-Oh, my God.
-I just want to make sure. -Oh, my God, I can’t believe I
have Jimmy Fallon waiting on me. -Oh, my God.
-Hand and foot. -You look gorgeous.
What a beautiful gown. Oh, my gosh.
-I was so scared I was gonna fall over
on live TV. -Oh, my.
You did not fall over at all. You look fantastic. Thank you
for coming on our show. I appreciate it.
-Thank you very much. It’s really nice to be here. I’ve been watching your show
a long time. -Thank you.
Please. Are you kidding me? I’m a fan of yours. I just saw something
that made me laugh. You were on the Emmy red carpet,
I want to say. You’re at the Emmys,
and you were wearing a different gown,
and you looked gorgeous. -Yeah.
I wear gowns. I have a distinct lack of chill.
-You just wear gowns. -Yeah.
-I love that. -I wore one on your show because
I was excited to be here. -Not everyone does that. That’s very nice
that you did that. I love that.
[ Cheers and applause ] You have — Someone asked you, like,
“What is in your purse?” ‘Cause everyone always has
a little handbag or whatever they call those,
and so, you showed it, and I just thought it was great.
It went kind of viral. Everyone loved what you had.
You had, like, string cheese. -Yeah.
A cheese string. Yeah. -Cheese string.
-Now that I know that they ask that question,
I’m bringing a butt plug. But, yeah.
-No. -But I had cheese on me.
[ Laughter ] I have cheese on me now. -The NBC censors just —
-Do you want some cheese? ‘Cause I have some.
-Oh, you have cheese. You brought it with you.
-For 11:00. -Oh, my God.
That’s so fantastic. -I’ve got some up my bum,
I’ve got… [ Laughter ]
Got some sort of a yogurt. Let’s see what else
I got in there. -Still frozen.
Oh, my goodness. That’s insane.
[ Laughter ] A dried-meat snack. [ Laughter ] Oh, wait.
This is for you. -This is giant.
-I heard you have a particularly favorite snack
that is called a Score. -Yeah. -And it’s come from my boobs
straight to you. [ Laughter, cheers, applause ] -If you’re watching live,
I just scored live on TV. This is fantastic.
[ Laughter ] Thank you for this.
I do love a good Score bar. What does Jameela Jamil do on a
live, on a Wednesday night? What would you be doing
right now? -I’m nowhere near as glamorous
or cool as you might think I am. You probably don’t. I would be spooning
my 6’8″ boyfriend. I’m the big spoon, obviously. He’ll love that I said that.
[ Both laugh ] You’ll be spooning out —
-Yeah, spooning with Netflix and ill, like —
-And just ill. Yeah, you wouldn’t be —
-Just tired from the day. -No big fun party
or anything like that. -No, big fun party, no. No, I don’t drink.
I don’t party. -You must party
and do something. -No, not really.
Not really. I’m a house — I’m a house guy
sort of thing. -“House guy”?
-A homebody, sorry. -Oh, yeah, right.
[ Laughter ] That’s different.
I was like, “House guy?” That’s fantastic.
I did not know that about you. Yeah.
I do know from your social media that you’re very —
your activism is fantastic. What you’re doing
for different — [ Cheers and applause ] -Talking about people’s —
their bodies and being proud of being who they are
and stuff like that. And you did something
on Instagram that I thought was pretty cool. -Well, I started a movement
on Instagram called I Weigh, which is just a movement that
is for female empowerment and just general empowerment
where you measure your worth via your attributes and your
contributions to society, and you weigh the sum
of all your parts, not pounds and kilos. You can’t measure a woman’s
worth on a weighing scale. That’s ridiculous.
[ Cheers and applause ] It’s a global —
It’s a global movement now. And we have almost
a million followers, and it’s completely organic. And I created a petition,
and I managed to get 250,000 signatures
in three days. I took it to Instagram. I said, “I’m either going to
do this to you or with you.” And they moved really quickly,
and they were really amazing, and within six months
of that campaign, they have made it impossible
for minors, anyone under the age of 18, to see diet or detox products
or cosmetic surgery procedures on their Instagram
from now on. [ Cheers and applause ] -That’s what I’m talking about.
Come on. How cool is that?
-It’s mad. -I love that. -Yeah.
-I love that you did that.