let me tell you about the last time I was in Montreal it was it was in the wintertime my friend says John we're going skiing now I don't ski nobody's ever looked at me and went you ski don't you no no I wouldn't ski but I'll go and look at the mountains and everything but no they gave me tequila now apparently after the fifth shot of tequila you think you can ski they should have a warning on the label a chubby guy skiing with a slash through it after the tenth shot I thought I was peekaboo Pinet and I didn't have a ski shoe surprise surprise but but they bought me one it was white that's my color I look like an avalanche they're evacuating the logic I didn't ski they basically just pushed me off mom Gabrielle that's when I learned how to speak French she was sending me Linda Gus was here is that me it'll connect on this issue I fell down the mountain I get to the bottom of the mountain and I'm covered in snow merely lifeless little kid walks up to me and goes Frost he's dead he's dead and he was crying I didn't want him to cry so I had to get up you know it must have been some magic and that old silk hat they found

John Pinette on skiing
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32 thoughts on “John Pinette on skiing

  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    THEY THREW ME OFF MOUNT SON OF A BITCH

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    He was one of the best… clean, zero profanity, and still made you laugh your ass off, a true comic. He will be missed.

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    I looked like an avalanche!

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    And to think, he wrote most all of his own material.

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    Frosty the snowman is dead LOL. I wish he could have came here to Madison WI

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    One one comedian
    Best white comedian
    Brilliant
    Incredible

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    I would have LOVED to see him!! I'm so sadden that he passed on. John you were hilarious!!! I know you
    have them rolling on the floors up in Heaven. God bless you sir.. 😍

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    A Master, R.I.P.

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    Truly Missed …..Hilarious Young Man

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    These kids will believe in Santa till there are twenty seven

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    Went to Colorado never skkied. so they were like you will have fun. I looked at them and laid it out. Me being 325 lbs. and I said think this one thru. you put a fat guy on a small board at the top of the mountain. I look and I turned back, and they said I would fine, but I never did it. 300+lbs on two strips of laminated boards. I will not stop and will not stop till we hit the gulf of Mexico

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    You are missed!!!!!

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    Laughing before I even clicked on this

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    Gosh I love him

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    Love this guy. Like Lou Costello

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    He had a gift and he shared it with us

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    Damn! Gone too soon!!!

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    ik ken john's shows nu een paar maanden en kan er uren naar kijken hij blijft kei goed hij zal gemist worden een geniaal komiek

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    i wanna go see this guy in concert so bad

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    "THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME MAGIC IN THAT OLD SILK HAT THEY FOUND!!"

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    John you will be greatly missed!!! RIP!

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    John made me laugh harder than anyone ever has!!! I will miss you.

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    WHAT A LOSS HE WILL BE MISSED

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    R I P thanks for the laughs our thoughts and prayers are with his family

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    Hear him on Pandora driving to work. R.I.P. John Pinette. Thanks for the laughs.

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    This guy is so FUCKING FUNNY!

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    FROSTY'S DEAD!

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    This guy is freaking hilarious!

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  • June 2, 2019 at 8:19 pm
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    heard this guy on laugh usa in my gma's car. love him now lol

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