh but
wait so Shinobu if we’re using the 1995
marriage fallacy must be 4/4 fourth-dimensional Universal
Universal Studios cuz Carroll up through time and a Zaraki always says only a
stand user can be stand use so the next question is who can beat Shinobu well
it’s obvious can’t join he doesn’t even need to fight he could just use his
charms all the fangirls love him or or want him to be gay it’s really hard to
tell also kaki likes to mommies so he’ll tap
that stinky the second he sees mommy milky titty girl or maybe only if he
sees the kid maybe that’s what he’s attracted to being a responsible parent
like yo chicagee camera I don’t know but then oh dude were so hard
that’s your love him a million times over and he’ll become high your toes new
dad torso calculon’s the strongest to Betty hecking died for later man cat
cooing got killed by do and do lost to Joe duro who lost the rats and cats eat
mice or maybe nine so so Shinobu could could be to read and Remy but by his
Remi here she hecking ghost Akira oh god have we got in a circle not cuz
because it was a technicality and act phallus cuz cat join was tired from
being a game you’ll heck this stuff don’t question so Darby jr. is the champ and a
chump he’s the strongest but he couldn’t even be told cheating ass Joseph who
loves advil who’s heckin dead to Auntie beat Optima cars forgive them and also
beat up a bunch of brown women you know who else is a brown woman the sexy
and her me and she’s hecking jacked look at us next us all Josephus Dan us with
Infinity Gauntlet tier but there’s one thing old Joseph could never beat and
that’s heckin old age unlike other characters who can control
time like oh heck do any vampire and then the time people like Pucci Kira
Ringo Diavolo do Valle oh yeah he could be Joseph he can murder all those
hecking piglet like polarized but polar offers the main character fart 3 how
could the main character lose I don’t get it Naruto never loses one piece
never loses how come he died Oh cuz he’s a cripple
yeah they never win but even Diavolo can beat the fair and balanced gold and
experience Requiem golden experience Requiem never loses oh that didn’t do
nothing golden experienced Requiem sucks I guess do really was the strongest Joe
don’t care I mean there’s like 10 of them is statistics the odds are in his
favor but only one of them doesn’t suck except that to get max IV ditto you got
to do all these steps so it’s like the fights in Jojo are up to circumstance
like speed intelligence and most importantly contrived locking sheer
convenience oh wait no but that’s not so his power stance all about she is
strength and feats that’s very important science scientific with logic and reason
established by the rules of the universe like Jojo beating ultimate deal so the
CEO is not an astral Rose dismissed wrong exactly
Oh (And then from here it’s just your typical Shonen Power Level Debate.)

Jojo’s Bizarre Power Escalation

100 thoughts on “Jojo’s Bizarre Power Escalation

  • August 24, 2019 at 9:34 pm
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    Giorno: "You will never reach the truth."

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  • August 24, 2019 at 10:33 pm
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    can we all agree that speedwagon is the strongest

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  • August 25, 2019 at 1:21 am
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    Gray tower bye??????????

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  • August 25, 2019 at 3:13 am
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    Notorious B.I.G has never lost a fight, so that is the strongest stand.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 4:29 am
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    Kakyoin beat Tower of Gray, which means if we're going down the powerscaling rules means he's stronger than Dio.

    Wait.

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  • August 25, 2019 at 8:26 am
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    you had me up until I saw that many fleas come off the rat

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  • August 25, 2019 at 11:06 am
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    Can someone please make this into a copypasta

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  • August 25, 2019 at 3:34 pm
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    I disagree

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  • August 25, 2019 at 4:41 pm
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    Pure genius

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  • August 25, 2019 at 4:58 pm
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    Is this dunkey

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  • August 25, 2019 at 6:10 pm
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    Shinobu could beat GER

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  • August 25, 2019 at 7:56 pm
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    Araki forgets,bruh…but not Mr.Meat.

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  • August 26, 2019 at 1:03 am
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    Did this man just drop a “niglet” 😳

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  • August 26, 2019 at 4:57 am
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    I'm- I'm fucking sorry what? I had to take a 20 minute after all the shit I just indulged from this video…

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  • August 26, 2019 at 5:49 am
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    So polneref can beat everyone because his a crip so you mess with him you mess the gang

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  • August 26, 2019 at 5:55 am
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    It turns out that old Joseph was chuck nouris in disguise so old Joseph wins

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  • August 26, 2019 at 5:57 am
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    Wait but gorino is a crip well shit

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  • August 26, 2019 at 4:43 pm
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    So Iggy wins.

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  • August 27, 2019 at 12:01 am
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    But wait, if dio over heaven can only rewrite things by punching them, does that mean that dio could lose the rat?

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  • August 27, 2019 at 4:35 am
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    If dio over heaven fought another version of him, and he rewrite it, would he himself just die like the same person hes fighting which is.. Himself?

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  • August 27, 2019 at 4:42 am
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    I think the ending of the video sums up a argument about anime characters on reddit

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  • August 27, 2019 at 5:55 am
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    7:33 just a picture of the golden rectangle

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  • August 27, 2019 at 9:54 am
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    Powerscaling is basically having 2 buff guys fight eachother! Or 2 midgets fighting eachother!

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  • August 27, 2019 at 11:25 am
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    Is that detective Conan theme at 6:40

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  • August 28, 2019 at 12:08 am
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    I feel like I had a stroke watching this video

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  • August 28, 2019 at 10:00 pm
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    Why are we all here after a year? Because we've been watching too many Jojo videos on YouTube. Admit it.

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  • August 28, 2019 at 11:06 pm
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    7:38 my brain trying to put all together at 3 a.m after finishing part 5

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  • August 29, 2019 at 12:10 am
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    i like medium steak too, but sometimes i like it giga fried

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  • August 29, 2019 at 1:02 am
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    Jojo is the most balanced anime, everyone is S tier… except for Okuyasu.

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  • August 29, 2019 at 2:10 am
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    I'm confused

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  • August 29, 2019 at 2:32 am
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    But steel is heavier than feathers.

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  • August 29, 2019 at 3:26 am
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    But Kiras stand is a cat. So Kira could beat his wife.

    Wait…

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  • August 29, 2019 at 4:50 pm
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    The thumbnail is great

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  • August 29, 2019 at 6:50 pm
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    I'm gonna punch that spaghetti

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  • August 29, 2019 at 8:25 pm
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    8:11 it got his eyes

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  • August 30, 2019 at 1:59 am
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    But cant joseph beat an airplane?

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  • August 30, 2019 at 10:53 am
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    All JoJo character can fly

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  • August 30, 2019 at 11:17 am
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    You sound like coach Steve

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  • August 30, 2019 at 12:52 pm
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    Why do you sound like knee caps 😂

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  • August 30, 2019 at 1:53 pm
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    "Naruto can't blow up a planet."

    Pinche Regularios Reeeeee

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  • August 30, 2019 at 2:16 pm
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    t h u s

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  • August 30, 2019 at 11:02 pm
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    The midget lost cause it was in a unfair fight since KAKYION AND JOATRO HAS PLOT ARMOR

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  • August 30, 2019 at 11:50 pm
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    Imma have to argue that naruto v goku

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  • August 31, 2019 at 4:48 am
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    Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is the most disappointing thing since my son

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  • August 31, 2019 at 8:01 am
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    “But Polnareff is the main character of part three, how could the main character lose?”

    My friend…

    Let me tell you about a man named Jonathan Joestar.

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  • August 31, 2019 at 9:58 pm
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    its amazing how you talked for 8 minutes without actually saying anything

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  • September 1, 2019 at 12:50 am
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    YOU SPOILED ME STONE OCEAN
    Thanks

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  • September 2, 2019 at 4:41 am
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    No one can deflect the Emerald Splash, thus Kakyoin is above all

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  • September 2, 2019 at 6:45 pm
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    Dunkey vibes but with Jojo flavor. I like it, I'm subbing.

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  • September 2, 2019 at 7:21 pm
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    Yeah but if Yoshikage Kira was in the pylon stand he’d be trapped forever because hands aren’t a person and he’ll need to put bites the dust on someone to go back in time but no one around.
    And if Kira can’t beat the pylon then Dio can because he has followers that’ll happily sacrifice themselves. But his followers are easily killed by the main characters most of the time but time can be erased by diavolo. So he could erase the good guys winning times, but erasing time is normally a mild inconvenience to people who are stupid and don’t really have friends but do, they wouldn’t care or understand, that’s why erasing ppl with that erase hand stand is great. But there’s that ball stand that turns invisible and erases things too by flying around but it can’t see. But there is something that is better that simply seeing which would be diavolos hair, his hair can see the future. His hair is never defeated but diavolo is. This means the strongest JoJo is Diavolo Hair and he just needs a new body… but there was that one chick in part 4 who could do that and did it to Kira so the hair could probably be put on a guy with complimentary powers that would be able stop stop everyone, the pylon stand.

    So there you have it, Pylon with Diavolo hair is the strongest JoJo that… wait… but even though the pylon never died the arrow made the stand meaning we give the pylon the arrow too…

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  • September 3, 2019 at 6:50 am
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    am I having a stroke?

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  • September 3, 2019 at 3:32 pm
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    bro, did i hear some sheet music boss in the background????

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  • September 3, 2019 at 4:17 pm
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    Okay, but what the FUCK is Mikitaka

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  • September 3, 2019 at 9:49 pm
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    When you try to put logic into JoJo

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  • September 4, 2019 at 6:01 pm
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    Is this video just a giant shitpost? 🐂💩🐃💩 Also, I think this guy has never heard of brains vs brawn, the Boxer's Triangle, etc… 🥊🥋🤺🤼‍♂️

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  • September 4, 2019 at 10:06 pm
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    Holy fuck this is ADHD personified. What the fuck is the point of this lol

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  • September 5, 2019 at 1:55 am
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    7:36 i loved that arguement

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  • September 5, 2019 at 5:24 am
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    Speedwagon > Dio

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  • September 5, 2019 at 8:33 pm
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    Lol dunkey ripoff done poorly

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  • September 6, 2019 at 3:09 am
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    Hey dunkey. Oh wait, you're just a clone.

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  • September 6, 2019 at 11:23 am
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    Wait, why are the comments only days old but this video is a year old?

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  • September 7, 2019 at 1:01 am
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    Why are so many people seeing this video just now-

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  • September 7, 2019 at 3:42 pm
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    Lol this is the only good rip off of dunkey.

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  • September 7, 2019 at 11:06 pm
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    My mom beat a rat and shes a woman so basically my mom is a god.

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  • September 8, 2019 at 1:21 am
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    Thunder Cross Split Attack + Emerald splash and the world ends

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  • September 8, 2019 at 5:10 am
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    oh hey it's dunkey lol nvm

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  • September 8, 2019 at 5:01 pm
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    Power scaling in JoJo just doesn't work

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  • September 8, 2019 at 6:09 pm
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    The moment you put power scaling with Jojo, you've made a mistake.

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  • September 8, 2019 at 10:31 pm
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    0:41 WE'RE JUST GONNA GLOSS OVER THE AMOUNT OF BUGS ON THAT ANIMAL NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS WTF

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  • September 11, 2019 at 9:25 pm
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    Obviously, the strongest JoJo character is Death 13. You know, if you fall asleep without your stand. Most people don't sleep with their stands out. In a normal situation, Death 13 wins by a landslide.

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  • September 11, 2019 at 9:43 pm
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    technically the baby was also a woman so checkmate meatman

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  • September 11, 2019 at 10:31 pm
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    Make sense to me

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  • September 12, 2019 at 12:18 am
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    Powerscaling is bullshit

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  • September 12, 2019 at 1:01 am
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    Why does this guy only have 80k subs

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  • September 12, 2019 at 2:32 pm
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    dunkey v2?

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  • September 12, 2019 at 3:33 pm
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    AND DIO IS MORE POWERFUL THAN GOKU BECAUSE A STEAM ROLLER IS STRONGER THAN A SPIRIT BOMB ACCORDING TO THAT ONE MEDIOCRE GAME

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  • September 12, 2019 at 6:04 pm
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    Jojo fights are all convenient asspulls
    Powerscaling be damned

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  • September 12, 2019 at 11:11 pm
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    Jojo, Jojo is just one FUCKING Bizarre show.

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  • September 13, 2019 at 2:44 am
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    are you, by any chance, Domkey

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  • September 13, 2019 at 3:24 am
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    Power scaling doesn't exist in Jojo's

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  • September 13, 2019 at 5:28 am
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    aw look its dunkoy

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  • September 13, 2019 at 11:52 am
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    Yo who is this discount dunky

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  • September 13, 2019 at 5:53 pm
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    Look at my horse my horse is amazing

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  • September 13, 2019 at 5:53 pm
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    Serious Dunkey vibes, regardless still a sub

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  • September 13, 2019 at 10:12 pm
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    Bruh you sound drunk

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  • September 14, 2019 at 1:14 am
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    Why do people keep calling you a dunkey clone

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  • September 14, 2019 at 7:25 pm
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    I already knew this video existed and watched it before, but now I'm starting to see YouTube do it's magic.
    And Mr meat being pummeled with "U R DUNKEY CLONE IM SMART"

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  • September 14, 2019 at 9:03 pm
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    Mr.meat is being beaten and pummeled by the people who say he's a dunkey clone
    Well-
    Mr.Meat is getting beaten 🙂

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  • September 14, 2019 at 11:37 pm
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    Speedwagon>>>all jojo verse

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  • September 15, 2019 at 4:41 am
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    3:06 how could you say something so controversial yet so brave

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  • September 15, 2019 at 5:34 am
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    7:36 reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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  • September 15, 2019 at 6:50 am
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    *bruh*

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  • September 15, 2019 at 12:41 pm
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    Mom can we watch dunkey?

    "We have Dunkey at home."

    Dunkey at home:

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  • September 15, 2019 at 4:32 pm
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    The Road Roller is the strongest character.

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  • September 15, 2019 at 6:49 pm
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    They just works

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  • September 16, 2019 at 12:24 am
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    Yes, indeed.

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  • September 16, 2019 at 2:29 am
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    So by my understanding, baby plant DIO is the strongest character.

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  • September 16, 2019 at 4:12 am
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    Goddamnit, I love your dialect.

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  • September 16, 2019 at 6:41 am
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    ROCK PEOPLE ROCK PEOPLE ROCK PEOPLE

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